New mailman, Garfield. - You might have trouble with this one. - You mean the guy with "I hate cats" branded on his forehead?
1 October 1991
YEOOOOOOW!!! CRASH! UGH BAM!! CRUNCH OOF THUMP THUD! - - The mail's here.
2 October 1991
Jon's really enjoying his drive * - ...entirely too much. - One of us has to get carsick.
3 October 1991
I'm stuck on one channel! click click click click - What could be worse? - Welcome to the Lassie film festival. AARRRGHH!
4 October 1991
Let's face it... - As we age, our bodies change. - My eyeballs are growing hair! Or, in some cases, mutate.
5 October 1991
Sniff - Ah - Ah...AH... - AH - pook - - CHOO!
6 October 1991
Garfield, I need some female companionship - Okay, Jon. - You realize I'd only do this for you.
7 October 1991
Would you go out with me, doc? Mr. Arbuckle, I'm single, not desperate. - Well, I'M more complex than that... - I'm single AND desperate. You talk to him. I'm a cat, not a psychatrist.
8 October 1991
You know, doc, you could do a lot worse than go out with me. You're right there, Jon. - I could grow facial hair, or misplace my elbows... - Or, get a rat in my boot. ...FOR EXAMPLE!
9 October 1991
Doc, will you go out with me? - Open wide and say "ahh". Ahh. - No.
10 October 1991
You know, doc, there's a lot of things about me you don't know. - I know you have four pens and three paper clips in your shirt pocket. How do you know that? - I can see right through you, Arbuckle.
11 October 1991
Anything short of a death threat is wasting your breath.
12 October 1991
13 October 1991
bzzzzzzzzz - GARFIELD! ODIE! LOOK OUT! I'M SHAVING! bzzzzz CRASH! - Good evening, my dear.
14 October 1991
Uh...Jon...your hair. My cat bumped my arm while I was shaving, okay? - Don't you have a hat or something? Sure. - How's that? The exits are probably covered.
15 October 1991
DON'T GEt OUT! DON'T GE tOUT YET! - See? chivalry isn't dead yet. - SLAM! RIP! Which is more than can be said for your jacket.
16 October 1991
Sniff-sniff...boy, these flaming croquettes sure smell goo- - YAAAHH! MY TIE'S ON FIRE!! - Would you like another drink, my dear? No, Jon, if I'm in the mood for another Shirley Temple, I'll suck it out of your tie.
17 October 1991
I don't believe I just flushed one of my contact lenses down the toilet! Somehow I do. - And th eonly glasses I brought are my sunglasses. That's okay, Jon. They'll make you look continental. - Kinda like a french dweeb.
18 October 1991
I am afraid I must ask you to leave, sir. What?! Did I offend someone or something? - No, sir. Then what did I do? - Sinc you've been here, you've slipped beneath the dress code. May I stay?
19 October 1991
- Z rake rake - rake rake rake rake rake - WHEW! - T - O-DIE! ! - SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE -
20 October 1991
Z - -
21 October 1991
Odie, I think I saw something move in your dish! - - YES! YES! LOOK AT IT MOVE!
22 October 1991
FFFT GRRR - Now, now! You boys be nice! - FFFT - GRRR
23 October 1991
Odie, do you have any idea how annoying your cheerfulness is? - - I was afraid of that.
24 October 1991
SLURP! - SLUUURRP! -
25 October 1991
KICK! - - Can you believe it? I was playing nicely, and Odie just got up and left!
26 October 1991
GARFIELD The Cat Drapes Shredded Ferns Eaten Naps Taken No Appointment Necessary!!! - - munch munch - ZOOM! - - ZOOM! - You can't stop what you don't see. -
27 October 1991
A cup of coffee and a beautiful sunrise! What more could you possibly need? - WHOP - Oh, yeah.
28 October 1991
Sigh - Life has passed ma by. - Of course, I had to hide a few times.
29 October 1991
I won't be home for lunch. - I'll be working as a towel boy at the birdbath. - It's times like this I'm glad he can't talk.
30 October 1991
I think all the creatures of the earth should try to get along, don't you, Garfield? Absolutely. - - COUGH
31 October 1991