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Garfield

That's enough tummy scratching for one day. You mean I should turn over so you can scratch my back? GET UP! You mean I should stand, so you can scratch my tummy AND my back?

1 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

My legs! I can't feel my legs!! MEDIC!!! Very funny, Jon.

2 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

The mailman is here! The mailman and his big dog are here!

3 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of Dog

4 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, what happenend to all the snow? I used it. -

5 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Hey! The first snowflake of the season! ...followed by the first freak blizzard of the season.

6 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, take a look outside and see what the weather is like, . Did it snow last night? Yes, it did.

7 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Ah, winter...the snowflakes gently falling... The hills blanketed in white... The cat's face frozen in the birdbath. Just get the ice pick.

8 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

DOOF! DOOF DOOF doof doof doof DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF Might we have a word with "The Mad Doofer"?

9 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, hurry up! I'm getting tired! gripe gripe gripe And I'm freezing, too! You can't rush art, you big crybaby. The things I do for my pets. Hold still.

10 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Here's something for all you mischievous-yet-polite types out there. GARFIELD! I call it the "have a nice day" snowball.

11 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

But is it art? spinnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnn woog woog woog woog woog woog woog woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogittywoogitty ALL RIGHT!!! I'LL FIX Y

12 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to run five miles! Big deal. I've done that. Not all at once, but over my lifetime that sounds about right.

13 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

The fair thing would be to split this cookie in half. What do you thik, Garfield? I can't make decisions on an empty stomach. That's better. Let's seeee... You're right. We should split it.

14 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, don't you think the mice in this house are getting out of hand? Define "out of hand".

15 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Finally, a nice, peaceful meal. CRUNCH! Have you seen my lucky rock?

16 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Yes, yes, the excitement level of this room rose dramatically upon my arrival.

17 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

RIP ACK! GARFIELD! Call me "Spot"!

18 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

HELP! CHAIR! HELP! CHAIR! Never seen a chair go bad like that before. Back in '39 I had a hassock with an attitude.

19 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Know why I'm wearing a suit, Garfield? All of your other clothes are dirty? I'm going out! To buy another suit?

20 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

I have a date with the most beautiful woman on the planet tonight! And which planet would that be? I heard that!

21 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Jon has a big date tonight. He's choosing his wardrobe very carefully. Garfield, should I wear the squirting of the exploding tie? We wouldn't want to make the wrong impression.

22 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Last night's date was like a fairy tale, Garfield. At midnight she ran out of the restaurant. She left one of her steel-toed work boots behind. Let's go to the foundry and find who it fits.

23 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

I give up, Garfield. Depression. Women are all alike. Anger. To them I'm just another cute guy ion a great suit. Hallucinations.

24 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

(null)

25 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Z I'm hungry, make me breakfast. Z Z I'm hungry, make me breakfast. YAAHHH!!!

26 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

YAWN After a full night's sleep I'm still sleepy. That's not a complaint, mind you.

27 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

ALRIIIIGHT! MY BED! OH YES! OH YES! I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP NOW! I suggested that Garfield be more enthusiastic about life. Z

28 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

Gee, that pizza delivery boy looke familiar. This box is empty! GARFIELD! You forgot to tip me.

29 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

boing boing FRIENDLY DOG!! boing SLURP boing lick SLURP! SLURK SLOORK boing boing lick Save yourself, Jon! FRIENDLY DOG!!!

30 January 1992
 


 
Garfield

As per your instructions, henceforth, I will no longer be scratching the furniture with my claws. PUT DOWN THAT POWER SANDER!

31 January 1992
 




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