All the guys on the team had nicknames. - "Flash"..."Bruiser"..."Rock"... - Here's me. "Zit"?
1 September 1992
This is Harold Melsnick. - He used to call me a loser! - This is me at the prom. - Lovely dress your mother is wearing.
2 September 1992
Did you bring your wife to the reunion, Arbuckle? Nope. - Girlfriend? Actually, I brough my cat. - HEY, ARBUCKLE BROUGHT A CAT! I sense hostility.
3 September 1992
Wait till you meet Drizella Skagway. She was alittle skinny but she had a crush on me in high school! - Hey, Wheezer, have you seen Drizella? Yeah. She's over there. - Where?! Right there. You hung your coat on her.
4 September 1992
Gary Barker! How about this reunion? Ha ha ha! - HAW! HAW! HAW! HA! I could always crack Gary up. - HAW! HAW! Gary...uh Gary? We need a net over here.
5 September 1992
"Garfield" Mmmmh - There's only one reason I came to this high school reunion, Garfield. - ...Jennifer Hamilton! - I worshipped her she thought I was a nerd. Go figure. - Wait 'till she sees how suave I've become. - There she is! I've dreamed
6 September 1992
Yes, Jennifer, since high school I've become somewhat of a sophisticate. - I've matured in- HEY, CRAPFACE! - REMEMBER THETIME YOU BLEW YOUR NOSE IN THE SCHOOL FLAG? Later, wheezer.
7 September 1992
Hey, Crapface, sure is a great class reunion, huh? Sure is, Wheezer. - Remember the time I threw your pants into the girl's locker room? Yeah, you were young and crazy then. - NOW YOU'RE JUST CRAZY! I love nostalgia.
8 September 1992
ELMO! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! GOOD TO SEE YOU! My name's not Elmo. - Oh, of course...GEORGE! Nope. ED! Nope. FRANK! Nope, it's Jon. - RIIGHT! JON! WHY, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT! Who the heck are you?
9 September 1992
Mrs. Fronzak, my old English teacher! - What are you doing at the class reunion? Waiting for that overdue term paper, Jonny. - My, uh, cat ate it! Leave me out of this!
10 September 1992
Mrs, Fronzak, I didn't know teachers were invited to the class reunion. I'm here on official business. - I'm the chaperone. The what? - HEY! HEY! CUT THAT OUT, YOU TWO! Mrs Fronzak, they're married.
11 September 1992
Watch this, Garfield! I'll show my old classmates I still have all the moves! - BOOGIE! BOOGIE! BOOGIE! - Let's boogie on home. I'll lead.
12 September 1992
click - ? click click click - Ha! The batteries in the remote control must be dead! - Is it possible you just might have to walk across the entire room to change the channel?! Heave forbid! - So what are yougoing to do now, huh?! - I had to
13 September 1992
- Have you ever wondered why pets will suddenly run from one room to another? - That ought to keep him wondering.
14 September 1992
Now all my kite needs is a tail. - - Is it raining? Nope. It's drooling.
15 September 1992
Garfield! My shaving cream! - We're playing "Rabid Coyotes". - What am I to do?! Find us some sheep!!
16 September 1992
- - CRASH! I tampered with his brakes.
17 September 1992
I've been a good influence on the boys. - Thy've become very cultivated. - However, I'm getting sick of "Swan Lake".
18 September 1992
Okay, Odie, let's try out this new flea spray. - It says here to shake well before using. - SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
19 September 1992
munch munch munch - Sit, Odie! - Shake, boy! - Sit up! - Lie down! - Roll over! - Good boy!
20 September 1992
EEEEEEEK!!! - That sounded like the mailman. - You're weird. That's no way to talk to a person in uniform.
21 September 1992
From now on, call me "Mister Fun"! - - "Mister Fun" is sorting his socks.
22 September 1992
I don't feel like cooking tonight, Garfield. - We'll have spaghetti and meatballs from the can. - In some cultures they eat cats. Not from the can, I'll bet.
23 September 1992
I think that cloud looks just like a cloud. - - Which one?
24 September 1992
I'm leaving. - - But I'll be back. Rats.
25 September 1992
I'm sleepy. - And hungry. - Z
26 September 1992
- BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEP! - Captain, our sensors have picked up something! Go to visual! - Woah! What is that thing?! It appears to be a hideous blob of fat, sir! - FIRE PHASERS! - Phasers have no effect, sir! - I hate you. Sir, I'm picking up
27 September 1992
Garfield, do you know there's a mouse in the garbage? I think so... - ** Oh, there's a mouse in the garbage, and I don't caaare... * - I'm glad I couldn't hear that. Do you know "There's a yak in the pantry"?
28 September 1992
- - Where's the TV? You don't want to know.
29 September 1992
drill drill drill drill - - - - sniffffff - GOOSH!
30 September 1992