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Garfield

Ah! It must be fulfilling to have a warm, loving cat on your lap. I've lost the feeling in my legs. You're welcome.

1 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

Did you know cats can talk? We just don't choose to. Garfield, I'm home! Who cares?! If we did, NOBODY would like us.

2 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

It says in this cat book that cats are sleek, svelte animals. What happened to you? I can't read! Okay?!

3 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, how come you rarely meow? That's silly talk. Other cats meow. They have no dignity. C'mon, meow for me. First you goo-goo for me.

4 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

TWANG brush brush brush brush TWANG brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush TWANG

5 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

I've made a list of 15 things about Jon that annoy me. I've made a list of *16* things about Jon that annoy me.

6 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

Jump, Garfield, jump! C'mon, jump! I just did.

7 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

Yes, I glued Jon's finger up his nose. Z Yes, it's disgusting. Yes, I'll regret it. Z YAAAH! But, for now, let's enjoy the moment.

8 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

I remember the day I picked you up, Garfield. It was a tough decision. Really? It was between you and the iguana. I could have lived the res of my life without knowing that, Jon.

9 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

click How do you like this suit, Garfield? click

10 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

I interrupt your meaningless life for this important announcement. My dinnertime is in 20 minutes. Don't be late. I now return you to your regularly scheduled doldrums.

11 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

OK, Odie, let's check the list to make sure we've got everything. Turkey baster, bubble gum, feather duster. arf arf arf ...raw liver, rubber bands, duct tape. arf...arf...arf ...moth balls, a nine iron, and the live trout. arf arf arf Great! That's all o

12 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

Remember, you stupid talking scale, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. I can't win.

13 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

I wonder how I'd look without this stomach. -

14 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

Give me some good news for a change. Congratulations! You just gave birth to another chin!

15 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, your stomach is disgusting! You can't even see your feet! Oh, yes I can. There they are!

16 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

You've gained weight, but, hey, who hasn't? These new talking scales with the sympathy chips are great!

17 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

The batteries are low. Looks like we'll have to weigh you another day. Whew! A reprieve! Whew! A reprieve!

18 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

DINNER! FLOMP! Hup! EEERRRRGH It's diet time. Are you speaking to me?

19 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

Z I know! I know! Diet time

20 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield, dieting is psychological. I have something to help you. Why is it I have a sudden craving for corn?

21 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

You may have a salad. Pork chops aren't considered a salad! I have much to learn.

22 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

COOKIE CRUMB! BANZAI! COME TO PAPA! Diet getting to you, Garfield?

23 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

I'm proud to report I've gained only one pound! With Garfield, the goal of a diet isn't losing weight, it's slowing down the gain.

24 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

Here's a diet quiz, Garfield. Would you turn in your best friend for a jelly doughnut? I'd visit you on weekends. I think I know the answer to that one.

25 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

beep beep boop gurgle urgle urgle Okay, Garfield, I figured it out, you may go off your diet. REALLY? YAAAH-HOO... YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! WHOOPEE!! WHOOPEE!!! ALL RIGHT!!! ALL RIGHT!!! It would be a good idea to exercise though.What?! Are you crazy?

26 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! You have a problem, Garfield. Well, wake up, sleepyhead!

27 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

Ah, nature! Needs vacuuming.

28 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

You should exercise more. More than that?

29 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

We're out of cookies! And I think that last one was a coaster.

30 July 1992
 


 
Garfield

Giant scorpions! The wolfman is headed this way! King Kong has a head cold and wants to borrow your handkerchief! I'm not moving till I finish this sandwich.

31 July 1992
 




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