Jon, if you can guess how many cookies are in this jar, you get the entire contents! - You ate them all, did you? - WE HAVE A WINNER!
1 April 1991
- WAH-HA! HA! HA! - Boy, haircuts are deceiving.
2 April 1991
Ball of yarn. - Here, Jon. - You know, I have a sweater this exact same color. Not anymore.
3 April 1991
Perhaps I shouldn't steal Jon's food. - - Then again, he doesn't seem interested in getting it back...
4 April 1991
If I want something exciting to happen, I can't just sit here. - I have to MAKE it happen! - I'm wearing knee pads on my elbows! You're a wild man, Jon Arbuckle!
5 April 1991
Hey, Garfield. How's the weather down there? - HA! HA! HA! HA! - Drafty.
6 April 1991
- - I'll fix this. - - - - Shnall I call a TV repairman? Thank you.
7 April 1991
click - This looks like an intelligent and informative program. - CLICK Fortunately, there are other things on.
8 April 1991
Quick! Turn to channel five! It's tie for "Gone Fishin' with Billy Bob Beauchamp"! - What's the deal, Garfield? Here, read this! - "This week Billy Bob removes a hook from his neck". They've been hyping it for weeks!
9 April 1991
...and so we end another programming day. Until tomorrow, good night. - Z - TURN THE SET OFF!!!
10 April 1991
Arf! What is it, boy? - Arf! Arf! He says he's hungry. - You say Timmy fell down the old mine shaft? Arf! He wants pizza.
11 April 1991
Let's see...nine o'clock, channel six... - Movie: "The Mummy's Curse". - "Mummy rises only to be hit with five thousand years of back taxes".
12 April 1991
This show is really dull. - I don't know why you like it. - Oh. Z
13 April 1991
Bird Calls - *TWEET* - *TWEET* - *TWEET* *TWEET* - *TWEET TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* - *TWEET TWEET* * TWEET TWEET -
14 April 1991
Z - Z - Z
15 April 1991
- - Uh...Garfield... Because nap attacks can strike anytime, anywhere, without warning, that's why.
16 April 1991
Believe you me. - There's nothing like a warm teddy bear on a stormy night. - Just ask anyone.
17 April 1991
Sigh. - Teddy bears aren't very good huggers... - But they're sure great HUGGEES!
18 April 1991
- - What mice?
19 April 1991
Garfield, has it ever occured to you that I may have better things to do than scratch you? - YOU? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! - Just thought I'd ask. More to the left, please.
20 April 1991
GARFIELD! Hark! The Caped Avenger's super hearing detects a voice in distress! - - BARK! SPLOT! - chuckle chuckle - BARK! SPLOT! - Stop that, both of you! - - BARK! SPLOT!
21 April 1991
Sniff-what's that smell? - AH! FRESH AIR! - It'll never catch on.
22 April 1991
A few sit-ups a day, and I'll have a flat stomach. - You should be doing the same, Garfield. - I'm satisfied with a flat back.
23 April 1991
Jon has taken up weight-lifting. - He's been at it quite while now. - I didn't know you could lift weights with your throat.
24 April 1991
- What is this, a laziness contest? - I win. SLAP!
25 April 1991
Z - Z - Z - Z - Z - The world is my bed.
26 April 1991
Boy...what a day. - PLOP! - I'm tired from all that staying awake.
27 April 1991
- Good heavens! - PICK - - - - - I think it's time you mowed tha lawn.
28 April 1991
Z - GO AHEAD! SLEEP YOUR LIFE AWAY! - Alriiiiight.
29 April 1991
Iiiiiiit's show time! tappity tappity tappity - TRIP CRASH! - Iiiiiiit's intermission! stumble stumble
30 April 1991