I worry when Jon goes out. I worry he'll come home.
1 May 1990
Garfield, do not eat my doughnut. Your lips said "no", but your eyes said "yes".
2 May 1990
Huh?! What's that noise? CLICK! Sounds like it's comingfrom the kitchen. Now when did I get that ugly centerpiece? ice cream
3 May 1990
Kinda gloomy out there this morning isn't it, Garfield? Well, not to worry, I have an antidote! Good morning, sunshine! The sad part is, he was up all night making these.
4 May 1990
Jon loves the works on his hamburger. It has lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mustard, catsup, onions, cheese, and I have the meat.
5 May 1990
tap tap Nobody here but us crumbs. Hmmm...needs a little salt. -
6 May 1990
Z Z Amateurs. Z
7 May 1990
BOO! BOO! BOO! Sure, "boo" my jokes. I'm only doing this for my mother. My dear, sweet mother, "make 'em laugh, sonny," she used to say. GET HIS MOTHER! YEAH! Tough crowd.
8 May 1990
There's something special about getting mail, Garfield. It's nice to know someone's thinking of you. Dear deadbeat, send a payment or I'll repossess your teeth. From your brother! How sweet!
9 May 1990
Good evening, Monsieur. For your pleasure, I have prepared dinner. And, for your convenience, I have eaten it.
10 May 1990
I'm going to get some honey as soon as I clear these bees out of here. Fore which I have a plan. Okay, Odie. Make a sound like a daisy.
11 May 1990
Garfield, that's a silly hat. But, then, you ARE eccentric. Cunning, too.
12 May 1990
I hear the mailmen are really biting around these parts. ZWIP! YAAH! WHAM! YEEK! YEOW! WHAM! WOOAAH! WHAM! ARRGH! WHAM! WHAM! Ah, bananas are sure good for you.
13 May 1990
You gotta make your own fun.
14 May 1990
Yes! It's I, Banana Man! Here to bring humor to the world! Just spread a few peels around... And, voila! Instant fun!
15 May 1990
Why, just look at that gloomy face! Fear not! Banana Man is here to help! Why...why thank you, Banana Man. I feel better already!
16 May 1990
Yikes! Another dreary, listless soul in need of assistance. From...Banana Man! Moo?
17 May 1990
SPLAT! Garfield, you're carrying this banana ting too far! Thmile when you thay that!
18 May 1990
Garfield! I'm sick of your stupid "Banana Man" routine! Now find something else to do! Hi! I'm the Chicken Man, here to entertain you!
19 May 1990
YAAAAAHHHH!!! NOW what are you doing? I always floss between mailmen.
20 May 1990
Time to water the ol' lawn. wind wind wind YANK! GARFIELD!!! WHIRRRR
21 May 1990
sniff sniff sniff sniff ? sniff sniff sniff sniff -
22 May 1990
Cats are always up to something... Sneaking around the house, chasing rubber balls... Learning to use the can opener! My life has new meaning!
23 May 1990
And so as the sun gently sets... We pack up our memories... And bid farewell to our first annual cheese festival.
24 May 1990
Well, partner, that was the last bean. Yup, looks like we'll have to eat the cat. I'll ge the taco shells. Boy, are they going to get a nasty letter.
25 May 1990
TONK TONK TONK Ahhhh. TONK TONK TONK Tonk tonk tonk?
26 May 1990
GARFIELD! Sigh Look at me, Garfield. I look awful. No you don't. What if you got a face-lift? And a tummy tuck. BOOF! And didn't slouch. And loosened up. NOW you look awful.
27 May 1990
You don't look to well today, Garfield. I feel fine. Leave me alone. Let me see your tongue. No way! Okay, then, it's off to the vet. Wait! Wait! Here it is!
28 May 1990
How about a date, doc? I'll think about it after I wheel your cart over to x-ray. CRASH Tables with wheels! What won't they think of next?! I've thoight about it...the answer is "no".
29 May 1990
"Have a cup of coffee, Jon." Why, thanks, don't mind if I do. Congratulations, Mr. Arbuckle. You are going to give birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies. I hate puppies!
30 May 1990
You have the most bewitching eyes... They cast a spell on me. Well, it's not working. How come? You're not a SLUG yet.
31 May 1990