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Garfield

Jon, if you can guess how many cookies are in this jar, you get the entire contents! You ate them all, did you? WE HAVE A WINNER!

1 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

WAH-HA! HA! HA! Boy, haircuts are deceiving.

2 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Ball of yarn. Here, Jon. You know, I have a sweater this exact same color. Not anymore.

3 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Perhaps I shouldn't steal Jon's food. Then again, he doesn't seem interested in getting it back...

4 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

If I want something exciting to happen, I can't just sit here. I have to MAKE it happen! I'm wearing knee pads on my elbows! You're a wild man, Jon Arbuckle!

5 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield. How's the weather down there? HA! HA! HA! HA! Drafty.

6 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

I'll fix this. Shnall I call a TV repairman? Thank you.

7 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

click This looks like an intelligent and informative program. CLICK Fortunately, there are other things on.

8 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Quick! Turn to channel five! It's tie for "Gone Fishin' with Billy Bob Beauchamp"! What's the deal, Garfield? Here, read this! "This week Billy Bob removes a hook from his neck". They've been hyping it for weeks!

9 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

...and so we end another programming day. Until tomorrow, good night. Z TURN THE SET OFF!!!

10 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Arf! What is it, boy? Arf! Arf! He says he's hungry. You say Timmy fell down the old mine shaft? Arf! He wants pizza.

11 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Let's see...nine o'clock, channel six... Movie: "The Mummy's Curse". "Mummy rises only to be hit with five thousand years of back taxes".

12 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

This show is really dull. I don't know why you like it. Oh. Z

13 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Bird Calls *TWEET* *TWEET* *TWEET* *TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* * TWEET TWEET -

14 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Z Z Z

15 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Uh...Garfield... Because nap attacks can strike anytime, anywhere, without warning, that's why.

16 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Believe you me. There's nothing like a warm teddy bear on a stormy night. Just ask anyone.

17 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Sigh. Teddy bears aren't very good huggers... But they're sure great HUGGEES!

18 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

What mice?

19 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, has it ever occured to you that I may have better things to do than scratch you? YOU? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Just thought I'd ask. More to the left, please.

20 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! Hark! The Caped Avenger's super hearing detects a voice in distress! BARK! SPLOT! chuckle chuckle BARK! SPLOT! Stop that, both of you! BARK! SPLOT!

21 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Sniff-what's that smell? AH! FRESH AIR! It'll never catch on.

22 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

A few sit-ups a day, and I'll have a flat stomach. You should be doing the same, Garfield. I'm satisfied with a flat back.

23 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Jon has taken up weight-lifting. He's been at it quite while now. I didn't know you could lift weights with your throat.

24 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

What is this, a laziness contest? I win. SLAP!

25 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Z Z Z Z Z The world is my bed.

26 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Boy...what a day. PLOP! I'm tired from all that staying awake.

27 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Good heavens! PICK I think it's time you mowed tha lawn.

28 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Z GO AHEAD! SLEEP YOUR LIFE AWAY! Alriiiiight.

29 April 1991
 


 
Garfield

Iiiiiiit's show time! tappity tappity tappity TRIP CRASH! Iiiiiiit's intermission! stumble stumble

30 April 1991
 




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