Say! Aren't you... I'm a bird. Right! I'm a big fan of yours! I'm flattered. How about autographing my tongue? I'm suspicious.
1 June 1991
2 June 1991
No fair! You got a head start on the goofing off!
3 June 1991
SMACK! Fill it up. Having a bad day, Jon?
4 June 1991
Meow* *Cats of the world unite! Meow meow* *Scratch the furniture! What are you watching, Garfield? CLICK! Nothing!
5 June 1991
See that, Garfield? Do something about it! Hey, I'm a CAT, not a carpenter!
6 June 1991
Blindfolded taste test! GULP! I hate you. Thank you for your opinion, sir!
7 June 1991
Let me hold the door for you, Jon! Farewell, and return safely, dear friend! Grocery shopping.
8 June 1991
YAAAHHH!! GARFIELD!!! Stop scaring the goldfish!
9 June 1991
RATS! A WRINKLE! And that's not easy when you have fur all over the body.
10 June 1991
Oh, no! A wrinkle! OH, NO! A GRAY HAIR! OH, NO! A WRINKLED GRAY HAIR!!
11 June 1991
AAAAAHHHHHH!! YAAAHHHHHHH! AARRRRRGGGHH! Found his fiorst gray hair.
12 June 1991
Rats! Another grey hair! Maybe hair dye will help. aaah.
13 June 1991
Wow! What happened to you?! I found a ghray hair and used hair dye, okay? That looks weird. I know. You look like Mickey Mouse! I KNOW!
14 June 1991
They say rubbing lemons on you is good for your skin. rub rub rub rub I fail to see the improvement.
15 June 1991
pat pat pat Now for a nice nap in the sun. Age must be catching up with me. Where has all my vitality gone? Wait a minute! I'm not getting old. I never WAS vital.
16 June 1991
You get slower as you get older, Garfield. That's your opinion.
17 June 1991
Make my birthday cake this big.
18 June 1991
Hapy birthday, Garfield! What would you like to do today? Oh, considering my age, not much. GULP! Perhaps a nibble and a nap. click clickety clickety click
19 June 1991
Why is that you always have to be the center of attention, Garfield? What? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.
20 June 1991
All I want is to be treated fairly! Is that too much to ask?! So now, how come you have two cookies and I have only one?!
21 June 1991
Dinner, Garfield! ZOOM! GULP! Ha! You missed your dish! Then why am I full?
22 June 1991
Z BRRIIINNGGGG SMASH! RING-A-LING A-LING!! CRUCH ! DINGLE-DINGLE BRRRIIINNG! DING-A-LINGA DING DING DING-A-LING-A-LING-A BRRRRIIING DINGLE DINGLE DING-A SMASH! Ice Cream
23 June 1991
Presenting the Amazing Lardo! Now the Amazing Lardo will make this bowl of food disappear! DRumroll, please! Are you picking on me?
24 June 1991
Garfield, you must weigh as much as Australia! One of the smaller continents.
25 June 1991
Garfield! Look at that stomach! You must take your health more seriously. It's hard to be serious while staring up your nose.
26 June 1991
From now on, I'm keeping track of the calories you take in! POW! My calculator blew up.
27 June 1991
I hate it when I can't see my feet. I could be wearing weird shoes and not know it.
28 June 1991
Blindfolded, I shall now identify things I cannot see. FOOD! I hate you. Who's that?!
29 June 1991
30 June 1991