New mailman, Garfield. - You might have trouble with this one. - You mean the guy with "I hate cats" branded on his forehead?1 October 1991 |
 YEOOOOOOW!!! CRASH! UGH BAM!! CRUNCH OOF THUMP THUD! - - The mail's here.2 October 1991 |
 Jon's really enjoying his drive * - ...entirely too much. - One of us has to get carsick.3 October 1991 |
 I'm stuck on one channel! click click click click - What could be worse? - Welcome to the Lassie film festival. AARRRGHH!4 October 1991 |
 Let's face it... - As we age, our bodies change. - My eyeballs are growing hair! Or, in some cases, mutate.5 October 1991 |
 Sniff - Ah - Ah...AH... - AH - pook - - CHOO!6 October 1991 |
 Garfield, I need some female companionship - Okay, Jon. - You realize I'd only do this for you.7 October 1991 |
 Would you go out with me, doc? Mr. Arbuckle, I'm single, not desperate. - Well, I'M more complex than that... - I'm single AND desperate. You talk to him. I'm a cat, not a psychatrist.8 October 1991 |
 You know, doc, you could do a lot worse than go out with me. You're right there, Jon. - I could grow facial hair, or misplace my elbows... - Or, get a rat in my boot. ...FOR EXAMPLE!9 October 1991 |
 Doc, will you go out with me? - Open wide and say "ahh". Ahh. - No.10 October 1991 |
 You know, doc, there's a lot of things about me you don't know. - I know you have four pens and three paper clips in your shirt pocket. How do you know that? - I can see right through you, Arbuckle.11 October 1991 |
 So, doc, how about dinner with me? NO. Lunch? No. Brunch? No. - How about sharing a sack of honey.roasted nuts from the machine in the hall?! - Look, Arbuckle, what do I have to do to convince you that I don't want to go out with you?12 October 1991 |
 I * My Food - * I hate this part. - So, doc, how's Garfield? Fine. - And how's Odie? Fine. - And how are you? Fine. - Okay if i pay by check? Fine. - How about a date? Fine. - YEEESS!! YEEESS!! THAT'S CHEATING! If you can't attract 'em, trick13 October 1991 |
 bzzzzzzzzz - GARFIELD! ODIE! LOOK OUT! I'M SHAVING! bzzzzz CRASH! - Good evening, my dear.14 October 1991 |
 Uh...Jon...your hair. My cat bumped my arm while I was shaving, okay? - Don't you have a hat or something? Sure. - How's that? The exits are probably covered.15 October 1991 |
 DON'T GEt OUT! DON'T GE tOUT YET! - See? chivalry isn't dead yet. - SLAM! RIP! Which is more than can be said for your jacket.16 October 1991 |
 Sniff-sniff...boy, these flaming croquettes sure smell goo- - YAAAHH! MY TIE'S ON FIRE!! - Would you like another drink, my dear? No, Jon, if I'm in the mood for another Shirley Temple, I'll suck it out of your tie.17 October 1991 |
 I don't believe I just flushed one of my contact lenses down the toilet! Somehow I do. - And th eonly glasses I brought are my sunglasses. That's okay, Jon. They'll make you look continental. - Kinda like a french dweeb.18 October 1991 |
 I am afraid I must ask you to leave, sir. What?! Did I offend someone or something? - No, sir. Then what did I do? - Sinc you've been here, you've slipped beneath the dress code. May I stay?19 October 1991 |
 - Z rake rake - rake rake rake rake rake - WHEW! - T - O-DIE! ! - SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE -20 October 1991 |
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 Odie, I think I saw something move in your dish! - - YES! YES! LOOK AT IT MOVE!22 October 1991 |
 FFFT GRRR - Now, now! You boys be nice! - FFFT - GRRR23 October 1991 |
 Odie, do you have any idea how annoying your cheerfulness is? - - I was afraid of that.24 October 1991 |
 SLURP! - SLUUURRP! -25 October 1991 |
 KICK! - - Can you believe it? I was playing nicely, and Odie just got up and left!26 October 1991 |
 GARFIELD The Cat Drapes Shredded Ferns Eaten Naps Taken No Appointment Necessary!!! - - munch munch - ZOOM! - - ZOOM! - You can't stop what you don't see. -27 October 1991 |
 A cup of coffee and a beautiful sunrise! What more could you possibly need? - WHOP - Oh, yeah.28 October 1991 |
 Sigh - Life has passed ma by. - Of course, I had to hide a few times.29 October 1991 |
 I won't be home for lunch. - I'll be working as a towel boy at the birdbath. - It's times like this I'm glad he can't talk.30 October 1991 |
 I think all the creatures of the earth should try to get along, don't you, Garfield? Absolutely. - - COUGH31 October 1991 |
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