- YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! - Having a little paranoia for breakfast, Jon?
1 June 1992
Somebody ate the piece of cake I was saving. - - Any suspects, Sherlock?
2 June 1992
- The soup is too cold. - But I wouldn't cry about it.
3 June 1992
Here's a story about some lost explorers. They got so hungry, they resorted to cannibalism. - - Stay away from me. Just keep the bowl full.
4 June 1992
woob woob woob woob woob - SCHLOPP! - woob woob woob
5 June 1992
I ATE TOO MUCH! I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!! - Burp. - Thank goodness no one was harmed. You can all go back to your homes now. There's nothing more to see.
6 June 1992
Sniff. Gesundheit. - ding dong - - SLAM! - ding dong - Yes? - SLAM! -
7 June 1992
Z - ONE MORE TIME!! - Z
8 June 1992
Hello there, Mr. Lazy. - Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. - Hog dandruff! My lawyers, however, feel otherwise.
9 June 1992
z - You need to add more excitement to your life, Garfield. Z!
10 June 1992
Garfield, when it comes to doing nothing, nobody can outdo you. - - I hope you're not waiting for a response.
11 June 1992
How'd you like to be a bear, Garfield? Every winter you could sleep four months straight. - Don't be ridiculous. - YEAH, THAT WOULD BE CUTTING BACK, WOULDN'T IT?! Z
12 June 1992
You may think of food as just something to eat. - But it's more than that. - It's nap fuel.
13 June 1992
I'm a simple cat... - I really don't want much for my birthday.. - Just a simple cake. - A two layer cake with strawberry icing... - And a cherry on top. PING! - That's all... - Just a siomple cake.
14 June 1992
So, Garfield, you're going to be fourteen this week, huh? Thank you for reminding me. - Four-teen...wow-tee. Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fouuuuuuur-teeeeeen. - A teense sensitive, are we?
15 June 1992
Mom made you a tie for your birthday, Garfield. A TIE?! - Oh well, I guess it's the thought that counts. - And these cuff links. I must remember to send her a thank-you bomb.
16 June 1992
Happy birthday, Garfield! - By the way, may I borrow your golf clubs? Sure. - RIGHT AFTER I'M FINISHED WITH THEM!
17 June 1992
A birthday card! How nice! - Happy birthday, you big nut. Open this card and get a... - SPLUT!
18 June 1992
Happy birthday, Garfield! Ready for your cake? Just a minute! - Okay! - Bring that sucker on!
19 June 1992
It took all week. - But I finally got a birthday gift I like. - Racing stripes on my bed!
20 June 1992
Z - Z - YAWN - - - - Ever have a day when you're not sure which side of the looking glass you're on?
21 June 1992
Cooking pot on the head! - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!! - You're not laughing.
22 June 1992
I went for a physical today, Garfield. - Guess what they found? - LAST NIGHT SOMEONE PAINTED MY TOENAILS! Let me see the face you made.
23 June 1992
Boredom inspector! - Hmmmm. - Keep up the good work. pat pat
24 June 1992
- SNIFF - You're weird! Checking his breath for candy.
25 June 1992
- There. - I can always sense when Jon is going away for the weekend.
26 June 1992
Watch how Jon's face lights up when I enter the room. - - Okay, maybe "lights up" was a poor choice of words.
27 June 1992
- CLICK! - fluff fluff fluff - YAWN - FLOP! - GOOD MORING, GARFIELD!!! TIME TO GET UP! - I'd like sleep even better if I were awake to enjoy it.
28 June 1992
Have you ever noticed how quietly cats can move about? - CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! - I certainly never have.
29 June 1992
Garfield, fetch m yslippers. Sorry, cats don't fetch slippers. - I will however, fetch the fetcher.
30 June 1992