Jon, if you can guess how many cookies are in this jar, you get the entire contents! You ate them all, did you? WE HAVE A WINNER!
1 April 1991
WAH-HA! HA! HA! Boy, haircuts are deceiving.
2 April 1991
Ball of yarn. Here, Jon. You know, I have a sweater this exact same color. Not anymore.
3 April 1991
Perhaps I shouldn't steal Jon's food. Then again, he doesn't seem interested in getting it back...
4 April 1991
If I want something exciting to happen, I can't just sit here. I have to MAKE it happen! I'm wearing knee pads on my elbows! You're a wild man, Jon Arbuckle!
5 April 1991
Hey, Garfield. How's the weather down there? HA! HA! HA! HA! Drafty.
6 April 1991
I'll fix this. Shnall I call a TV repairman? Thank you.
7 April 1991
click This looks like an intelligent and informative program. CLICK Fortunately, there are other things on.
8 April 1991
Quick! Turn to channel five! It's tie for "Gone Fishin' with Billy Bob Beauchamp"! What's the deal, Garfield? Here, read this! "This week Billy Bob removes a hook from his neck". They've been hyping it for weeks!
9 April 1991
...and so we end another programming day. Until tomorrow, good night. Z TURN THE SET OFF!!!
10 April 1991
Arf! What is it, boy? Arf! Arf! He says he's hungry. You say Timmy fell down the old mine shaft? Arf! He wants pizza.
11 April 1991
Let's see...nine o'clock, channel six... Movie: "The Mummy's Curse". "Mummy rises only to be hit with five thousand years of back taxes".
12 April 1991
This show is really dull. I don't know why you like it. Oh. Z
13 April 1991
Bird Calls *TWEET* *TWEET* *TWEET* *TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* * TWEET TWEET -
14 April 1991
Z Z Z
15 April 1991
Uh...Garfield... Because nap attacks can strike anytime, anywhere, without warning, that's why.
16 April 1991
Believe you me. There's nothing like a warm teddy bear on a stormy night. Just ask anyone.
17 April 1991
Sigh. Teddy bears aren't very good huggers... But they're sure great HUGGEES!
18 April 1991
19 April 1991
Garfield, has it ever occured to you that I may have better things to do than scratch you? YOU? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Just thought I'd ask. More to the left, please.
20 April 1991
GARFIELD! Hark! The Caped Avenger's super hearing detects a voice in distress! BARK! SPLOT! chuckle chuckle BARK! SPLOT! Stop that, both of you! BARK! SPLOT!
21 April 1991
Sniff-what's that smell? AH! FRESH AIR! It'll never catch on.
22 April 1991
A few sit-ups a day, and I'll have a flat stomach. You should be doing the same, Garfield. I'm satisfied with a flat back.
23 April 1991
Jon has taken up weight-lifting. He's been at it quite while now. I didn't know you could lift weights with your throat.
24 April 1991
What is this, a laziness contest? I win. SLAP!
25 April 1991
Z Z Z Z Z The world is my bed.
26 April 1991
Boy...what a day. PLOP! I'm tired from all that staying awake.
27 April 1991
Good heavens! PICK I think it's time you mowed tha lawn.
28 April 1991
Z GO AHEAD! SLEEP YOUR LIFE AWAY! Alriiiiight.
29 April 1991
Iiiiiiit's show time! tappity tappity tappity TRIP CRASH! Iiiiiiit's intermission! stumble stumble
30 April 1991