What are those, mommy? - Well, the cute one is a cat, and...uh, the other one appears to be some kind of fat weasel or something. - Are you going to let her talk about you like that?
1 March 1990
I adore you! I worship you! I love you more than life itself! I can't live without you! - Uh...Garfield? Yes? - Why are you talking to my popsicle?
2 March 1990
Some flowers for you, my dear. - Gee, I'll bet they used to be lovely. - And tasty too.
3 March 1990
I'll just have a drumstick. - digga digga digga digga digga - digga digga digga digga digga - digga digga digga digga - digga digga - digga digga digga digga digga - Uh, Odie. DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA
4 March 1990
Garfield, life is like a festival. - You have to get out there and enjoy it! That's what my uncle Arno said. - You're not moving. He was run over a parade.
5 March 1990
What a beautiful day! - A day that says, "come outside and enjoy me!" - I prefer a day that says, "stay inside, relax, watch some TV, grab a nap."
6 March 1990
I'm depressed, Garfield. - And do you know what I do when I'm depressed? - I play the BONGOS! Now I'M depressed.
7 March 1990
I'm bored. - - Wanna look at my tongue and guess what I've been eating? Go away.
8 March 1990
- - Thanks.
9 March 1990
- FOOF - And the crowd goes wild.
10 March 1990
Keep flapping, Odie. We want all the little birdies to feel welcome. - cheep cheep cheep - cheep cheep cheep - - - Hee hee - HA HA! HAAAA - Enjoy yourself outside, Garfield? I thought I'd die landing.
11 March 1990
- In case you didn't notice, I just chased a mouse through here! - Bravo. clap clap clap
12 March 1990
- Odie and I are going to play on the roof. - Roller skates?! Look out below!
13 March 1990
I'm turning the tables on Garfield. I'm stealing HIS dinner. - I HAVE GARFIELD'S FOOD! I HAVE GARFIELD'S FOOD! - What's all the commotion about?
14 March 1990
Ever notice how other cats scamper around, Garfield? - YOu never scamper. - You sort of ooze. I have bad knees.
15 March 1990
I've lengthened my name... - And I do believe it will serve me well. - Garfield Horatiq III, Esq. Embellished our name, did we? Fill 'er up!
16 March 1990
We're going to the lake, Garfield! I hate the lake. - Boating! Last time I ate a toad. - Fishing! - Came back with the tongue warts
17 March 1990
Now this is my kind of refrigerator magnet. - Z - Hmmm, the stare'im-in-the-face-till-he-wakes-up-routine isn't working. Z - Z WHAP WHAP WHAP And the slap'im-silly-with-the-tail routine isn't either. - Z It's time to call in the heavy
18 March 1990
Yeeuck! A spider! - This can of bug spray ought to do the trick. - KRONG KRONG KRONG
19 March 1990
Do you realize I'm your best friend, Garfield? - OH, NO! - What happened to the pizza delivery boy?!
20 March 1990
Ha ha! You look like an Eskimo, Garfield. - - GET OUT OF THE FREEZER!
21 March 1990
Garfield, have you seen my shoes? Many times. - And, by the way... - Have you seen my new flowerpots?
22 March 1990
Garfield, you eat enough to eat three cats. - I know, Jon, and I'm so ashamed. - Now be a good boy and fetch dessert. I'm glad we had this talk.
23 March 1990
Fascinating. - You know, Garfield, people should read more books. - I thought so.
24 March 1990
Hold this for a minute. - sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff - -
25 March 1990
Good evening, ladies and germs. - SPLAT! - CRASH! Now you've done it!
26 March 1990
tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity - SPLAT! - tappity tappity tappity
27 March 1990
- SPLUT! - "Swap Pie". CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
28 March 1990
tappity tappity tappity - reeeek - SPLAT!
29 March 1990
tappity tappity tappity tappity Pkay, bring it home, Garfield! tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity - - That's it for tonight, folks.
30 March 1990
tappity tappity tappity - SHUNK! -
31 March 1990