YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! Having a little paranoia for breakfast, Jon?
1 June 1992
Somebody ate the piece of cake I was saving. Any suspects, Sherlock?
2 June 1992
The soup is too cold. But I wouldn't cry about it.
3 June 1992
Here's a story about some lost explorers. They got so hungry, they resorted to cannibalism. Stay away from me. Just keep the bowl full.
4 June 1992
woob woob woob woob woob SCHLOPP! woob woob woob
5 June 1992
I ATE TOO MUCH! I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!! Burp. Thank goodness no one was harmed. You can all go back to your homes now. There's nothing more to see.
6 June 1992
Sniff. Gesundheit. ding dong SLAM! ding dong Yes? SLAM! -
7 June 1992
Z ONE MORE TIME!! Z
8 June 1992
Hello there, Mr. Lazy. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Hog dandruff! My lawyers, however, feel otherwise.
9 June 1992
z You need to add more excitement to your life, Garfield. Z!
10 June 1992
Garfield, when it comes to doing nothing, nobody can outdo you. I hope you're not waiting for a response.
11 June 1992
How'd you like to be a bear, Garfield? Every winter you could sleep four months straight. Don't be ridiculous. YEAH, THAT WOULD BE CUTTING BACK, WOULDN'T IT?! Z
12 June 1992
You may think of food as just something to eat. But it's more than that. It's nap fuel.
13 June 1992
I'm a simple cat... I really don't want much for my birthday.. Just a simple cake. A two layer cake with strawberry icing... And a cherry on top. PING! That's all... Just a siomple cake.
14 June 1992
So, Garfield, you're going to be fourteen this week, huh? Thank you for reminding me. Four-teen...wow-tee. Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fouuuuuuur-teeeeeen. A teense sensitive, are we?
15 June 1992
Mom made you a tie for your birthday, Garfield. A TIE?! Oh well, I guess it's the thought that counts. And these cuff links. I must remember to send her a thank-you bomb.
16 June 1992
Happy birthday, Garfield! By the way, may I borrow your golf clubs? Sure. RIGHT AFTER I'M FINISHED WITH THEM!
17 June 1992
A birthday card! How nice! Happy birthday, you big nut. Open this card and get a... SPLUT!
18 June 1992
Happy birthday, Garfield! Ready for your cake? Just a minute! Okay! Bring that sucker on!
19 June 1992
It took all week. But I finally got a birthday gift I like. Racing stripes on my bed!
20 June 1992
Z Z YAWN Ever have a day when you're not sure which side of the looking glass you're on?
21 June 1992
Cooking pot on the head! CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!! You're not laughing.
22 June 1992
I went for a physical today, Garfield. Guess what they found? LAST NIGHT SOMEONE PAINTED MY TOENAILS! Let me see the face you made.
23 June 1992
Boredom inspector! Hmmmm. Keep up the good work. pat pat
24 June 1992
SNIFF You're weird! Checking his breath for candy.
25 June 1992
There. I can always sense when Jon is going away for the weekend.
26 June 1992
Watch how Jon's face lights up when I enter the room. Okay, maybe "lights up" was a poor choice of words.
27 June 1992
CLICK! fluff fluff fluff YAWN FLOP! GOOD MORING, GARFIELD!!! TIME TO GET UP! I'd like sleep even better if I were awake to enjoy it.
28 June 1992
Have you ever noticed how quietly cats can move about? CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! I certainly never have.
29 June 1992
Garfield, fetch m yslippers. Sorry, cats don't fetch slippers. I will however, fetch the fetcher.
30 June 1992