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Garfield

Do you thin it's easy being a cat? WELL, DO YOU? Yeah, you're right.

1 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG BEWARE OF DOG -

2 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

And now for a twenty hour nap. Remember, I'm a professional. Don't try this at home.

3 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

When Garfield is awake, he's a fat disgusting pig. But when he's asleep, he looks just like an angel. A fat, disgusting angel. Z

4 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

I'm getting organized. To Eat Eaten

5 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

GASP! HO!! NO!! ZWIP slap slap slap slap slap Z Z WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!!

6 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

C'mon Garfield, let's play! Play? Play, as in to exert energy for no apparent reason? Is that a "no"? Sweat is sweat.

7 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

Poor Jon... Outside...with no umbrella... BAM! BAM! BAM! And the doors and windows all locked.

8 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

Odie looks good in a hat. -

9 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

Lookin' good there, fella. You're big, you're beautiful, and people love you. I'm a popicle with hair.

10 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

You are lazy, Garfield, and you can't deny it! I can so deny it! I just don't feel like it, that's all.

11 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

I have a hair dryer, and I'm dangerous!

12 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

Z Z Ahem YAHHH! Good morning, Jon! Guess what? It's the Christmas season! And I'm gonna be nice to you... So that Santa will bring yours truly lots of stuff! Here's breakfast in...oops! Uh, let's keep this our little secret, okay?

13 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

Christmas is coming.

14 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

We're looking for a Christmas tree. How about an artificial one? What's the difference? You don't have to water an artificial tree. So? We don't water the real ones anyway.

15 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

Let's see now...where should we put the tree? How about over there, where we put last year's tree? Sounds good.

16 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

* Ah, the traditional "bringing the Christmas decorations down from the attic". * Along with the also-traditional "finding of the big, hairy spider in the box".

17 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

Join us now, won't you? In our traditional holiday search... For the one bad bulb in a string of five zillion that makes the others go out.

18 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

Christmas is a time of traditions. Some old, some new, some universal... And some from the lunatic fringe. C'mon, Garfield! Put yours on!

19 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

20 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield! A Christmas card from mom and dad! I could have guessed that. You don't see many cards with Santa in bib overalls.

21 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

What could be more traditional than the hanging of a Christmas wreath on the door? -

22 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

Santa shouldn't have any trouble at our house tomorrow night! I'll turn on the Christmas lights so he can see our roof...I'll leave out milk and cookies in case he's hungry...and...oh, yeah. I'll grease the chimney.

23 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

No way I'm gonna miss seeing Santa this year! If I have to, I'll stay...awake...all... Z

24 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

SSSMM MAACK!! Gotcha! Merry Christmas! Jim Davis.

25 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

So, Garfield... How do you like the turtleneck sweater mom made you for Christmas? Too much neck, not enough turtle.

26 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

* * ** * *** Let it go, Garfield.

27 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

I was thinking about mortality. Oh, great. What would I ever do if Garfield passed on? Gee... Then I started thinking...lawn ornaments. I'll outlive him if it kills me.

28 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

Tonight I'll be miming the news! What the?... Either aliens have landed or the aarvark's pants are too short.

29 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

Jon got another fern. You have to admire his perserverance. And pity his stupidity.

30 December 1992
 


 
Garfield

What are you waiting for? Midnight.

31 December 1992
 




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