You sure hear some strange noises at night. The wind, the house settling... - Wha?!... HOOP! YAAAAH!! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! WOOOAAAHHH! CRASH! - Jon getting up and stepping on Odie.
1 March 1991
Uh, Garfield, I have some bad news for you. Go on... - We're out of cat food. Oh, that's all right. - My, you're taking it well. I ate your dinner.
2 March 1991
This is getting out of hands. - Gentlemen, start your engines! - The crowd is tense as the race cars inch to the starting line... - scoot scoot scoot - - And as the starting light flashes green, our hero punches the gas! - SHOOM! - grrrrrr
3 March 1991
It must be monday. - It's cold...it's dreary...it's raining... - Even INSIDE the house.
4 March 1991
Sigh - Maybe tying Jon's lips into a knot would relieve my boredom. - Nope.
5 March 1991
Look, Odie, a dog with its nose smashed between the pages of a book! - SMACK! - That wa ssimply too easy.
6 March 1991
I can't eat another bite. - Garfield! Ther eisn't a speck of food left in the house! - That's what I just said.
7 March 1991
Yessireebob - What an exciting friday night... SNAP! - Fun with tape.
8 March 1991
Brrr...it's cold this morning. - - KONK! Turn up the heat!
9 March 1991
accused of selling ugly bacon. I ignore him, but he never goes away.
10 March 1991
Starting today, I no longer recognize mondays! - ZWOOP SPLAT! - Unfortunately, they still recognize ME.
11 March 1991
Z - Z Dinnertime. -
12 March 1991
- The mailman already came today, Garfield. - He did?
13 March 1991
You know, Garfield... - Sometimes I get the feeling you don't respect me. Really? - What brought this on?
14 March 1991
Darn! T stubbed my toe. - Hey, it's no big deal. - Thanks for caring, Garfield. It's not like it happened to me.
15 March 1991
- trop SPLAT! - Dogs are nature's way of telling us we could be worse off.
16 March 1991
- - - - - - ALL RIGHT!!! ALL RIGHT!!! I'LL FIX BREAKFAST!!!!
17 March 1991
Do you think I'm boring, Garfield? - Z - Oh, great. Now I'll never know.
18 March 1991
ROWWWRF! GROWFF! SNARL SNARL WOOF! - BARK! BARK! ROWRFF! SNORT SNORT WOOF! - ROOF! ROOF! ROWF! Have you had your blood pressure checked lately?
19 March 1991
There's nothing to do. - BOOT! - Okay, NOW there's nothing to do.
20 March 1991
That mouse has stolen a cookie! - Go get it, Garfield! - Got it!
21 March 1991
Garfield, do you think this needs salt? - GULP! Just a little.
22 March 1991
Catsup on your eggs, sir? - YEEUK! GARFIELD! - Gee, I must be the only one who likes them this way.
23 March 1991
they don't. - C'MON! C'MON AND PLAY WITH THE YARN! If you insist shake shake shake - He's right. That was fun.
24 March 1991
Garfield, what are you doing? Pretending I'm on the "Animal Kingdom" show. - You just lie araound! I've been hit with a tranquilizer dart. - You're lazy! Soon I'll be tagged, so they can study my migration patterns.
25 March 1991
My pet spider, Renaldo here, can do a trick! - WHAP! - Of course, he can only do it once!
26 March 1991
Garfield, come here! He think I'll come running whenever he calls. - Garfield! What am I, a dog? - I have donuts! Arf, I say.
27 March 1991
- TOUCH MY FOOD AND DIE!! - Oh, come on, Jon. You're not THAT bad of a cook.
28 March 1991
What is life all about? Eating and sleeping. - - I'm hungry. Z
29 March 1991
Garfield! I'm home from the store! - Cany search! - It's in the sack! Who turned the lights out?
30 March 1991
Oops!! Sorry, wrong strip! - - That's driving me crazy! - ODIE, STOPPIT!!! grab - - - AAARRRGGGGHHHH! whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I think I came in late again.
31 March 1991