Say! Aren't you... I'm a bird. - Right! I'm a big fan of yours! I'm flattered. - How about autographing my tongue? I'm suspicious.
1 June 1991
- **DING-DONG * That must be the mailman. I'll get it. - - Jon's sure been gone a long time. - WAIT A MINUE! THIS IS SUNDAY! THE MAIL ISN'T DELIVERED ON SUNDAY! - You two-timer! That was the pizza boy! I was saving half of it for you, honest,
2 June 1991
- No fair! - You got a head start on the goofing off!
3 June 1991
SMACK! - Fill it up. - Having a bad day, Jon?
4 June 1991
Meow* *Cats of the world unite! - Meow meow* *Scratch the furniture! - What are you watching, Garfield? CLICK! Nothing!
5 June 1991
See that, Garfield? - Do something about it! - Hey, I'm a CAT, not a carpenter!
6 June 1991
Blindfolded taste test! - GULP! - I hate you. Thank you for your opinion, sir!
7 June 1991
Let me hold the door for you, Jon! - Farewell, and return safely, dear friend! - Grocery shopping.
8 June 1991
YAAAHHH!! - - - - - - GARFIELD!!! - Stop scaring the goldfish!
9 June 1991
RATS! - A WRINKLE! - And that's not easy when you have fur all over the body.
10 June 1991
Oh, no! A wrinkle! - OH, NO! A GRAY HAIR! - OH, NO! A WRINKLED GRAY HAIR!!
11 June 1991
AAAAAHHHHHH!! - YAAAHHHHHHH! - AARRRRRGGGHH! Found his fiorst gray hair.
12 June 1991
Rats! Another grey hair! - Maybe hair dye will help. - aaah.
13 June 1991
Wow! What happened to you?! I found a ghray hair and used hair dye, okay? - That looks weird. I know. - You look like Mickey Mouse! I KNOW!
14 June 1991
They say rubbing lemons on you is good for your skin. - rub rub rub rub - I fail to see the improvement.
15 June 1991
pat pat pat - - Now for a nice nap in the sun. - - Age must be catching up with me. - Where has all my vitality gone? - Wait a minute! I'm not getting old. - I never WAS vital.
16 June 1991
You get slower as you get older, Garfield. - - That's your opinion.
17 June 1991
- - Make my birthday cake this big.
18 June 1991
Hapy birthday, Garfield! What would you like to do today? Oh, considering my age, not much. - GULP! - Perhaps a nibble and a nap. click clickety clickety click
19 June 1991
Why is that you always have to be the center of attention, Garfield? - What? - That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.
20 June 1991
All I want is to be treated fairly! - Is that too much to ask?! - So now, how come you have two cookies and I have only one?!
21 June 1991
Dinner, Garfield! - ZOOM! GULP! - Ha! You missed your dish! Then why am I full?
22 June 1991
Z - BRRIIINNGGGG - SMASH! - RING-A-LING A-LING!! - CRUCH ! - DINGLE-DINGLE BRRRIIINNG! DING-A-LINGA DING DING - DING-A-LING-A-LING-A BRRRRIIING DINGLE DINGLE - DING-A SMASH! - - Ice Cream
23 June 1991
Presenting the Amazing Lardo! - Now the Amazing Lardo will make this bowl of food disappear! - DRumroll, please! Are you picking on me?
24 June 1991
Garfield, you must weigh as much as Australia! - - One of the smaller continents.
25 June 1991
Garfield! Look at that stomach! - You must take your health more seriously. - It's hard to be serious while staring up your nose.
26 June 1991
From now on, I'm keeping track of the calories you take in! - POW! - My calculator blew up.
27 June 1991
- I hate it when I can't see my feet. - I could be wearing weird shoes and not know it.
28 June 1991
Blindfolded, I shall now identify things I cannot see. - - FOOD! - I hate you. Who's that?!
29 June 1991
- Okay, I'll take your order now. - Oh, and here's your balloon. My balloon? - We're trying to create more of a happy family atmosphere. - We even have pony rides out back. That sounds like fun! - Now, what'll you have? I'll have a hamburger.
30 June 1991