Do you thin it's easy being a cat? - WELL, DO YOU? - Yeah, you're right.
1 December 1992
BEWARE OF DOG - BEWARE OF DOG -
2 December 1992
And now for a twenty hour nap. - - Remember, I'm a professional. Don't try this at home.
3 December 1992
When Garfield is awake, he's a fat disgusting pig. - But when he's asleep, he looks just like an angel. - A fat, disgusting angel. Z
4 December 1992
- - I'm getting organized. To Eat Eaten
5 December 1992
GASP! - HO!! NO!! - ZWIP - slap slap slap slap slap - Z Z - WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!!
6 December 1992
C'mon Garfield, let's play! Play? - Play, as in to exert energy for no apparent reason? - Is that a "no"? Sweat is sweat.
7 December 1992
Poor Jon... - Outside...with no umbrella... - BAM! BAM! BAM! And the doors and windows all locked.
8 December 1992
Odie looks good in a hat. - -
9 December 1992
Lookin' good there, fella. - You're big, you're beautiful, and people love you. - I'm a popicle with hair.
10 December 1992
You are lazy, Garfield, and you can't deny it! - I can so deny it! - I just don't feel like it, that's all.
11 December 1992
- - I have a hair dryer, and I'm dangerous!
12 December 1992
Z - Z Ahem - YAHHH! Good morning, Jon! Guess what? It's the Christmas season! - And I'm gonna be nice to you... - So that Santa will bring yours truly lots of stuff! - Here's breakfast in...oops! - Uh, let's keep this our little secret, okay?
13 December 1992
- - Christmas is coming.
14 December 1992
We're looking for a Christmas tree. How about an artificial one? - What's the difference? You don't have to water an artificial tree. - So? We don't water the real ones anyway.
15 December 1992
Let's see now...where should we put the tree? - How about over there, where we put last year's tree? - Sounds good.
16 December 1992
* Ah, the traditional "bringing the Christmas decorations down from the attic". - * - Along with the also-traditional "finding of the big, hairy spider in the box".
17 December 1992
Join us now, won't you? - In our traditional holiday search... - For the one bad bulb in a string of five zillion that makes the others go out.
18 December 1992
Christmas is a time of traditions. - Some old, some new, some universal... - And some from the lunatic fringe. C'mon, Garfield! Put yours on!
19 December 1992
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - RRGGGGGGGGGGGGG - GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
20 December 1992
Look, Garfield! - A Christmas card from mom and dad! I could have guessed that. - You don't see many cards with Santa in bib overalls.
21 December 1992
What could be more traditional than the hanging of a Christmas wreath on the door? - -
22 December 1992
Santa shouldn't have any trouble at our house tomorrow night! - I'll turn on the Christmas lights so he can see our roof...I'll leave out milk and cookies in case he's hungry...and...oh, yeah. - I'll grease the chimney.
23 December 1992
No way I'm gonna miss seeing Santa this year! - If I have to, I'll stay...awake...all... - Z
24 December 1992
SSSMM - MAACK!! - Gotcha! Merry Christmas! Jim Davis.
25 December 1992
So, Garfield... - How do you like the turtleneck sweater mom made you for Christmas? - Too much neck, not enough turtle.
26 December 1992
* - * - ** - * - *** - - Let it go, Garfield.
27 December 1992
I was thinking about mortality. Oh, great. - What would I ever do if Garfield passed on? Gee... - Then I started thinking...lawn ornaments. I'll outlive him if it kills me.
28 December 1992
Tonight I'll be miming the news! - - What the?... Either aliens have landed or the aarvark's pants are too short.
29 December 1992
Jon got another fern. - You have to admire his perserverance. - And pity his stupidity.
30 December 1992
- - What are you waiting for? Midnight.
31 December 1992