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Garfield

Well, I'm here to do some of that adorable "cat stuff". Let me know when it's time for my break.

1 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

This story just in! King Kong is climbing up the outside of the Empire State Building! Apparently, he wouldn't fit into the elevator! Ha! Ha! That happened to me!

2 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Yawn You can KEEP your mondays... Tuesdays, wednesdays, and thursdays are okay, I guess. Fridays are even better, 'cause you know the weekend is coming. And don't get me wrong...saturdays are great. But as far as I'm concerned, youcan't beat sunday aftern

3 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

I'm depressed! TOOT Really down in the dumps! But still doing my job, folks! You're beginning to annoy me.

4 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Z Get up, Garfield! Does this count?

5 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Eat that cookie and die! Wrong! I feel fine!

6 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

We have a very special guest today. The inventor of the rmeote control! CLICK

7 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Hmmmm. Would it depress you to know the mice have a nicer place than we do?

8 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

He must have heard my condiments clink together.

9 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Throw the ball, Garfield.

10 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

It's remarkable how cats are able to keep themselves entertained. Tag. I', "it".

11 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

You know what's disgusting? What? Things covered with cat hair! How true. Hey, wait a minute!

12 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, there's a cat hair in my food! I know how you feel. There's food in my cat hair.

13 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

I seem to be shedding a lot. I wonder if Jon has noticed. Probably.

14 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Cats are so vain. Garfield's been preening all day. How you doing? These curlers are killing me!

15 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Deep down inside, the domestic cat remains a primal beast. If you are wise, you will fear me. If you want me, I'll be playing with my teddy bear.

16 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

snifffffff A bee! Go away! Shoo! Shoo! SHOOM! SLAM! pant pant pant Whew! -

17 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Good mornin, Jon. Good morning, Garf-YAAAAAHHHH!!! TAKE OUT MY CONTACT LENSES!!

18 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Here, Garfield. This is a new kind of cat food. GULP! Funny...it doesn't SOUND any different.

19 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

On long road trips some people like to read, some people like to sing... BUMP BUMP BUMP I like to loosen luk nuts.

20 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

I Told you, Garfield, you can't come in with me! Now wait there! Mr, Arbuckle, is that your car alarm? HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK No. AND LAY OFF THE HORN!!! HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

21 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Jon, I accidentally dropped you great-great-grandmother's gravy boat. I'm sorry. You never liked this gravy boat, did you? Had to accidentally drop the sucker 47 times.

22 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

(null)

23 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle bowk! SCREEE plop dingle ? Ahhhh... pat pat pat DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE

24 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Odie. I have an idea. Let's put on a disguise and sneak up on Jon's lunch. Nice try, guys. Oh, well, at least we can eat the costume.

25 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Watch this one, Odie! TOING THOCK SPLOT Let's go see what we hit. Here, Odie! Take it! Take it! Take it!

26 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Having a dog can provide a sense of security. I sleep better at night having Odie around. Yeah. He bores me too.

27 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Meow meow. Bark bark bark . HEE HEE HEE HEE SPEAK ENGLISH!

28 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

GIANT RAT! Did I mention I shaved Odie?

29 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Watch this, Garfield. Shake, Odie! Isn't that great?! Big deal. Get me a pen and I'll give you an autograph.

30 May 1992
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, Jon.

31 May 1992
 




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