HEY! Yeah, you! The one sitting there reading this paper. GOT ANYTHING TO EAT? - sniff sniff - Oh-ho! What's that? - Looks like a bowl of food for me. - And Jon's nowhere around... - Looks like I'll have to serve myself. - TUG - Couldn't
1 April 1990
Look Garfield. I've had my portrait done! - - I'll get the darts.
2 April 1990
Should I tell Jon there's a spider crawling up his leg? - Should I tell Jon there's a spider crawling up his shirt? - YAAAAAAH! I guess that little dilemma took care of itself.
3 April 1990
Whew! Boy, I ate too much. Know what I mean? - - NO, I guess you wouldn't. Aren't you going to lick your plate?
4 April 1990
What's new, Garfield? I'm teaching Odie to fly. - THUD! - Homework.
5 April 1990
I've carved this lovely statue. - Using only my claws. - And the sofa.
6 April 1990
Here, Garfield! - Good boy! You came when I called! - Are you talking to me?
7 April 1990
Now, there's a face that would make even a mother scream. - coo-coo coo-coo - Garfield, I could sit here and pet you all evening. - But it's almost seven and I have to get ready for my date. You'll have to get down now. I like it here. -
8 April 1990
You know, we're both getting pretty porky lately, Garfield. Oink oink - I think we should diet together. Diet together by yourself. - After all, "misery loves company". Is your family coming for a visit?
9 April 1990
- Garfield, we're on a diet. Leave Odie's food alone! -
10 April 1990
growll - ROAARR - Dueling diets. I won.
11 April 1990
- - AHA! AHA!
12 April 1990
Not enough to eat, Garfield? - Let me take care of that. -
13 April 1990
Garfield, this diet is one of the healthiest we've ever been on. - It only lacks one thing. - Food. I concur.
14 April 1990
I'm suddenly feeling very sympathetic to cantaloupes. - Z - Garfield, breakfast! Z - - SLURP - SHOOF! Take that stupid blanket off! - - SLURP
15 April 1990
Garfield will get a kick out of this apron! Kiss The Cook - Oh, Garfield! - Never mind. Feed The Cat. What?
16 April 1990
Good morning, Garfield. - GOOD MORNING! - You gotta cut down. YES, THANKS! I WILL HAVE AN 11TH CUP OF COFFEE!
17 April 1990
Poor Jon. - He was hoping to win a marathon... - But he passed out lacing his shoes.
18 April 1990
I sent Garfield out for the day. - Maybe this will get his mind off food for a change. - Big cupcake spill on the highway! Figures.
19 April 1990
You know, Garfield, sometimes I think my life has been a failure. - ...that I'm a loser and a bore. - But, then I get out my lint collection and I know it's been worth it. Z
20 April 1990
Viewers, are you lethargic? - Let us help you. No thanks. - I wrote the book of lethargy.
21 April 1990
SEE The World's Fattest Cat Tickets I'd be very upset about this if I weren't getting 10% of the gate. - - Jon says I'm not pulling my weight around here. - - So there are a few mice around. Big deal. - - And one or two squirrels, so what? -
22 April 1990
My old school chum is coming to visit, Garfield. - * DING DONG ** There he is now! - Wheezer! Carp face! I'll find a motel.
23 April 1990
Wheezer this is my cat, Garfield. - Looks just like you, carp face! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! - BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA! HONK! HONK! This is going to be a long week.
24 April 1990
Here we are in biology class. Yeah. - Remember dissecting those frogs. Yeah. - And I put that lung down your shirt? Yeah! Hey! Hey! I'm eating here!
25 April 1990
Here we are at the prom. - Yeah, too bad we couldn't find dates. - That strapless chiffon gown was you. Do you think the tiara was too much? I think I've heard enough.
26 April 1990
Hey, Garfield, here's your owner's senior picture. Uh... - Jon Arbuckle "Carpface" - This explains a lot.
27 April 1990
Hey, carp face, remember the reptile? That dance we used to do on the floor? What a hoot! Let's do it! - * Yeah, let's do the reptile ** The ** Rep-rep-rep-rep-reptile. - I can't get up. Neither can I- And they say you can't go back.
28 April 1990
Grrrr I'm glad I'm near the sink. - Boy, that was fun. - Thanks for coming to visit, Wheezer. Yeah, it was great catching up old school days. - Well so long...and HONK! HONK! HONK! - BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA! - WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! slap slap slap
29 April 1990
Oh, silly me. - It must be one of those mornings. - What worries me is that JON isn't worried.
30 April 1990