- Well, I'm here to do some of that adorable "cat stuff". - Let me know when it's time for my break.
1 May 1992
This story just in! - King Kong is climbing up the outside of the Empire State Building! - Apparently, he wouldn't fit into the elevator! Ha! Ha! - That happened to me!
2 May 1992
Yawn - You can KEEP your mondays... - Tuesdays, wednesdays, and thursdays are okay, I guess. - Fridays are even better, 'cause you know the weekend is coming. - And don't get me wrong...saturdays are great. - But as far as I'm concerned, you
3 May 1992
I'm depressed! - TOOT Really down in the dumps! - But still doing my job, folks! You're beginning to annoy me.
4 May 1992
Z Get up, Garfield! - - Does this count?
5 May 1992
Eat that cookie and die! - - Wrong! I feel fine!
6 May 1992
We have a very special guest today. - The inventor of the rmeote control! - CLICK
7 May 1992
- Hmmmm. - Would it depress you to know the mice have a nicer place than we do?
8 May 1992
- - He must have heard my condiments clink together.
9 May 1992
- - - - - Throw the ball, Garfield.
10 May 1992
It's remarkable how cats are able to keep themselves entertained. - - Tag. I', "it".
11 May 1992
You know what's disgusting? What? - Things covered with cat hair! How true. - Hey, wait a minute!
12 May 1992
Garfield, there's a cat hair in my food! - I know how you feel. - There's food in my cat hair.
13 May 1992
I seem to be shedding a lot. - I wonder if Jon has noticed. - Probably.
14 May 1992
Cats are so vain. - Garfield's been preening all day. - How you doing? These curlers are killing me!
15 May 1992
Deep down inside, the domestic cat remains a primal beast. - If you are wise, you will fear me. - If you want me, I'll be playing with my teddy bear.
16 May 1992
snifffffff - A bee! Go away! Shoo! Shoo!- - SHOOM! SLAM! - pant pant pant - Whew! -
17 May 1992
Good mornin, Jon. - Good morning, Garf-YAAAAAHHHH!!! - TAKE OUT MY CONTACT LENSES!!
18 May 1992
Here, Garfield. This is a new kind of cat food. - GULP! - Funny...it doesn't SOUND any different.
19 May 1992
On long road trips some people like to read, some people like to sing... - BUMP BUMP BUMP - I like to loosen luk nuts.
20 May 1992
I Told you, Garfield, you can't come in with me! Now wait there! - Mr, Arbuckle, is that your car alarm? HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK No. - AND LAY OFF THE HORN!!! HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
21 May 1992
Jon, I accidentally dropped you great-great-grandmother's gravy boat. - I'm sorry. - You never liked this gravy boat, did you? Had to accidentally drop the sucker 47 times.
22 May 1992
23 May 1992
dingle dingle dingle - dingle dingle - bowk! SCREEE - plop dingle - ? Ahhhh... pat pat pat - DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE - DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE
24 May 1992
Hey, Odie. I have an idea. - Let's put on a disguise and sneak up on Jon's lunch. - Nice try, guys. Oh, well, at least we can eat the costume.
25 May 1992
Watch this one, Odie! - TOING THOCK SPLOT Let's go see what we hit. - Here, Odie! Take it! Take it! Take it!
26 May 1992
Having a dog can provide a sense of security. - I sleep better at night having Odie around. - Yeah. He bores me too.
27 May 1992
Meow meow. Bark bark bark . - HEE HEE HEE HEE - SPEAK ENGLISH!
28 May 1992
GIANT RAT! - - Did I mention I shaved Odie?
29 May 1992
Watch this, Garfield. - Shake, Odie! - Isn't that great?! Big deal. Get me a pen and I'll give you an autograph.
30 May 1992
- - - - - - Good morning, Jon.
31 May 1992