1 July 1990
You didn't eat your vegetables. What are you going to do? Tell my mother! I think I will. Look! I'm eating 'em! I'm eating 'em! Tell her he ate his dessert first!
2 July 1990
Cookie time! Jon's so easy to fool. Liver Ordinarily.
3 July 1990
Was that an eclipse? Oh, it was just Garfield walking past the window. Shaddup.
4 July 1990
It's impossible not to enjoy the playful nature of a cat. Hey, Garfield. Let's have some fun! Do you have an appointment?
5 July 1990
I CONFESS! I'VE BEEN PLOTTING TO STEAL YOUR CANDY BAR! That's a lot of the ol' conscience.
6 July 1990
The secret to catching birds is patience. Uh...Garfield. shhh!
7 July 1990
THE SINK'S OVERLFOWING! Well bail it out. YOU CLOGGED IT UP WITH YOUR STUPID CAT HAIR! Excuse me for being a cat. I don'thave to take this. I'm going to stand out here, in the rain, till Jon apologizes. CLICK Ah, he's come to hissenses. GOOSH
8 July 1990
HANDS OFF! FEET OFF! Make up your mind!
9 July 1990
That pretty girl is looking at you, Jon. Steady, boy. Cracked like an egg.
10 July 1990
Here, Garfield. You may have a morsel of my food. You touched that one. I'll ge tmy own. That's not a morsel! That's a glob! Must we argue semantics here?
11 July 1990
CLICK GARFIELD! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?! What makes you think I've been up to something? Beware Of Dog
12 July 1990
Silly break. WOO! WOO! -
13 July 1990
Sigh If you're bored, Garfield. you should get a hobby. Being bored IS my hobby.
14 July 1990
PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PATTA PATTA PATTA WRRMMM! PING! Wha?! What happened? You blinked.
15 July 1990
Guess what, Garfield? We're going to the farm today! Fine. Excuse me while I dress appropriately. * If I only had a brain ** STOP THAT!
16 July 1990
Don't you get a little bored here on the farm, Doc Boy? No way! Now be quiet. We're missing the show. There goes the red sock again!
17 July 1990
What kind of dog is that, Jon? Well, dad...he's, uh... I have a hunch. What's that? Wortless.
18 July 1990
There's old man yarber, Garfie(l)d. He neverquite got the hang of modern farming methods. The man's whipping a tractor! GIDDYAP THERE!
19 July 1990
Come sit on your mother's lap, Jonny. pat pat pat Aw, mom, I'm too big for that. Nonsense! You're still my little boy. Now come on... pat pat Oh, okay. Am I too heavy fo you, Mom? ...mom?
20 July 1990
Is that a gorgeous sunset or what, Garfield? I'd give it an "or what". Can we change the channel now?
21 July 1990
Z BRRINNG! SMASH! TWIST TWIST MANGLE MANGLE MANGLE Z stagger stagger Cough..gasp Z TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP BRRIIINNG!!! z
22 July 1990
It's ninety degrees, Garfield, and people are dying out there. But not me, Garfield. And do you know why? Because I'm wearing wet socks! This man needs a hobby.
23 July 1990
We lead the dullest lives. How dull, you ask? Hey, look, Garfield! A seed in a a seedless grape! Don't ask.
24 July 1990
WHAT A DISASTER! CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND NO ICE CREAM! Okay, so it's not a disaster.
25 July 1990
What do you think of my new curtains, Garfield? They're pre-shredded so there's nothing you can do to them! Ha! Ruined them!
26 July 1990
Guess what, Garfield? Your life is hopelessly pointless? I think my bunny slippers are in love! I stand corrected.
27 July 1990
Did you know you can harm planty by talking to them? Observe. Then I got into stamp collecting. I liked to stick them to my forehead... I had red ones, and green ones, and blue ones, and pink ones... Not a pretty sight.
28 July 1990
29 July 1990
Killer bee! SMASH BAM! CRASH! WHAM! CRUNCH! No need to thank me, Jon. That's a fly!
30 July 1990
Here, Garfield. Would you like to play with this ball of yarn? Sure. Your move.
31 July 1990