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Garfield

HOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo What's that sound?! What sound? That eerie, low lament of some lifeless demon bent on entering our house and dragging us into the dark night. ARROOOOOOOO Now what's THAT sound? Oh, shut up.

1 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

Think about it, Garfield... Where would you be without me? More toward the middle of the chair.

2 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

He seems almost lifelike. I hate you.

3 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

You're collecting dust. And does anybody say "thank you"?!

4 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

Get up, Mister Lazy. Let me sleep!

5 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

BOING Z Stalking the wild nap.

6 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

I've decided to become more cute and cuddly from now on. So, how am I doing?

7 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

Sigh Ah, night noises...crickets chirping... chirp chirp chirp chirp The ticking of the clock... tick tick tick The hous settling creeeeeeeeek... The breeze through an open window... woooooooosshh An owl hooting in the distance...HOOT HOOT CHIRP CHIRP HOO

8 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

I'm bored with myself, Garfield. I need a new look. That's not what I meant.

9 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm changing my image! You have one? I'm going macho! Please, I just ate. Maybe I'll get a tattoo. How about "born to whine"?

10 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield, a macho man has a trophy wall of wild game. That's not an animal. I bagged this Aussie Jackrabbit at 200 yards in the outback. That's your old bunny slipper. At no small risk to life and limb. "In loving memory ofLefty".

11 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

Notice anything different about me, Garfield? You put your nose drops in your eyes again? I'm squinting! All macho guys squint! THUD! Dumb place for a coatrack. My hero.

12 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

Maybe if I use a blow-dryer and styling mousse, I can make my hair more mach! VOOOOO Well? It's a start.

13 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

I know! I'll turnup my collar!! snap! All macho guys turn up their collars! now I can't breathe. That's a small price to pay for machohood.

14 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

psssst Let's see now...got my macho leather jacket, got my hair combed...macho style... Got my macho shades, got my macho gold chains... Got my macho cowboy boots, and got my macho wheels! Okay, Garfield, let's go! You pull, and I'llpose! Ladieeees. They

15 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

Y'know, Garfield, the more zippers a man has, the more macho he is! Take a gander at this outfit. It has six gajillion zippers! pat pat pat pat Now where did I put my keys? This could take months!

16 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

Nope, I still feel depressed. Can we take the hats off now?

17 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

YEEOW! Hot zipper.

18 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

I look back on my life with regrets. All those wasted years. All that time spent awake.

19 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff -

20 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if Garfield knows I have pizza in the oven. I wonder if Jon knows I ate his pizza. He doesn't suspect anything.

21 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

HONK! VROOM! ZOOM! BEEEEP! Whew! -

22 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

Oh, we're going to the beach...we're going to the beach... fuh fuh fuh Ohhhh, we're going to the. fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh bbbEEEEEEE

23 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

YEEHAAAA! I hate the beach. SPLOOSH! EEEEK! But, it does have it's moments.

24 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

On this beach you have surf nuts, beach bums... I TOUCHED SEAWEED!! And sand dweebs.

25 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

YAAAAAAHHH!!! SPLOOOOOSH! So, how was bodysurfing?

26 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

Do you think I'm getting a sunburn, Garfield? Only one way to tell. SLAP! YEEEEOOOOW! You're getting a sunburn.

27 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

Burying people in the sand is fun, huh? Yup. What shall we do next? Wait for the high tide.

28 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

Sigh I don't like this beach, Garfield. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate my swimsuit. But, the knees were worn out of your old one. The lifeguard kicked sand in my face. I'll have a word with her. Those people told me to put my shirt on.Well, they were eating. Th

29 November 1992
 


 
Garfield

I TOLD you not to eat your ice cream all in one bite.

30 November 1992
 




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