What a weird date. I took out this lady who was raised by wolves. AROOOOO She's on top of my car howling at the moon! I'll set the traps.
1 December 1990
SODA POP! SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE AH-HA! He think's I'm going to open this and spray soda pop in my face. Well, we'll just see who has the last laugh! Ha! CRASH!
2 December 1990
Out of my way! Coming through! Stand aside! No time to chat! I'm a busy cat! Z
3 December 1990
The secret to a successful hotfoot is the element of surprise. GET AWAY FROM ME! Maybe I wasn't subtle enough.
4 December 1990
Jon's sending away for a book. It's called "Help for the Incompetent". I think these stamps are defective. Just in time.
5 December 1990
Can you do any impressions, Odie? FFFFFFFF John Wayne?
6 December 1990
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH Mashed potatoes aren't Jon's strong dish.
7 December 1990
Well, Garfield, it's saturday night. You betcha! And I'm not going to sit here and do nothing! Atta boy, you party animal! I'm going to clip my toenails! Quick! Somebody call the SWAT team!
8 December 1990
ZZZ zff ZZZ zff ZZZ zff GARFIELD!!!
9 December 1990
10 December 1990
I was going to sit there, Garfield. Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know that, excuse me. -
11 December 1990
Welcome to Monster Theater! Tonight's feature..."Curse of the Vampire Goldfish" Ralph! There's a fish on your neck! I love the classics.
12 December 1990
Is there anything in the paper about your scratching my tummy? There should be. Ahhh...stop the presses. scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch
13 December 1990
DON'T LEAVE, JON! I'LL BE LONELY WITHOUT YOU! I already filled your food dish, Garfield. And to think I almost made a fool of myself.
14 December 1990
Well, Garfield, I found a Christmas tree we could afford. It must not be very big to fit in the trunk. Whatcha think?
15 December 1990
What a stupid, dinky Christmas tree. Lunch. GULP! CLOMP! Enjoy your meal? Immensely.
16 December 1990
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY... OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN Sleigh. Z
17 December 1990
click click click click click Knitting? click click click click Yup. Christmas stocking? Natch.
18 December 1990
Hey! Milk and cookies! TWANG! GARFIELD! Hey! You're not Santa!
19 December 1990
Well, I suppose we'll have to get ANOTHER Christmas tree, Garfield, since you destroyed the first one. Put it out of its misery, is more like it. Hey! This looks like a good place! Honest Frosty's USED TREES Jon, Jon, Jon.
20 December 1990
What do you think of this tree, Garfield? SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE It's a bit dry.
21 December 1990
I'd like a tree that's not too expensive... Jon! jon! I found one! Yet, nice and full and straight. Jon! Listen to me! Excuse me while I kill my cat. After you see the tree.
22 December 1990
23 December 1990
24 December 1990
Z Z Oh, boys...it's... ZIP! Christmas morning. Merry Christmas! Jim Davis
25 December 1990
Garfield, mom worked hard on this sweater, so wear it! No way! Hold still!! -
26 December 1990
How do you like your new kitty gym, Garfield? I love it! -
27 December 1990
Time to take a look in the old mirror and do some assessing. Yup...time to make some changes... Time to getr a new mirror.
28 December 1990
Garfield, I think we should spend this new year's ever in quiet contemplation... Fine. Reflecting upon our mission in this life. Fine. ANd THEN WE'LL SACRIFICE A GOAT! Are you listening to me?
29 December 1990
SLOOK What shall I resolve to this year? Strive for harmony with the universe? Dedicate myself to world peace? Or the usual... SLOSH! Drink punch until it comes out of my ears.
30 December 1990
Well, another year is almost under the belt. And I've had 313 pretty good days. The mondays sucked.
31 December 1990