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Garfield

Oh, Garfield. Garfield, I'm going to teach you self-control. This is a box of kitty treats... Do not take the kitty treats. I'm leaving the room now. You are not to take the kitty treats. Okay! I'm coming back to it now! The kittytreats had better be ther

1 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

You didn't eat your vegetables. What are you going to do? Tell my mother! I think I will. Look! I'm eating 'em! I'm eating 'em! Tell her he ate his dessert first!

2 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Cookie time! Jon's so easy to fool. Liver Ordinarily.

3 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Was that an eclipse? Oh, it was just Garfield walking past the window. Shaddup.

4 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

It's impossible not to enjoy the playful nature of a cat. Hey, Garfield. Let's have some fun! Do you have an appointment?

5 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

I CONFESS! I'VE BEEN PLOTTING TO STEAL YOUR CANDY BAR! That's a lot of the ol' conscience.

6 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

The secret to catching birds is patience. Uh...Garfield. shhh!

7 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

THE SINK'S OVERLFOWING! Well bail it out. YOU CLOGGED IT UP WITH YOUR STUPID CAT HAIR! Excuse me for being a cat. I don'thave to take this. I'm going to stand out here, in the rain, till Jon apologizes. CLICK Ah, he's come to hissenses. GOOSH

8 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

HANDS OFF! FEET OFF! Make up your mind!

9 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

That pretty girl is looking at you, Jon. Steady, boy. Cracked like an egg.

10 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Here, Garfield. You may have a morsel of my food. You touched that one. I'll ge tmy own. That's not a morsel! That's a glob! Must we argue semantics here?

11 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

CLICK GARFIELD! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?! What makes you think I've been up to something? Beware Of Dog

12 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Silly break. WOO! WOO! -

13 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Sigh If you're bored, Garfield. you should get a hobby. Being bored IS my hobby.

14 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PATTA PATTA PATTA WRRMMM! PING! Wha?! What happened? You blinked.

15 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Guess what, Garfield? We're going to the farm today! Fine. Excuse me while I dress appropriately. * If I only had a brain ** STOP THAT!

16 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Don't you get a little bored here on the farm, Doc Boy? No way! Now be quiet. We're missing the show. There goes the red sock again!

17 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

What kind of dog is that, Jon? Well, dad...he's, uh... I have a hunch. What's that? Wortless.

18 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

There's old man yarber, Garfie(l)d. He neverquite got the hang of modern farming methods. The man's whipping a tractor! GIDDYAP THERE!

19 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Come sit on your mother's lap, Jonny. pat pat pat Aw, mom, I'm too big for that. Nonsense! You're still my little boy. Now come on... pat pat Oh, okay. Am I too heavy fo you, Mom? ...mom?

20 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Is that a gorgeous sunset or what, Garfield? I'd give it an "or what". Can we change the channel now?

21 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Z BRRINNG! SMASH! TWIST TWIST MANGLE MANGLE MANGLE Z stagger stagger Cough..gasp Z TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP BRRIIINNG!!! z

22 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

It's ninety degrees, Garfield, and people are dying out there. But not me, Garfield. And do you know why? Because I'm wearing wet socks! This man needs a hobby.

23 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

We lead the dullest lives. How dull, you ask? Hey, look, Garfield! A seed in a a seedless grape! Don't ask.

24 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

WHAT A DISASTER! CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND NO ICE CREAM! Okay, so it's not a disaster.

25 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

What do you think of my new curtains, Garfield? They're pre-shredded so there's nothing you can do to them! Ha! Ruined them!

26 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Guess what, Garfield? Your life is hopelessly pointless? I think my bunny slippers are in love! I stand corrected.

27 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Did you know you can harm planty by talking to them? Observe. Then I got into stamp collecting. I liked to stick them to my forehead... I had red ones, and green ones, and blue ones, and pink ones... Not a pretty sight.

28 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

DING DONG * The mailman's here. Good, I haven't had a bite in weeks. Garfield, meet my new assistant, Waldo. Waldo, what is this? CAT! And what does Waldo do with cats? JUMP ON! And do you know why? MAKE FUNNY NOISE! Any mail? No,and I need a ride to the

29 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Killer bee! SMASH BAM! CRASH! WHAM! CRUNCH! No need to thank me, Jon. That's a fly!

30 July 1990
 


 
Garfield

Here, Garfield. Would you like to play with this ball of yarn? Sure. Your move.

31 July 1990
 




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