Ready or not, here I caome! - I see you, Garfield! - I gotta go on diet.
1 July 1991
Garfield, I bought you a diet book. I know. - I've already lost two pounds! - To be more specific, I lost the book.
2 July 1991
Today is the first day of your diet, Garfield. Promise me you won't cheat. - C'mon, promise me! Oh, very well. - I promise.
3 July 1991
Job's got me on a grapefruit diet. How silly... - KAWHANG! - ...yet effective.
4 July 1991
Here you are, Garfield. As per your diet, a small salad. - Hey! Where's the French bread?! - Needed a crouton.
5 July 1991
Gee, Garfield. I feel terrible eating in front of you, what with you on your diet. - Here you go, Felly. -
6 July 1991
Sigh - Jon's had me on this diet, like, forever. - Hey! What the...?! - YAAAAHHHH!!! - YAAAH!!! YAAAHH!! What is it, Garfield? Something wrong with your feet? - Feet?...Feet?...Those are feet?! - Hey, and I bet those wiggly things on the end
7 July 1991
- YEEEK!!! - I HATE cold feet!
8 July 1991
I'm depressed, Garfield. Just look at this gut. - - Thanks. Anytime, Skinny.
9 July 1991
Cats like to survey their territory. - - My territory has dandruff.
10 July 1991
Sleeping makes me hungry. - And eating makes me sleepy. - Life is good.
11 July 1991
Coming up next, "The Cat Nature's Smart Aleck". - What's on? - Nothing that would interest you, bean brain.
12 July 1991
I should stop picking on Jon. - I sure do enjoy breathing! - How nice. He has a hobby.
13 July 1991
RRRIIIINNNNGGGGG - Sigh - Do you know why I love you, Garfield? You're so unpredictable. - RIP! - SPLAT! - ZIP - BOOT! WHAM! - Me and my biig mouth.
14 July 1991
Garfield, I really don't enjoy looking at your grumpy face every morning. - You should start each day with a smile. That's a pretty tall order. - Couldn't I start with a smirk, and work my way up?
15 July 1991
- FISSSS zit zit zit zit FISSSS zit zit zit zit - Stupid automatic sprinklers.
16 July 1991
It's noon, Garfield. You've got that big hand, little hand stuff down cold, don't you? - Do you realize you slept the entire morning? I did? - Thank goodness it wasn't wasted.
17 July 1991
? - What are you doing? - Waiting for the pancake to come off the ceiling.
18 July 1991
Should I kick Odie off the table, or shouldn't I? What do you think, foot? - BOOT! - I'll take that as a "yes".
19 July 1991
20 July 1991
tooey - Z - Uh-oh...here it comes! - scoot scoot - scoot scoot BUMP! - Oh, no! I'm trapped! There's no escape! - AAARRRGGHHH! - Garfield, what happened?! Morning found me again.
21 July 1991
- - Get off my lap, Garfield. I never get to drive.
22 July 1991
Garfield! See that seat belt? - We're not going anywhere until you use it! Yessir. - Let's hit the road.
23 July 1991
There, Garfield, Don't you feel safer now? - I guess the seat belt is okay. - But this shoulder harness...
24 July 1991
Hey, kids, don't forget to buckle your seat belt when you get into a car. - And once you've mastered that... - Don't forget to unbuckle it.
25 July 1991
I need more legroom. - CLICK-CHUNK - Put the seat back up, Garfield.
26 July 1991
Hmmmm... - My seat belts need tightening. - Oops. This is yours.
27 July 1991
HICCUP! - - DINNER! - bonk! bonk! bonk! - toink! toink! - DONK! - wooga wooga wooga wooga wooga - Some assembly required.
28 July 1991
A letter from mom, Garfield! - Nothing like news from home to lift our spirits! - Dear Jon, the chicken died. Probably from boredom.
29 July 1991
Boy, am I bored. - Hey, Garfield, let's go the the store and try on socks! - Every time I think I've hit bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.
30 July 1991
Odie is a mixed breed. - His mother was a beagle. - And his father was a brick.
31 July 1991