Well, I'm here to do some of that adorable "cat stuff". Let me know when it's time for my break.
1 May 1992
This story just in! King Kong is climbing up the outside of the Empire State Building! Apparently, he wouldn't fit into the elevator! Ha! Ha! That happened to me!
2 May 1992
Yawn You can KEEP your mondays... Tuesdays, wednesdays, and thursdays are okay, I guess. Fridays are even better, 'cause you know the weekend is coming. And don't get me wrong...saturdays are great. But as far as I'm concerned, youcan't beat sunday aftern
3 May 1992
I'm depressed! TOOT Really down in the dumps! But still doing my job, folks! You're beginning to annoy me.
4 May 1992
Z Get up, Garfield! Does this count?
5 May 1992
Eat that cookie and die! Wrong! I feel fine!
6 May 1992
We have a very special guest today. The inventor of the rmeote control! CLICK
7 May 1992
Hmmmm. Would it depress you to know the mice have a nicer place than we do?
8 May 1992
He must have heard my condiments clink together.
9 May 1992
Throw the ball, Garfield.
10 May 1992
It's remarkable how cats are able to keep themselves entertained. Tag. I', "it".
11 May 1992
You know what's disgusting? What? Things covered with cat hair! How true. Hey, wait a minute!
12 May 1992
Garfield, there's a cat hair in my food! I know how you feel. There's food in my cat hair.
13 May 1992
I seem to be shedding a lot. I wonder if Jon has noticed. Probably.
14 May 1992
Cats are so vain. Garfield's been preening all day. How you doing? These curlers are killing me!
15 May 1992
Deep down inside, the domestic cat remains a primal beast. If you are wise, you will fear me. If you want me, I'll be playing with my teddy bear.
16 May 1992
snifffffff A bee! Go away! Shoo! Shoo! SHOOM! SLAM! pant pant pant Whew! -
17 May 1992
Good mornin, Jon. Good morning, Garf-YAAAAAHHHH!!! TAKE OUT MY CONTACT LENSES!!
18 May 1992
Here, Garfield. This is a new kind of cat food. GULP! Funny...it doesn't SOUND any different.
19 May 1992
On long road trips some people like to read, some people like to sing... BUMP BUMP BUMP I like to loosen luk nuts.
20 May 1992
I Told you, Garfield, you can't come in with me! Now wait there! Mr, Arbuckle, is that your car alarm? HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK No. AND LAY OFF THE HORN!!! HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
21 May 1992
Jon, I accidentally dropped you great-great-grandmother's gravy boat. I'm sorry. You never liked this gravy boat, did you? Had to accidentally drop the sucker 47 times.
22 May 1992
23 May 1992
dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle bowk! SCREEE plop dingle ? Ahhhh... pat pat pat DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE
24 May 1992
Hey, Odie. I have an idea. Let's put on a disguise and sneak up on Jon's lunch. Nice try, guys. Oh, well, at least we can eat the costume.
25 May 1992
Watch this one, Odie! TOING THOCK SPLOT Let's go see what we hit. Here, Odie! Take it! Take it! Take it!
26 May 1992
Having a dog can provide a sense of security. I sleep better at night having Odie around. Yeah. He bores me too.
27 May 1992
Meow meow. Bark bark bark . HEE HEE HEE HEE SPEAK ENGLISH!
28 May 1992
GIANT RAT! Did I mention I shaved Odie?
29 May 1992
Watch this, Garfield. Shake, Odie! Isn't that great?! Big deal. Get me a pen and I'll give you an autograph.
30 May 1992
Good morning, Jon.
31 May 1992