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Garfield

That's enough tummy scratching for one day. You mean I should turn over so you can scratch my back? GET UP! You mean I should stand, so you can scratch my tummy AND my back?

1 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

My legs! I can't feel my legs!! MEDIC!!! Very funny, Jon.

2 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

The mailman is here! The mailman and his big dog are here!

3 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of Dog

4 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, what happenend to all the snow? I used it. -

5 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! The first snowflake of the season! ...followed by the first freak blizzard of the season.

6 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, take a look outside and see what the weather is like, . Did it snow last night? Yes, it did.

7 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, winter...the snowflakes gently falling... The hills blanketed in white... The cat's face frozen in the birdbath. Just get the ice pick.

8 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

DOOF! DOOF DOOF doof doof doof DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF Might we have a word with "The Mad Doofer"?

9 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, hurry up! I'm getting tired! gripe gripe gripe And I'm freezing, too! You can't rush art, you big crybaby. The things I do for my pets. Hold still.

10 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's something for all you mischievous-yet-polite types out there. GARFIELD! I call it the "have a nice day" snowball.

11 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

But is it art? spinnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnn woog woog woog woog woog woog woog woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogittywoogitty ALL RIGHT!!! I'LL FIX Y

12 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to run five miles! Big deal. I've done that. Not all at once, but over my lifetime that sounds about right.

13 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

The fair thing would be to split this cookie in half. What do you thik, Garfield? I can't make decisions on an empty stomach. That's better. Let's seeee... You're right. We should split it.

14 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, don't you think the mice in this house are getting out of hand? Define "out of hand".

15 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Finally, a nice, peaceful meal. CRUNCH! Have you seen my lucky rock?

16 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Yes, yes, the excitement level of this room rose dramatically upon my arrival.

17 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

RIP ACK! GARFIELD! Call me "Spot"!

18 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

HELP! CHAIR! HELP! CHAIR! Never seen a chair go bad like that before. Back in '39 I had a hassock with an attitude.

19 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Know why I'm wearing a suit, Garfield? All of your other clothes are dirty? I'm going out! To buy another suit?

20 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a date with the most beautiful woman on the planet tonight! And which planet would that be? I heard that!

21 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon has a big date tonight. He's choosing his wardrobe very carefully. Garfield, should I wear the squirting of the exploding tie? We wouldn't want to make the wrong impression.

22 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Last night's date was like a fairy tale, Garfield. At midnight she ran out of the restaurant. She left one of her steel-toed work boots behind. Let's go to the foundry and find who it fits.

23 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I give up, Garfield. Depression. Women are all alike. Anger. To them I'm just another cute guy ion a great suit. Hallucinations.

24 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

25 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Z I'm hungry, make me breakfast. Z Z I'm hungry, make me breakfast. YAAHHH!!!

26 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN After a full night's sleep I'm still sleepy. That's not a complaint, mind you.

27 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

ALRIIIIGHT! MY BED! OH YES! OH YES! I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP NOW! I suggested that Garfield be more enthusiastic about life. Z

28 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Gee, that pizza delivery boy looke familiar. This box is empty! GARFIELD! You forgot to tip me.

29 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

boing boing FRIENDLY DOG!! boing SLURP boing lick SLURP! SLURK SLOORK boing boing lick Save yourself, Jon! FRIENDLY DOG!!!

30 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

As per your instructions, henceforth, I will no longer be scratching the furniture with my claws. PUT DOWN THAT POWER SANDER!

31 January 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

KILL CAT!! KILL CAT!! Do you have an appointment? Uh, no. Sorry. Darn. If I let you kill me without an appointment, I have to let everybody kill me without an appointment.

1 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie! Time for dinner! BARK! BARK! BARK! CHOMP! SLURP! GULP! SLURP! BURP! pant! pant! pant! pant! -

2 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

This is the All Pet Network. And now it's time for every cat's favorite show... "HARASS THE DOG!" Finally...quality television.

3 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Don'T change the channel. We know where you live... The rating wars escalate.

4 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Just when you think they have televised every sport... YOW! There's blindfolded darts.

5 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, Garfield, we can get a good night's sleep... Or we can stay up and watch "Revenge of the Killer Worms". "Bait store owner learns not to tease the inventory". I'll make the popcorn.

6 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmph, another movie about the heroic feats of a kind-hearted, lovable dog. Why is it you never see anything like that about kind-hearted, lovable cats? Move or die, bean brain.

7 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Only an idiot would watch a show this bad. CLICK! It was a rerun anyway.

8 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah! Dinner! FWOING Watch this move. SHOONK plop! SCHLUP! GULP! * DING I call it the "cash register".

9 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

YAAAAAAAWWN BURRRRRRRP... scratch scratch scratch HAAAACK koff koff koff Cats say the cutest things.

10 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmm...one scoop or two? SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP I'll leave ONE scoop.

11 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

This calls for a mop. SCHLOP

12 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

It says here, "People with pets live longer". Maybe it just seems longer.

13 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Dogs can do tricks. Why can't cats? Says who? Pick a card.

14 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

trip Oops. munch munch Clumsy me.

15 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

SHOONK! Garfwiel! My lips are thtuck! Do thumthing! Hmmmm * biddity biddity biddity biddity

16 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

This, students, is the domesticated house cat. Z Descendant of the mighty lion... Z Now degenerated into this. Sad. I have a sudden urge to wake up and kill something.

17 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I want you to "get" that mouse, Garfield. I think you know what I mean. Yes, I do. Hey, mouse! Your mother dresses you funny!

18 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Garfield, lure the mouse with this cheese. It doesn't seem to be working.

19 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

What's this in my water bowl? It appears to be an inner tube. Is the pool closed? I'll never drink water again.

20 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

A mouse, Garfield! Get it!! The mighty hunter. I think I strained my shoulder. Do we have any Liniment?

21 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

It's been nice chatting with you, but now it's time for my lunch. Or maybe not.

22 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Is this my good side? split! splat! splot! Gee, that was fun, boys, but I gotta get ready for my date at seven. Or was that six?

23 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon should be making my breakfast. Z But it's hard for him to wake up. Z Which is why god made the water balloons. Z

24 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

SWAT! I've invented the dogswatter! With the help of my local assistant here.

25 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder if other people's pets have wild mood swings? grrrr grrrr

26 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

People say dogs are better at tricks than are cats. AS IF THAT WERE SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF!!!

27 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Keep away from my food, Garfield! Go on! Farther! That's better.

28 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Odie! Catch the ball. Good boy! munch munch munch

29 February 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

The New Improved Garfield NOW WITH * Sharper Claws! * Bigger Appetite! * Larger Ego! Lemon-Fresh Scent!! Sigh Sigh...everybody has a trophy but me. YAAAAAAHHH! BOOF! WHOMP! THUD! CRAAASH! May I have a word with you, Garfield?

1 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a surprise for you, Garfield. Here's a hint. MOO! MOOOOO!! OINK OINK buck-buck buck-AAW! We're going to the farm! I thought you got a date.

2 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

C'mon, Garfield, we still have to load the car! Hurry up, will you?! Get real. The only thing I do fast is go to sleep.

3 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Next trip you're riding in the trunk.

4 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

It's a beautiful day in the country, Garfield. I'm dying. Sun shining, birds singing... It won't be long now. Isn't life grand? I should never have eaten that frog.

5 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Here are some sandwiches for your trip home. Thanks, mom. And a sweater. Uh, thanks. And a spare tire. MOM! She made it herself.

6 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Push-ups are good for you, Garfield! Riiiight. Who is he kidding?

7 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

tie tie tie Z twang twang Z Z BWOING kiss Z WHOOSH! ? BWOING YAAAHH! WHOOSH! GARFIELD! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?!! Why, being your bungee buddy, you silly neener head.

8 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, 'tis sleeping beauty! Z SMACK! tooey! tooey! tooey! And they lived happily ever after.

9 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Wow! That's some Sundae, Garfield! But, I thought we were out of ice cream. We are. There's a steak under there.

10 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Self-control is a noble quality. BOOT! It's also quite elusive.

11 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, don't you think you're a little too self-centered? Me? Self-centered? Get real.

12 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

CRASH! Aim a little off today, Garfield? This takes like linoleum!

13 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Eating right is easy. Each day I eat from the four basic food groups. Breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks.

14 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I am starving. I wish I had a pizza. WHUMP! My wish has been granted! Gee, what should I wish for next? Some after dinner music would be nice. -

15 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

We're a bit slow today, hon. Our cook went home sick. Flu? Anthrax. This is where I run screaming into the street.

16 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Irma, do you give free refills on coffee? Interesting question. No one's ever asked for a second cup. Antidote, please.

17 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

What's good today, Irma? What's edible today, Irma? Try the meat loaf.

18 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh, Irma, I don't mean to complain... But, there's a hoof in my meat loaf. OH, NO! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE! Uh, Irma, I don't mean to complain...

19 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'll have the spaghetti, Irma. Do you want that on a plate? Of course I do! WELL EXCUSE ME, MISTER PICKY! IS IT TOO MUCH TO BE ACCORDED THE SAME AMENITIES OTHERS GET?! I'M A PERSON TOO, YOU KNOW!! I'll just have a small slice of life,thank you.

20 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

CHOMP CHOMP GOBBLE GULP * BING! Breakfast is over. Now lunch begins.

21 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

pant pant pant pant pant pant pant pant pant Thank you, mister sauna mouth.

22 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Believe it or not, Garfield, the world does NOT revolve around you! Although you are big enough for it to! One shot at a time, please.

23 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Anything I can do, your majesty? Peel me agrape. Pluck me achicken? I was being sarcastic. Barbecue me a heifer!

24 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Burp. Garfield, where's my goldfish?! Uh, we did lunch. There's nothing in the bowl! Just like him to skip out on the check.

25 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

What happened here, Garfield?! You wouldn't understand. YOU'VE DESTROYED THE HOUSE! You figured it out!

26 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

People have different ways of handling depression. Some cry, some mope around. CRASH! Some tie shoelaces together.

27 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not tying Jon't shoelaced together anymore. It's too dull. Mister Funny MAn! I'm forginf new frontiers.

28 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

-

29 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Look at those people going to work. There's a word for such noble, hard-working folks... "Peasants".

30 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

The night stalker closes in on his prey. SNAP And spends the rest of the evening with his lips in a mousetrap.

31 March 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Darn gravity.

1 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, it took a lot of work. But it's worth it. Garfield's "Birdbath of Death".

2 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Z Oh, sure. Start without me!

3 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder if Jon will be able to fiy my alarm clock?... Once I've broken it.

4 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity Yah-tah-dah-tah-dah-tah-dah. ENCORE! ENCORE! Gee! You lov emy act that much?! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! Nah! We just hadn't used up all the fruit!

5 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

New neighbors, Garfield. Doesn't look good. If the yak gets off the leash, I'm outta there.

6 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF THE DOG Want to see the slides of my vacation? YAAAAAHHHH!!!

7 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

whine whine whine Here, Odie. I'll open the door for you. whine whine whine -

8 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

** * I doidn't know you could whistle! I ate a canary. *

9 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I really don't get going until that first cup of coffee. SLUP! Not that I DO get going, but, I could get going if I wanted.

10 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You're making me look bad. Sorry. How's this? Better.

11 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

sip POIT! SPROING! HURRRK FWEEEP TWOOOOT HARRRRF whew! sip

12 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I think Jon's mad at me. But, he should know better than to wake me so early in the morning. Mare mar my lips?! I think your lips are under the sofa.

13 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Z

14 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN YAWM Yawned too big.

15 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I love helping Jon clean the refrigerator... We make sandwiches out of everything! Now if I spread peanut butter on the pickles, the peas won't roll off...

16 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! Did you eat my licorice? Who, me?

17 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

We're having some fun now.

18 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Z Z Z Garfield Z Z Garfield Z Z *** wap wap wap wap wap Z

19 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

RUNAWAY, DOUGHNUT! CHOMP! It didn't have a chance.

20 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to feed Garfield! Time to eat! You're late again! I gotta work on my timing.

21 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

COOKIES Uh oh, my head is stuck! I hope Jon rescues me... Eventually. munch munch

22 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

We're out of candy bars! Contact the proper authorities! Appoint a special committee! Call a psychic! I think maybe you should cut down on the snacks, Garfield. We're a bit overreactive, aren't we?

23 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

SANDWICH!! -

24 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Nice outfit. I accessorized myself.

25 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

smek! phhhhht! phhhhhht! -

26 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

We've run out of shows! You'll just have to go out and live your lives instead of sitting there watching us! Just kidding! Whew!

27 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie and I are playing "Prospecting for Gold". PUSH! Now we're playing "Pack mule gets too close to the ledge".

28 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

And now, for your listening pleasure... BURP! You're disgusting! Critics!

29 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

AH-HA!! He fainted.

30 April 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, I'm here to do some of that adorable "cat stuff". Let me know when it's time for my break.

1 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

This story just in! King Kong is climbing up the outside of the Empire State Building! Apparently, he wouldn't fit into the elevator! Ha! Ha! That happened to me!

2 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Yawn You can KEEP your mondays... Tuesdays, wednesdays, and thursdays are okay, I guess. Fridays are even better, 'cause you know the weekend is coming. And don't get me wrong...saturdays are great. But as far as I'm concerned, youcan't beat sunday aftern

3 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm depressed! TOOT Really down in the dumps! But still doing my job, folks! You're beginning to annoy me.

4 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Get up, Garfield! Does this count?

5 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Eat that cookie and die! Wrong! I feel fine!

6 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

We have a very special guest today. The inventor of the rmeote control! CLICK

7 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmmm. Would it depress you to know the mice have a nicer place than we do?

8 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

He must have heard my condiments clink together.

9 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Throw the ball, Garfield.

10 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

It's remarkable how cats are able to keep themselves entertained. Tag. I', "it".

11 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what's disgusting? What? Things covered with cat hair! How true. Hey, wait a minute!

12 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, there's a cat hair in my food! I know how you feel. There's food in my cat hair.

13 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I seem to be shedding a lot. I wonder if Jon has noticed. Probably.

14 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are so vain. Garfield's been preening all day. How you doing? These curlers are killing me!

15 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Deep down inside, the domestic cat remains a primal beast. If you are wise, you will fear me. If you want me, I'll be playing with my teddy bear.

16 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

snifffffff A bee! Go away! Shoo! Shoo! SHOOM! SLAM! pant pant pant Whew! -

17 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Good mornin, Jon. Good morning, Garf-YAAAAAHHHH!!! TAKE OUT MY CONTACT LENSES!!

18 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Garfield. This is a new kind of cat food. GULP! Funny...it doesn't SOUND any different.

19 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

On long road trips some people like to read, some people like to sing... BUMP BUMP BUMP I like to loosen luk nuts.

20 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I Told you, Garfield, you can't come in with me! Now wait there! Mr, Arbuckle, is that your car alarm? HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK No. AND LAY OFF THE HORN!!! HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

21 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, I accidentally dropped you great-great-grandmother's gravy boat. I'm sorry. You never liked this gravy boat, did you? Had to accidentally drop the sucker 47 times.

22 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

23 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle bowk! SCREEE plop dingle ? Ahhhh... pat pat pat DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE

24 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Odie. I have an idea. Let's put on a disguise and sneak up on Jon's lunch. Nice try, guys. Oh, well, at least we can eat the costume.

25 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Watch this one, Odie! TOING THOCK SPLOT Let's go see what we hit. Here, Odie! Take it! Take it! Take it!

26 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Having a dog can provide a sense of security. I sleep better at night having Odie around. Yeah. He bores me too.

27 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Meow meow. Bark bark bark . HEE HEE HEE HEE SPEAK ENGLISH!

28 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

GIANT RAT! Did I mention I shaved Odie?

29 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Watch this, Garfield. Shake, Odie! Isn't that great?! Big deal. Get me a pen and I'll give you an autograph.

30 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Good morning, Jon.

31 May 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! Having a little paranoia for breakfast, Jon?

1 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Somebody ate the piece of cake I was saving. Any suspects, Sherlock?

2 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

The soup is too cold. But I wouldn't cry about it.

3 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's a story about some lost explorers. They got so hungry, they resorted to cannibalism. Stay away from me. Just keep the bowl full.

4 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

woob woob woob woob woob SCHLOPP! woob woob woob

5 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I ATE TOO MUCH! I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!! Burp. Thank goodness no one was harmed. You can all go back to your homes now. There's nothing more to see.

6 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Sniff. Gesundheit. ding dong SLAM! ding dong Yes? SLAM! -

7 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Z ONE MORE TIME!! Z

8 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello there, Mr. Lazy. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Hog dandruff! My lawyers, however, feel otherwise.

9 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

z You need to add more excitement to your life, Garfield. Z!

10 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, when it comes to doing nothing, nobody can outdo you. I hope you're not waiting for a response.

11 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

How'd you like to be a bear, Garfield? Every winter you could sleep four months straight. Don't be ridiculous. YEAH, THAT WOULD BE CUTTING BACK, WOULDN'T IT?! Z

12 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You may think of food as just something to eat. But it's more than that. It's nap fuel.

13 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a simple cat... I really don't want much for my birthday.. Just a simple cake. A two layer cake with strawberry icing... And a cherry on top. PING! That's all... Just a siomple cake.

14 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

So, Garfield, you're going to be fourteen this week, huh? Thank you for reminding me. Four-teen...wow-tee. Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fouuuuuuur-teeeeeen. A teense sensitive, are we?

15 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Mom made you a tie for your birthday, Garfield. A TIE?! Oh well, I guess it's the thought that counts. And these cuff links. I must remember to send her a thank-you bomb.

16 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Happy birthday, Garfield! By the way, may I borrow your golf clubs? Sure. RIGHT AFTER I'M FINISHED WITH THEM!

17 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

A birthday card! How nice! Happy birthday, you big nut. Open this card and get a... SPLUT!

18 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Happy birthday, Garfield! Ready for your cake? Just a minute! Okay! Bring that sucker on!

19 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

It took all week. But I finally got a birthday gift I like. Racing stripes on my bed!

20 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z YAWN Ever have a day when you're not sure which side of the looking glass you're on?

21 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Cooking pot on the head! CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!! You're not laughing.

22 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I went for a physical today, Garfield. Guess what they found? LAST NIGHT SOMEONE PAINTED MY TOENAILS! Let me see the face you made.

23 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Boredom inspector! Hmmmm. Keep up the good work. pat pat

24 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

SNIFF You're weird! Checking his breath for candy.

25 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

There. I can always sense when Jon is going away for the weekend.

26 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Watch how Jon's face lights up when I enter the room. Okay, maybe "lights up" was a poor choice of words.

27 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

CLICK! fluff fluff fluff YAWN FLOP! GOOD MORING, GARFIELD!!! TIME TO GET UP! I'd like sleep even better if I were awake to enjoy it.

28 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Have you ever noticed how quietly cats can move about? CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! I certainly never have.

29 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, fetch m yslippers. Sorry, cats don't fetch slippers. I will however, fetch the fetcher.

30 June 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah! It must be fulfilling to have a warm, loving cat on your lap. I've lost the feeling in my legs. You're welcome.

1 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Did you know cats can talk? We just don't choose to. Garfield, I'm home! Who cares?! If we did, NOBODY would like us.

2 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

It says in this cat book that cats are sleek, svelte animals. What happened to you? I can't read! Okay?!

3 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, how come you rarely meow? That's silly talk. Other cats meow. They have no dignity. C'mon, meow for me. First you goo-goo for me.

4 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

TWANG brush brush brush brush TWANG brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush TWANG

5 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I've made a list of 15 things about Jon that annoy me. I've made a list of *16* things about Jon that annoy me.

6 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Jump, Garfield, jump! C'mon, jump! I just did.

7 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Yes, I glued Jon's finger up his nose. Z Yes, it's disgusting. Yes, I'll regret it. Z YAAAH! But, for now, let's enjoy the moment.

8 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I remember the day I picked you up, Garfield. It was a tough decision. Really? It was between you and the iguana. I could have lived the res of my life without knowing that, Jon.

9 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

click How do you like this suit, Garfield? click

10 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I interrupt your meaningless life for this important announcement. My dinnertime is in 20 minutes. Don't be late. I now return you to your regularly scheduled doldrums.

11 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

OK, Odie, let's check the list to make sure we've got everything. Turkey baster, bubble gum, feather duster. arf arf arf ...raw liver, rubber bands, duct tape. arf...arf...arf ...moth balls, a nine iron, and the live trout. arf arf arf Great! That's all o

12 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Remember, you stupid talking scale, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. I can't win.

13 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder how I'd look without this stomach. -

14 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Give me some good news for a change. Congratulations! You just gave birth to another chin!

15 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, your stomach is disgusting! You can't even see your feet! Oh, yes I can. There they are!

16 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You've gained weight, but, hey, who hasn't? These new talking scales with the sympathy chips are great!

17 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

The batteries are low. Looks like we'll have to weigh you another day. Whew! A reprieve! Whew! A reprieve!

18 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

DINNER! FLOMP! Hup! EEERRRRGH It's diet time. Are you speaking to me?

19 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Z I know! I know! Diet time

20 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield, dieting is psychological. I have something to help you. Why is it I have a sudden craving for corn?

21 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You may have a salad. Pork chops aren't considered a salad! I have much to learn.

22 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

COOKIE CRUMB! BANZAI! COME TO PAPA! Diet getting to you, Garfield?

23 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm proud to report I've gained only one pound! With Garfield, the goal of a diet isn't losing weight, it's slowing down the gain.

24 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's a diet quiz, Garfield. Would you turn in your best friend for a jelly doughnut? I'd visit you on weekends. I think I know the answer to that one.

25 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

beep beep boop gurgle urgle urgle Okay, Garfield, I figured it out, you may go off your diet. REALLY? YAAAH-HOO... YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! WHOOPEE!! WHOOPEE!!! ALL RIGHT!!! ALL RIGHT!!! It would be a good idea to exercise though.What?! Are you crazy?

26 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! You have a problem, Garfield. Well, wake up, sleepyhead!

27 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, nature! Needs vacuuming.

28 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You should exercise more. More than that?

29 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

We're out of cookies! And I think that last one was a coaster.

30 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Giant scorpions! The wolfman is headed this way! King Kong has a head cold and wants to borrow your handkerchief! I'm not moving till I finish this sandwich.

31 July 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I hate birds.

1 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

RAH Hi, Garfield. Yo. Whew. Oh, no! He's been waiting for this moment. Look at him...like a snake ready to strike. What's he waiting for? Why doesn't he just say it and get it over with?!! Hot enough to fry a cat on a sidewalk.AARRRGH!

2 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

So, doctor, are dogs more intelligent than cats? Well, dogs scored very high in testing. ...and cats? Well, they wouldn't take the test. We have nothing to prove.

3 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

WHAP! Pretty good hang time on that kick.

4 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, that woman is winking at me! It's love at first sight! Dust in her contact lens. I ate your dessert.

5 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

This should keep those mice out. They'll never steal my lunch now. Unless they charter a plane.

6 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to open my fortune cookie now, Garfield. Go for it, big guy. Ah, what good news awaits? crik BURP "A runaway hubcap from a speeding car will lodge itself up your nose". Promise you'll wake me.

7 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, Garfield, for dinner you ate all the food in the house. That's poor planning! No, it's not. What are you going to do in the morning, huh? I plan to sleep through breakfast.

8 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

CRASH! click click click No matter how many times I see it, I'm still amazed.

9 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

People who have simple pleasures should be admired. ** FUZZY BUNNY SLIPPERS!...CUTE BUNNY SLIPPERS!...COMFY BUNNY SLIPPERS! ** ...and then executed.

10 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Soup? Is this a hint? You're getting dangerously close to lunch time.

11 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You are watching the National Dog Channel. And now the headlines... Cats spread disease! I hate biased reporting.

12 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Watch it, cat! I have Fido with me today! Well, bring on this Fido * Heere, Fido! Mail's here.

13 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, it's friday night. OOOH! AAHHH! WOO! WOO! OOOOHH! THERe IT IS! Time for a rousing game of "find the ice cube".

14 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Here. All I can say is, I'm sorry. What is this?

15 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! DINNER! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss HUGGG -

16 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Ladies and gentlemen...Mr. Excitement! I reckon it might rain...unless the sun comes out, of course. Go back to your homes! Mr. Excitement has spoken!

17 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Today on "Wildlife," my assistant, Bubba, will ford this river. AIEEE!! My, aren't those piranha busy little fellas! I never liked Bubba.

18 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Billy writes to ask Professor Astronomy, "how many stars are there in the universe?" Excellent question, Billy! Let's see...one...two...three...four... I hope this isn't one of those two-parters.

19 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Remember Cindy? The girl who said she couldn't go out with me tonight? I just saw her at the store. * Heey! She didn't have brain surgery after all! A dim bulb brightens.

20 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

This tastes funny. If you add water, it makes its own gravy.

21 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm so dull, I'm almost invisible. Who said that?

22 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Garfield! GARFIELD!! GARFIELD!! supper time. ZIP

23 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon! My favorite person!... In this room... ...at the moment. He's crazy about me.

24 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

There's no place like home. We can only hope.

25 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

My wallet! What would a cat want with a wallet? Genuie cowhide.

26 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, Garfield. What happened to my chair? Well, first of all, I don't think "chair" is the correct descriptive term anymore.

27 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

YOU'RE STANDING ON MY FOOT!! My, we're rather self-absorbed today, aren't we?

28 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm watching television with a cat. It's saturday night. I'm watching television with a cat! And reality rears its ugly head. I'M WATCHING TELEVISION WITH A CAT!!

29 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Rats! I woke up right before my alarm was set to go off! I hate it when that happens...I should just get up now. But I do still have a few min...u...t...e...s ... l...e...f...t... Z BRIIINNG!!

30 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, my high school is having a class reunion! Want to come along? There'll be a buffet. Oh. Okay.

31 August 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

All the guys on the team had nicknames. "Flash"..."Bruiser"..."Rock"... Here's me. "Zit"?

1 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

This is Harold Melsnick. He used to call me a loser! This is me at the prom. Lovely dress your mother is wearing.

2 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Did you bring your wife to the reunion, Arbuckle? Nope. Girlfriend? Actually, I brough my cat. HEY, ARBUCKLE BROUGHT A CAT! I sense hostility.

3 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Wait till you meet Drizella Skagway. She was alittle skinny but she had a crush on me in high school! Hey, Wheezer, have you seen Drizella? Yeah. She's over there. Where?! Right there. You hung your coat on her.

4 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Gary Barker! How about this reunion? Ha ha ha! HAW! HAW! HAW! HA! I could always crack Gary up. HAW! HAW! Gary...uh Gary? We need a net over here.

5 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

"Garfield" Mmmmh There's only one reason I came to this high school reunion, Garfield. ...Jennifer Hamilton! I worshipped her she thought I was a nerd. Go figure. Wait 'till she sees how suave I've become. There she is! I've dreamedof this momen

6 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Yes, Jennifer, since high school I've become somewhat of a sophisticate. I've matured in HEY, CRAPFACE! REMEMBER THETIME YOU BLEW YOUR NOSE IN THE SCHOOL FLAG? Later, wheezer.

7 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Crapface, sure is a great class reunion, huh? Sure is, Wheezer. Remember the time I threw your pants into the girl's locker room? Yeah, you were young and crazy then. NOW YOU'RE JUST CRAZY! I love nostalgia.

8 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

ELMO! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! GOOD TO SEE YOU! My name's not Elmo. Oh, of course...GEORGE! Nope. ED! Nope. FRANK! Nope, it's Jon. RIIGHT! JON! WHY, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT! Who the heck are you?

9 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Mrs. Fronzak, my old English teacher! What are you doing at the class reunion? Waiting for that overdue term paper, Jonny. My, uh, cat ate it! Leave me out of this!

10 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Mrs, Fronzak, I didn't know teachers were invited to the class reunion. I'm here on official business. I'm the chaperone. The what? HEY! HEY! CUT THAT OUT, YOU TWO! Mrs Fronzak, they're married.

11 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Watch this, Garfield! I'll show my old classmates I still have all the moves! BOOGIE! BOOGIE! BOOGIE! Let's boogie on home. I'll lead.

12 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

click ? click click click Ha! The batteries in the remote control must be dead! Is it possible you just might have to walk across the entire room to change the channel?! Heave forbid! So what are yougoing to do now, huh?! I had toask.

13 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Have you ever wondered why pets will suddenly run from one room to another? That ought to keep him wondering.

14 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Now all my kite needs is a tail. Is it raining? Nope. It's drooling.

15 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! My shaving cream! We're playing "Rabid Coyotes". What am I to do?! Find us some sheep!!

16 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

CRASH! I tampered with his brakes.

17 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I've been a good influence on the boys. Thy've become very cultivated. However, I'm getting sick of "Swan Lake".

18 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, Odie, let's try out this new flea spray. It says here to shake well before using. SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

19 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

munch munch munch Sit, Odie! Shake, boy! Sit up! Lie down! Roll over! Good boy!

20 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

EEEEEEEK!!! That sounded like the mailman. You're weird. That's no way to talk to a person in uniform.

21 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

From now on, call me "Mister Fun"! "Mister Fun" is sorting his socks.

22 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't feel like cooking tonight, Garfield. We'll have spaghetti and meatballs from the can. In some cultures they eat cats. Not from the can, I'll bet.

23 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I think that cloud looks just like a cloud. Which one?

24 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm leaving. But I'll be back. Rats.

25 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm sleepy. And hungry. Z

26 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEP! Captain, our sensors have picked up something! Go to visual! Woah! What is that thing?! It appears to be a hideous blob of fat, sir! FIRE PHASERS! Phasers have no effect, sir! I hate you. Sir, I'm picking up

27 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, do you know there's a mouse in the garbage? I think so... ** Oh, there's a mouse in the garbage, and I don't caaare... * I'm glad I couldn't hear that. Do you know "There's a yak in the pantry"?

28 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Where's the TV? You don't want to know.

29 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

drill drill drill drill sniffffff GOOSH!

30 September 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

What's this? BLAT!

1 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Rent

2 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I see you're ready to pounce, Garfield. You bet! They're baking a cake!

3 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Garfield... Z Dinner. POING! SHOOM! GULP! SHOOM! Z Amazing.

4 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

YAAAAAHHH!!! What a horrible nightmare! I dreamed I lived with a human who... YAAAAAAHHHH!!!

5 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Am I boring you, or are you boring me?

6 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

That's the biggest slingshot I've ever seen.

7 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Cheer up, Garfield! Let a smile be your umbrella! That's what my aunt Edna used to say. Till a bolt of lightning blew her dentures clean through the garage door.

8 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

A beautiful evening, Garfield. Full moon...warm breeze... The neighbors taking sledgehammers to the lawn ornaments. Get away from there!

9 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

playing hide-and-seek with Odie is no big challenge.

10 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Now THAT'S a recliner. shake shake poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp Of course.

11 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

MOUSE! Yes? He runs fast for a fat guy.

12 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, mouse...this is it! crash! -

13 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'll show those stupid mice. NOK NOK What's the password? Iggy sent me. Sorry, that was LAST week's password.

14 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Duplex.

15 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

-

16 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm sorry. Were you using that chair.

17 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Bark bark arf arf arf. Woof woof bark ark ark ark Bark-bark BOW-WOW-WOW! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY SPLUT! SPLUT! SPLUT! I gotta find a new opening act. BOO! BOOO! BOO! BOO!

18 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

They say happiness is contagious! Or is that the flu? The flu.

19 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Dinner! -

20 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

This looks like a good place to make camp. munch munch munch munch

21 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garbage...junk...garbage...junk...garbage...junk... click click click click click click AH! Trash!

22 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

This is my aunt Lillian. Who cares? A very unusual lady. Right. She used to braid her eyebrows. All right, I'll look.

23 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

He's so cute!

24 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

DECIDE! Some decisions should't be rushed.

25 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Watch this. tap tap snicker snicker YAAHHH!

26 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

sneak sneak sneal tap tap snicker snicker YEEEEK!!

27 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

BOO! SLUUURRRRP! SNAP!

28 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

BOO! Nice try, Garfield. But you're not getting my food. -

29 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You can't fool me, Jon! I know that's you! YAAAH! Gotcha

30 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You show me your ugly mask, and I'll show you mine. -

31 October 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

HOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo What's that sound?! What sound? That eerie, low lament of some lifeless demon bent on entering our house and dragging us into the dark night. ARROOOOOOOO Now what's THAT sound? Oh, shut up.

1 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Think about it, Garfield... Where would you be without me? More toward the middle of the chair.

2 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

He seems almost lifelike. I hate you.

3 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You're collecting dust. And does anybody say "thank you"?!

4 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Get up, Mister Lazy. Let me sleep!

5 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

BOING Z Stalking the wild nap.

6 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I've decided to become more cute and cuddly from now on. So, how am I doing?

7 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh Ah, night noises...crickets chirping... chirp chirp chirp chirp The ticking of the clock... tick tick tick The hous settling creeeeeeeeek... The breeze through an open window... woooooooosshh An owl hooting in the distance...HOOT HOOT CHIRP CHIRP HOO

8 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm bored with myself, Garfield. I need a new look. That's not what I meant.

9 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I'm changing my image! You have one? I'm going macho! Please, I just ate. Maybe I'll get a tattoo. How about "born to whine"?

10 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield, a macho man has a trophy wall of wild game. That's not an animal. I bagged this Aussie Jackrabbit at 200 yards in the outback. That's your old bunny slipper. At no small risk to life and limb. "In loving memory ofLefty".

11 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Notice anything different about me, Garfield? You put your nose drops in your eyes again? I'm squinting! All macho guys squint! THUD! Dumb place for a coatrack. My hero.

12 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Maybe if I use a blow-dryer and styling mousse, I can make my hair more mach! VOOOOO Well? It's a start.

13 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I know! I'll turnup my collar!! snap! All macho guys turn up their collars! now I can't breathe. That's a small price to pay for machohood.

14 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

psssst Let's see now...got my macho leather jacket, got my hair combed...macho style... Got my macho shades, got my macho gold chains... Got my macho cowboy boots, and got my macho wheels! Okay, Garfield, let's go! You pull, and I'llpose! Ladieeees. They

15 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Y'know, Garfield, the more zippers a man has, the more macho he is! Take a gander at this outfit. It has six gajillion zippers! pat pat pat pat Now where did I put my keys? This could take months!

16 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Nope, I still feel depressed. Can we take the hats off now?

17 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

YEEOW! Hot zipper.

18 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I look back on my life with regrets. All those wasted years. All that time spent awake.

19 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff -

20 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder if Garfield knows I have pizza in the oven. I wonder if Jon knows I ate his pizza. He doesn't suspect anything.

21 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

HONK! VROOM! ZOOM! BEEEEP! Whew! -

22 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, we're going to the beach...we're going to the beach... fuh fuh fuh Ohhhh, we're going to the. fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh bbbEEEEEEE

23 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

YEEHAAAA! I hate the beach. SPLOOSH! EEEEK! But, it does have it's moments.

24 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

On this beach you have surf nuts, beach bums... I TOUCHED SEAWEED!! And sand dweebs.

25 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

YAAAAAAHHH!!! SPLOOOOOSH! So, how was bodysurfing?

26 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you think I'm getting a sunburn, Garfield? Only one way to tell. SLAP! YEEEEOOOOW! You're getting a sunburn.

27 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Burying people in the sand is fun, huh? Yup. What shall we do next? Wait for the high tide.

28 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh I don't like this beach, Garfield. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate my swimsuit. But, the knees were worn out of your old one. The lifeguard kicked sand in my face. I'll have a word with her. Those people told me to put my shirt on.Well, they were eating. Th

29 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I TOLD you not to eat your ice cream all in one bite.

30 November 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you thin it's easy being a cat? WELL, DO YOU? Yeah, you're right.

1 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG BEWARE OF DOG -

2 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

And now for a twenty hour nap. Remember, I'm a professional. Don't try this at home.

3 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

When Garfield is awake, he's a fat disgusting pig. But when he's asleep, he looks just like an angel. A fat, disgusting angel. Z

4 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm getting organized. To Eat Eaten

5 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

GASP! HO!! NO!! ZWIP slap slap slap slap slap Z Z WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!!

6 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

C'mon Garfield, let's play! Play? Play, as in to exert energy for no apparent reason? Is that a "no"? Sweat is sweat.

7 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Poor Jon... Outside...with no umbrella... BAM! BAM! BAM! And the doors and windows all locked.

8 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie looks good in a hat. -

9 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Lookin' good there, fella. You're big, you're beautiful, and people love you. I'm a popicle with hair.

10 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

You are lazy, Garfield, and you can't deny it! I can so deny it! I just don't feel like it, that's all.

11 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a hair dryer, and I'm dangerous!

12 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Ahem YAHHH! Good morning, Jon! Guess what? It's the Christmas season! And I'm gonna be nice to you... So that Santa will bring yours truly lots of stuff! Here's breakfast in...oops! Uh, let's keep this our little secret, okay?

13 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Christmas is coming.

14 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

We're looking for a Christmas tree. How about an artificial one? What's the difference? You don't have to water an artificial tree. So? We don't water the real ones anyway.

15 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see now...where should we put the tree? How about over there, where we put last year's tree? Sounds good.

16 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

* Ah, the traditional "bringing the Christmas decorations down from the attic". * Along with the also-traditional "finding of the big, hairy spider in the box".

17 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Join us now, won't you? In our traditional holiday search... For the one bad bulb in a string of five zillion that makes the others go out.

18 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Christmas is a time of traditions. Some old, some new, some universal... And some from the lunatic fringe. C'mon, Garfield! Put yours on!

19 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

20 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield! A Christmas card from mom and dad! I could have guessed that. You don't see many cards with Santa in bib overalls.

21 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

What could be more traditional than the hanging of a Christmas wreath on the door? -

22 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Santa shouldn't have any trouble at our house tomorrow night! I'll turn on the Christmas lights so he can see our roof...I'll leave out milk and cookies in case he's hungry...and...oh, yeah. I'll grease the chimney.

23 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

No way I'm gonna miss seeing Santa this year! If I have to, I'll stay...awake...all... Z

24 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

SSSMM MAACK!! Gotcha! Merry Christmas! Jim Davis.

25 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

So, Garfield... How do you like the turtleneck sweater mom made you for Christmas? Too much neck, not enough turtle.

26 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

* * ** * *** Let it go, Garfield.

27 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

I was thinking about mortality. Oh, great. What would I ever do if Garfield passed on? Gee... Then I started thinking...lawn ornaments. I'll outlive him if it kills me.

28 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Tonight I'll be miming the news! What the?... Either aliens have landed or the aarvark's pants are too short.

29 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon got another fern. You have to admire his perserverance. And pity his stupidity.

30 December 1992
 
 
   
Garfield

What are you waiting for? Midnight.

31 December 1992
 




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