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Garfield

* MEEOWRR, MEOW...MEOW... ** MEEE-YOWRR!!! And now, once again, for thos eof you in the cheap seats...

1 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Hey, you've been a beautiful audience! Thank you and good night! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP ? CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP APPLAUSE

2 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Ow, ow, ow, ow. What happened to you? Ow ow ow. That's the last time I let my agent book me onto a chain link fence.

3 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity BOING Ha! Fooled -

4 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Z Dinnertime, Garfield. DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL Incredible.

5 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Well? Don't rush me.

6 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Jon's love life is certainly improving. I'm dancing with a broom! You gonna date for a while, or marry and start a family right away?

7 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

"Time flies when you'r ehaving fun". Are you saying this day will never end? Here's another one...

8 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP Now that we're done reading our newspaper, maybe we can scratch our tummy.

9 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield... What broken lamp?

10 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Thie wimpy little dog could use a twangling. Z TWAANNNNG! Talk about your unpleasant surprises.

11 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

* * Birds in the mouse hole? ** Something weird is going on here. This time-share thing is really getting out of hand.

12 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Cats are the world's greatest tree climbers. Altough I personally never work without a net.

13 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Z Z Only Grafield. Z

14 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Ethel, look at that. Wow! That's gotta be the fattest orange I ever saw!

15 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Arbuckle, your cat's in the tree... And you'd better pick him? He looks a little to ripe! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! Step under me and say that, fella!

16 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Odie! You got a ladder! You finally did something right! Now get it up here! -

17 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

I suppose I should just let go and drop to the yard below. YEEOWCH! What a STUPID place to put a statue of liberty lawn ornament.

18 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... There's "Dry-Skin-Itchy"... There's "Wake-Up-First-Thing-In-The-Morning-Itchy"... And there's "Fleas-Itchy". But for my money, there's no itch more worth the trouble than... The"Lying-On-Your-Back-In-The-Grass-O

19 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

From this vantage point, I can survey all that I rule! Sigh...I abdicate.

20 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Tell me, Jon. How's life treating you?

21 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield... What sparrow?

22 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

GOOSH! From now on, let's be putting water in the water dish, and food in the food dish, okay?

23 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

This bulletin has just been handed to me! Police report that someone is going around handing bulletins to newscasters! ...and here's another bulletin!

24 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

I like to check on Garfield and Odie to make sure they're playing nicely. I'm measuring Odie to make sure I use just the right amount of concrete. How nice.

25 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

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26 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Some people have exciting lives. Some seek adventure and romance. And some stay home and tease their eyebrows. Garfield, I need a hobby.

27 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

They should give out awards for dull days. Hey, Garfield, I'll bet if I connect all the splattered bugs on my car windshield I can make a picture! We'd have a trophy case the size of Canada.

28 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Sigh. I found a snake in the backyard. I'm bored. Every day, the same old stuff. I put it in your underwear drawer.

29 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

Our lives are dull with one exception. Pass the coconut monkey head, please. Our snack life is pretty exhilarating.

30 May 1991
 


 
Garfield

I feel like I could conquer the world today! I couldn't get the front door open. My hero.

31 May 1991
 




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