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Garfield

KILL CAT!! KILL CAT!! Do you have an appointment? Uh, no. Sorry. Darn. If I let you kill me without an appointment, I have to let everybody kill me without an appointment.

1 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Odie! Time for dinner! BARK! BARK! BARK! CHOMP! SLURP! GULP! SLURP! BURP! pant! pant! pant! pant! -

2 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

This is the All Pet Network. And now it's time for every cat's favorite show... "HARASS THE DOG!" Finally...quality television.

3 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Don'T change the channel. We know where you live... The rating wars escalate.

4 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Just when you think they have televised every sport... YOW! There's blindfolded darts.

5 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Well, Garfield, we can get a good night's sleep... Or we can stay up and watch "Revenge of the Killer Worms". "Bait store owner learns not to tease the inventory". I'll make the popcorn.

6 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Hmmph, another movie about the heroic feats of a kind-hearted, lovable dog. Why is it you never see anything like that about kind-hearted, lovable cats? Move or die, bean brain.

7 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Only an idiot would watch a show this bad. CLICK! It was a rerun anyway.

8 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Ah! Dinner! FWOING Watch this move. SHOONK plop! SCHLUP! GULP! * DING I call it the "cash register".

9 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

YAAAAAAAWWN BURRRRRRRP... scratch scratch scratch HAAAACK koff koff koff Cats say the cutest things.

10 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm...one scoop or two? SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP I'll leave ONE scoop.

11 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

This calls for a mop. SCHLOP

12 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

It says here, "People with pets live longer". Maybe it just seems longer.

13 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Dogs can do tricks. Why can't cats? Says who? Pick a card.

14 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

trip Oops. munch munch Clumsy me.

15 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

SHOONK! Garfwiel! My lips are thtuck! Do thumthing! Hmmmm * biddity biddity biddity biddity

16 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

This, students, is the domesticated house cat. Z Descendant of the mighty lion... Z Now degenerated into this. Sad. I have a sudden urge to wake up and kill something.

17 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

I want you to "get" that mouse, Garfield. I think you know what I mean. Yes, I do. Hey, mouse! Your mother dresses you funny!

18 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Here, Garfield, lure the mouse with this cheese. It doesn't seem to be working.

19 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

What's this in my water bowl? It appears to be an inner tube. Is the pool closed? I'll never drink water again.

20 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

A mouse, Garfield! Get it!! The mighty hunter. I think I strained my shoulder. Do we have any Liniment?

21 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

It's been nice chatting with you, but now it's time for my lunch. Or maybe not.

22 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Is this my good side? split! splat! splot! Gee, that was fun, boys, but I gotta get ready for my date at seven. Or was that six?

23 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Jon should be making my breakfast. Z But it's hard for him to wake up. Z Which is why god made the water balloons. Z

24 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

SWAT! I've invented the dogswatter! With the help of my local assistant here.

25 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if other people's pets have wild mood swings? grrrr grrrr

26 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

People say dogs are better at tricks than are cats. AS IF THAT WERE SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF!!!

27 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Keep away from my food, Garfield! Go on! Farther! That's better.

28 February 1992
 


 
Garfield

Here, Odie! Catch the ball. Good boy! munch munch munch

29 February 1992
 




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