Ahem. - I am honored to address this assembly of the United Nations. - And the millions watching by television. - I am Jon arbuckle, and I can't get a date to save my life.1 December 1991 |
 - You're a wild man, Garfield! - New blanket.2 December 1991 |
 Everybody has a hobby. - Some race cars, some collect art... - And others, make toast. BWONNG! YEE-HA!3 December 1991 |
 You know, Garfield, the brain is a muscle. Give me a break. - Know how I keep my mind sharp? A wood rasp? - Connect the dots! You're a real intellectual.4 December 1991 |
 Sometimes I feel like a laughingstock, Garfield. - Look! There he is! HAW! HAW! HAW! - I'll be in my room. Big crowd today.5 December 1991 |
 Notice anything new, Garfield? Give me a hint. - Don't you think this pipe makes me look more sophisticated? - Sadly enough, I have to agree.6 December 1991 |
 Jon is deep in thought. - I wonder how they get those peanuts inside the shells? - Relatively speaking.7 December 1991 |
 YAWN - - - ZOOM! - YANK! THUD!!! CRAAAAASSH! tinklw tinkle tinkle WHUMP! WHUMP! - drag drag drag drag drag - Look! A snowflake! Christmas is coming!! I see it, I see it.8 December 1991 |
 NYAAH! - NYAAH! - AH HA! YOU *DID* EAT MY CANDY CANE!! Rats.9 December 1991 |
 - - These are not your presents. What makes you think I care?10 December 1991 |
 * KISS - Garfield, Santa brings toys to the little boys and girls who've been good all YEAR, not just the last two weeks. - THAT'S EXTORTION! I tell it like it is, baby cakes.11 December 1991 |
 Hey, Garfield! Now THERE'S a Christmas tree! - Just look at the trunk of this baby! - That's a telephone pole. Tis the season to be dippy.12 December 1991 |
 I did it! I fainally got a great looking tree! - And I got it half off! - What do you think? I think it's priced right.13 December 1991 |
 Okay, let's decorate the tree, Garfiedl. - THEY'RE ALIVE! THE DECORATIONS ARE ALIVE! - SLURO! Ha ha, Odie.14 December 1991 |
 - Okay, boys! Let's corate the treeeee! I'm hungry. Let's eeeeat. - Each icicle must be carefully placed. I subscribe to the school of "throw and go". - Odie, don't chew on that cord! Yeah, Odie, save room for the bubble lights. - We can't15 December 1991 |
 This is a mistletoe, Garfield. Watch, and I'll show you how it works. * DING DONG - SMOOCH - You make a lovely couple.16 December 1991 |
 Garfield will never find his present in this closet. - Thank you. - Waaaait a minute... CLICK!17 December 1991 |
 There's a present under the tree. I wonder who it's for? - Garfield - OHHHHH YEEEESSS!18 December 1991 |
 Could my present be a pony? Or, could it be my own TV? Or a new bed? Or a blanket? - - Or a cheese grater? Or silk pajamas?...19 December 1991 |
 thump thump thump thump thump thump - thump thump thump thump thump - Garfield! What are you doing to your gift? Just seeing if it's ripe.20 December 1991 |
 I wonder what my present is? I'll bet it's wonderful! - rattle rattle rattle - YES! THA tIS DEFINITELY A WONDERFUL SOUND!!21 December 1991 |
 - Time to decorate the house, Garfield! - Put the ladder there, pal. - Yessiree, we'll just get the old lights out, and... - - -22 December 1991 |
 How cute. Garfield fell asleep hugging his present. I'll put him to bed. Z - Z - Z23 December 1991 |
 Are you boys going to bed, oar are you going to wait up half the night on Santa? - -24 December 1991 |
 Could it be that I've built my expectations too high for what's actually in my gift? - Should I never open it in order to preserve the hope and magic that is the true gift of the Christmas season? - NAAAAH!25 December 1991 |
 How do you like your Christmas gift, Garfield? It's perfect! - It's beautiful! - It's me!26 December 1991 |
 I called to thank you for the Christmas gift, mom. - You really outdid yourself this time. - I didn't know you could crochet a suit. Someone should stop her.27 December 1991 |
 Guess what, mom... - I think Garfield actually likes the sweater you made him. - The shoulder pads won me over.28 December 1991 |
 - Sigh - Christmas is over, and new year's is almost here. - Sigh. - So it seems appropriate at this time to stop and reflect... - To reflect on those three words which represent the true meaning and spirit of the holiday season... - BOOGIE!29 December 1991 |
 My foot's asleep. - - And I'm jealous!30 December 1991 |
 - ABANDON SHIP!!! - THUD! Oops. Tide's out.31 December 1991 |
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