The New Improved Garfield NOW WITH * Sharper Claws! * Bigger Appetite! * Larger Ego! - Lemon-Fresh Scent!! - Sigh - - - Sigh...everybody has a trophy but me. - - YAAAAAAHHH! BOOF! WHOMP! THUD! CRAAASH! - May I have a word with you, Garfield?
I'll have the spaghetti, Irma. - Do you want that on a plate? Of course I do! - WELL EXCUSE ME, MISTER PICKY! IS IT TOO MUCH TO BE ACCORDED THE SAME AMENITIES OTHERS GET?! I'M A PERSON TOO, YOU KNOW!! I'll just have a small slice of life,
tappity tappity tappity - Yah-tah-dah-tah-dah-tah-dah. - - ENCORE! ENCORE! - Gee! You lov emy act that much?! - SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! - Nah! We just hadn't used up all the fruit!
We're out of candy bars! - Contact the proper authorities! Appoint a special committee! Call a psychic! - I think maybe you should cut down on the snacks, Garfield. We're a bit overreactive, aren't we?
Yawn - You can KEEP your mondays... - Tuesdays, wednesdays, and thursdays are okay, I guess. - Fridays are even better, 'cause you know the weekend is coming. - And don't get me wrong...saturdays are great. - But as far as I'm concerned, you
OK, Odie, let's check the list to make sure we've got everything. - Turkey baster, bubble gum, feather duster. arf arf arf - ...raw liver, rubber bands, duct tape. arf...arf...arf - ...moth balls, a nine iron, and the live trout. arf arf arf
beep beep boop gurgle urgle urgle - Okay, Garfield, I figured it out, you may go off your diet. REALLY? - YAAAH-HOO... - YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! - WHOOPEE!! WHOOPEE!!! - ALL RIGHT!!! ALL RIGHT!!! - It would be a good idea to exercise though.
RAH - - Hi, Garfield. Yo. - Whew. Oh, no! - He's been waiting for this moment. - Look at him...like a snake ready to strike. - What's he waiting for? Why doesn't he just say it and get it over with?!! - Hot enough to fry a cat on a sidewalk.
I'm going to open my fortune cookie now, Garfield. Go for it, big guy. - Ah, what good news awaits? crik BURP - "A runaway hubcap from a speeding car will lodge itself up your nose". Promise you'll wake me.
Z - Z - Rats! I woke up right before my alarm was set to go off! - I hate it when that happens...I should just get up now. - But I do still have a few min...u...t...e...s ... l...e...f...t... - Z - BRIIINNG!!
Wait till you meet Drizella Skagway. She was alittle skinny but she had a crush on me in high school! - Hey, Wheezer, have you seen Drizella? Yeah. She's over there. - Where?! Right there. You hung your coat on her.
"Garfield" Mmmmh - There's only one reason I came to this high school reunion, Garfield. - ...Jennifer Hamilton! - I worshipped her she thought I was a nerd. Go figure. - Wait 'till she sees how suave I've become. - There she is! I've dreamed
Hey, Crapface, sure is a great class reunion, huh? Sure is, Wheezer. - Remember the time I threw your pants into the girl's locker room? Yeah, you were young and crazy then. - NOW YOU'RE JUST CRAZY! I love nostalgia.
click - ? click click click - Ha! The batteries in the remote control must be dead! - Is it possible you just might have to walk across the entire room to change the channel?! Heave forbid! - So what are yougoing to do now, huh?! - I had to
- BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEP! - Captain, our sensors have picked up something! Go to visual! - Woah! What is that thing?! It appears to be a hideous blob of fat, sir! - FIRE PHASERS! - Phasers have no effect, sir! - I hate you. Sir, I'm picking up
Garfield, do you know there's a mouse in the garbage? I think so... - ** Oh, there's a mouse in the garbage, and I don't caaare... * - I'm glad I couldn't hear that. Do you know "There's a yak in the pantry"?
- CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP - Bark bark arf arf arf. - Woof woof bark ark ark ark - Bark-bark BOW-WOW-WOW! - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY - SPLUT! SPLUT! SPLUT! - I gotta find a new opening act. BOO! BOOO! BOO! BOO!
- HOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo What's that sound?! - What sound? - That eerie, low lament of some lifeless demon bent on entering our house and dragging us into the dark night. - ARROOOOOOOO - Now what's THAT sound? Oh, shut up.
Sigh - Ah, night noises...crickets chirping... chirp chirp chirp chirp - The ticking of the clock... tick tick tick - The hous settling creeeeeeeeek... - The breeze through an open window... woooooooosshh - An owl hooting in the distance...
You know, Garfield, a macho man has a trophy wall of wild game. That's not an animal. - I bagged this Aussie Jackrabbit at 200 yards in the outback. That's your old bunny slipper. - At no small risk to life and limb. "In loving memory of
psssst - Let's see now...got my macho leather jacket, got my hair combed...macho style... - Got my macho shades, got my macho gold chains... - Got my macho cowboy boots, and got my macho wheels! - Okay, Garfield, let's go! You pull, and I'll
Sigh - I don't like this beach, Garfield. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I hate my swimsuit. But, the knees were worn out of your old one. - The lifeguard kicked sand in my face. I'll have a word with her. - Those people told me to put my shirt on.
Z - Z Ahem - YAHHH! Good morning, Jon! Guess what? It's the Christmas season! - And I'm gonna be nice to you... - So that Santa will bring yours truly lots of stuff! - Here's breakfast in...oops! - Uh, let's keep this our little secret, okay?
Santa shouldn't have any trouble at our house tomorrow night! - I'll turn on the Christmas lights so he can see our roof...I'll leave out milk and cookies in case he's hungry...and...oh, yeah. - I'll grease the chimney.