Want to hear about my nap? - Z - Z It may be boring, but it's all the world to him.
1 August 1991
What would you say is my best character trait, Garfield? - Your ability to order pizza. - And I'm not just saying that. pat pat
2 August 1991
We're out of cat food. You'll have to eat dog food, okay? - - I suppose you know I'm outraged. Poor little fella.
3 August 1991
- - - - - - Are you boys quite done?
4 August 1991
In the interest of national security, I'm afraid I'm going to have to confiscate that hamburger. - Yes, there is a top secret formulain here which I am going to have to memorize and eat. - You live in your own little world, don't you,
5 August 1991
Here we are overlooking the Grand Canyon. - nudge - We lose more tourists that way.
6 August 1991
Garfield, I'm home! - SLAM! - Was that the refrigerator door? Sure, greet me with accusations.
7 August 1991
Garfield, how do you explain this? - When I was young I swallowed a basketball. - You're a pig! It's been digesting for years.
8 August 1991
Jon bought me a new diet food. - Looks like serious stuff. - It's called "Hey, Fatso. Eat this!"
9 August 1991
While people sleep, cats are busy. - Prowling, singing, hunting... - ARRRRGH! ...painting the kitchen.
10 August 1991
SIGH - It's no use. - I can't sleep. - - Z - Z - Z
11 August 1991
I spent our vacation money, Garfield. It had better been on something edible. - SOOOOooooooo - LET'S POLKA!! Now I know what "justifiable homicide" means.
12 August 1991
And now, a traditional folk song. - * Oh when I'm gone...bury me deep... ** - ** 'cause there's wolverines reported in the area... * The accordeon dies tonight.
13 August 1991
See, Garfield, I roll all my socks into little balls! - Now they can be filed according to the color, length, material and pattern. - You just don't care, do you?
14 August 1991
Beware Of Fence - -
15 August 1991
You're one of a kind, Garfield. - Why, thank you. - At least that's what the entire human race is hoping. I hate you.
16 August 1991
Hmmmmm...I wonder what's in this bowl? - BOO! YAAHHH! - The tuna surprise.
17 August 1991
- Okay, what would you turkeys like tonight? Shall I sing? - SPLUT! Tall jokes? - BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! - Dance? - tappity tappity tappity tappity
18 August 1991
MEYOOO-WRR-MEEE-*YOUWRRR!! MEEE- - SPLUT! KONG! BLAT! - IS IT MY FAULT THIS FENCE HAS LOUSY ACOUSTICS?!!
19 August 1991
tappity tappity tappity - - It's much safer down here in the orchestra pit.
20 August 1991
**MEY-OOORRR-MEEE-YOWWWW MEE-YOWRR!! - Stand-in! - KONK!
21 August 1991
Here's a note only a cat can hear. - * - It's so high it can shatter paper.
22 August 1991
Hey, what an audience! You've been good listeners, good sports... - SPLUT! - And good aims...
23 August 1991
What a night! Was I ever on a roll! - I must have had seventeen curtain calls! - According to the shoe count.
24 August 1991
Si-gh. - We had a cat back on the farm. Here we go. - He was a good old cat. - And a great hunter. - Whenever he caught a mouse, he'd bring it to the house. - Sort of an offering from pet to master. - I miss those days.
25 August 1991
Garfield. - GARFIELD! - I'm not in right now. If you'd care to leave a message, wait for the beep...
26 August 1991
Welcome to "Cats Watching Television". - - HI, MOM!
27 August 1991
* TWEEET - CHIRP-CHIRP CHEEEP ** BABY, BABY! * - Evrybody wants to be in the show business.
28 August 1991
If I do this regularly, I'll live longer! - WHAM! - But don't you think running into the door every day will offset the benefits of the exercise?
29 August 1991
Garfield! I'm back from the - snatch GULP! - Hardware store. Poo! CHONG!
30 August 1991
Z - Z - His ballerina dream. Z
31 August 1991