What a weird date. I took out this lady who was raised by wolves. - AROOOOO - She's on top of my car howling at the moon! I'll set the traps.
1 December 1990
- SODA POP! - SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE - AH-HA! - He think's I'm going to open this and spray soda pop in my face. - Well, we'll just see who has the last laugh! - Ha! CRASH!
2 December 1990
Out of my way! Coming through! - Stand aside! No time to chat! I'm a busy cat! - Z
3 December 1990
The secret to a successful hotfoot is the element of surprise. - - GET AWAY FROM ME! Maybe I wasn't subtle enough.
4 December 1990
Jon's sending away for a book. - It's called "Help for the Incompetent". - I think these stamps are defective. Just in time.
5 December 1990
Can you do any impressions, Odie? - FFFFFFFF - John Wayne?
6 December 1990
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH Mashed potatoes aren't Jon's strong dish.
7 December 1990
Well, Garfield, it's saturday night. You betcha! - And I'm not going to sit here and do nothing! Atta boy, you party animal! - I'm going to clip my toenails! Quick! Somebody call the SWAT team!
8 December 1990
- - ZZZ zff ZZZ zff ZZZ zff - - - - GARFIELD!!!
9 December 1990
- - SMACK! STOP
10 December 1990
I was going to sit there, Garfield. - Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know that, excuse me. -
11 December 1990
Welcome to Monster Theater! - Tonight's feature..."Curse of the Vampire Goldfish" - Ralph! There's a fish on your neck! I love the classics.
12 December 1990
Is there anything in the paper about your scratching my tummy? - There should be. - Ahhh...stop the presses. scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch
13 December 1990
DON'T LEAVE, JON! I'LL BE LONELY WITHOUT YOU! - I already filled your food dish, Garfield. - And to think I almost made a fool of myself.
14 December 1990
Well, Garfield, I found a Christmas tree we could afford. - It must not be very big to fit in the trunk. - Whatcha think?
15 December 1990
- What a stupid, dinky Christmas tree. - Lunch. - GULP! - CLOMP! - - Enjoy your meal? Immensely.
16 December 1990
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY... - OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN - Sleigh. Z
17 December 1990
click click click click click - Knitting? click click click click Yup. - Christmas stocking? Natch.
18 December 1990
Hey! Milk and cookies! - TWANG! - GARFIELD! Hey! You're not Santa!
19 December 1990
Well, I suppose we'll have to get ANOTHER Christmas tree, Garfield, since you destroyed the first one. Put it out of its misery, is more like it. - Hey! This looks like a good place! - Honest Frosty's USED TREES Jon, Jon, Jon.
20 December 1990
What do you think of this tree, Garfield? - SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE - It's a bit dry.
21 December 1990
I'd like a tree that's not too expensive... Jon! jon! I found one! - Yet, nice and full and straight. Jon! Listen to me! - Excuse me while I kill my cat. After you see the tree.
22 December 1990
Hmmm, maybe a bit crooked. Okay, Mr. Picky. - Okay, boys, we must decide on a Christmas tree. - We could get a live tree. - This one's a tad big. Think so? - Odie seems to like that one. sniff sniff - Jon! Jon! I found it! - We can get lots
23 December 1990
It's not the most perfect tree, boys, but, we'll turn the scraggy side to the wall. How true. - That's what I love about Christmas. It's the time of the year whenb everyone turns their scraggly side to the wall and peace and happiness abound.
24 December 1990
Z Z Oh, boys...it's... - ZIP! - Christmas morning. Merry Christmas! Jim Davis
25 December 1990
Garfield, mom worked hard on this sweater, so wear it! No way! - Hold still!! -
26 December 1990
How do you like your new kitty gym, Garfield? I love it! - -
27 December 1990
Time to take a look in the old mirror and do some assessing. - Yup...time to make some changes... - Time to getr a new mirror.
28 December 1990
Garfield, I think we should spend this new year's ever in quiet contemplation... Fine. - Reflecting upon our mission in this life. Fine. - ANd THEN WE'LL SACRIFICE A GOAT! Are you listening to me?
29 December 1990
SLOOK - What shall I resolve to this year? - Strive for harmony with the universe? - Dedicate myself to world peace? - Or the usual... - SLOSH! - Drink punch until it comes out of my ears.
30 December 1990
Well, another year is almost under the belt. - And I've had 313 pretty good days. - The mondays sucked.
31 December 1990