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Garfield

What are those, mommy? Well, the cute one is a cat, and...uh, the other one appears to be some kind of fat weasel or something. Are you going to let her talk about you like that?

1 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

I adore you! I worship you! I love you more than life itself! I can't live without you! Uh...Garfield? Yes? Why are you talking to my popsicle?

2 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Some flowers for you, my dear. Gee, I'll bet they used to be lovely. And tasty too.

3 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

I'll just have a drumstick. digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga Uh, Odie. DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA

4 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, life is like a festival. You have to get out there and enjoy it! That's what my uncle Arno said. You're not moving. He was run over a parade.

5 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

What a beautiful day! A day that says, "come outside and enjoy me!" I prefer a day that says, "stay inside, relax, watch some TV, grab a nap."

6 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

I'm depressed, Garfield. And do you know what I do when I'm depressed? I play the BONGOS! Now I'M depressed.

7 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

I'm bored. Wanna look at my tongue and guess what I've been eating? Go away.

8 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Thanks.

9 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

FOOF And the crowd goes wild.

10 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Keep flapping, Odie. We want all the little birdies to feel welcome. cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep Hee hee HA HA! HAAAA Enjoy yourself outside, Garfield? I thought I'd die landing.

11 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

In case you didn't notice, I just chased a mouse through here! Bravo. clap clap clap

12 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Odie and I are going to play on the roof. Roller skates?! Look out below!

13 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

I'm turning the tables on Garfield. I'm stealing HIS dinner. I HAVE GARFIELD'S FOOD! I HAVE GARFIELD'S FOOD! What's all the commotion about?

14 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Ever notice how other cats scamper around, Garfield? YOu never scamper. You sort of ooze. I have bad knees.

15 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

I've lengthened my name... And I do believe it will serve me well. Garfield Horatiq III, Esq. Embellished our name, did we? Fill 'er up!

16 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

We're going to the lake, Garfield! I hate the lake. Boating! Last time I ate a toad. Fishing! Came back with the tongue warts

17 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Now this is my kind of refrigerator magnet. Z Hmmm, the stare'im-in-the-face-till-he-wakes-up-routine isn't working. Z Z WHAP WHAP WHAP And the slap'im-silly-with-the-tail routine isn't either. Z It's time to call in the heavyartillery. Oh, Odie! You know

18 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Yeeuck! A spider! This can of bug spray ought to do the trick. KRONG KRONG KRONG

19 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Do you realize I'm your best friend, Garfield? OH, NO! What happened to the pizza delivery boy?!

20 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Ha ha! You look like an Eskimo, Garfield. GET OUT OF THE FREEZER!

21 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, have you seen my shoes? Many times. And, by the way... Have you seen my new flowerpots?

22 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you eat enough to eat three cats. I know, Jon, and I'm so ashamed. Now be a good boy and fetch dessert. I'm glad we had this talk.

23 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Fascinating. You know, Garfield, people should read more books. I thought so.

24 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Hold this for a minute. sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff -

25 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

Good evening, ladies and germs. SPLAT! CRASH! Now you've done it!

26 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity SPLAT! tappity tappity tappity

27 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

SPLUT! "Swap Pie". CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

28 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity reeeek SPLAT!

29 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity tappity Pkay, bring it home, Garfield! tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity That's it for tonight, folks.

30 March 1990
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity SHUNK! -

31 March 1990
 




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