That looks like Jon! - Our show's subject today: Cat owners whose lives are in constant torment. - All right! It IS Jon!
1 February 1991
Pudding! - I made some for you, Garfield! There was no need to steal mine! Of course there was, you idiot! - Now I have min AND yours! Sometimes I wander about you.
2 February 1991
- - SLURK! - 10-9-8-7-6-5... - 4-3-2-1-... - POING! Ignition... - GOOD MORNING, JON! Lift-off..we have lift-off.
3 February 1991
Time to face another monday. - - Thank goodness that is over with!
4 February 1991
From now on, I expect to get a little respect around here! Can you remember that?! - Of course I can. - You can count on me, Phil.
5 February 1991
Here, Jon. FOOF What's this? - It's what's left of the mail. - Now, what should I do with what's left of the mailman?
6 February 1991
Let me have a dab of mustard. - SPLOIT! - Just out of curiosity, exactly what IS a "dab"?
7 February 1991
- BONNNNG! - I suppose YOU can fix better pancakes!
8 February 1991
Hmmm, I wonder... - - Yup.
9 February 1991
- roll roll - - - * DING DONG - Wha? - SPLOT - YES! YES!
10 February 1991
Z - Time to get up, Garfield! Z - Z
11 February 1991
DON'T DELAY!... - ACT NOW!! - click Fast enough for you?
12 February 1991
Life with Jon is not normal. - Garfield, I am going to tap dance on the front lawn in my underwear with a balloon animal tied to my head and a pieapple in each hand! - Again!
13 February 1991
Why so grumpy, Garfield? - It's something I happen to be good at. - Garfield, why did you destroy the sofa?! See previous answer.
14 February 1991
Popcorn-eating contest! You're on! - ONE! ONE! - Uh, two... TWO!
15 February 1991
Jon's about to go grocery shopping. - - I had a few suggestions.
16 February 1991
my weight in wimps! - But, do they stop me inthe supermarket to ask me to dinner? - NOOO! - WHAT AM I? CHOPPED LIVER? Jon takes his geekiness rather personally.
17 February 1991
There are cat people, there are dog people. - And then there are people like me. You're crowding us. - Stupid people.
18 February 1991
- Beware Of The Dog's Lawyer - The times they are a-changin'
19 February 1991
Being lazy has it's advantages. - - One of which is not having to tell you what they are.
20 February 1991
What do I do when I need some attention? - YOU SHAVED MY BUNNY SLIPPERS! - I earn it.
21 February 1991
Reading the newspaper again? - Why? There's nothing in there about me. - Except for that article about the candy store riot.
22 February 1991
Yes, thank you, I will have a french fry. - Let's see. Too small...shaped fuuny...too brown...too pale...ah-ha! Perfect! - Rather rude of you not to offer me something to drink, isn't it?
23 February 1991
Sigh - - hammer hammer pound pound pound hammer hammer - - HEEEY KIDS! - Have you ever seen anyone work so hard at being so lazy? And you say I never do anything around here.
24 February 1991
Sigh - I have to do something to add a little excitement to my life. - Sitting upright today, Garfield? Call me wacky.
25 February 1991
OH NO! - LOOK OUT! I'M LATE! - Nap time.
26 February 1991
- - Where's the filling to my sandwich? It's gone to food heaven.
27 February 1991
- LOOK OUT, WORLD! HERE I COME! - I'm betting on the world.
28 February 1991