- HOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo What's that sound?! - What sound? - That eerie, low lament of some lifeless demon bent on entering our house and dragging us into the dark night. - ARROOOOOOOO - Now what's THAT sound? Oh, shut up.
1 November 1992
Think about it, Garfield... - Where would you be without me? - More toward the middle of the chair.
2 November 1992
- - He seems almost lifelike. I hate you.
3 November 1992
- You're collecting dust. - And does anybody say "thank you"?!
4 November 1992
- Get up, Mister Lazy. - Let me sleep!
5 November 1992
BOING - - Z - Stalking the wild nap.
6 November 1992
I've decided to become more cute and cuddly from now on. - - So, how am I doing?
7 November 1992
Sigh - Ah, night noises...crickets chirping... chirp chirp chirp chirp - The ticking of the clock... tick tick tick - The hous settling creeeeeeeeek... - The breeze through an open window... woooooooosshh - An owl hooting in the distance...
8 November 1992
I'm bored with myself, Garfield. - I need a new look. - That's not what I meant.
9 November 1992
Garfield, I'm changing my image! You have one? - I'm going macho! Please, I just ate. - Maybe I'll get a tattoo. How about "born to whine"?
10 November 1992
You know, Garfield, a macho man has a trophy wall of wild game. That's not an animal. - I bagged this Aussie Jackrabbit at 200 yards in the outback. That's your old bunny slipper. - At no small risk to life and limb. "In loving memory of
11 November 1992
Notice anything different about me, Garfield? - You put your nose drops in your eyes again? I'm squinting! All macho guys squint! - THUD! Dumb place for a coatrack. My hero.
12 November 1992
Maybe if I use a blow-dryer and styling mousse, I can make my hair more mach! - VOOOOO - Well? It's a start.
13 November 1992
I know! I'll turnup my collar!! snap! - All macho guys turn up their collars! - now I can't breathe. That's a small price to pay for machohood.
14 November 1992
psssst - Let's see now...got my macho leather jacket, got my hair combed...macho style... - Got my macho shades, got my macho gold chains... - Got my macho cowboy boots, and got my macho wheels! - Okay, Garfield, let's go! You pull, and I'll
15 November 1992
Y'know, Garfield, the more zippers a man has, the more macho he is! - Take a gander at this outfit. It has six gajillion zippers! - pat pat pat pat Now where did I put my keys? This could take months!
16 November 1992
- - Nope, I still feel depressed. Can we take the hats off now?
17 November 1992
- YEEOW! - Hot zipper.
18 November 1992
I look back on my life with regrets. - All those wasted years. - All that time spent awake.
19 November 1992
fluff fluff fluff - fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff -
20 November 1992
I wonder if Garfield knows I have pizza in the oven. - - I wonder if Jon knows I ate his pizza. He doesn't suspect anything.
21 November 1992
- HONK! - VROOM! - ZOOM! - BEEEEP! - Whew! -
22 November 1992
Oh, we're going to the beach...we're going to the beach... fuh fuh fuh - Ohhhh, we're going to the. fuh fuh fuh - fuh fuh fuh bbbEEEEEEE
23 November 1992
YEEHAAAA! I hate the beach. - SPLOOSH! - EEEEK! But, it does have it's moments.
24 November 1992
On this beach you have surf nuts, beach bums... - I TOUCHED SEAWEED!! - And sand dweebs.
25 November 1992
YAAAAAAHHH!!! - SPLOOOOOSH! - So, how was bodysurfing?
26 November 1992
Do you think I'm getting a sunburn, Garfield? Only one way to tell. - SLAP! - YEEEEOOOOW! You're getting a sunburn.
27 November 1992
- Burying people in the sand is fun, huh? Yup. - What shall we do next? Wait for the high tide.
28 November 1992
Sigh - I don't like this beach, Garfield. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I hate my swimsuit. But, the knees were worn out of your old one. - The lifeguard kicked sand in my face. I'll have a word with her. - Those people told me to put my shirt on.
29 November 1992
- - I TOLD you not to eat your ice cream all in one bite.
30 November 1992