Ready or not, here I caome! I see you, Garfield! I gotta go on diet.
1 July 1991
Garfield, I bought you a diet book. I know. I've already lost two pounds! To be more specific, I lost the book.
2 July 1991
Today is the first day of your diet, Garfield. Promise me you won't cheat. C'mon, promise me! Oh, very well. I promise.
3 July 1991
Job's got me on a grapefruit diet. How silly... KAWHANG! ...yet effective.
4 July 1991
Here you are, Garfield. As per your diet, a small salad. Hey! Where's the French bread?! Needed a crouton.
5 July 1991
Gee, Garfield. I feel terrible eating in front of you, what with you on your diet. Here you go, Felly. -
6 July 1991
Sigh Jon's had me on this diet, like, forever. Hey! What the...?! YAAAAHHHH!!! YAAAH!!! YAAAHH!! What is it, Garfield? Something wrong with your feet? Feet?...Feet?...Those are feet?! Hey, and I bet those wiggly things on the endare toes, right?
7 July 1991
YEEEK!!! I HATE cold feet!
8 July 1991
I'm depressed, Garfield. Just look at this gut. Thanks. Anytime, Skinny.
9 July 1991
Cats like to survey their territory. My territory has dandruff.
10 July 1991
Sleeping makes me hungry. And eating makes me sleepy. Life is good.
11 July 1991
Coming up next, "The Cat Nature's Smart Aleck". What's on? Nothing that would interest you, bean brain.
12 July 1991
I should stop picking on Jon. I sure do enjoy breathing! How nice. He has a hobby.
13 July 1991
RRRIIIINNNNGGGGG Sigh Do you know why I love you, Garfield? You're so unpredictable. RIP! SPLAT! ZIP BOOT! WHAM! Me and my biig mouth.
14 July 1991
Garfield, I really don't enjoy looking at your grumpy face every morning. You should start each day with a smile. That's a pretty tall order. Couldn't I start with a smirk, and work my way up?
15 July 1991
FISSSS zit zit zit zit FISSSS zit zit zit zit Stupid automatic sprinklers.
16 July 1991
It's noon, Garfield. You've got that big hand, little hand stuff down cold, don't you? Do you realize you slept the entire morning? I did? Thank goodness it wasn't wasted.
17 July 1991
? What are you doing? Waiting for the pancake to come off the ceiling.
18 July 1991
Should I kick Odie off the table, or shouldn't I? What do you think, foot? BOOT! I'll take that as a "yes".
19 July 1991
20 July 1991
tooey Z Uh-oh...here it comes! scoot scoot scoot scoot BUMP! Oh, no! I'm trapped! There's no escape! AAARRRGGHHH! Garfield, what happened?! Morning found me again.
21 July 1991
Get off my lap, Garfield. I never get to drive.
22 July 1991
Garfield! See that seat belt? We're not going anywhere until you use it! Yessir. Let's hit the road.
23 July 1991
There, Garfield, Don't you feel safer now? I guess the seat belt is okay. But this shoulder harness...
24 July 1991
Hey, kids, don't forget to buckle your seat belt when you get into a car. And once you've mastered that... Don't forget to unbuckle it.
25 July 1991
I need more legroom. CLICK-CHUNK Put the seat back up, Garfield.
26 July 1991
Hmmmm... My seat belts need tightening. Oops. This is yours.
27 July 1991
HICCUP! DINNER! bonk! bonk! bonk! toink! toink! DONK! wooga wooga wooga wooga wooga Some assembly required.
28 July 1991
A letter from mom, Garfield! Nothing like news from home to lift our spirits! Dear Jon, the chicken died. Probably from boredom.
29 July 1991
Boy, am I bored. Hey, Garfield, let's go the the store and try on socks! Every time I think I've hit bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.
30 July 1991
Odie is a mixed breed. His mother was a beagle. And his father was a brick.
31 July 1991