What are those, mommy? Well, the cute one is a cat, and...uh, the other one appears to be some kind of fat weasel or something. Are you going to let her talk about you like that?
1 March 1990
I adore you! I worship you! I love you more than life itself! I can't live without you! Uh...Garfield? Yes? Why are you talking to my popsicle?
2 March 1990
Some flowers for you, my dear. Gee, I'll bet they used to be lovely. And tasty too.
3 March 1990
I'll just have a drumstick. digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga Uh, Odie. DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA
4 March 1990
Garfield, life is like a festival. You have to get out there and enjoy it! That's what my uncle Arno said. You're not moving. He was run over a parade.
5 March 1990
What a beautiful day! A day that says, "come outside and enjoy me!" I prefer a day that says, "stay inside, relax, watch some TV, grab a nap."
6 March 1990
I'm depressed, Garfield. And do you know what I do when I'm depressed? I play the BONGOS! Now I'M depressed.
7 March 1990
I'm bored. Wanna look at my tongue and guess what I've been eating? Go away.
8 March 1990
9 March 1990
FOOF And the crowd goes wild.
10 March 1990
Keep flapping, Odie. We want all the little birdies to feel welcome. cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep Hee hee HA HA! HAAAA Enjoy yourself outside, Garfield? I thought I'd die landing.
11 March 1990
In case you didn't notice, I just chased a mouse through here! Bravo. clap clap clap
12 March 1990
Odie and I are going to play on the roof. Roller skates?! Look out below!
13 March 1990
I'm turning the tables on Garfield. I'm stealing HIS dinner. I HAVE GARFIELD'S FOOD! I HAVE GARFIELD'S FOOD! What's all the commotion about?
14 March 1990
Ever notice how other cats scamper around, Garfield? YOu never scamper. You sort of ooze. I have bad knees.
15 March 1990
I've lengthened my name... And I do believe it will serve me well. Garfield Horatiq III, Esq. Embellished our name, did we? Fill 'er up!
16 March 1990
We're going to the lake, Garfield! I hate the lake. Boating! Last time I ate a toad. Fishing! Came back with the tongue warts
17 March 1990
Now this is my kind of refrigerator magnet. Z Hmmm, the stare'im-in-the-face-till-he-wakes-up-routine isn't working. Z Z WHAP WHAP WHAP And the slap'im-silly-with-the-tail routine isn't either. Z It's time to call in the heavyartillery. Oh, Odie! You know
18 March 1990
Yeeuck! A spider! This can of bug spray ought to do the trick. KRONG KRONG KRONG
19 March 1990
Do you realize I'm your best friend, Garfield? OH, NO! What happened to the pizza delivery boy?!
20 March 1990
Ha ha! You look like an Eskimo, Garfield. GET OUT OF THE FREEZER!
21 March 1990
Garfield, have you seen my shoes? Many times. And, by the way... Have you seen my new flowerpots?
22 March 1990
Garfield, you eat enough to eat three cats. I know, Jon, and I'm so ashamed. Now be a good boy and fetch dessert. I'm glad we had this talk.
23 March 1990
Fascinating. You know, Garfield, people should read more books. I thought so.
24 March 1990
Hold this for a minute. sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff -
25 March 1990
Good evening, ladies and germs. SPLAT! CRASH! Now you've done it!
26 March 1990
tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity SPLAT! tappity tappity tappity
27 March 1990
SPLUT! "Swap Pie". CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
28 March 1990
tappity tappity tappity reeeek SPLAT!
29 March 1990
tappity tappity tappity tappity Pkay, bring it home, Garfield! tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity That's it for tonight, folks.
30 March 1990
tappity tappity tappity SHUNK! -
31 March 1990