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Garfield

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1 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

GULP SLURP GOBBLE GOBBLE SNORT GULP Sorry, Garfield, I won't give you seconds. Then give me the FIRSTS again!

2 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Go away. Great. Now I'll never find my gum.

3 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Odie, this time you're going clear through the ceiling! ...clear to the moon! ...the heck with the moon...clear into outer space! AAARRRGGGHHH!

4 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

This was my great-great-grandmother, Garfield. She was a mule skinner. Things were tough back then. That explains her live coyote blouse.

5 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Take A Number 11 Number twelve?

6 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

BOY, it's cold in here! Better turn the heat on. CLICK -

7 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Water balloon in the pants! SPLOIT! My work here is done.

8 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Ellen, I'm Jon, your blind date tonight. Tell you something about myself? Well, last week I had my picture taken on a pony! I think I hear her weeping.

9 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Well, Garfield, we have the whole day ahead of us. We can go for a walk. I'll pass. Or we can sit here and eat potato chips till we get sick. Oh...it's going to be a glorious day!

10 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

CLICK That's it! I'm tired of us never agreeing on which TV show to watch. You can watch the bedroom TV and I'll watch the living room TV. -

11 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Are you ready to exercise, Garfield? Boy, am I! Well? Are we done yet?

12 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Here you go, Jon. PHOOT! Ink balloon.

13 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Look at these food spots on my tie, this is a gravy stain. And I can't remember what this one is. Apple cobbler...with vanilla ice cream...a little heavy on the cinnamon.

14 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to clean the refrigerator. I'll help. Let's see if I have everything...rubber gloves, trash bags, scouring pad... Goggles, flame throwewr...

15 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

I'd like to see a menu, please. Here's your cat food. Take it or leave it. CLOP Well, okay, but there had better be something special on the dessert cart.

16 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Only the cat is brave enough to venture into the dark unknown... LAughing in the face of danger... GARFIELD! Risking a happenstance meeting with a rabid chip.

17 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD, DINNER! Garfield Odie STOMP GULP! -

18 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

I'm lonely, Garfield. What am I? Chopped liver? I need to get out more. Thew mailbox could use a daisy decal. I gotta meet some groovy chicks. You're a nineties kinda guy, Jon.

19 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Look at this, Garfield! "Challenge your intellect! Discover the creative you! Meet vital stimulating people!" I'm gonna do it, Garfield! I'm gonna take a pottery class! The Leonardo da Vinci Academy of Pottery?

20 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

I don't know why you're insisting on coming to pottery class with me, Garfield. I wouldn't miss this for the world. I want to see these "vital and stimulating peaople" the ad in the paper promised. Are these the students or the pots?

21 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Hi there, I'm Jon Arbuckle, this is my first night in pottery class, what are you making? A MAN! It doesn't look much like a man. Well, whatever it is, it's a darn sight better than my fourth husband, Waldo! Poor Waldo.

22 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Hi, I'm Jon Arbuckle. Hello. My name's Kimmy. I've never seen you before in pottery class. Tonight's my first class. Well, I think you'll enjoy it. I know that look. You're going to ask her out, aren't you? So when are you going to ask meout?

23 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Would you go out with me, Kimmy? Don't do it, Jon! There's something strange about her. That would be nice! GREAT! We cats have a sixth sense about these things. We'll do dinner. plus, she's making a pile of clay eyebrows.

24 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Whoops! Darn, I dropped an egg. You said taht like you expect me to eat it off the floor. You're too lazy to clean it up, so let the cat have it, right? Sure, the cat's a warthog! He'll eat off the floor! Good kitty. Shut up anddrop some toast.

25 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

Tell me, Jon, out of all the girls in pottery class, why did you ask ME to dinner? Because you're cute. Cute? Me? WHOOHA! SNORT! YOU'RE gONNA...SNORT! MAKE ME BLUSH! wham! wham! *

26 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

I'm curious, Kimmy, why are you taking the pottery class? Well, because I love nature, and clay is from the earth. AND I LIKE DIRT! YOU LIKE DIRT, DON'CHA, LADY?! SMACK! Where's our meal?

27 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

By the way, Jon, did I tell you I was raised by wolves? You're kidding. scratch scratch scratch scratch No, really! Check please.

28 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

ho-wee! These shoes are tight! So! Kimmy...tell me... Rats! I can't get this shoe off. You say you were raised by wolves? Reckon I'll have to gnaw this leg off at the knee. LET ME HELP WITH THE SHOE!

29 November 1990
 


 
Garfield

So you were raised by wolves? Yup. I was discovered and brought to civlization. And when was that? Last friday. That explains a lot.

30 November 1990
 




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