- What's this? - BLAT!
1 October 1992
- - Rent
2 October 1992
I see you're ready to pounce, Garfield. - You bet! - They're baking a cake!
3 October 1992
Z - Garfield... Z - Dinner. POING! - SHOOM! - GULP! - SHOOM! - Z Amazing.
4 October 1992
YAAAAAHHH!!! - What a horrible nightmare! I dreamed I lived with a human who... - YAAAAAAHHHH!!!
5 October 1992
- - Am I boring you, or are you boring me?
6 October 1992
- - That's the biggest slingshot I've ever seen.
7 October 1992
Cheer up, Garfield! Let a smile be your umbrella! - That's what my aunt Edna used to say. - Till a bolt of lightning blew her dentures clean through the garage door.
8 October 1992
A beautiful evening, Garfield. - Full moon...warm breeze... - The neighbors taking sledgehammers to the lawn ornaments. Get away from there!
9 October 1992
- - playing hide-and-seek with Odie is no big challenge.
10 October 1992
Now THAT'S a recliner. - - shake shake - poomp poomp - poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp poomp - - - Of course.
11 October 1992
MOUSE! - Yes? - He runs fast for a fat guy.
12 October 1992
Okay, mouse...this is it! - crash! -
13 October 1992
I'll show those stupid mice. NOK NOK - What's the password? Iggy sent me. - Sorry, that was LAST week's password.
14 October 1992
- - Duplex.
15 October 1992
16 October 1992
- - I'm sorry. Were you using that chair.
17 October 1992
- CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP - Bark bark arf arf arf. - Woof woof bark ark ark ark - Bark-bark BOW-WOW-WOW! - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY - SPLUT! SPLUT! SPLUT! - I gotta find a new opening act. BOO! BOOO! BOO! BOO!
18 October 1992
They say happiness is contagious! - - Or is that the flu? The flu.
19 October 1992
Dinner! - -
20 October 1992
- This looks like a good place to make camp. - munch munch munch munch
21 October 1992
Garbage...junk...garbage...junk...garbage...junk... click click click click click click - AH! - Trash!
22 October 1992
This is my aunt Lillian. Who cares? - A very unusual lady. Right. - She used to braid her eyebrows. All right, I'll look.
23 October 1992
- - He's so cute!
24 October 1992
- - - - - DECIDE! - Some decisions should't be rushed.
25 October 1992
Watch this. - tap tap snicker snicker - YAAHHH!
26 October 1992
sneak sneak sneal - tap tap snicker snicker - YEEEEK!!
27 October 1992
BOO! - SLUUURRRRP! - SNAP!
28 October 1992
BOO! - Nice try, Garfield. But you're not getting my food. -
29 October 1992
You can't fool me, Jon! I know that's you! - YAAAH! - Gotcha
30 October 1992
You show me your ugly mask, and I'll show you mine. - -
31 October 1992