All the guys on the team had nicknames. "Flash"..."Bruiser"..."Rock"... Here's me. "Zit"?
1 September 1992
This is Harold Melsnick. He used to call me a loser! This is me at the prom. Lovely dress your mother is wearing.
2 September 1992
Did you bring your wife to the reunion, Arbuckle? Nope. Girlfriend? Actually, I brough my cat. HEY, ARBUCKLE BROUGHT A CAT! I sense hostility.
3 September 1992
Wait till you meet Drizella Skagway. She was alittle skinny but she had a crush on me in high school! Hey, Wheezer, have you seen Drizella? Yeah. She's over there. Where?! Right there. You hung your coat on her.
4 September 1992
Gary Barker! How about this reunion? Ha ha ha! HAW! HAW! HAW! HA! I could always crack Gary up. HAW! HAW! Gary...uh Gary? We need a net over here.
5 September 1992
6 September 1992
Yes, Jennifer, since high school I've become somewhat of a sophisticate. I've matured in HEY, CRAPFACE! REMEMBER THETIME YOU BLEW YOUR NOSE IN THE SCHOOL FLAG? Later, wheezer.
7 September 1992
Hey, Crapface, sure is a great class reunion, huh? Sure is, Wheezer. Remember the time I threw your pants into the girl's locker room? Yeah, you were young and crazy then. NOW YOU'RE JUST CRAZY! I love nostalgia.
8 September 1992
ELMO! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! GOOD TO SEE YOU! My name's not Elmo. Oh, of course...GEORGE! Nope. ED! Nope. FRANK! Nope, it's Jon. RIIGHT! JON! WHY, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT! Who the heck are you?
9 September 1992
Mrs. Fronzak, my old English teacher! What are you doing at the class reunion? Waiting for that overdue term paper, Jonny. My, uh, cat ate it! Leave me out of this!
10 September 1992
Mrs, Fronzak, I didn't know teachers were invited to the class reunion. I'm here on official business. I'm the chaperone. The what? HEY! HEY! CUT THAT OUT, YOU TWO! Mrs Fronzak, they're married.
11 September 1992
Watch this, Garfield! I'll show my old classmates I still have all the moves! BOOGIE! BOOGIE! BOOGIE! Let's boogie on home. I'll lead.
12 September 1992
click ? click click click Ha! The batteries in the remote control must be dead! Is it possible you just might have to walk across the entire room to change the channel?! Heave forbid! So what are yougoing to do now, huh?! I had toask.
13 September 1992
Have you ever wondered why pets will suddenly run from one room to another? That ought to keep him wondering.
14 September 1992
Now all my kite needs is a tail. Is it raining? Nope. It's drooling.
15 September 1992
Garfield! My shaving cream! We're playing "Rabid Coyotes". What am I to do?! Find us some sheep!!
16 September 1992
CRASH! I tampered with his brakes.
17 September 1992
I've been a good influence on the boys. Thy've become very cultivated. However, I'm getting sick of "Swan Lake".
18 September 1992
Okay, Odie, let's try out this new flea spray. It says here to shake well before using. SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
19 September 1992
munch munch munch Sit, Odie! Shake, boy! Sit up! Lie down! Roll over! Good boy!
20 September 1992
EEEEEEEK!!! That sounded like the mailman. You're weird. That's no way to talk to a person in uniform.
21 September 1992
From now on, call me "Mister Fun"! "Mister Fun" is sorting his socks.
22 September 1992
I don't feel like cooking tonight, Garfield. We'll have spaghetti and meatballs from the can. In some cultures they eat cats. Not from the can, I'll bet.
23 September 1992
I think that cloud looks just like a cloud. Which one?
24 September 1992
I'm leaving. But I'll be back. Rats.
25 September 1992
I'm sleepy. And hungry. Z
26 September 1992
BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEP! Captain, our sensors have picked up something! Go to visual! Woah! What is that thing?! It appears to be a hideous blob of fat, sir! FIRE PHASERS! Phasers have no effect, sir! I hate you. Sir, I'm picking up
27 September 1992
Garfield, do you know there's a mouse in the garbage? I think so... ** Oh, there's a mouse in the garbage, and I don't caaare... * I'm glad I couldn't hear that. Do you know "There's a yak in the pantry"?
28 September 1992
Where's the TV? You don't want to know.
29 September 1992
drill drill drill drill sniffffff GOOSH!
30 September 1992