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Garfield

Hey! This is my chair! rrrrr Shoo! Shoo! Get off! Grrrr Fffft Boys! Boys! That chair is big enough for both of you! Now share! He's right, Odie. Let's stop bickering. We can each use half of the cushion, okay? I'll take the tophalf.

1 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

You never do anything, Garfield. But, I never get a day off either.

2 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Tweet? It was worth a shot.

3 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you should cut down on between-meal snacks. That won't be easy to do. Primarily because I don't know what "between meals" means.

4 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

There ought to be a prize for eating every scrap of food in the house. Oh well. I guess a job well done is its own reward.

5 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to take a little nap. No, make that a long nap. Heck with it, wake me at the turn of the century.

6 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, how could you?! My sincerest apologies. I'm very disappointed in you. I'm so ashamed. Have you no respect for decor?! You eat one doily and you're marked for life.

7 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Wait! Wait! I'm not ready yet! Z Z Z Z tie tie tap tap YAAAHH! That's what's known as "burying the needle on the wake up meter".

8 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Do you know what this house needs, Garfield? More baked goods? I'm guessing you don't think we need wallpaper. Picture it! Cupcakes as far as the eye can see!

9 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

My, my. There's something you don't see much these days... A mannerly young man and a well-behaved cat. -

10 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

I've had a bad day. Mee to. It's been one disaster after another. For mee to. Okay, okay, you win.

11 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

I think I'm having some sort of identity crisis. H ethinks HE'S having an identity crisis. Odir thinks he's a potato peeler.

12 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

KONK! Stupid sprinkler heads.

13 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

poke cut cut cut cut cut Sunroof.

14 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

BZZZZZZ! POUND POUND POUND GRINKA GRINKA WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! ? ! GARFIELD!

15 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Mornings sure are peaceful. CLANG ** SPLOT! Right up to about this time every day.

16 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

I love this show! You do? CLICK

17 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... Where are we going, Garfield? I mean, what's the purpose? What's it all mean? To the kitchen...to eat...to get full.

18 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Thy say one's dinnerware should reflect one's personality. For me, fine china. For you, a hog trough. Ever been bit by a pig?

19 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Please Do NOT Beware Of The Dog Now THAT'S scary!

20 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

BURP! Feel better? I'm ready for dessert now.

21 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

pant pant pant pant rrrr Sigh

22 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

One sugar or two? Decisions! Decisions! Decisions! Do I have to do everything around here?!

23 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I think I've lost my identity. Nonsense! I'll help you find it. Nobody listens to me. Yup, it's right here in the trash compactor. Nobody respects me. Right next to your dignity and intelligence.

24 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Jon! Jon! The TV just said that giant mutant spiders are crushing the city!! And that five thousand foot tidal wave is headed directly our way!! And...and... Are those JELLY doughnuts?

25 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

? Mustard?

26 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

BOOT! bark bark bark bark bark bark bark Right into the ceiling fan.

27 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

I suspect Jon's taking me for granted. Yup.

28 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Sniffff...ahhh! C'mon, Garfield! Let's go for a walk! Z What a great day to romp in the grass! Z And for climbing trees! * Z Race you home! How exhilarating! We should do this every day. Z It's off to the shower! I just dreamt Iwas Fay Wray!

29 September 1991
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, I know what we can do! Let's sit in this chair and vegetate! Okay, but only for a little while. I'm scheduled for a nap in the sunbeam this afternoon.

30 September 1991
 




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