1 September 1991
You never do anything, Garfield. - - But, I never get a day off either.
2 September 1991
- Tweet? - It was worth a shot.
3 September 1991
Garfield, you should cut down on between-meal snacks. - That won't be easy to do. - Primarily because I don't know what "between meals" means.
4 September 1991
There ought to be a prize for eating every scrap of food in the house. - Oh well. - I guess a job well done is its own reward.
5 September 1991
I'm going to take a little nap. - No, make that a long nap. - Heck with it, wake me at the turn of the century.
6 September 1991
Garfield, how could you?! My sincerest apologies. - I'm very disappointed in you. I'm so ashamed. - Have you no respect for decor?! You eat one doily and you're marked for life.
7 September 1991
Wait! Wait! I'm not ready yet! - Z - Z - Z - Z tie tie - tap tap - YAAAHH! - That's what's known as "burying the needle on the wake up meter".
8 September 1991
Do you know what this house needs, Garfield? - More baked goods? - I'm guessing you don't think we need wallpaper. Picture it! Cupcakes as far as the eye can see!
9 September 1991
My, my. There's something you don't see much these days... - A mannerly young man and a well-behaved cat. -
10 September 1991
I've had a bad day. Mee to. - It's been one disaster after another. For mee to. - Okay, okay, you win.
11 September 1991
I think I'm having some sort of identity crisis. - H ethinks HE'S having an identity crisis. - Odir thinks he's a potato peeler.
12 September 1991
- KONK! Stupid sprinkler heads.
13 September 1991
poke - cut cut cut cut cut - Sunroof.
14 September 1991
- - BZZZZZZ! POUND POUND POUND GRINKA GRINKA WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! - - ? - ! - GARFIELD!
15 September 1991
Mornings sure are peaceful. - CLANG ** SPLOT! - Right up to about this time every day.
16 September 1991
I love this show! - You do? - CLICK
17 September 1991
Sigh... - Where are we going, Garfield? I mean, what's the purpose? What's it all mean? - To the kitchen...to eat...to get full.
18 September 1991
Thy say one's dinnerware should reflect one's personality. - For me, fine china. - For you, a hog trough. Ever been bit by a pig?
19 September 1991
Please Do NOT Beware Of The Dog - - Now THAT'S scary!
20 September 1991
- BURP! - Feel better? I'm ready for dessert now.
21 September 1991
- - pant pant pant pant - - - rrrr - Sigh
22 September 1991
- - One sugar or two? Decisions! Decisions! Decisions! Do I have to do everything around here?!
23 September 1991
Garfield, I think I've lost my identity. Nonsense! I'll help you find it. - Nobody listens to me. Yup, it's right here in the trash compactor. - Nobody respects me. Right next to your dignity and intelligence.
24 September 1991
Jon! Jon! The TV just said that giant mutant spiders are crushing the city!! - And that five thousand foot tidal wave is headed directly our way!! And...and... - Are those JELLY doughnuts?
25 September 1991
- ? - Mustard?
26 September 1991
BOOT! - bark bark bark bark bark bark bark - Right into the ceiling fan.
27 September 1991
I suspect Jon's taking me for granted. - - Yup.
28 September 1991
was Fay Wray!
29 September 1991
Hey, Garfield, I know what we can do! - Let's sit in this chair and vegetate! Okay, but only for a little while. - I'm scheduled for a nap in the sunbeam this afternoon.
30 September 1991