You sure hear some strange noises at night. The wind, the house settling... Wha?!... HOOP! YAAAAH!! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! WOOOAAAHHH! CRASH! Jon getting up and stepping on Odie.
1 March 1991
Uh, Garfield, I have some bad news for you. Go on... We're out of cat food. Oh, that's all right. My, you're taking it well. I ate your dinner.
2 March 1991
This is getting out of hands. Gentlemen, start your engines! The crowd is tense as the race cars inch to the starting line... scoot scoot scoot And as the starting light flashes green, our hero punches the gas! SHOOM! grrrrrr
3 March 1991
It must be monday. It's cold...it's dreary...it's raining... Even INSIDE the house.
4 March 1991
Sigh Maybe tying Jon's lips into a knot would relieve my boredom. Nope.
5 March 1991
Look, Odie, a dog with its nose smashed between the pages of a book! SMACK! That wa ssimply too easy.
6 March 1991
I can't eat another bite. Garfield! Ther eisn't a speck of food left in the house! That's what I just said.
7 March 1991
Yessireebob What an exciting friday night... SNAP! Fun with tape.
8 March 1991
Brrr...it's cold this morning. KONK! Turn up the heat!
9 March 1991
Ohhhh, Garfield. Sigh Let's look at the old family album, Garfield. Here's a picture of my uncle Waldo. He lived on a ranch. Had one of the latest warthog herds in the country. Of course, that was before he was arrested. He wasaccused of selling ugly baco
10 March 1991
Starting today, I no longer recognize mondays! ZWOOP SPLAT! Unfortunately, they still recognize ME.
11 March 1991
Z Z Dinnertime. -
12 March 1991
The mailman already came today, Garfield. He did?
13 March 1991
You know, Garfield... Sometimes I get the feeling you don't respect me. Really? What brought this on?
14 March 1991
Darn! T stubbed my toe. Hey, it's no big deal. Thanks for caring, Garfield. It's not like it happened to me.
15 March 1991
trop SPLAT! Dogs are nature's way of telling us we could be worse off.
16 March 1991
ALL RIGHT!!! ALL RIGHT!!! I'LL FIX BREAKFAST!!!!
17 March 1991
Do you think I'm boring, Garfield? Z Oh, great. Now I'll never know.
18 March 1991
ROWWWRF! GROWFF! SNARL SNARL WOOF! BARK! BARK! ROWRFF! SNORT SNORT WOOF! ROOF! ROOF! ROWF! Have you had your blood pressure checked lately?
19 March 1991
There's nothing to do. BOOT! Okay, NOW there's nothing to do.
20 March 1991
That mouse has stolen a cookie! Go get it, Garfield! Got it!
21 March 1991
Garfield, do you think this needs salt? GULP! Just a little.
22 March 1991
Catsup on your eggs, sir? YEEUK! GARFIELD! Gee, I must be the only one who likes them this way.
23 March 1991
Z GNAR-FIELD!!! Z Oh, Gaaarrrfield... Oh, nooooo... Guess what Iiiii've got?... An annoying personality? TAH-DAH! A BALL OF YARN!! Good for you. Aw, c'mon, Garfield! All cats like to play with yarn! poke poke Not when they're sleepythey don't. C'MON! C'MO
24 March 1991
Garfield, what are you doing? Pretending I'm on the "Animal Kingdom" show. You just lie araound! I've been hit with a tranquilizer dart. You're lazy! Soon I'll be tagged, so they can study my migration patterns.
25 March 1991
My pet spider, Renaldo here, can do a trick! WHAP! Of course, he can only do it once!
26 March 1991
Garfield, come here! He think I'll come running whenever he calls. Garfield! What am I, a dog? I have donuts! Arf, I say.
27 March 1991
TOUCH MY FOOD AND DIE!! Oh, come on, Jon. You're not THAT bad of a cook.
28 March 1991
What is life all about? Eating and sleeping. I'm hungry. Z
29 March 1991
Garfield! I'm home from the store! Cany search! It's in the sack! Who turned the lights out?
30 March 1991
Oops!! Sorry, wrong strip! That's driving me crazy! ODIE, STOPPIT!!! grab AAARRRGGGGHHHH! whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I think I came in late again.
31 March 1991