Oh, Garfield. - Garfield, I'm going to teach you self-control. - This is a box of kitty treats... - Do not take the kitty treats. - I'm leaving the room now. You are not to take the kitty treats. - Okay! I'm coming back to it now! The kitty
1 July 1990
You didn't eat your vegetables. What are you going to do? Tell my mother! - I think I will. - Look! I'm eating 'em! I'm eating 'em! Tell her he ate his dessert first!
2 July 1990
Cookie time! - Jon's so easy to fool. - Liver Ordinarily.
3 July 1990
- Was that an eclipse? - Oh, it was just Garfield walking past the window. Shaddup.
4 July 1990
It's impossible not to enjoy the playful nature of a cat. - Hey, Garfield. Let's have some fun! - Do you have an appointment?
5 July 1990
I CONFESS! - I'VE BEEN PLOTTING TO STEAL YOUR CANDY BAR! - That's a lot of the ol' conscience.
6 July 1990
- The secret to catching birds is patience. - Uh...Garfield. shhh!
7 July 1990
- THE SINK'S OVERLFOWING! Well bail it out. - YOU CLOGGED IT UP WITH YOUR STUPID CAT HAIR! Excuse me for being a cat. - I don'thave to take this. - I'm going to stand out here, in the rain, till Jon apologizes. - - CLICK Ah, he's come to his
8 July 1990
HANDS OFF! - - FEET OFF! Make up your mind!
9 July 1990
That pretty girl is looking at you, Jon. - Steady, boy. - Cracked like an egg.
10 July 1990
Here, Garfield. You may have a morsel of my food. - You touched that one. I'll ge tmy own. - That's not a morsel! That's a glob! Must we argue semantics here?
11 July 1990
CLICK - GARFIELD! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?! - What makes you think I've been up to something? Beware Of Dog
12 July 1990
Silly break. - WOO! WOO! -
13 July 1990
Sigh - If you're bored, Garfield. you should get a hobby. - Being bored IS my hobby.
14 July 1990
- PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT - PATTA PATTA PATTA - WRRMMM! - - PING! - Wha?! What happened? You blinked.
15 July 1990
Guess what, Garfield? We're going to the farm today! Fine. - Excuse me while I dress appropriately. - * If I only had a brain ** STOP THAT!
16 July 1990
Don't you get a little bored here on the farm, Doc Boy? No way! - Now be quiet. We're missing the show. - There goes the red sock again!
17 July 1990
What kind of dog is that, Jon? Well, dad...he's, uh... - I have a hunch. What's that? - Wortless.
18 July 1990
There's old man yarber, Garfie(l)d. - He neverquite got the hang of modern farming methods. - The man's whipping a tractor! GIDDYAP THERE!
19 July 1990
Come sit on your mother's lap, Jonny. pat pat pat Aw, mom, I'm too big for that. - Nonsense! You're still my little boy. Now come on... pat pat Oh, okay. - Am I too heavy fo you, Mom? ...mom?
20 July 1990
Is that a gorgeous sunset or what, Garfield? I'd give it an "or what". - - Can we change the channel now?
21 July 1990
Z - BRRINNG! - SMASH! - TWIST TWIST MANGLE MANGLE MANGLE - Z stagger stagger Cough..gasp - Z TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP - BRRIIINNG!!! - z
22 July 1990
It's ninety degrees, Garfield, and people are dying out there. - But not me, Garfield. And do you know why? - Because I'm wearing wet socks! This man needs a hobby.
23 July 1990
We lead the dullest lives. - How dull, you ask? - Hey, look, Garfield! A seed in a a seedless grape! Don't ask.
24 July 1990
WHAT A DISASTER! CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND NO ICE CREAM! - - Okay, so it's not a disaster.
25 July 1990
What do you think of my new curtains, Garfield? They're pre-shredded so there's nothing you can do to them! - - Ha! Ruined them!
26 July 1990
Guess what, Garfield? - Your life is hopelessly pointless? - I think my bunny slippers are in love! I stand corrected.
27 July 1990
Did you know you can harm planty by talking to them? - Observe. Then I got into stamp collecting. I liked to stick them to my forehead... - I had red ones, and green ones, and blue ones, and pink ones... Not a pretty sight.
28 July 1990
DING DONG * - The mailman's here. Good, I haven't had a bite in weeks. - Garfield, meet my new assistant, Waldo. - Waldo, what is this? CAT! - And what does Waldo do with cats? JUMP ON! - And do you know why? MAKE FUNNY NOISE! - Any mail? No,
29 July 1990
Killer bee! - SMASH BAM! CRASH! WHAM! CRUNCH! - No need to thank me, Jon. That's a fly!
30 July 1990
Here, Garfield. Would you like to play with this ball of yarn? - Sure. - Your move.
31 July 1990