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Garfield

Say! Aren't you... I'm a bird. Right! I'm a big fan of yours! I'm flattered. How about autographing my tongue? I'm suspicious.

1 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

**DING-DONG * That must be the mailman. I'll get it. Jon's sure been gone a long time. WAIT A MINUE! THIS IS SUNDAY! THE MAIL ISN'T DELIVERED ON SUNDAY! You two-timer! That was the pizza boy! I was saving half of it for you, honest,Garfield! STOMP STOMP

2 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

No fair! You got a head start on the goofing off!

3 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

SMACK! Fill it up. Having a bad day, Jon?

4 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Meow* *Cats of the world unite! Meow meow* *Scratch the furniture! What are you watching, Garfield? CLICK! Nothing!

5 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

See that, Garfield? Do something about it! Hey, I'm a CAT, not a carpenter!

6 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Blindfolded taste test! GULP! I hate you. Thank you for your opinion, sir!

7 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Let me hold the door for you, Jon! Farewell, and return safely, dear friend! Grocery shopping.

8 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

YAAAHHH!! GARFIELD!!! Stop scaring the goldfish!

9 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

RATS! A WRINKLE! And that's not easy when you have fur all over the body.

10 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Oh, no! A wrinkle! OH, NO! A GRAY HAIR! OH, NO! A WRINKLED GRAY HAIR!!

11 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

AAAAAHHHHHH!! YAAAHHHHHHH! AARRRRRGGGHH! Found his fiorst gray hair.

12 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Rats! Another grey hair! Maybe hair dye will help. aaah.

13 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Wow! What happened to you?! I found a ghray hair and used hair dye, okay? That looks weird. I know. You look like Mickey Mouse! I KNOW!

14 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

They say rubbing lemons on you is good for your skin. rub rub rub rub I fail to see the improvement.

15 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

pat pat pat Now for a nice nap in the sun. Age must be catching up with me. Where has all my vitality gone? Wait a minute! I'm not getting old. I never WAS vital.

16 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

You get slower as you get older, Garfield. That's your opinion.

17 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Make my birthday cake this big.

18 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Hapy birthday, Garfield! What would you like to do today? Oh, considering my age, not much. GULP! Perhaps a nibble and a nap. click clickety clickety click

19 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Why is that you always have to be the center of attention, Garfield? What? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.

20 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

All I want is to be treated fairly! Is that too much to ask?! So now, how come you have two cookies and I have only one?!

21 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Dinner, Garfield! ZOOM! GULP! Ha! You missed your dish! Then why am I full?

22 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Z BRRIIINNGGGG SMASH! RING-A-LING A-LING!! CRUCH ! DINGLE-DINGLE BRRRIIINNG! DING-A-LINGA DING DING DING-A-LING-A-LING-A BRRRRIIING DINGLE DINGLE DING-A SMASH! Ice Cream

23 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Presenting the Amazing Lardo! Now the Amazing Lardo will make this bowl of food disappear! DRumroll, please! Are you picking on me?

24 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you must weigh as much as Australia! One of the smaller continents.

25 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Look at that stomach! You must take your health more seriously. It's hard to be serious while staring up your nose.

26 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

From now on, I'm keeping track of the calories you take in! POW! My calculator blew up.

27 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

I hate it when I can't see my feet. I could be wearing weird shoes and not know it.

28 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Blindfolded, I shall now identify things I cannot see. FOOD! I hate you. Who's that?!

29 June 1991
 


 
Garfield

Okay, I'll take your order now. Oh, and here's your balloon. My balloon? We're trying to create more of a happy family atmosphere. We even have pony rides out back. That sounds like fun! Now, what'll you have? I'll have a hamburger. Well, there goes the

30 June 1991
 




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