- - Darn gravity.
1 April 1992
Well, it took a lot of work. - But it's worth it. - Garfield's "Birdbath of Death".
2 April 1992
Z - Z - Z Oh, sure. Start without me!
3 April 1992
- I wonder if Jon will be able to fiy my alarm clock?... - Once I've broken it.
4 April 1992
tappity tappity tappity - Yah-tah-dah-tah-dah-tah-dah. - - ENCORE! ENCORE! - Gee! You lov emy act that much?! - SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! - Nah! We just hadn't used up all the fruit!
5 April 1992
New neighbors, Garfield. - Doesn't look good. - If the yak gets off the leash, I'm outta there.
6 April 1992
BEWARE OF THE DOG - Want to see the slides of my vacation? - YAAAAAHHHH!!!
7 April 1992
whine whine whine Here, Odie. I'll open the door for you. - whine whine whine -
8 April 1992
** - * - I doidn't know you could whistle! I ate a canary. *
9 April 1992
I really don't get going until that first cup of coffee. - SLUP! - Not that I DO get going, but, I could get going if I wanted.
10 April 1992
You're making me look bad. - Sorry. - How's this? Better.
11 April 1992
- sip - - POIT! - SPROING! - HURRRK - FWEEEP - TWOOOOT - HARRRRF - whew! - - sip
12 April 1992
I think Jon's mad at me. - But, he should know better than to wake me so early in the morning. - Mare mar my lips?! I think your lips are under the sofa.
13 April 1992
- - Z
14 April 1992
YAWN - YAWM - Yawned too big.
15 April 1992
- I love helping Jon clean the refrigerator... - We make sandwiches out of everything! Now if I spread peanut butter on the pickles, the peas won't roll off...
16 April 1992
GARFIELD! - Did you eat my licorice? - Who, me?
17 April 1992
- - We're having some fun now.
18 April 1992
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19 April 1992
RUNAWAY, DOUGHNUT! - - CHOMP! It didn't have a chance.
20 April 1992
Time to feed Garfield! - Time to eat! - You're late again! - I gotta work on my timing.
21 April 1992
COOKIES Uh oh, my head is stuck! - I hope Jon rescues me... - Eventually. munch munch
22 April 1992
We're out of candy bars! - Contact the proper authorities! Appoint a special committee! Call a psychic! - I think maybe you should cut down on the snacks, Garfield. We're a bit overreactive, aren't we?
23 April 1992
SANDWICH!! - -
24 April 1992
- - Nice outfit. I accessorized myself.
25 April 1992
- smek! - phhhhht! - phhhhhht! - - - -
26 April 1992
We've run out of shows! - You'll just have to go out and live your lives instead of sitting there watching us! - Just kidding! Whew!
27 April 1992
Odie and I are playing "Prospecting for Gold". - PUSH! - Now we're playing "Pack mule gets too close to the ledge".
28 April 1992
And now, for your listening pleasure... - BURP! - You're disgusting! Critics!
29 April 1992
- AH-HA!! - He fainted.
30 April 1992