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Garfield

I wish I had a little piece of land... Abot a mile long, and an inch wide. Yessir, my very own spaghetti farm.

1 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Thought I heard a doughnut.

2 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

RING*** * RRING! * Meow? Meow meow meow Here, it's for you. Meow?

3 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Which way did the mouse go? He went that way! Just curious.

4 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Guests are a pain. First they defile my water dish... Then they want a tow.

5 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Never fear, Jon, no mouse will ever get your cheese while I'm around! No siree. Sigh

6 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

You would be more convincing if you were moving. He's onto us.

7 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Watch out for the mouse. Riiiight. You know, Jon, Brazil must be lovely this time of year.

8 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

I see the "strange mice" are back.

9 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

You lunch looks better than mine. I want to sit there! Your end of the couch looks more comfortable than mine. Oh, sure, hog the floor!

10 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Boy, do I need a shave. BZZZZZZZ Wait a minute! Whaaa?I forgot I was a cat, okay?

11 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Enjoying the fire, Garfield? Yup. Kind of makes me wish we had a fireplace there.

12 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

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13 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Z I thought you were cutting down on your naps! I am! I'm taking two four-hour naps instead of four two-hour naps.

14 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Ah, the industrious ant...always working. SPLAT! Take a break.

15 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Today on "Animal Kingdom," we go in search of... The house cat. Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty... There's nothing worse than a low-budget animal show.

16 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Ahem... Z This is a dog. Z And this is a dog whistle. Z Observe. Z fffff It emits a sound discernible only to lower life forms. Now this...is a dog trumpet. poing!

17 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, why aren't women attracted to me? HEY! THAT'S MY BINKY THE CLOWN CUP! SNATCH! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! I think I've isolated your problem.

18 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

I remember my first kiss. Edna Radsnick...we were on her front porch. The moon was full...the moment had arrived...we embraced... Our braced locked...she screamed... That's more like it.

19 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Cindy, this is Jon, your blind date for tonight. Anything special you'd like to know about me? Uh, six feet, brown...one hundred seventy.five pounds. Red...decaffeinated...chocolate chip...unleaded... My dental records? Whatever happenedto "What's yo

20 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

* I have a date. With the bearded lady, or the alligator girl?

21 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

I read the most fascinating article the other day... Good, Jon! Appeal to her intellect! Did you know there are microscopic crawly things living in your eyebrows? I have to go home now. Take me with you.

22 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Your hair is like a field of golden wheat in the sun...your eyes are like limpid pools of blue... Your nose is like an ice pick stuck in a barn door. Rats. Should've skipped the nose and moved right to the lips.

23 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

tap tap tap Overture whirrrrr First movement scoop scoop Second movement SPLOT And now, the grand finale! GULP! ENCORE! ENCORE!

24 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

You've heard of the "Fountain of Youth"? SIP Meet the next best thing!

25 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

And now the continuing saga of Jon's diary. Monday: "Dear Diary, The dawn of a new week. The possibilities are limitless." Tuesday: "Dear Diary, Today I got my lips stuck in the blender."

26 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Why was I created, Garfield? What is my purpose in life? SPLOT! To give other shope?

27 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to "Lying around with Garfield". Today's topic, the joy of ceiling watching. You are worthless. Now, let's stare at a light fixture.

28 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, we're going to the park. Whoopee You know the rules. No flower stomping... And... Yeah, yeah, no swan maiming.

29 November 1991
 


 
Garfield

I'm depressed, Garfield. I need something to lift my spirits. BOOT! GARFIELD! HEY! IT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME!!

30 November 1991
 




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