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Garfield

CLANG! CLANG! Wake up! Fix me breakfast! Whew! Look at those eyes! You should get to bed earlier. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU, TOO!

1 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

These post-holiday blues are really getting me down. There's gotta be something to celebrate.! flip flip flip BLAT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ISAAC ASIMOV!

2 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

It's been over a week and Odie still hasn't opened his Christmas present. Oh well, he'll figure it out one of these days. I think you overestimate him.

3 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, lardo, have you considered trimming down this year? Yes, I have. WHEN THEY INVENT LIPOSUCTION FOR CATS!

4 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

CHOMP GOBBLE GULP SNARF GOBBLE SMACK GOBBLE GULP MUNCH sniff sniff sniff sniff -

5 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE! DINGLE! DINGLE! DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE SMACK! You HAD to get hima rubberdingle ball for Christmas, did

6 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, Jon, this is the way it's going to be. I'll paint a line on the floor. Everything on your side is yours, and everything on my side is mine. If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen.

7 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

YAAH! YAAH! AIIIEEEEE!! AAAAHHHH!!! Just practicing in case we ever run out of food. You have too much free time, Garfield.

8 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, what are you going to do about this mess? Besides take a bow.

9 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

PUNT! You have to admire the guy for working without a net.

10 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I really enjoyed our date, Suzanne. May I have a lock of your hair to remember you by? She says she'll shave her head if I stop calling. Go for it.

11 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

SPLOP! Breakfast in bed.

12 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of Dog Beware Of Appetite YAWN brrrrr p-p-p...pu...-pu... pu-pu-pu-p-p-p-p-pu-pu-pu-purrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr... WHEEZE! sputter sputter P-P-P-P... GASP WHEEEEE... sigh Sometimes it's hard to get your motor running ona cold morning.

13 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z -Z TURN

14 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

boot! Hmmm...too much topspin.

15 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Putting on a little weight, Garfield? What makes you say that? Hello, rescue squad? I have a cat stuck in my doorway. Have them pick up a pizza on the way!

16 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

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17 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder what my fortune cookie says. "A tall beautiful blonde will change your life". Gee. Jon, there's an eleven foot woman at the door with a chain saw.

18 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Good evening, for my first selection I will sing the opera "Carmen" in B flat. Ahem...may I have a B flat, please? *

19 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

fling! Rats! I missed. poo! FWING SPLAT! He loves any kind of attention as long as it's attention.

20 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I've put the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator where Garfield can't reach it. -

21 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hate it...hate it...hate it... click click click Hate it...hate it...hate it... click click click Enjoying yourself? Hate it...yep...hate it... click click

22 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Who wants to lick the icing? I do! SLURP! ...out of the bowl? Oh.

23 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Wouldn't you like to go out and get some fresh air, Garfield? Not really. Could we have it delivered?

24 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Which is smarter, the dog, or the tree stump? Let's find out. Who want's to fetch Jon's old, stinky sweat sock? Another of nature's mysteries solved.Did you know that pets are good for exercise? BURP -

25 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I just love making snow angels. He just loves making snow angels.

26 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! GARFIELD! DINNER! ZIP! BURP

27 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon! Garfield! Door! Sidewalk! Street!

28 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I've got a cramp in my hand. What should I do? Scratch me.

29 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I reckon it's part of a cat's nature. It can't be helped. Sometimes I just HAVE to lie here and do nothing.

30 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Look out. I can't stop. BUMP Thank goodness you survived. You had quite a head of steam built up there, Garfield.

31 January 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

That looks like Jon! Our show's subject today: Cat owners whose lives are in constant torment. All right! It IS Jon!

1 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Pudding! I made some for you, Garfield! There was no need to steal mine! Of course there was, you idiot! Now I have min AND yours! Sometimes I wander about you.

2 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

SLURK! 10-9-8-7-6-5... 4-3-2-1-... POING! Ignition... GOOD MORNING, JON! Lift-off..we have lift-off.

3 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to face another monday. Thank goodness that is over with!

4 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

From now on, I expect to get a little respect around here! Can you remember that?! Of course I can. You can count on me, Phil.

5 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Jon. FOOF What's this? It's what's left of the mail. Now, what should I do with what's left of the mailman?

6 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Let me have a dab of mustard. SPLOIT! Just out of curiosity, exactly what IS a "dab"?

7 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

BONNNNG! I suppose YOU can fix better pancakes!

8 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmm, I wonder... Yup.

9 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

roll roll * DING DONG Wha? SPLOT YES! YES!

10 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Time to get up, Garfield! Z Z

11 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

DON'T DELAY!... ACT NOW!! click Fast enough for you?

12 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Life with Jon is not normal. Garfield, I am going to tap dance on the front lawn in my underwear with a balloon animal tied to my head and a pieapple in each hand! Again!

13 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Why so grumpy, Garfield? It's something I happen to be good at. Garfield, why did you destroy the sofa?! See previous answer.

14 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Popcorn-eating contest! You're on! ONE! ONE! Uh, two... TWO!

15 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon's about to go grocery shopping. I had a few suggestions.

16 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's go for a walk in the park, Garfield. So, tell me, Garfield, why are there all these women in the world, and I sit at home saturday nights? I'm pretty young...I'm attractive...kind of. I have a good physique. I'll bet I could whipmy weight in wimps!

17 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

There are cat people, there are dog people. And then there are people like me. You're crowding us. Stupid people.

18 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog's Lawyer The times they are a-changin'

19 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Being lazy has it's advantages. One of which is not having to tell you what they are.

20 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

What do I do when I need some attention? YOU SHAVED MY BUNNY SLIPPERS! I earn it.

21 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Reading the newspaper again? Why? There's nothing in there about me. Except for that article about the candy store riot.

22 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Yes, thank you, I will have a french fry. Let's see. Too small...shaped fuuny...too brown...too pale...ah-ha! Perfect! Rather rude of you not to offer me something to drink, isn't it?

23 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh hammer hammer pound pound pound hammer hammer HEEEY KIDS! Have you ever seen anyone work so hard at being so lazy? And you say I never do anything around here.

24 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh I have to do something to add a little excitement to my life. Sitting upright today, Garfield? Call me wacky.

25 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

OH NO! LOOK OUT! I'M LATE! Nap time.

26 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Where's the filling to my sandwich? It's gone to food heaven.

27 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

LOOK OUT, WORLD! HERE I COME! I'm betting on the world.

28 February 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

You sure hear some strange noises at night. The wind, the house settling... Wha?!... HOOP! YAAAAH!! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! WOOOAAAHHH! CRASH! Jon getting up and stepping on Odie.

1 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh, Garfield, I have some bad news for you. Go on... We're out of cat food. Oh, that's all right. My, you're taking it well. I ate your dinner.

2 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

This is getting out of hands. Gentlemen, start your engines! The crowd is tense as the race cars inch to the starting line... scoot scoot scoot And as the starting light flashes green, our hero punches the gas! SHOOM! grrrrrr

3 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

It must be monday. It's cold...it's dreary...it's raining... Even INSIDE the house.

4 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh Maybe tying Jon's lips into a knot would relieve my boredom. Nope.

5 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Odie, a dog with its nose smashed between the pages of a book! SMACK! That wa ssimply too easy.

6 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't eat another bite. Garfield! Ther eisn't a speck of food left in the house! That's what I just said.

7 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Yessireebob What an exciting friday night... SNAP! Fun with tape.

8 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Brrr...it's cold this morning. KONK! Turn up the heat!

9 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Ohhhh, Garfield. Sigh Let's look at the old family album, Garfield. Here's a picture of my uncle Waldo. He lived on a ranch. Had one of the latest warthog herds in the country. Of course, that was before he was arrested. He wasaccused of selling ugly baco

10 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Starting today, I no longer recognize mondays! ZWOOP SPLAT! Unfortunately, they still recognize ME.

11 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Dinnertime. -

12 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

The mailman already came today, Garfield. He did?

13 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield... Sometimes I get the feeling you don't respect me. Really? What brought this on?

14 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Darn! T stubbed my toe. Hey, it's no big deal. Thanks for caring, Garfield. It's not like it happened to me.

15 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

trop SPLAT! Dogs are nature's way of telling us we could be worse off.

16 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

ALL RIGHT!!! ALL RIGHT!!! I'LL FIX BREAKFAST!!!!

17 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you think I'm boring, Garfield? Z Oh, great. Now I'll never know.

18 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

ROWWWRF! GROWFF! SNARL SNARL WOOF! BARK! BARK! ROWRFF! SNORT SNORT WOOF! ROOF! ROOF! ROWF! Have you had your blood pressure checked lately?

19 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

There's nothing to do. BOOT! Okay, NOW there's nothing to do.

20 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

That mouse has stolen a cookie! Go get it, Garfield! Got it!

21 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, do you think this needs salt? GULP! Just a little.

22 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Catsup on your eggs, sir? YEEUK! GARFIELD! Gee, I must be the only one who likes them this way.

23 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z GNAR-FIELD!!! Z Oh, Gaaarrrfield... Oh, nooooo... Guess what Iiiii've got?... An annoying personality? TAH-DAH! A BALL OF YARN!! Good for you. Aw, c'mon, Garfield! All cats like to play with yarn! poke poke Not when they're sleepythey don't. C'MON! C'MO

24 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, what are you doing? Pretending I'm on the "Animal Kingdom" show. You just lie araound! I've been hit with a tranquilizer dart. You're lazy! Soon I'll be tagged, so they can study my migration patterns.

25 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

My pet spider, Renaldo here, can do a trick! WHAP! Of course, he can only do it once!

26 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, come here! He think I'll come running whenever he calls. Garfield! What am I, a dog? I have donuts! Arf, I say.

27 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

TOUCH MY FOOD AND DIE!! Oh, come on, Jon. You're not THAT bad of a cook.

28 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

What is life all about? Eating and sleeping. I'm hungry. Z

29 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! I'm home from the store! Cany search! It's in the sack! Who turned the lights out?

30 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Oops!! Sorry, wrong strip! That's driving me crazy! ODIE, STOPPIT!!! grab AAARRRGGGGHHHH! whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I think I came in late again.

31 March 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, if you can guess how many cookies are in this jar, you get the entire contents! You ate them all, did you? WE HAVE A WINNER!

1 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

WAH-HA! HA! HA! Boy, haircuts are deceiving.

2 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Ball of yarn. Here, Jon. You know, I have a sweater this exact same color. Not anymore.

3 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Perhaps I shouldn't steal Jon's food. Then again, he doesn't seem interested in getting it back...

4 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

If I want something exciting to happen, I can't just sit here. I have to MAKE it happen! I'm wearing knee pads on my elbows! You're a wild man, Jon Arbuckle!

5 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield. How's the weather down there? HA! HA! HA! HA! Drafty.

6 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I'll fix this. Shnall I call a TV repairman? Thank you.

7 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

click This looks like an intelligent and informative program. CLICK Fortunately, there are other things on.

8 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Quick! Turn to channel five! It's tie for "Gone Fishin' with Billy Bob Beauchamp"! What's the deal, Garfield? Here, read this! "This week Billy Bob removes a hook from his neck". They've been hyping it for weeks!

9 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

...and so we end another programming day. Until tomorrow, good night. Z TURN THE SET OFF!!!

10 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Arf! What is it, boy? Arf! Arf! He says he's hungry. You say Timmy fell down the old mine shaft? Arf! He wants pizza.

11 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see...nine o'clock, channel six... Movie: "The Mummy's Curse". "Mummy rises only to be hit with five thousand years of back taxes".

12 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

This show is really dull. I don't know why you like it. Oh. Z

13 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Bird Calls *TWEET* *TWEET* *TWEET* *TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* * TWEET TWEET -

14 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Z

15 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh...Garfield... Because nap attacks can strike anytime, anywhere, without warning, that's why.

16 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Believe you me. There's nothing like a warm teddy bear on a stormy night. Just ask anyone.

17 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh. Teddy bears aren't very good huggers... But they're sure great HUGGEES!

18 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

What mice?

19 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, has it ever occured to you that I may have better things to do than scratch you? YOU? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Just thought I'd ask. More to the left, please.

20 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! Hark! The Caped Avenger's super hearing detects a voice in distress! BARK! SPLOT! chuckle chuckle BARK! SPLOT! Stop that, both of you! BARK! SPLOT!

21 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sniff-what's that smell? AH! FRESH AIR! It'll never catch on.

22 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

A few sit-ups a day, and I'll have a flat stomach. You should be doing the same, Garfield. I'm satisfied with a flat back.

23 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon has taken up weight-lifting. He's been at it quite while now. I didn't know you could lift weights with your throat.

24 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

What is this, a laziness contest? I win. SLAP!

25 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Z Z Z The world is my bed.

26 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Boy...what a day. PLOP! I'm tired from all that staying awake.

27 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Good heavens! PICK I think it's time you mowed tha lawn.

28 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z GO AHEAD! SLEEP YOUR LIFE AWAY! Alriiiiight.

29 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Iiiiiiit's show time! tappity tappity tappity TRIP CRASH! Iiiiiiit's intermission! stumble stumble

30 April 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

* MEEOWRR, MEOW...MEOW... ** MEEE-YOWRR!!! And now, once again, for thos eof you in the cheap seats...

1 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, you've been a beautiful audience! Thank you and good night! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP ? CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP APPLAUSE

2 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Ow, ow, ow, ow. What happened to you? Ow ow ow. That's the last time I let my agent book me onto a chain link fence.

3 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity BOING Ha! Fooled -

4 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Dinnertime, Garfield. DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL Incredible.

5 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Well? Don't rush me.

6 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon's love life is certainly improving. I'm dancing with a broom! You gonna date for a while, or marry and start a family right away?

7 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

"Time flies when you'r ehaving fun". Are you saying this day will never end? Here's another one...

8 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP Now that we're done reading our newspaper, maybe we can scratch our tummy.

9 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield... What broken lamp?

10 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Thie wimpy little dog could use a twangling. Z TWAANNNNG! Talk about your unpleasant surprises.

11 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

* * Birds in the mouse hole? ** Something weird is going on here. This time-share thing is really getting out of hand.

12 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are the world's greatest tree climbers. Altough I personally never work without a net.

13 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Only Grafield. Z

14 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Ethel, look at that. Wow! That's gotta be the fattest orange I ever saw!

15 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Arbuckle, your cat's in the tree... And you'd better pick him? He looks a little to ripe! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! Step under me and say that, fella!

16 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie! You got a ladder! You finally did something right! Now get it up here! -

17 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I suppose I should just let go and drop to the yard below. YEEOWCH! What a STUPID place to put a statue of liberty lawn ornament.

18 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... There's "Dry-Skin-Itchy"... There's "Wake-Up-First-Thing-In-The-Morning-Itchy"... And there's "Fleas-Itchy". But for my money, there's no itch more worth the trouble than... The"Lying-On-Your-Back-In-The-Grass-O

19 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

From this vantage point, I can survey all that I rule! Sigh...I abdicate.

20 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Tell me, Jon. How's life treating you?

21 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield... What sparrow?

22 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

GOOSH! From now on, let's be putting water in the water dish, and food in the food dish, okay?

23 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

This bulletin has just been handed to me! Police report that someone is going around handing bulletins to newscasters! ...and here's another bulletin!

24 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I like to check on Garfield and Odie to make sure they're playing nicely. I'm measuring Odie to make sure I use just the right amount of concrete. How nice.

25 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

-

26 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Some people have exciting lives. Some seek adventure and romance. And some stay home and tease their eyebrows. Garfield, I need a hobby.

27 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

They should give out awards for dull days. Hey, Garfield, I'll bet if I connect all the splattered bugs on my car windshield I can make a picture! We'd have a trophy case the size of Canada.

28 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh. I found a snake in the backyard. I'm bored. Every day, the same old stuff. I put it in your underwear drawer.

29 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Our lives are dull with one exception. Pass the coconut monkey head, please. Our snack life is pretty exhilarating.

30 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I feel like I could conquer the world today! I couldn't get the front door open. My hero.

31 May 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Say! Aren't you... I'm a bird. Right! I'm a big fan of yours! I'm flattered. How about autographing my tongue? I'm suspicious.

1 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

**DING-DONG * That must be the mailman. I'll get it. Jon's sure been gone a long time. WAIT A MINUE! THIS IS SUNDAY! THE MAIL ISN'T DELIVERED ON SUNDAY! You two-timer! That was the pizza boy! I was saving half of it for you, honest,Garfield! STOMP STOMP

2 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

No fair! You got a head start on the goofing off!

3 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

SMACK! Fill it up. Having a bad day, Jon?

4 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Meow* *Cats of the world unite! Meow meow* *Scratch the furniture! What are you watching, Garfield? CLICK! Nothing!

5 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

See that, Garfield? Do something about it! Hey, I'm a CAT, not a carpenter!

6 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Blindfolded taste test! GULP! I hate you. Thank you for your opinion, sir!

7 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Let me hold the door for you, Jon! Farewell, and return safely, dear friend! Grocery shopping.

8 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

YAAAHHH!! GARFIELD!!! Stop scaring the goldfish!

9 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

RATS! A WRINKLE! And that's not easy when you have fur all over the body.

10 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, no! A wrinkle! OH, NO! A GRAY HAIR! OH, NO! A WRINKLED GRAY HAIR!!

11 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

AAAAAHHHHHH!! YAAAHHHHHHH! AARRRRRGGGHH! Found his fiorst gray hair.

12 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Rats! Another grey hair! Maybe hair dye will help. aaah.

13 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Wow! What happened to you?! I found a ghray hair and used hair dye, okay? That looks weird. I know. You look like Mickey Mouse! I KNOW!

14 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

They say rubbing lemons on you is good for your skin. rub rub rub rub I fail to see the improvement.

15 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

pat pat pat Now for a nice nap in the sun. Age must be catching up with me. Where has all my vitality gone? Wait a minute! I'm not getting old. I never WAS vital.

16 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

You get slower as you get older, Garfield. That's your opinion.

17 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Make my birthday cake this big.

18 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hapy birthday, Garfield! What would you like to do today? Oh, considering my age, not much. GULP! Perhaps a nibble and a nap. click clickety clickety click

19 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Why is that you always have to be the center of attention, Garfield? What? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.

20 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

All I want is to be treated fairly! Is that too much to ask?! So now, how come you have two cookies and I have only one?!

21 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Dinner, Garfield! ZOOM! GULP! Ha! You missed your dish! Then why am I full?

22 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z BRRIIINNGGGG SMASH! RING-A-LING A-LING!! CRUCH ! DINGLE-DINGLE BRRRIIINNG! DING-A-LINGA DING DING DING-A-LING-A-LING-A BRRRRIIING DINGLE DINGLE DING-A SMASH! Ice Cream

23 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Presenting the Amazing Lardo! Now the Amazing Lardo will make this bowl of food disappear! DRumroll, please! Are you picking on me?

24 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, you must weigh as much as Australia! One of the smaller continents.

25 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Look at that stomach! You must take your health more seriously. It's hard to be serious while staring up your nose.

26 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

From now on, I'm keeping track of the calories you take in! POW! My calculator blew up.

27 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I hate it when I can't see my feet. I could be wearing weird shoes and not know it.

28 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Blindfolded, I shall now identify things I cannot see. FOOD! I hate you. Who's that?!

29 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, I'll take your order now. Oh, and here's your balloon. My balloon? We're trying to create more of a happy family atmosphere. We even have pony rides out back. That sounds like fun! Now, what'll you have? I'll have a hamburger. Well, there goes the

30 June 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Ready or not, here I caome! I see you, Garfield! I gotta go on diet.

1 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I bought you a diet book. I know. I've already lost two pounds! To be more specific, I lost the book.

2 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Today is the first day of your diet, Garfield. Promise me you won't cheat. C'mon, promise me! Oh, very well. I promise.

3 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Job's got me on a grapefruit diet. How silly... KAWHANG! ...yet effective.

4 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Here you are, Garfield. As per your diet, a small salad. Hey! Where's the French bread?! Needed a crouton.

5 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Gee, Garfield. I feel terrible eating in front of you, what with you on your diet. Here you go, Felly. -

6 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh Jon's had me on this diet, like, forever. Hey! What the...?! YAAAAHHHH!!! YAAAH!!! YAAAHH!! What is it, Garfield? Something wrong with your feet? Feet?...Feet?...Those are feet?! Hey, and I bet those wiggly things on the endare toes, right?

7 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

YEEEK!!! I HATE cold feet!

8 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm depressed, Garfield. Just look at this gut. Thanks. Anytime, Skinny.

9 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats like to survey their territory. My territory has dandruff.

10 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sleeping makes me hungry. And eating makes me sleepy. Life is good.

11 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Coming up next, "The Cat Nature's Smart Aleck". What's on? Nothing that would interest you, bean brain.

12 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I should stop picking on Jon. I sure do enjoy breathing! How nice. He has a hobby.

13 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

RRRIIIINNNNGGGGG Sigh Do you know why I love you, Garfield? You're so unpredictable. RIP! SPLAT! ZIP BOOT! WHAM! Me and my biig mouth.

14 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I really don't enjoy looking at your grumpy face every morning. You should start each day with a smile. That's a pretty tall order. Couldn't I start with a smirk, and work my way up?

15 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

FISSSS zit zit zit zit FISSSS zit zit zit zit Stupid automatic sprinklers.

16 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

It's noon, Garfield. You've got that big hand, little hand stuff down cold, don't you? Do you realize you slept the entire morning? I did? Thank goodness it wasn't wasted.

17 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

? What are you doing? Waiting for the pancake to come off the ceiling.

18 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Should I kick Odie off the table, or shouldn't I? What do you think, foot? BOOT! I'll take that as a "yes".

19 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

-

20 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

tooey Z Uh-oh...here it comes! scoot scoot scoot scoot BUMP! Oh, no! I'm trapped! There's no escape! AAARRRGGHHH! Garfield, what happened?! Morning found me again.

21 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Get off my lap, Garfield. I never get to drive.

22 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! See that seat belt? We're not going anywhere until you use it! Yessir. Let's hit the road.

23 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

There, Garfield, Don't you feel safer now? I guess the seat belt is okay. But this shoulder harness...

24 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, kids, don't forget to buckle your seat belt when you get into a car. And once you've mastered that... Don't forget to unbuckle it.

25 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I need more legroom. CLICK-CHUNK Put the seat back up, Garfield.

26 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmmm... My seat belts need tightening. Oops. This is yours.

27 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

HICCUP! DINNER! bonk! bonk! bonk! toink! toink! DONK! wooga wooga wooga wooga wooga Some assembly required.

28 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

A letter from mom, Garfield! Nothing like news from home to lift our spirits! Dear Jon, the chicken died. Probably from boredom.

29 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Boy, am I bored. Hey, Garfield, let's go the the store and try on socks! Every time I think I've hit bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.

30 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie is a mixed breed. His mother was a beagle. And his father was a brick.

31 July 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Want to hear about my nap? Z Z It may be boring, but it's all the world to him.

1 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

What would you say is my best character trait, Garfield? Your ability to order pizza. And I'm not just saying that. pat pat

2 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

We're out of cat food. You'll have to eat dog food, okay? I suppose you know I'm outraged. Poor little fella.

3 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you boys quite done?

4 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

In the interest of national security, I'm afraid I'm going to have to confiscate that hamburger. Yes, there is a top secret formulain here which I am going to have to memorize and eat. You live in your own little world, don't you,Garfield? There's nothing

5 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Here we are overlooking the Grand Canyon. nudge We lose more tourists that way.

6 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I'm home! SLAM! Was that the refrigerator door? Sure, greet me with accusations.

7 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, how do you explain this? When I was young I swallowed a basketball. You're a pig! It's been digesting for years.

8 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon bought me a new diet food. Looks like serious stuff. It's called "Hey, Fatso. Eat this!"

9 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

While people sleep, cats are busy. Prowling, singing, hunting... ARRRRGH! ...painting the kitchen.

10 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

SIGH It's no use. I can't sleep. Z Z Z

11 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I spent our vacation money, Garfield. It had better been on something edible. SOOOOooooooo LET'S POLKA!! Now I know what "justifiable homicide" means.

12 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

And now, a traditional folk song. * Oh when I'm gone...bury me deep... ** ** 'cause there's wolverines reported in the area... * The accordeon dies tonight.

13 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

See, Garfield, I roll all my socks into little balls! Now they can be filed according to the color, length, material and pattern. You just don't care, do you?

14 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of Fence -

15 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

You're one of a kind, Garfield. Why, thank you. At least that's what the entire human race is hoping. I hate you.

16 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmmmm...I wonder what's in this bowl? BOO! YAAHHH! The tuna surprise.

17 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, what would you turkeys like tonight? Shall I sing? SPLUT! Tall jokes? BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! Dance? tappity tappity tappity tappity

18 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

MEYOOO-WRR-MEEE-*YOUWRRR!! MEEE SPLUT! KONG! BLAT! IS IT MY FAULT THIS FENCE HAS LOUSY ACOUSTICS?!!

19 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity It's much safer down here in the orchestra pit.

20 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

**MEY-OOORRR-MEEE-YOWWWW MEE-YOWRR!! Stand-in! KONK!

21 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's a note only a cat can hear. * It's so high it can shatter paper.

22 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, what an audience! You've been good listeners, good sports... SPLUT! And good aims...

23 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

What a night! Was I ever on a roll! I must have had seventeen curtain calls! According to the shoe count.

24 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Si-gh. We had a cat back on the farm. Here we go. He was a good old cat. And a great hunter. Whenever he caught a mouse, he'd bring it to the house. Sort of an offering from pet to master. I miss those days.

25 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield. GARFIELD! I'm not in right now. If you'd care to leave a message, wait for the beep...

26 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome to "Cats Watching Television". HI, MOM!

27 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

* TWEEET CHIRP-CHIRP CHEEEP ** BABY, BABY! * Evrybody wants to be in the show business.

28 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

If I do this regularly, I'll live longer! WHAM! But don't you think running into the door every day will offset the benefits of the exercise?

29 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! I'm back from the snatch GULP! Hardware store. Poo! CHONG!

30 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z His ballerina dream. Z

31 August 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! This is my chair! rrrrr Shoo! Shoo! Get off! Grrrr Fffft Boys! Boys! That chair is big enough for both of you! Now share! He's right, Odie. Let's stop bickering. We can each use half of the cushion, okay? I'll take the tophalf.

1 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

You never do anything, Garfield. But, I never get a day off either.

2 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Tweet? It was worth a shot.

3 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, you should cut down on between-meal snacks. That won't be easy to do. Primarily because I don't know what "between meals" means.

4 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

There ought to be a prize for eating every scrap of food in the house. Oh well. I guess a job well done is its own reward.

5 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to take a little nap. No, make that a long nap. Heck with it, wake me at the turn of the century.

6 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, how could you?! My sincerest apologies. I'm very disappointed in you. I'm so ashamed. Have you no respect for decor?! You eat one doily and you're marked for life.

7 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Wait! Wait! I'm not ready yet! Z Z Z Z tie tie tap tap YAAAHH! That's what's known as "burying the needle on the wake up meter".

8 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you know what this house needs, Garfield? More baked goods? I'm guessing you don't think we need wallpaper. Picture it! Cupcakes as far as the eye can see!

9 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

My, my. There's something you don't see much these days... A mannerly young man and a well-behaved cat. -

10 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I've had a bad day. Mee to. It's been one disaster after another. For mee to. Okay, okay, you win.

11 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'm having some sort of identity crisis. H ethinks HE'S having an identity crisis. Odir thinks he's a potato peeler.

12 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

KONK! Stupid sprinkler heads.

13 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

poke cut cut cut cut cut Sunroof.

14 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

BZZZZZZ! POUND POUND POUND GRINKA GRINKA WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! ? ! GARFIELD!

15 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Mornings sure are peaceful. CLANG ** SPLOT! Right up to about this time every day.

16 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I love this show! You do? CLICK

17 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... Where are we going, Garfield? I mean, what's the purpose? What's it all mean? To the kitchen...to eat...to get full.

18 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Thy say one's dinnerware should reflect one's personality. For me, fine china. For you, a hog trough. Ever been bit by a pig?

19 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Please Do NOT Beware Of The Dog Now THAT'S scary!

20 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP! Feel better? I'm ready for dessert now.

21 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

pant pant pant pant rrrr Sigh

22 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

One sugar or two? Decisions! Decisions! Decisions! Do I have to do everything around here?!

23 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I think I've lost my identity. Nonsense! I'll help you find it. Nobody listens to me. Yup, it's right here in the trash compactor. Nobody respects me. Right next to your dignity and intelligence.

24 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon! Jon! The TV just said that giant mutant spiders are crushing the city!! And that five thousand foot tidal wave is headed directly our way!! And...and... Are those JELLY doughnuts?

25 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

? Mustard?

26 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT! bark bark bark bark bark bark bark Right into the ceiling fan.

27 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I suspect Jon's taking me for granted. Yup.

28 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sniffff...ahhh! C'mon, Garfield! Let's go for a walk! Z What a great day to romp in the grass! Z And for climbing trees! * Z Race you home! How exhilarating! We should do this every day. Z It's off to the shower! I just dreamt Iwas Fay Wray!

29 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, I know what we can do! Let's sit in this chair and vegetate! Okay, but only for a little while. I'm scheduled for a nap in the sunbeam this afternoon.

30 September 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

New mailman, Garfield. You might have trouble with this one. You mean the guy with "I hate cats" branded on his forehead?

1 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

YEOOOOOOW!!! CRASH! UGH BAM!! CRUNCH OOF THUMP THUD! The mail's here.

2 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon's really enjoying his drive * ...entirely too much. One of us has to get carsick.

3 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm stuck on one channel! click click click click What could be worse? Welcome to the Lassie film festival. AARRRGHH!

4 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's face it... As we age, our bodies change. My eyeballs are growing hair! Or, in some cases, mutate.

5 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sniff Ah Ah...AH... AH pook CHOO!

6 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I need some female companionship Okay, Jon. You realize I'd only do this for you.

7 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you go out with me, doc? Mr. Arbuckle, I'm single, not desperate. Well, I'M more complex than that... I'm single AND desperate. You talk to him. I'm a cat, not a psychatrist.

8 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, doc, you could do a lot worse than go out with me. You're right there, Jon. I could grow facial hair, or misplace my elbows... Or, get a rat in my boot. ...FOR EXAMPLE!

9 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Doc, will you go out with me? Open wide and say "ahh". Ahh. No.

10 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, doc, there's a lot of things about me you don't know. I know you have four pens and three paper clips in your shirt pocket. How do you know that? I can see right through you, Arbuckle.

11 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

So, doc, how about dinner with me? NO. Lunch? No. Brunch? No. How about sharing a sack of honey.roasted nuts from the machine in the hall?! Look, Arbuckle, what do I have to do to convince you that I don't want to go out with you?Anything short of a death

12 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I * My Food * I hate this part. So, doc, how's Garfield? Fine. And how's Odie? Fine. And how are you? Fine. Okay if i pay by check? Fine. How about a date? Fine. YEEESS!! YEEESS!! THAT'S CHEATING! If you can't attract 'em, trick'em.

13 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

bzzzzzzzzz GARFIELD! ODIE! LOOK OUT! I'M SHAVING! bzzzzz CRASH! Good evening, my dear.

14 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh...Jon...your hair. My cat bumped my arm while I was shaving, okay? Don't you have a hat or something? Sure. How's that? The exits are probably covered.

15 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

DON'T GEt OUT! DON'T GE tOUT YET! See? chivalry isn't dead yet. SLAM! RIP! Which is more than can be said for your jacket.

16 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sniff-sniff...boy, these flaming croquettes sure smell goo YAAAHH! MY TIE'S ON FIRE!! Would you like another drink, my dear? No, Jon, if I'm in the mood for another Shirley Temple, I'll suck it out of your tie.

17 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't believe I just flushed one of my contact lenses down the toilet! Somehow I do. And th eonly glasses I brought are my sunglasses. That's okay, Jon. They'll make you look continental. Kinda like a french dweeb.

18 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I am afraid I must ask you to leave, sir. What?! Did I offend someone or something? No, sir. Then what did I do? Sinc you've been here, you've slipped beneath the dress code. May I stay?

19 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z rake rake rake rake rake rake rake WHEW! T O-DIE! ! SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE -

20 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z -

21 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, I think I saw something move in your dish! YES! YES! LOOK AT IT MOVE!

22 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

FFFT GRRR Now, now! You boys be nice! FFFT GRRR

23 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, do you have any idea how annoying your cheerfulness is? I was afraid of that.

24 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

SLURP! SLUUURRP! -

25 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

KICK! Can you believe it? I was playing nicely, and Odie just got up and left!

26 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD The Cat Drapes Shredded Ferns Eaten Naps Taken No Appointment Necessary!!! munch munch ZOOM! ZOOM! You can't stop what you don't see. -

27 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

A cup of coffee and a beautiful sunrise! What more could you possibly need? WHOP Oh, yeah.

28 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh Life has passed ma by. Of course, I had to hide a few times.

29 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I won't be home for lunch. I'll be working as a towel boy at the birdbath. It's times like this I'm glad he can't talk.

30 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I think all the creatures of the earth should try to get along, don't you, Garfield? Absolutely. COUGH

31 October 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I wish I had a little piece of land... Abot a mile long, and an inch wide. Yessir, my very own spaghetti farm.

1 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Thought I heard a doughnut.

2 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

RING*** * RRING! * Meow? Meow meow meow Here, it's for you. Meow?

3 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Which way did the mouse go? He went that way! Just curious.

4 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Guests are a pain. First they defile my water dish... Then they want a tow.

5 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Never fear, Jon, no mouse will ever get your cheese while I'm around! No siree. Sigh

6 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

You would be more convincing if you were moving. He's onto us.

7 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Watch out for the mouse. Riiiight. You know, Jon, Brazil must be lovely this time of year.

8 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I see the "strange mice" are back.

9 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

You lunch looks better than mine. I want to sit there! Your end of the couch looks more comfortable than mine. Oh, sure, hog the floor!

10 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Boy, do I need a shave. BZZZZZZZ Wait a minute! Whaaa?I forgot I was a cat, okay?

11 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Enjoying the fire, Garfield? Yup. Kind of makes me wish we had a fireplace there.

12 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

?

13 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Z I thought you were cutting down on your naps! I am! I'm taking two four-hour naps instead of four two-hour naps.

14 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, the industrious ant...always working. SPLAT! Take a break.

15 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Today on "Animal Kingdom," we go in search of... The house cat. Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty... There's nothing worse than a low-budget animal show.

16 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Ahem... Z This is a dog. Z And this is a dog whistle. Z Observe. Z fffff It emits a sound discernible only to lower life forms. Now this...is a dog trumpet. poing!

17 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, why aren't women attracted to me? HEY! THAT'S MY BINKY THE CLOWN CUP! SNATCH! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! I think I've isolated your problem.

18 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I remember my first kiss. Edna Radsnick...we were on her front porch. The moon was full...the moment had arrived...we embraced... Our braced locked...she screamed... That's more like it.

19 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Cindy, this is Jon, your blind date for tonight. Anything special you'd like to know about me? Uh, six feet, brown...one hundred seventy.five pounds. Red...decaffeinated...chocolate chip...unleaded... My dental records? Whatever happenedto "What's yo

20 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

* I have a date. With the bearded lady, or the alligator girl?

21 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I read the most fascinating article the other day... Good, Jon! Appeal to her intellect! Did you know there are microscopic crawly things living in your eyebrows? I have to go home now. Take me with you.

22 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Your hair is like a field of golden wheat in the sun...your eyes are like limpid pools of blue... Your nose is like an ice pick stuck in a barn door. Rats. Should've skipped the nose and moved right to the lips.

23 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap tap Overture whirrrrr First movement scoop scoop Second movement SPLOT And now, the grand finale! GULP! ENCORE! ENCORE!

24 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

You've heard of the "Fountain of Youth"? SIP Meet the next best thing!

25 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

And now the continuing saga of Jon's diary. Monday: "Dear Diary, The dawn of a new week. The possibilities are limitless." Tuesday: "Dear Diary, Today I got my lips stuck in the blender."

26 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Why was I created, Garfield? What is my purpose in life? SPLOT! To give other shope?

27 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome to "Lying around with Garfield". Today's topic, the joy of ceiling watching. You are worthless. Now, let's stare at a light fixture.

28 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, we're going to the park. Whoopee You know the rules. No flower stomping... And... Yeah, yeah, no swan maiming.

29 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm depressed, Garfield. I need something to lift my spirits. BOOT! GARFIELD! HEY! IT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME!!

30 November 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Ahem. I am honored to address this assembly of the United Nations. And the millions watching by television. I am Jon arbuckle, and I can't get a date to save my life.I also forgot to wear pants. YAAAHHH! Garfield, I just had a terrible nightmare! Not the

1 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

You're a wild man, Garfield! New blanket.

2 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Everybody has a hobby. Some race cars, some collect art... And others, make toast. BWONNG! YEE-HA!

3 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield, the brain is a muscle. Give me a break. Know how I keep my mind sharp? A wood rasp? Connect the dots! You're a real intellectual.

4 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I feel like a laughingstock, Garfield. Look! There he is! HAW! HAW! HAW! I'll be in my room. Big crowd today.

5 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Notice anything new, Garfield? Give me a hint. Don't you think this pipe makes me look more sophisticated? Sadly enough, I have to agree.

6 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon is deep in thought. I wonder how they get those peanuts inside the shells? Relatively speaking.

7 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN ZOOM! YANK! THUD!!! CRAAAAASSH! tinklw tinkle tinkle WHUMP! WHUMP! drag drag drag drag drag Look! A snowflake! Christmas is coming!! I see it, I see it.

8 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

NYAAH! NYAAH! AH HA! YOU *DID* EAT MY CANDY CANE!! Rats.

9 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

These are not your presents. What makes you think I care?

10 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

* KISS Garfield, Santa brings toys to the little boys and girls who've been good all YEAR, not just the last two weeks. THAT'S EXTORTION! I tell it like it is, baby cakes.

11 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! Now THERE'S a Christmas tree! Just look at the trunk of this baby! That's a telephone pole. Tis the season to be dippy.

12 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I did it! I fainally got a great looking tree! And I got it half off! What do you think? I think it's priced right.

13 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, let's decorate the tree, Garfiedl. THEY'RE ALIVE! THE DECORATIONS ARE ALIVE! SLURO! Ha ha, Odie.

14 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, boys! Let's corate the treeeee! I'm hungry. Let's eeeeat. Each icicle must be carefully placed. I subscribe to the school of "throw and go". Odie, don't chew on that cord! Yeah, Odie, save room for the bubble lights. We can'thave a blue b

15 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

This is a mistletoe, Garfield. Watch, and I'll show you how it works. * DING DONG SMOOCH You make a lovely couple.

16 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield will never find his present in this closet. Thank you. Waaaait a minute... CLICK!

17 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

There's a present under the tree. I wonder who it's for? Garfield OHHHHH YEEEESSS!

18 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Could my present be a pony? Or, could it be my own TV? Or a new bed? Or a blanket? Or a cheese grater? Or silk pajamas?...

19 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump Garfield! What are you doing to your gift? Just seeing if it's ripe.

20 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder what my present is? I'll bet it's wonderful! rattle rattle rattle YES! THA tIS DEFINITELY A WONDERFUL SOUND!!

21 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to decorate the house, Garfield! Put the ladder there, pal. Yessiree, we'll just get the old lights out, and... -

22 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

How cute. Garfield fell asleep hugging his present. I'll put him to bed. Z Z Z

23 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you boys going to bed, oar are you going to wait up half the night on Santa? -

24 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Could it be that I've built my expectations too high for what's actually in my gift? Should I never open it in order to preserve the hope and magic that is the true gift of the Christmas season? NAAAAH!

25 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

How do you like your Christmas gift, Garfield? It's perfect! It's beautiful! It's me!

26 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

I called to thank you for the Christmas gift, mom. You really outdid yourself this time. I didn't know you could crochet a suit. Someone should stop her.

27 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Guess what, mom... I think Garfield actually likes the sweater you made him. The shoulder pads won me over.

28 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh Christmas is over, and new year's is almost here. Sigh. So it seems appropriate at this time to stop and reflect... To reflect on those three words which represent the true meaning and spirit of the holiday season... BOOGIE!BOOGIE! BOOGIE!

29 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

My foot's asleep. And I'm jealous!

30 December 1991
 
 
   
Garfield

ABANDON SHIP!!! THUD! Oops. Tide's out.

31 December 1991
 




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