Enjoying dinner, Garfield? You bet. I love lasagna. How's your tuna and liver?
1 August 1990
This is mine, that is yours. Do you have that? No. But, the instant you avert your attention, I will.
2 August 1990
Let's see. What should I wear today? My sweat socks? My polyester socks? Or my shredded socks? My shredded socks? GARFIELD! I was hoping he'd never get to the bottom of the drawer.
3 August 1990
There's a toy in every box of this cereal. CRASH! Milk?
4 August 1990
Jon GARFIELD YAWN Time for bed. What th-?! Z Okay, Odie. Come out and face the music! poke poke Cut it out. I'm trying to get some sleep here. Score one for the big guy.
5 August 1990
Impressions Mona Lisa
6 August 1990
Impressions A turtle!
7 August 1990
What the...? Moth on a windshield.
8 August 1990
Impressions Swiss army knife.
9 August 1990
Hood ornament You know, Garfield... Rat in a mousetrap. I'm getting tired of your stupid impressions. Okay, then, let's listen to the RADIO.
10 August 1990
A motor boat. B-B-B-B-B-B
11 August 1990
GARFIELD! Time for your brushing, Garfield. Come here! Now hold still! brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush DOC! YOU GOTTA HELP MY CAT!
12 August 1990
You're worthless, Garfield. Nothing will ever become of you lying here like that. HEY! HEY! MICHELANGELO PAINTED THE SISTINE CHAPEL LIKE THIS, FELLA!
13 August 1990
What's this? You want me to read you a bedtime story? Oh, very well. "Chop up a small onion and saute until tender, then add sliced mushrooms..."
14 August 1990
I just glued Odie to the wall. I also coated him with honey and stuck his head in a pickle jar. Ge, ,I hop that didn't sound like bragging.
15 August 1990
Family outings are very important. They're fun and they bring us closer together. Right, boys? I wanna be disowned.
16 August 1990
We didn't get any mail today. Sure we did. In fact, we got everybody's.
17 August 1990
And so ends another day. Another day in which I accomplished exactly nothing. Another flawlwss day.
18 August 1990
What an awful show. There has to be something better on than this! ...where's that remote control? Umffff Eeerrrgggh NNNGGGHHHH Actually, it isn't THAT awful.
19 August 1990
Taking Odie for a walk, Garfield? Uh-huh. Is he aware of it?
20 August 1990
Here! Take my dinner! You'll end up stealing it anyway! No, Jon, I don't want you to give me your food. CHONK! NOW I'll steal it!
21 August 1990
SNARF CHOMP CHOMP GOBBLE GOBBLE CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP SNORT CHOMP GOBBLE CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH SNARF SNARF -
22 August 1990
Garfield, when I think of the expens of keeping you around, do you know what I should do? Feed me. Relly...I mean feed me. We can talk about your silly problem later.
23 August 1990
Just a little something to show how I feel about you, Odie! I want to remember this moment. CLICK! Now, don't open it until I get out of the house.
24 August 1990
Cat Food Empty. Does this mean you're not going to feed me?
25 August 1990
* Hey, what happened to the six cases of soda pop I had in... ...here YAAAHHH! ODIE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! BURRRRRP
26 August 1990
I'm going to sleep now! BANG! BANG! BANG! I'm going to sleep! I'm going to sleep! Z Certainly a big occasion around this house.
27 August 1990
Checking for a pulse. I hate that.
28 August 1990
Sometimes I wish I could sleep all day like you, Garfield. Never having a care in the world. Oh. I have pleanty to worry about. LIKE LOSING SLEEP FOR INSTANCE!
29 August 1990
I have a job for you, Garfield. You are now my paperweight. When's coffee break?
30 August 1990
YAWN Was I just getting up, or just going to bed? Better safe than sorry.
31 August 1990