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Garfield

Enjoying dinner, Garfield? You bet. I love lasagna. How's your tuna and liver?

1 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

This is mine, that is yours. Do you have that? No. But, the instant you avert your attention, I will.

2 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Let's see. What should I wear today? My sweat socks? My polyester socks? Or my shredded socks? My shredded socks? GARFIELD! I was hoping he'd never get to the bottom of the drawer.

3 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

There's a toy in every box of this cereal. CRASH! Milk?

4 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Jon GARFIELD YAWN Time for bed. What th-?! Z Okay, Odie. Come out and face the music! poke poke Cut it out. I'm trying to get some sleep here. Score one for the big guy.

5 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Impressions Mona Lisa

6 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Impressions A turtle!

7 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

What the...? Moth on a windshield.

8 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Impressions Swiss army knife.

9 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Hood ornament You know, Garfield... Rat in a mousetrap. I'm getting tired of your stupid impressions. Okay, then, let's listen to the RADIO.

10 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

A motor boat. B-B-B-B-B-B

11 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! Time for your brushing, Garfield. Come here! Now hold still! brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush DOC! YOU GOTTA HELP MY CAT!

12 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

You're worthless, Garfield. Nothing will ever become of you lying here like that. HEY! HEY! MICHELANGELO PAINTED THE SISTINE CHAPEL LIKE THIS, FELLA!

13 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

What's this? You want me to read you a bedtime story? Oh, very well. "Chop up a small onion and saute until tender, then add sliced mushrooms..."

14 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

I just glued Odie to the wall. I also coated him with honey and stuck his head in a pickle jar. Ge, ,I hop that didn't sound like bragging.

15 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Family outings are very important. They're fun and they bring us closer together. Right, boys? I wanna be disowned.

16 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

We didn't get any mail today. Sure we did. In fact, we got everybody's.

17 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

And so ends another day. Another day in which I accomplished exactly nothing. Another flawlwss day.

18 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

What an awful show. There has to be something better on than this! ...where's that remote control? Umffff Eeerrrgggh NNNGGGHHHH Actually, it isn't THAT awful.

19 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Taking Odie for a walk, Garfield? Uh-huh. Is he aware of it?

20 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Here! Take my dinner! You'll end up stealing it anyway! No, Jon, I don't want you to give me your food. CHONK! NOW I'll steal it!

21 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

SNARF CHOMP CHOMP GOBBLE GOBBLE CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP SNORT CHOMP GOBBLE CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH SNARF SNARF -

22 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, when I think of the expens of keeping you around, do you know what I should do? Feed me. Relly...I mean feed me. We can talk about your silly problem later.

23 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Just a little something to show how I feel about you, Odie! I want to remember this moment. CLICK! Now, don't open it until I get out of the house.

24 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Cat Food Empty. Does this mean you're not going to feed me?

25 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

* Hey, what happened to the six cases of soda pop I had in... ...here YAAAHHH! ODIE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! BURRRRRP

26 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to sleep now! BANG! BANG! BANG! I'm going to sleep! I'm going to sleep! Z Certainly a big occasion around this house.

27 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Checking for a pulse. I hate that.

28 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes I wish I could sleep all day like you, Garfield. Never having a care in the world. Oh. I have pleanty to worry about. LIKE LOSING SLEEP FOR INSTANCE!

29 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

I have a job for you, Garfield. You are now my paperweight. When's coffee break?

30 August 1990
 


 
Garfield

YAWN Was I just getting up, or just going to bed? Better safe than sorry.

31 August 1990
 




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