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Garfield

All the guys on the team had nicknames. "Flash"..."Bruiser"..."Rock"... Here's me. "Zit"?

1 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

This is Harold Melsnick. He used to call me a loser! This is me at the prom. Lovely dress your mother is wearing.

2 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Did you bring your wife to the reunion, Arbuckle? Nope. Girlfriend? Actually, I brough my cat. HEY, ARBUCKLE BROUGHT A CAT! I sense hostility.

3 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Wait till you meet Drizella Skagway. She was alittle skinny but she had a crush on me in high school! Hey, Wheezer, have you seen Drizella? Yeah. She's over there. Where?! Right there. You hung your coat on her.

4 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Gary Barker! How about this reunion? Ha ha ha! HAW! HAW! HAW! HA! I could always crack Gary up. HAW! HAW! Gary...uh Gary? We need a net over here.

5 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

"Garfield" Mmmmh There's only one reason I came to this high school reunion, Garfield. ...Jennifer Hamilton! I worshipped her she thought I was a nerd. Go figure. Wait 'till she sees how suave I've become. There she is! I've dreamedof this momen

6 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Yes, Jennifer, since high school I've become somewhat of a sophisticate. I've matured in HEY, CRAPFACE! REMEMBER THETIME YOU BLEW YOUR NOSE IN THE SCHOOL FLAG? Later, wheezer.

7 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Crapface, sure is a great class reunion, huh? Sure is, Wheezer. Remember the time I threw your pants into the girl's locker room? Yeah, you were young and crazy then. NOW YOU'RE JUST CRAZY! I love nostalgia.

8 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

ELMO! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! GOOD TO SEE YOU! My name's not Elmo. Oh, of course...GEORGE! Nope. ED! Nope. FRANK! Nope, it's Jon. RIIGHT! JON! WHY, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT! Who the heck are you?

9 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Mrs. Fronzak, my old English teacher! What are you doing at the class reunion? Waiting for that overdue term paper, Jonny. My, uh, cat ate it! Leave me out of this!

10 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Mrs, Fronzak, I didn't know teachers were invited to the class reunion. I'm here on official business. I'm the chaperone. The what? HEY! HEY! CUT THAT OUT, YOU TWO! Mrs Fronzak, they're married.

11 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Watch this, Garfield! I'll show my old classmates I still have all the moves! BOOGIE! BOOGIE! BOOGIE! Let's boogie on home. I'll lead.

12 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

click ? click click click Ha! The batteries in the remote control must be dead! Is it possible you just might have to walk across the entire room to change the channel?! Heave forbid! So what are yougoing to do now, huh?! I had toask.

13 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Have you ever wondered why pets will suddenly run from one room to another? That ought to keep him wondering.

14 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Now all my kite needs is a tail. Is it raining? Nope. It's drooling.

15 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! My shaving cream! We're playing "Rabid Coyotes". What am I to do?! Find us some sheep!!

16 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

CRASH! I tampered with his brakes.

17 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

I've been a good influence on the boys. Thy've become very cultivated. However, I'm getting sick of "Swan Lake".

18 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Odie, let's try out this new flea spray. It says here to shake well before using. SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

19 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

munch munch munch Sit, Odie! Shake, boy! Sit up! Lie down! Roll over! Good boy!

20 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

EEEEEEEK!!! That sounded like the mailman. You're weird. That's no way to talk to a person in uniform.

21 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

From now on, call me "Mister Fun"! "Mister Fun" is sorting his socks.

22 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

I don't feel like cooking tonight, Garfield. We'll have spaghetti and meatballs from the can. In some cultures they eat cats. Not from the can, I'll bet.

23 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

I think that cloud looks just like a cloud. Which one?

24 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

I'm leaving. But I'll be back. Rats.

25 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

I'm sleepy. And hungry. Z

26 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEP! Captain, our sensors have picked up something! Go to visual! Woah! What is that thing?! It appears to be a hideous blob of fat, sir! FIRE PHASERS! Phasers have no effect, sir! I hate you. Sir, I'm picking up

27 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, do you know there's a mouse in the garbage? I think so... ** Oh, there's a mouse in the garbage, and I don't caaare... * I'm glad I couldn't hear that. Do you know "There's a yak in the pantry"?

28 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

Where's the TV? You don't want to know.

29 September 1992
 


 
Garfield

drill drill drill drill sniffffff GOOSH!

30 September 1992
 




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