YAWN - UNNNGH! - Oh no! I've taken root!
1 September 1990
And now...inn-tro-ducing... Garfield, The Amazing!!! - TAH-DAHHHH! - - ...nothing up my supper dish... sniff sniff - TAP TAP TAP - -
2 September 1990
I hate monday. - Oh, well, it's nearly over and I'm still here. - It says here that lasagna causes warts. Shoot me.
3 September 1990
- SCHLIP! - Oh, Jon.
4 September 1990
This is twice the weight I've ever lifted. - Won't this be exciting? You bet. - HUP! UNNNNNGGG I've never ridden in an ambulance before.
5 September 1990
- GULP! - My compliments to the can opener.
6 September 1990
Hmm - SNIP SNIP - Coupon for cat food.
7 September 1990
Guess how many ball bearings fit in your socks? - RIIIP! - That many.
8 September 1990
- A spider! - CLOP! - - - WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM - Where did it go? YAAAHHH!
9 September 1990
Garfield! Dinner is... ZIP! - NOT SERVED! HA HA HA HA! - How humoresque
10 September 1990
Z - JON! JON! - WHA! HUH?! Would it disturb your sleep if I woke you up?
11 September 1990
12 September 1990
YAWN scratch scratch - I am not a morning person. - Good afternoon, Garfield. See?
13 September 1990
Watch me Jon scare with this rubber spider. - YAAH! - A RUBBER SPIDER! Rats. I didn't fool him.
14 September 1990
Are you boys going to help me paint? Sure! - GARFIELD! - Did I miss a spot?
15 September 1990
16 September 1990
Which would you rather do, Garfield, go to the farm, or go camping? - - Would having something amputated be a choice?
17 September 1990
Boy, it's cold! I can hardly wait to try out my new electric socks! - Where'd they go?! - Nothing like a hot sock of coffee in the morning, huh, Odie? slook
18 September 1990
What do you think of my new tent, Garfield? O got it on sale. - GOOSH! - Such a deal.
19 September 1990
- - shake shake shake YAAAH!
20 September 1990
Quite a little rainstorm we had last night, eh, boys? - Gee, I hope none of the food got wet. - Saltine?
21 September 1990
This rain is never going to stop. Let's pack up and go home. - That's it! Let's go! - SLAM!
22 September 1990
sniff Bless you. - Z - Z - BARK! - SPLAT! Z - Z - BARK! Z - Z - BARK! BOOT!
23 September 1990
- CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! - Time to eat? CLOMP! CLOMP! Time to eat. CLOMP!
24 September 1990
Garfield, you're not supposed to drink coffee with a straw! - Garfield?...Garfield? - Yes?
25 September 1990
ARR! ARR! ARR! No sweat. - Dogs are too stupid to climb trees. - CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
26 September 1990
Log date: 2254. Captain Garfield wanders through the galaxy. - Searching for new and weird life forms. - Good morning, Garfield. Short trip.
27 September 1990
PUNT! - FOOF! - plplplplpl
28 September 1990
This is the last cup of coffee in the house. - Claws on a chalkboard! - And you may have it. Why, thank you!
29 September 1990
Z - GARFIELD, BREAKFAST! Z - boing boing boing - - doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga boing - doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga - You could stand to skip a meal, Mr. Doinga Doinga. doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga Rats.
30 September 1990