YAWN UNNNGH! Oh no! I've taken root!
1 September 1990
And now...inn-tro-ducing... Garfield, The Amazing!!! TAH-DAHHHH! ...nothing up my supper dish... sniff sniff TAP TAP TAP -
2 September 1990
I hate monday. Oh, well, it's nearly over and I'm still here. It says here that lasagna causes warts. Shoot me.
3 September 1990
SCHLIP! Oh, Jon.
4 September 1990
This is twice the weight I've ever lifted. Won't this be exciting? You bet. HUP! UNNNNNGGG I've never ridden in an ambulance before.
5 September 1990
GULP! My compliments to the can opener.
6 September 1990
Hmm SNIP SNIP Coupon for cat food.
7 September 1990
Guess how many ball bearings fit in your socks? RIIIP! That many.
8 September 1990
A spider! CLOP! WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM Where did it go? YAAAHHH!
9 September 1990
Garfield! Dinner is... ZIP! NOT SERVED! HA HA HA HA! How humoresque
10 September 1990
Z JON! JON! WHA! HUH?! Would it disturb your sleep if I woke you up?
11 September 1990
Hello? Yes, this is Jon Arbuckle. The police? You say vegetation is dying? Crops are ruined? People are dropping in the streets? Well, yes, I did. Yes, sir, I will...right away. I have to put my shoes back on. That explains the peelingwallpaper.
12 September 1990
YAWN scratch scratch I am not a morning person. Good afternoon, Garfield. See?
13 September 1990
Watch me Jon scare with this rubber spider. YAAH! A RUBBER SPIDER! Rats. I didn't fool him.
14 September 1990
Are you boys going to help me paint? Sure! GARFIELD! Did I miss a spot?
15 September 1990
Z KLUNK! Fall out of bed again, Garfield? This is really embarrassing. Hang on a minute...I may have a solution. There we go. My belt ought to keep you from falling out again. CRASH! Fall out of your pants again, Jon? This isreally embarrassing.
16 September 1990
Which would you rather do, Garfield, go to the farm, or go camping? Would having something amputated be a choice?
17 September 1990
Boy, it's cold! I can hardly wait to try out my new electric socks! Where'd they go?! Nothing like a hot sock of coffee in the morning, huh, Odie? slook
18 September 1990
What do you think of my new tent, Garfield? O got it on sale. GOOSH! Such a deal.
19 September 1990
shake shake shake YAAAH!
20 September 1990
Here you goo, Pooky. Hang on tight, now. Sniff, they grow up so fast.Quite a little rainstorm we had last night, eh, boys? Gee, I hope none of the food got wet. Saltine?
21 September 1990
Wanna go jogging? I'm busy. Honestly, Garfield. I have the feeling you think more of that teddy bear than you do of me! Pay no attention to ol' what's-his-name, Pookie.This rain is never going to stop. Let's pack up and go home. That's it! Let's go! SLAM!
22 September 1990
Gave your bear a bath? How'd you guess?sniff Bless you. Z Z BARK! SPLAT! Z Z BARK! Z Z BARK! BOOT!
23 September 1990
Why is that teddy bear of mine always getting lost? Why can't I ever find him? POOOOOOOO-KY! And why am I cupping my hands over my mouth? CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! Time to eat? CLOMP! CLOMP! Time to eat. CLOMP!
24 September 1990
Garfield, you're not supposed to drink coffee with a straw! Garfield?...Garfield? Yes?
25 September 1990
ARR! ARR! ARR! No sweat. Dogs are too stupid to climb trees. CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
26 September 1990
Log date: 2254. Captain Garfield wanders through the galaxy. Searching for new and weird life forms. Good morning, Garfield. Short trip.
27 September 1990
Stop, Vermin. Eek. You'll never escape. Help, help. One of the great chase scenes. Z zPUNT! FOOF! plplplplpl
28 September 1990
This is the last cup of coffee in the house. Claws on a chalkboard! And you may have it. Why, thank you!
29 September 1990
Z GARFIELD, BREAKFAST! Z boing boing boing doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga boing doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga You could stand to skip a meal, Mr. Doinga Doinga. doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga Rats.
30 September 1990