That's enough tummy scratching for one day. You mean I should turn over so you can scratch my back? GET UP! You mean I should stand, so you can scratch my tummy AND my back?1 January 1992 |
 My legs! I can't feel my legs!! MEDIC!!! Very funny, Jon.2 January 1992 |
 The mailman is here! The mailman and his big dog are here!3 January 1992 |
 Beware Of Dog4 January 1992 |
 Garfield, what happenend to all the snow? I used it. -5 January 1992 |
 Hey! The first snowflake of the season! ...followed by the first freak blizzard of the season.6 January 1992 |
 Garfield, take a look outside and see what the weather is like, . Did it snow last night? Yes, it did.7 January 1992 |
 Ah, winter...the snowflakes gently falling... The hills blanketed in white... The cat's face frozen in the birdbath. Just get the ice pick.8 January 1992 |
 DOOF! DOOF DOOF doof doof doof DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF Might we have a word with "The Mad Doofer"?9 January 1992 |
 Garfield, hurry up! I'm getting tired! gripe gripe gripe And I'm freezing, too! You can't rush art, you big crybaby. The things I do for my pets. Hold still.10 January 1992 |
 Here's something for all you mischievous-yet-polite types out there. GARFIELD! I call it the "have a nice day" snowball.11 January 1992 |
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 I'm going to run five miles! Big deal. I've done that. Not all at once, but over my lifetime that sounds about right.13 January 1992 |
 The fair thing would be to split this cookie in half. What do you thik, Garfield? I can't make decisions on an empty stomach. That's better. Let's seeee... You're right. We should split it.14 January 1992 |
 Garfield, don't you think the mice in this house are getting out of hand? Define "out of hand".15 January 1992 |
 Finally, a nice, peaceful meal. CRUNCH! Have you seen my lucky rock?16 January 1992 |
 Yes, yes, the excitement level of this room rose dramatically upon my arrival.17 January 1992 |
 RIP ACK! GARFIELD! Call me "Spot"!18 January 1992 |
 HELP! CHAIR! HELP! CHAIR! Never seen a chair go bad like that before. Back in '39 I had a hassock with an attitude.19 January 1992 |
 Know why I'm wearing a suit, Garfield? All of your other clothes are dirty? I'm going out! To buy another suit?20 January 1992 |
 I have a date with the most beautiful woman on the planet tonight! And which planet would that be? I heard that!21 January 1992 |
 Jon has a big date tonight. He's choosing his wardrobe very carefully. Garfield, should I wear the squirting of the exploding tie? We wouldn't want to make the wrong impression.22 January 1992 |
 Last night's date was like a fairy tale, Garfield. At midnight she ran out of the restaurant. She left one of her steel-toed work boots behind. Let's go to the foundry and find who it fits.23 January 1992 |
 I give up, Garfield. Depression. Women are all alike. Anger. To them I'm just another cute guy ion a great suit. Hallucinations.24 January 1992 |
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 Z I'm hungry, make me breakfast. Z Z I'm hungry, make me breakfast. YAAHHH!!!26 January 1992 |
 YAWN After a full night's sleep I'm still sleepy. That's not a complaint, mind you.27 January 1992 |
 ALRIIIIGHT! MY BED! OH YES! OH YES! I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP NOW! I suggested that Garfield be more enthusiastic about life. Z28 January 1992 |
 Gee, that pizza delivery boy looke familiar. This box is empty! GARFIELD! You forgot to tip me.29 January 1992 |
 boing boing FRIENDLY DOG!! boing SLURP boing lick SLURP! SLURK SLOORK boing boing lick Save yourself, Jon! FRIENDLY DOG!!!30 January 1992 |
 As per your instructions, henceforth, I will no longer be scratching the furniture with my claws. PUT DOWN THAT POWER SANDER!31 January 1992 |
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