That's enough tummy scratching for one day. - You mean I should turn over so you can scratch my back? - GET UP! You mean I should stand, so you can scratch my tummy AND my back?
1 January 1992
My legs! - I can't feel my legs!! - MEDIC!!! Very funny, Jon.
2 January 1992
The mailman is here! - - The mailman and his big dog are here!
3 January 1992
- - Beware Of Dog
4 January 1992
- - - - Garfield, what happenend to all the snow? I used it. - -
5 January 1992
Hey! The first snowflake of the season! - - ...followed by the first freak blizzard of the season.
6 January 1992
Garfield, take a look outside and see what the weather is like, . Did it snow last night? - Yes, it did.
7 January 1992
Ah, winter...the snowflakes gently falling... - The hills blanketed in white... - The cat's face frozen in the birdbath. Just get the ice pick.
8 January 1992
DOOF! - DOOF DOOF doof doof doof DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF - Might we have a word with "The Mad Doofer"?
9 January 1992
Garfield, hurry up! I'm getting tired! gripe gripe gripe - And I'm freezing, too! You can't rush art, you big crybaby. - The things I do for my pets. Hold still.
10 January 1992
Here's something for all you mischievous-yet-polite types out there. - - GARFIELD! I call it the "have a nice day" snowball.
11 January 1992
But is it art? - - spinnnnnnnnnnn - nnnnnnnnnnnnnn woog woog woog woog - woog woog woog woogitty woogitty woogitty - woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty - woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty woogitty
12 January 1992
I'm going to run five miles! - Big deal. I've done that. - Not all at once, but over my lifetime that sounds about right.
13 January 1992
The fair thing would be to split this cookie in half. What do you thik, Garfield? - I can't make decisions on an empty stomach. - That's better. Let's seeee... You're right. We should split it.
14 January 1992
Garfield, don't you think the mice in this house are getting out of hand? - - Define "out of hand".
15 January 1992
- Finally, a nice, peaceful meal. - CRUNCH! Have you seen my lucky rock?
16 January 1992
- - Yes, yes, the excitement level of this room rose dramatically upon my arrival.
17 January 1992
- RIP ACK! - GARFIELD! Call me "Spot"!
18 January 1992
- - - - - - - HELP! CHAIR! HELP! CHAIR! Never seen a chair go bad like that before. Back in '39 I had a hassock with an attitude.
19 January 1992
Know why I'm wearing a suit, Garfield? - All of your other clothes are dirty? - I'm going out! To buy another suit?
20 January 1992
I have a date with the most beautiful woman on the planet tonight! - - And which planet would that be? I heard that!
21 January 1992
Jon has a big date tonight. - He's choosing his wardrobe very carefully. - Garfield, should I wear the squirting of the exploding tie? We wouldn't want to make the wrong impression.
22 January 1992
Last night's date was like a fairy tale, Garfield. - At midnight she ran out of the restaurant. - She left one of her steel-toed work boots behind. Let's go to the foundry and find who it fits.
23 January 1992
I give up, Garfield. Depression. - Women are all alike. Anger. - To them I'm just another cute guy ion a great suit. Hallucinations.
24 January 1992
25 January 1992
Z - I'm hungry, make me breakfast. Z - Z - - - - I'm hungry, make me breakfast. YAAHHH!!!
26 January 1992
YAWN - After a full night's sleep I'm still sleepy. - That's not a complaint, mind you.
27 January 1992
ALRIIIIGHT! MY BED! - OH YES! OH YES! I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP NOW! - I suggested that Garfield be more enthusiastic about life. Z
28 January 1992
Gee, that pizza delivery boy looke familiar. - This box is empty! - GARFIELD! You forgot to tip me.
29 January 1992
boing boing FRIENDLY DOG!! - boing SLURP boing lick SLURP! SLURK SLOORK boing boing lick - Save yourself, Jon! FRIENDLY DOG!!!
30 January 1992
As per your instructions, henceforth, I will no longer be scratching the furniture with my claws. - PUT DOWN THAT POWER SANDER!
31 January 1992