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Garfield

Want to hear about my nap? Z Z It may be boring, but it's all the world to him.

1 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

What would you say is my best character trait, Garfield? Your ability to order pizza. And I'm not just saying that. pat pat

2 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

We're out of cat food. You'll have to eat dog food, okay? I suppose you know I'm outraged. Poor little fella.

3 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Are you boys quite done?

4 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

In the interest of national security, I'm afraid I'm going to have to confiscate that hamburger. Yes, there is a top secret formulain here which I am going to have to memorize and eat. You live in your own little world, don't you,Garfield? There's nothing

5 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Here we are overlooking the Grand Canyon. nudge We lose more tourists that way.

6 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm home! SLAM! Was that the refrigerator door? Sure, greet me with accusations.

7 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, how do you explain this? When I was young I swallowed a basketball. You're a pig! It's been digesting for years.

8 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Jon bought me a new diet food. Looks like serious stuff. It's called "Hey, Fatso. Eat this!"

9 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

While people sleep, cats are busy. Prowling, singing, hunting... ARRRRGH! ...painting the kitchen.

10 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

SIGH It's no use. I can't sleep. Z Z Z

11 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

I spent our vacation money, Garfield. It had better been on something edible. SOOOOooooooo LET'S POLKA!! Now I know what "justifiable homicide" means.

12 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

And now, a traditional folk song. * Oh when I'm gone...bury me deep... ** ** 'cause there's wolverines reported in the area... * The accordeon dies tonight.

13 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

See, Garfield, I roll all my socks into little balls! Now they can be filed according to the color, length, material and pattern. You just don't care, do you?

14 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of Fence -

15 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

You're one of a kind, Garfield. Why, thank you. At least that's what the entire human race is hoping. I hate you.

16 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Hmmmmm...I wonder what's in this bowl? BOO! YAAHHH! The tuna surprise.

17 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Okay, what would you turkeys like tonight? Shall I sing? SPLUT! Tall jokes? BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! Dance? tappity tappity tappity tappity

18 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

MEYOOO-WRR-MEEE-*YOUWRRR!! MEEE SPLUT! KONG! BLAT! IS IT MY FAULT THIS FENCE HAS LOUSY ACOUSTICS?!!

19 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity It's much safer down here in the orchestra pit.

20 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

**MEY-OOORRR-MEEE-YOWWWW MEE-YOWRR!! Stand-in! KONK!

21 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Here's a note only a cat can hear. * It's so high it can shatter paper.

22 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Hey, what an audience! You've been good listeners, good sports... SPLUT! And good aims...

23 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

What a night! Was I ever on a roll! I must have had seventeen curtain calls! According to the shoe count.

24 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Si-gh. We had a cat back on the farm. Here we go. He was a good old cat. And a great hunter. Whenever he caught a mouse, he'd bring it to the house. Sort of an offering from pet to master. I miss those days.

25 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield. GARFIELD! I'm not in right now. If you'd care to leave a message, wait for the beep...

26 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to "Cats Watching Television". HI, MOM!

27 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

* TWEEET CHIRP-CHIRP CHEEEP ** BABY, BABY! * Evrybody wants to be in the show business.

28 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

If I do this regularly, I'll live longer! WHAM! But don't you think running into the door every day will offset the benefits of the exercise?

29 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! I'm back from the snatch GULP! Hardware store. Poo! CHONG!

30 August 1991
 


 
Garfield

Z Z His ballerina dream. Z

31 August 1991
 




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