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Garfield

That looks like Jon! Our show's subject today: Cat owners whose lives are in constant torment. All right! It IS Jon!

1 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Pudding! I made some for you, Garfield! There was no need to steal mine! Of course there was, you idiot! Now I have min AND yours! Sometimes I wander about you.

2 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

SLURK! 10-9-8-7-6-5... 4-3-2-1-... POING! Ignition... GOOD MORNING, JON! Lift-off..we have lift-off.

3 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Time to face another monday. Thank goodness that is over with!

4 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

From now on, I expect to get a little respect around here! Can you remember that?! Of course I can. You can count on me, Phil.

5 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Here, Jon. FOOF What's this? It's what's left of the mail. Now, what should I do with what's left of the mailman?

6 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Let me have a dab of mustard. SPLOIT! Just out of curiosity, exactly what IS a "dab"?

7 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

BONNNNG! I suppose YOU can fix better pancakes!

8 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm, I wonder... Yup.

9 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

roll roll * DING DONG Wha? SPLOT YES! YES!

10 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Z Time to get up, Garfield! Z Z

11 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

DON'T DELAY!... ACT NOW!! click Fast enough for you?

12 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Life with Jon is not normal. Garfield, I am going to tap dance on the front lawn in my underwear with a balloon animal tied to my head and a pieapple in each hand! Again!

13 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Why so grumpy, Garfield? It's something I happen to be good at. Garfield, why did you destroy the sofa?! See previous answer.

14 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Popcorn-eating contest! You're on! ONE! ONE! Uh, two... TWO!

15 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Jon's about to go grocery shopping. I had a few suggestions.

16 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Let's go for a walk in the park, Garfield. So, tell me, Garfield, why are there all these women in the world, and I sit at home saturday nights? I'm pretty young...I'm attractive...kind of. I have a good physique. I'll bet I could whipmy weight in wimps!

17 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

There are cat people, there are dog people. And then there are people like me. You're crowding us. Stupid people.

18 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog's Lawyer The times they are a-changin'

19 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Being lazy has it's advantages. One of which is not having to tell you what they are.

20 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

What do I do when I need some attention? YOU SHAVED MY BUNNY SLIPPERS! I earn it.

21 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Reading the newspaper again? Why? There's nothing in there about me. Except for that article about the candy store riot.

22 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Yes, thank you, I will have a french fry. Let's see. Too small...shaped fuuny...too brown...too pale...ah-ha! Perfect! Rather rude of you not to offer me something to drink, isn't it?

23 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Sigh hammer hammer pound pound pound hammer hammer HEEEY KIDS! Have you ever seen anyone work so hard at being so lazy? And you say I never do anything around here.

24 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Sigh I have to do something to add a little excitement to my life. Sitting upright today, Garfield? Call me wacky.

25 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

OH NO! LOOK OUT! I'M LATE! Nap time.

26 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

Where's the filling to my sandwich? It's gone to food heaven.

27 February 1991
 


 
Garfield

LOOK OUT, WORLD! HERE I COME! I'm betting on the world.

28 February 1991
 




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