That's enough tummy scratching for one day. - You mean I should turn over so you can scratch my back? - GET UP! You mean I should stand, so you can scratch my tummy AND my back?1 January 1992 |
 My legs! - I can't feel my legs!! - MEDIC!!! Very funny, Jon.2 January 1992 |
 The mailman is here! - - The mailman and his big dog are here!3 January 1992 |
 - - Beware Of Dog4 January 1992 |
 - - - - Garfield, what happenend to all the snow? I used it. - -5 January 1992 |
 Hey! The first snowflake of the season! - - ...followed by the first freak blizzard of the season.6 January 1992 |
 Garfield, take a look outside and see what the weather is like, . Did it snow last night? - Yes, it did.7 January 1992 |
 Ah, winter...the snowflakes gently falling... - The hills blanketed in white... - The cat's face frozen in the birdbath. Just get the ice pick.8 January 1992 |
 DOOF! - DOOF DOOF doof doof doof DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF - Might we have a word with "The Mad Doofer"?9 January 1992 |
 Garfield, hurry up! I'm getting tired! gripe gripe gripe - And I'm freezing, too! You can't rush art, you big crybaby. - The things I do for my pets. Hold still.10 January 1992 |
 Here's something for all you mischievous-yet-polite types out there. - - GARFIELD! I call it the "have a nice day" snowball.11 January 1992 |
 But is it art? - - spinnnnnnnnnnn - nnnnnnnnnnnnnn woog woog woog woog - woog woog woog woogitty woogitty woogitty - woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty - woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty12 January 1992 |
 I'm going to run five miles! - Big deal. I've done that. - Not all at once, but over my lifetime that sounds about right.13 January 1992 |
 The fair thing would be to split this cookie in half. What do you thik, Garfield? - I can't make decisions on an empty stomach. - That's better. Let's seeee... You're right. We should split it.14 January 1992 |
 Garfield, don't you think the mice in this house are getting out of hand? - - Define "out of hand".15 January 1992 |
 - Finally, a nice, peaceful meal. - CRUNCH! Have you seen my lucky rock?16 January 1992 |
 - - Yes, yes, the excitement level of this room rose dramatically upon my arrival.17 January 1992 |
 - RIP ACK! - GARFIELD! Call me "Spot"!18 January 1992 |
 - - - - - - - HELP! CHAIR! HELP! CHAIR! Never seen a chair go bad like that before. Back in '39 I had a hassock with an attitude.19 January 1992 |
 Know why I'm wearing a suit, Garfield? - All of your other clothes are dirty? - I'm going out! To buy another suit?20 January 1992 |
 I have a date with the most beautiful woman on the planet tonight! - - And which planet would that be? I heard that!21 January 1992 |
 Jon has a big date tonight. - He's choosing his wardrobe very carefully. - Garfield, should I wear the squirting of the exploding tie? We wouldn't want to make the wrong impression.22 January 1992 |
 Last night's date was like a fairy tale, Garfield. - At midnight she ran out of the restaurant. - She left one of her steel-toed work boots behind. Let's go to the foundry and find who it fits.23 January 1992 |
 I give up, Garfield. Depression. - Women are all alike. Anger. - To them I'm just another cute guy ion a great suit. Hallucinations.24 January 1992 |
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 Z - I'm hungry, make me breakfast. Z - Z - - - - I'm hungry, make me breakfast. YAAHHH!!!26 January 1992 |
 YAWN - After a full night's sleep I'm still sleepy. - That's not a complaint, mind you.27 January 1992 |
 ALRIIIIGHT! MY BED! - OH YES! OH YES! I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP NOW! - I suggested that Garfield be more enthusiastic about life. Z28 January 1992 |
 Gee, that pizza delivery boy looke familiar. - This box is empty! - GARFIELD! You forgot to tip me.29 January 1992 |
 boing boing FRIENDLY DOG!! - boing SLURP boing lick SLURP! SLURK SLOORK boing boing lick - Save yourself, Jon! FRIENDLY DOG!!!30 January 1992 |
 As per your instructions, henceforth, I will no longer be scratching the furniture with my claws. - PUT DOWN THAT POWER SANDER!31 January 1992 |
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