Want to hear about my nap? Z Z It may be boring, but it's all the world to him.
1 August 1991
What would you say is my best character trait, Garfield? Your ability to order pizza. And I'm not just saying that. pat pat
2 August 1991
We're out of cat food. You'll have to eat dog food, okay? I suppose you know I'm outraged. Poor little fella.
3 August 1991
Are you boys quite done?
4 August 1991
5 August 1991
Here we are overlooking the Grand Canyon. nudge We lose more tourists that way.
6 August 1991
Garfield, I'm home! SLAM! Was that the refrigerator door? Sure, greet me with accusations.
7 August 1991
Garfield, how do you explain this? When I was young I swallowed a basketball. You're a pig! It's been digesting for years.
8 August 1991
Jon bought me a new diet food. Looks like serious stuff. It's called "Hey, Fatso. Eat this!"
9 August 1991
While people sleep, cats are busy. Prowling, singing, hunting... ARRRRGH! ...painting the kitchen.
10 August 1991
SIGH It's no use. I can't sleep. Z Z Z
11 August 1991
I spent our vacation money, Garfield. It had better been on something edible. SOOOOooooooo LET'S POLKA!! Now I know what "justifiable homicide" means.
12 August 1991
And now, a traditional folk song. * Oh when I'm gone...bury me deep... ** ** 'cause there's wolverines reported in the area... * The accordeon dies tonight.
13 August 1991
See, Garfield, I roll all my socks into little balls! Now they can be filed according to the color, length, material and pattern. You just don't care, do you?
14 August 1991
Beware Of Fence -
15 August 1991
You're one of a kind, Garfield. Why, thank you. At least that's what the entire human race is hoping. I hate you.
16 August 1991
Hmmmmm...I wonder what's in this bowl? BOO! YAAHHH! The tuna surprise.
17 August 1991
Okay, what would you turkeys like tonight? Shall I sing? SPLUT! Tall jokes? BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! Dance? tappity tappity tappity tappity
18 August 1991
MEYOOO-WRR-MEEE-*YOUWRRR!! MEEE SPLUT! KONG! BLAT! IS IT MY FAULT THIS FENCE HAS LOUSY ACOUSTICS?!!
19 August 1991
tappity tappity tappity It's much safer down here in the orchestra pit.
20 August 1991
**MEY-OOORRR-MEEE-YOWWWW MEE-YOWRR!! Stand-in! KONK!
21 August 1991
Here's a note only a cat can hear. * It's so high it can shatter paper.
22 August 1991
Hey, what an audience! You've been good listeners, good sports... SPLUT! And good aims...
23 August 1991
What a night! Was I ever on a roll! I must have had seventeen curtain calls! According to the shoe count.
24 August 1991
Si-gh. We had a cat back on the farm. Here we go. He was a good old cat. And a great hunter. Whenever he caught a mouse, he'd bring it to the house. Sort of an offering from pet to master. I miss those days.
25 August 1991
Garfield. GARFIELD! I'm not in right now. If you'd care to leave a message, wait for the beep...
26 August 1991
Welcome to "Cats Watching Television". HI, MOM!
27 August 1991
* TWEEET CHIRP-CHIRP CHEEEP ** BABY, BABY! * Evrybody wants to be in the show business.
28 August 1991
If I do this regularly, I'll live longer! WHAM! But don't you think running into the door every day will offset the benefits of the exercise?
29 August 1991
Garfield! I'm back from the snatch GULP! Hardware store. Poo! CHONG!
30 August 1991
Z Z His ballerina dream. Z
31 August 1991