YAWN - UNNNGH! - Oh no! I've taken root!
1 September 1990
And now...inn-tro-ducing... Garfield, The Amazing!!! - TAH-DAHHHH! - - ...nothing up my supper dish... sniff sniff - TAP TAP TAP - -
2 September 1990
I hate monday. - Oh, well, it's nearly over and I'm still here. - It says here that lasagna causes warts. Shoot me.
3 September 1990
- SCHLIP! - Oh, Jon.
4 September 1990
This is twice the weight I've ever lifted. - Won't this be exciting? You bet. - HUP! UNNNNNGGG I've never ridden in an ambulance before.
5 September 1990
- GULP! - My compliments to the can opener.
6 September 1990
Hmm - SNIP SNIP - Coupon for cat food.
7 September 1990
Guess how many ball bearings fit in your socks? - RIIIP! - That many.
8 September 1990
- A spider! - CLOP! - - - WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM - Where did it go? YAAAHHH!
9 September 1990
Garfield! Dinner is... ZIP! - NOT SERVED! HA HA HA HA! - How humoresque
10 September 1990
Z - JON! JON! - WHA! HUH?! Would it disturb your sleep if I woke you up?
11 September 1990
Hello? Yes, this is Jon Arbuckle. The police? You say vegetation is dying? Crops are ruined? People are dropping in the streets? - Well, yes, I did. Yes, sir, I will...right away. - I have to put my shoes back on. That explains the peeling
12 September 1990
YAWN scratch scratch - I am not a morning person. - Good afternoon, Garfield. See?
13 September 1990
Watch me Jon scare with this rubber spider. - YAAH! - A RUBBER SPIDER! Rats. I didn't fool him.
14 September 1990
Are you boys going to help me paint? Sure! - GARFIELD! - Did I miss a spot?
15 September 1990
Z - KLUNK! - Fall out of bed again, Garfield? This is really embarrassing. - Hang on a minute...I may have a solution. - There we go. My belt ought to keep you from falling out again. - CRASH! - Fall out of your pants again, Jon? This is
16 September 1990
Which would you rather do, Garfield, go to the farm, or go camping? - - Would having something amputated be a choice?
17 September 1990
Boy, it's cold! I can hardly wait to try out my new electric socks! - Where'd they go?! - Nothing like a hot sock of coffee in the morning, huh, Odie? slook
18 September 1990
What do you think of my new tent, Garfield? O got it on sale. - GOOSH! - Such a deal.
19 September 1990
- - shake shake shake YAAAH!
20 September 1990
Here you goo, Pooky. - Hang on tight, now. - Sniff, they grow up so fast.
21 September 1990
Wanna go jogging? I'm busy. - Honestly, Garfield. I have the feeling you think more of that teddy bear than you do of me! - Pay no attention to ol' what's-his-name, Pookie.
22 September 1990
- - Gave your bear a bath? How'd you guess?
23 September 1990
Why is that teddy bear of mine always getting lost? Why can't I ever find him? - POOOOOOOO-KY! - And why am I cupping my hands over my mouth?
24 September 1990
Garfield, you're not supposed to drink coffee with a straw! - Garfield?...Garfield? - Yes?
25 September 1990
ARR! ARR! ARR! No sweat. - Dogs are too stupid to climb trees. - CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
26 September 1990
Log date: 2254. Captain Garfield wanders through the galaxy. - Searching for new and weird life forms. - Good morning, Garfield. Short trip.
27 September 1990
Stop, Vermin. Eek. - You'll never escape. Help, help. - One of the great chase scenes. Z z
28 September 1990
This is the last cup of coffee in the house. - Claws on a chalkboard! - And you may have it. Why, thank you!
29 September 1990
Z - GARFIELD, BREAKFAST! Z - boing boing boing - - doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga boing - doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga - You could stand to skip a meal, Mr. Doinga Doinga. doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga Rats.
30 September 1990