I worry when Jon goes out. - - I worry he'll come home.
1 May 1990
Garfield, do not eat my doughnut. - - Your lips said "no", but your eyes said "yes".
2 May 1990
Huh?! What's that noise? - CLICK! Sounds like it's comingfrom the kitchen. - Now when did I get that ugly centerpiece? ice cream
3 May 1990
Kinda gloomy out there this morning isn't it, Garfield? - Well, not to worry, I have an antidote! - Good morning, sunshine! The sad part is, he was up all night making these.
4 May 1990
Jon loves the works on his hamburger. - It has lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mustard, catsup, onions, cheese, - and I have the meat.
5 May 1990
tap tap Nobody here but us crumbs. - - Hmmm...needs a little salt. - - -
6 May 1990
Z - Z Amateurs. - Z
7 May 1990
BOO! BOO! BOO! Sure, "boo" my jokes. I'm only doing this for my mother. - My dear, sweet mother, "make 'em laugh, sonny," she used to say. - GET HIS MOTHER! YEAH! Tough crowd.
8 May 1990
There's something special about getting mail, Garfield. - It's nice to know someone's thinking of you. - Dear deadbeat, send a payment or I'll repossess your teeth. From your brother! How sweet!
9 May 1990
Good evening, Monsieur. - For your pleasure, I have prepared dinner. - And, for your convenience, I have eaten it.
10 May 1990
I'm going to get some honey as soon as I clear these bees out of here. - Fore which I have a plan. - Okay, Odie. Make a sound like a daisy.
11 May 1990
Garfield, that's a silly hat. - But, then, you ARE eccentric. - Cunning, too.
12 May 1990
I hear the mailmen are really biting around these parts. - - - ZWIP! YAAH! - WHAM! - - YEEK! - YEOW! WHAM! WOOAAH! WHAM! ARRGH! WHAM! WHAM! Ah, bananas are sure good for you.
13 May 1990
- - You gotta make your own fun.
14 May 1990
Yes! It's I, Banana Man! Here to bring humor to the world! - Just spread a few peels around... - And, voila! Instant fun!
15 May 1990
Why, just look at that gloomy face! - Fear not! Banana Man is here to help! - Why...why thank you, Banana Man. I feel better already!
16 May 1990
Yikes! Another dreary, listless soul in need of assistance. - From...Banana Man! - Moo?
17 May 1990
SPLAT! - Garfield, you're carrying this banana ting too far! - Thmile when you thay that!
18 May 1990
Garfield! I'm sick of your stupid "Banana Man" routine! Now find something else to do! - - Hi! I'm the Chicken Man, here to entertain you!
19 May 1990
- - YAAAAAHHHH!!! - - - NOW what are you doing? - I always floss between mailmen.
20 May 1990
Time to water the ol' lawn. wind wind wind - YANK! - GARFIELD!!! WHIRRRR
21 May 1990
sniff sniff sniff sniff ? - sniff sniff sniff sniff -
22 May 1990
Cats are always up to something... - Sneaking around the house, chasing rubber balls... - Learning to use the can opener! My life has new meaning!
23 May 1990
And so as the sun gently sets... - We pack up our memories... - And bid farewell to our first annual cheese festival.
24 May 1990
Well, partner, that was the last bean. - Yup, looks like we'll have to eat the cat. - I'll ge the taco shells. Boy, are they going to get a nasty letter.
25 May 1990
- TONK TONK TONK Ahhhh. - TONK TONK TONK Tonk tonk tonk?
26 May 1990
GARFIELD! - Sigh - Look at me, Garfield. I look awful. No you don't. - What if you got a face-lift? - And a tummy tuck. BOOF! - And didn't slouch. - And loosened up. - NOW you look awful.
27 May 1990
You don't look to well today, Garfield. I feel fine. Leave me alone. - Let me see your tongue. No way! - Okay, then, it's off to the vet. Wait! Wait! Here it is!
28 May 1990
How about a date, doc? I'll think about it after I wheel your cart over to x-ray. - CRASH - Tables with wheels! What won't they think of next?! I've thoight about it...the answer is "no".
29 May 1990
"Have a cup of coffee, Jon." Why, thanks, don't mind if I do. - Congratulations, Mr. Arbuckle. - You are going to give birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies. I hate puppies!
30 May 1990
You have the most bewitching eyes... - They cast a spell on me. Well, it's not working. - How come? You're not a SLUG yet.
31 May 1990