HEY! Yeah, you! The one sitting there reading this paper. GOT ANYTHING TO EAT? sniff sniff Oh-ho! What's that? Looks like a bowl of food for me. And Jon's nowhere around... Looks like I'll have to serve myself. TUG Couldn'twait, could you? tap tap tap
1 April 1990
Look Garfield. I've had my portrait done! I'll get the darts.
2 April 1990
Should I tell Jon there's a spider crawling up his leg? Should I tell Jon there's a spider crawling up his shirt? YAAAAAAH! I guess that little dilemma took care of itself.
3 April 1990
Whew! Boy, I ate too much. Know what I mean? NO, I guess you wouldn't. Aren't you going to lick your plate?
4 April 1990
What's new, Garfield? I'm teaching Odie to fly. THUD! Homework.
5 April 1990
I've carved this lovely statue. Using only my claws. And the sofa.
6 April 1990
Here, Garfield! Good boy! You came when I called! Are you talking to me?
7 April 1990
Now, there's a face that would make even a mother scream. coo-coo coo-coo Garfield, I could sit here and pet you all evening. But it's almost seven and I have to get ready for my date. You'll have to get down now. I like it here. -C'mon, Garfield! She'll
8 April 1990
You know, we're both getting pretty porky lately, Garfield. Oink oink I think we should diet together. Diet together by yourself. After all, "misery loves company". Is your family coming for a visit?
9 April 1990
Garfield, we're on a diet. Leave Odie's food alone! -
10 April 1990
growll ROAARR Dueling diets. I won.
11 April 1990
12 April 1990
Not enough to eat, Garfield? Let me take care of that. -
13 April 1990
Garfield, this diet is one of the healthiest we've ever been on. It only lacks one thing. Food. I concur.
14 April 1990
I'm suddenly feeling very sympathetic to cantaloupes. Z Garfield, breakfast! Z SLURP SHOOF! Take that stupid blanket off! SLURP
15 April 1990
Garfield will get a kick out of this apron! Kiss The Cook Oh, Garfield! Never mind. Feed The Cat. What?
16 April 1990
Good morning, Garfield. GOOD MORNING! You gotta cut down. YES, THANKS! I WILL HAVE AN 11TH CUP OF COFFEE!
17 April 1990
Poor Jon. He was hoping to win a marathon... But he passed out lacing his shoes.
18 April 1990
I sent Garfield out for the day. Maybe this will get his mind off food for a change. Big cupcake spill on the highway! Figures.
19 April 1990
You know, Garfield, sometimes I think my life has been a failure. ...that I'm a loser and a bore. But, then I get out my lint collection and I know it's been worth it. Z
20 April 1990
Viewers, are you lethargic? Let us help you. No thanks. I wrote the book of lethargy.
21 April 1990
SEE The World's Fattest Cat Tickets I'd be very upset about this if I weren't getting 10% of the gate. Jon says I'm not pulling my weight around here. So there are a few mice around. Big deal. And one or two squirrels, so what? -I think the armadillo herd
22 April 1990
My old school chum is coming to visit, Garfield. * DING DONG ** There he is now! Wheezer! Carp face! I'll find a motel.
23 April 1990
Wheezer this is my cat, Garfield. Looks just like you, carp face! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA! HONK! HONK! This is going to be a long week.
24 April 1990
Here we are in biology class. Yeah. Remember dissecting those frogs. Yeah. And I put that lung down your shirt? Yeah! Hey! Hey! I'm eating here!
25 April 1990
Here we are at the prom. Yeah, too bad we couldn't find dates. That strapless chiffon gown was you. Do you think the tiara was too much? I think I've heard enough.
26 April 1990
Hey, Garfield, here's your owner's senior picture. Uh... Jon Arbuckle "Carpface" This explains a lot.
27 April 1990
Hey, carp face, remember the reptile? That dance we used to do on the floor? What a hoot! Let's do it! * Yeah, let's do the reptile ** The ** Rep-rep-rep-rep-reptile. I can't get up. Neither can I And they say you can't go back.
28 April 1990
Grrrr I'm glad I'm near the sink. Boy, that was fun. Thanks for coming to visit, Wheezer. Yeah, it was great catching up old school days. Well so long...and HONK! HONK! HONK! BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! slap slap slapYADDA! YADDA! YADDA! WHE
29 April 1990
Oh, silly me. It must be one of those mornings. What worries me is that JON isn't worried.
30 April 1990