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Garfield

CLANG! CLANG! Wake up! Fix me breakfast! Whew! Look at those eyes! You should get to bed earlier. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU, TOO!

1 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

These post-holiday blues are really getting me down. There's gotta be something to celebrate.! flip flip flip BLAT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ISAAC ASIMOV!

2 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

It's been over a week and Odie still hasn't opened his Christmas present. Oh well, he'll figure it out one of these days. I think you overestimate him.

3 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Hey, lardo, have you considered trimming down this year? Yes, I have. WHEN THEY INVENT LIPOSUCTION FOR CATS!

4 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

CHOMP GOBBLE GULP SNARF GOBBLE SMACK GOBBLE GULP MUNCH sniff sniff sniff sniff -

5 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE! DINGLE! DINGLE! DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE SMACK! You HAD to get hima rubberdingle ball for Christmas, did

6 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Jon, this is the way it's going to be. I'll paint a line on the floor. Everything on your side is yours, and everything on my side is mine. If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen.

7 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

YAAH! YAAH! AIIIEEEEE!! AAAAHHHH!!! Just practicing in case we ever run out of food. You have too much free time, Garfield.

8 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, what are you going to do about this mess? Besides take a bow.

9 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

PUNT! You have to admire the guy for working without a net.

10 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

I really enjoyed our date, Suzanne. May I have a lock of your hair to remember you by? She says she'll shave her head if I stop calling. Go for it.

11 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

SPLOP! Breakfast in bed.

12 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of Dog Beware Of Appetite YAWN brrrrr p-p-p...pu...-pu... pu-pu-pu-p-p-p-p-pu-pu-pu-purrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr... WHEEZE! sputter sputter P-P-P-P... GASP WHEEEEE... sigh Sometimes it's hard to get your motor running ona cold morning.

13 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Z -Z TURN

14 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

boot! Hmmm...too much topspin.

15 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Putting on a little weight, Garfield? What makes you say that? Hello, rescue squad? I have a cat stuck in my doorway. Have them pick up a pizza on the way!

16 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

-

17 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what my fortune cookie says. "A tall beautiful blonde will change your life". Gee. Jon, there's an eleven foot woman at the door with a chain saw.

18 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Good evening, for my first selection I will sing the opera "Carmen" in B flat. Ahem...may I have a B flat, please? *

19 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

fling! Rats! I missed. poo! FWING SPLAT! He loves any kind of attention as long as it's attention.

20 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

I've put the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator where Garfield can't reach it. -

21 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Hate it...hate it...hate it... click click click Hate it...hate it...hate it... click click click Enjoying yourself? Hate it...yep...hate it... click click

22 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Who wants to lick the icing? I do! SLURP! ...out of the bowl? Oh.

23 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Wouldn't you like to go out and get some fresh air, Garfield? Not really. Could we have it delivered?

24 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Which is smarter, the dog, or the tree stump? Let's find out. Who want's to fetch Jon's old, stinky sweat sock? Another of nature's mysteries solved.Did you know that pets are good for exercise? BURP -

25 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

I just love making snow angels. He just loves making snow angels.

26 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! GARFIELD! DINNER! ZIP! BURP

27 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Jon! Garfield! Door! Sidewalk! Street!

28 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

I've got a cramp in my hand. What should I do? Scratch me.

29 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

I reckon it's part of a cat's nature. It can't be helped. Sometimes I just HAVE to lie here and do nothing.

30 January 1991
 


 
Garfield

Look out. I can't stop. BUMP Thank goodness you survived. You had quite a head of steam built up there, Garfield.

31 January 1991
 




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