CLANG! CLANG! Wake up! Fix me breakfast! - Whew! Look at those eyes! You should get to bed earlier. - HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU, TOO!
1 January 1991
These post-holiday blues are really getting me down. - There's gotta be something to celebrate.! flip flip flip - BLAT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ISAAC ASIMOV!
2 January 1991
It's been over a week and Odie still hasn't opened his Christmas present. - Oh well, he'll figure it out one of these days. - I think you overestimate him.
3 January 1991
Hey, lardo, have you considered trimming down this year? Yes, I have. - - WHEN THEY INVENT LIPOSUCTION FOR CATS!
4 January 1991
CHOMP GOBBLE GULP SNARF GOBBLE - SMACK GOBBLE GULP MUNCH sniff sniff sniff sniff -
5 January 1991
DINGLE - DINGLE DINGLE - DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE - DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE - DINGLE! DINGLE! DINGLE! - DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE - SMACK! You HAD to get hima rubber
6 January 1991
Okay, Jon, this is the way it's going to be. - I'll paint a line on the floor. Everything on your side is yours, and everything on my side is mine. - If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen.
7 January 1991
YAAH! YAAH! AIIIEEEEE!! - AAAAHHHH!!! - Just practicing in case we ever run out of food. You have too much free time, Garfield.
8 January 1991
Garfield, what are you going to do about this mess? - - Besides take a bow.
9 January 1991
- PUNT! - You have to admire the guy for working without a net.
10 January 1991
I really enjoyed our date, Suzanne. - May I have a lock of your hair to remember you by? - She says she'll shave her head if I stop calling. Go for it.
11 January 1991
- SPLOP! - Breakfast in bed.
12 January 1991
Beware Of Dog Beware Of Appetite - YAWN - brrrrr - p-p-p...pu...-pu... - pu-pu-pu-p-p-p-p-pu-pu-pu-purrrrrrrrrrrrr - rrrrrrrrrrrr... WHEEZE! sputter sputter P-P-P-P... GASP WHEEEEE... - sigh - Sometimes it's hard to get your motor running on
13 January 1991
Z -Z - TURN
14 January 1991
- boot! - Hmmm...too much topspin.
15 January 1991
Putting on a little weight, Garfield? What makes you say that? - - Hello, rescue squad? I have a cat stuck in my doorway. Have them pick up a pizza on the way!
16 January 1991
17 January 1991
I wonder what my fortune cookie says. - "A tall beautiful blonde will change your life". - Gee. Jon, there's an eleven foot woman at the door with a chain saw.
18 January 1991
Good evening, for my first selection I will sing the opera "Carmen" in B flat. - Ahem...may I have a B flat, please? - *
19 January 1991
- - fling! - Rats! I missed. - - poo! - FWING SPLAT! - He loves any kind of attention as long as it's attention.
20 January 1991
I've put the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator where Garfield can't reach it. - -
21 January 1991
Hate it...hate it...hate it... click click click - Hate it...hate it...hate it... click click click - Enjoying yourself? Hate it...yep...hate it... click click
22 January 1991
Who wants to lick the icing? I do! - SLURP! - ...out of the bowl? Oh.
23 January 1991
Wouldn't you like to go out and get some fresh air, Garfield? - Not really. - Could we have it delivered?
24 January 1991
Which is smarter, the dog, or the tree stump? Let's find out. - Who want's to fetch Jon's old, stinky sweat sock? - Another of nature's mysteries solved.
25 January 1991
I just love making snow angels. - - He just loves making snow angels.
26 January 1991
GARFIELD! - GARFIELD! DINNER! - ZIP! - - - - - - - BURP
27 January 1991
Jon! Garfield! - Door! - Sidewalk! Street!
28 January 1991
I've got a cramp in my hand. - What should I do? - Scratch me.
29 January 1991
I reckon it's part of a cat's nature. - It can't be helped. - Sometimes I just HAVE to lie here and do nothing.
30 January 1991
Look out. I can't stop. - BUMP - Thank goodness you survived. You had quite a head of steam built up there, Garfield.
31 January 1991