Ss, doc, how is my cat? He'll live. And how are my chances of getting a date? I'm afraid THEY'RE terminal.
1 June 1990
Last chance, doc. Will you go out with me? What the heck. Okay. REALLY?! Looks like your cat will be needing a house call anyway.
2 June 1990
tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick This clock is driving me nuts! tick tick tick tick tick I think I'll move it. To Jon's underwear drawer. tick tick tick Z Wake up, Garfield! It's almost... BRRIIIINNNGG * ** Seven o'clock?
3 June 1990
* Got a date with my dream chick. She is cure and that's just a start. * Oh, yeah, she's a vet, and better yet she'll make a house call on my heart. ** * * Doo wop doo wop You are witnessing a phenomenon known ad the mating ritual of thenerd.
4 June 1990
The secret to imressing a date is not appearing to be eager. Notice how calm and cool I am. * DING DONG ** Shae's here! WHAP! Sigh.
5 June 1990
Hey, how about that weather? Reckon it'll rain, I suppose...if not, it won't...nope...nope. Relay, Jon. I guess I am a little chatty, aren't I? I'll quiet down. Plus, I just ran out of subject matter.
6 June 1990
I have the uneasy feeling that your cat is going to show up. Nonsense, my dear. This is a class restaurant. You're overestimating Garfield.
7 June 1990
The plate is hot, monsieur. Thanks, Shorty. YAAAH! THIS PLATE IS HOT! THE FOOD'S GOING DOWN MY SHIRT! HOT! HOT! HOT! I'll dirve you home.
8 June 1990
Well, here we are at the front door, Liz. SPLAT! Uh, come in.
9 June 1990
Jon, how did you know that rocky road pistachio bubble gum sherbet topped with butter pecan candy coating was my favorite ice cream? YUK! BOK! TOK! POK! HURK! MMMMM! YUK!
10 June 1990
How is a monday morning different from other mornings? BLUT! Other mornings, I would have peanut buttered the bread AFTER I toasted it.
11 June 1990
It's good to get away now and then. To rise above the hubbub and have time alone with your thoughts. Hi, guy! What are you doing up here?
12 June 1990
Look, Garfield! A kitty treat! Oh boy! Oh boy! A kitty treat! Ha-ha! Boy howdy. I'm going crazy here. Don't strain yourself! You want I should burst into flame?
13 June 1990
Odie, do you think I'm fat? Slobber once for "yes," twice for "no".
14 June 1990
15 June 1990
How was your tennis date with Gloria? PTOOEY She had a pretty good serve.
16 June 1990
Venetian drapes. Garfield, I'm home! Jon's not going to like this.
17 June 1990
Well, I'm getting ready to celebrate another birthday. Another year down the road of life... SWIPE! Another notch in the ol' easy chair.
18 June 1990
HAPPY BIRTHDAY; GARFIELD! CLICK Do these guys know me, or do these guys know me?
19 June 1990
I am personally looking forward to colder weather.
20 June 1990
Hark! A sad face! Banana Man on the rescue! -
21 June 1990
squirt squirt squrt sniff sniff Okay! What are oil and vinegar doing in my sprayer? The bleu cheese was too chunky.
22 June 1990
Let's see which one of us can keep his eyes closed the longest! Boy, this is some fun, huh? You bet.
23 June 1990
Z Z Z ZZZ zff ZZZ zff ZZZ zff * DING DONG * DING DONG YAAAHH! While you're down here, how about filling my dish?
24 June 1990
Here, boys. Take my straw hat and blanket. Let's hit the beach! -
25 June 1990
Rats. Garfield, have you seen my banana-coconut cream suntan lotion? Suntan lotion?
26 June 1990
Look, Garfield. If you put a seashell to your ear, you can hear the ocean roar. SNAP! YAAAHH! Not if it's a hermit crab shell.
27 June 1990
Hey, hey. That's quite a sand castle, Garfield. By the way, where's Odie?
28 June 1990
Hey, Garfield! Spread out the blanket, set out lunch, turn the radio on... And set up the umbrella! CHONK!
29 June 1990
Ahh...I guess the beach isn't so bad. SLOOSH! It's worse.
30 June 1990