* MEEOWRR, MEOW...MEOW... - ** MEEE-YOWRR!!! - And now, once again, for thos eof you in the cheap seats...
1 May 1991
Hey, you've been a beautiful audience! Thank you and good night! - CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP ? - CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP APPLAUSE
2 May 1991
Ow, ow, ow, ow. - What happened to you? Ow ow ow. - That's the last time I let my agent book me onto a chain link fence.
3 May 1991
tappity tappity tappity - BOING Ha! Fooled- -
4 May 1991
Z - - Dinnertime, Garfield. - - DRILL DRILL DRILL - DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL - Incredible.
5 May 1991
- - Well? Don't rush me.
6 May 1991
Jon's love life is certainly improving. - I'm dancing with a broom! - You gonna date for a while, or marry and start a family right away?
7 May 1991
"Time flies when you'r ehaving fun". - - Are you saying this day will never end? Here's another one...
8 May 1991
- RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP - Now that we're done reading our newspaper, maybe we can scratch our tummy.
9 May 1991
- - Garfield... What broken lamp?
10 May 1991
Thie wimpy little dog could use a twangling. Z - TWAANNNNG! - Talk about your unpleasant surprises.
11 May 1991
- - * * - Birds in the mouse hole? ** - Something weird is going on here. - - This time-share thing is really getting out of hand.
12 May 1991
Cats are the world's greatest tree climbers. - - Altough I personally never work without a net.
13 May 1991
Z - Z Only Grafield. Z
14 May 1991
Ethel, look at that. - Wow! - That's gotta be the fattest orange I ever saw!
15 May 1991
Hey, Arbuckle, your cat's in the tree... - And you'd better pick him? He looks a little to ripe! - HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! Step under me and say that, fella!
16 May 1991
Odie! You got a ladder! You finally did something right! - Now get it up here! -
17 May 1991
I suppose I should just let go and drop to the yard below. - YEEOWCH! - What a STUPID place to put a statue of liberty lawn ornament.
18 May 1991
- Sigh... - There's "Dry-Skin-Itchy"... - There's "Wake-Up-First-Thing-In-The-Morning-Itchy"... - And there's "Fleas-Itchy". - But for my money, there's no itch more worth the trouble than... - The
19 May 1991
From this vantage point, I can survey all that I rule! - - Sigh...I abdicate.
20 May 1991
Tell me, Jon. - How's life treating you?
21 May 1991
- - Garfield... What sparrow?
22 May 1991
- GOOSH! - From now on, let's be putting water in the water dish, and food in the food dish, okay?
23 May 1991
This bulletin has just been handed to me! - Police report that someone is going around handing bulletins to newscasters! - ...and here's another bulletin!
24 May 1991
I like to check on Garfield and Odie to make sure they're playing nicely. - I'm measuring Odie to make sure I use just the right amount of concrete. - How nice.
25 May 1991
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26 May 1991
Some people have exciting lives. - Some seek adventure and romance. - And some stay home and tease their eyebrows. - Garfield, I need a hobby.
27 May 1991
They should give out awards for dull days. - Hey, Garfield, I'll bet if I connect all the splattered bugs on my car windshield I can make a picture! - We'd have a trophy case the size of Canada.
28 May 1991
Sigh. - I found a snake in the backyard. I'm bored. - Every day, the same old stuff. I put it in your underwear drawer.
29 May 1991
Our lives are dull with one exception. - Pass the coconut monkey head, please. - Our snack life is pretty exhilarating.
30 May 1991
I feel like I could conquer the world today! - - I couldn't get the front door open. My hero.
31 May 1991