Enjoying dinner, Garfield? You bet. - I love lasagna. - How's your tuna and liver?
1 August 1990
This is mine, that is yours. - Do you have that? No. - But, the instant you avert your attention, I will.
2 August 1990
Let's see. What should I wear today? My sweat socks? My polyester socks? Or my shredded socks? - My shredded socks? - GARFIELD! I was hoping he'd never get to the bottom of the drawer.
3 August 1990
There's a toy in every box of this cereal. - CRASH! - Milk?
4 August 1990
Jon GARFIELD - - YAWN - Time for bed. - What th-?! Z - Okay, Odie. Come out and face the music! poke poke - Cut it out. I'm trying to get some sleep here. - Score one for the big guy.
5 August 1990
Impressions - - Mona Lisa
6 August 1990
Impressions - - A turtle!
7 August 1990
- - What the...? Moth on a windshield.
8 August 1990
Impressions - - Swiss army knife.
9 August 1990
Hood ornament - You know, Garfield... Rat in a mousetrap. - I'm getting tired of your stupid impressions. Okay, then, let's listen to the RADIO.
10 August 1990
- A motor boat. - B-B-B-B-B-B
11 August 1990
GARFIELD! - - Time for your brushing, Garfield. - Come here! - Now hold still! - brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush - - DOC! YOU GOTTA HELP MY CAT!
12 August 1990
You're worthless, Garfield. - Nothing will ever become of you lying here like that. - HEY! HEY! MICHELANGELO PAINTED THE SISTINE CHAPEL LIKE THIS, FELLA!
13 August 1990
What's this? You want me to read you a bedtime story? - Oh, very well. - "Chop up a small onion and saute until tender, then add sliced mushrooms..."
14 August 1990
I just glued Odie to the wall. - I also coated him with honey and stuck his head in a pickle jar. - Ge, ,I hop that didn't sound like bragging.
15 August 1990
Family outings are very important. - They're fun and they bring us closer together. - Right, boys? I wanna be disowned.
16 August 1990
We didn't get any mail today. - Sure we did. - In fact, we got everybody's.
17 August 1990
And so ends another day. - Another day in which I accomplished exactly nothing. - Another flawlwss day.
18 August 1990
- What an awful show. - There has to be something better on than this! ...where's that remote control? - Umffff - Eeerrrgggh - NNNGGGHHHH - - Actually, it isn't THAT awful.
19 August 1990
Taking Odie for a walk, Garfield? Uh-huh. - - Is he aware of it?
20 August 1990
Here! Take my dinner! You'll end up stealing it anyway! - No, Jon, I don't want you to give me your food. - CHONK! NOW I'll steal it!
21 August 1990
SNARF CHOMP CHOMP GOBBLE GOBBLE CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP - SNORT CHOMP GOBBLE CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH SNARF SNARF -
22 August 1990
Garfield, when I think of the expens of keeping you around, do you know what I should do? - Feed me. - Relly...I mean feed me. We can talk about your silly problem later.
23 August 1990
Just a little something to show how I feel about you, Odie! - I want to remember this moment. CLICK! - Now, don't open it until I get out of the house.
24 August 1990
Cat Food - - Empty. Does this mean you're not going to feed me?
25 August 1990
* - Hey, what happened to the six cases of soda pop I had in... - ...here - YAAAHHH! - ODIE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! - BURRRRRP
26 August 1990
I'm going to sleep now! BANG! BANG! BANG! - I'm going to sleep! I'm going to sleep! - Z Certainly a big occasion around this house.
27 August 1990
- - Checking for a pulse. I hate that.
28 August 1990
Sometimes I wish I could sleep all day like you, Garfield. - Never having a care in the world. Oh. I have pleanty to worry about. - LIKE LOSING SLEEP FOR INSTANCE!
29 August 1990
I have a job for you, Garfield. - - You are now my paperweight. When's coffee break?
30 August 1990
YAWN - Was I just getting up, or just going to bed? - Better safe than sorry.
31 August 1990