CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - Sorry, Garfield, but I only have one chip left. - If I had more, I'd share them with you. - SLAP! CRONCH! - Now you have LOTS more!
Jon! Jon! - Jon, that's not a tongue! - It's an alien parasite from outer space! - It attached itself to Odie, and sucked out his brain! - Jon, do you hear me?! We have to do something! Jon?! - YAAAAHHHHH!! Z
Hi, this is Suzy. I'm not at home, but please leave a message at the tone... - Unless you're Jon Arbuckle, in which case the machine will automatically hang up. ...beep! - This is, uh, Ed Smith. CLICK-bzzzzzzz Just amazing.
checked a reflective surface lately? When you were born, I bet the doctor slapped your mother! - Listen, llama gums, I'm not gonna warn you again! Move that fat dumpster of yours now, or I won't responsible for my- -
WHAT?! - Oh, come on! I can't be THAT fat! Sorry, it's true. - You must be lying! Impossible. - We computers are incapable of lying or any human emotion. You really ARE that fat. - Sigh. - hee hee hee - Me and my big voice chip.
Fib alert! - You can't believe Odie! - No matter what he says, I did not paint him green! - And I wasn't with a two inch horsehair brush! - Here comes the liar now! - - Well, aren't you going to punish him?
Back just a little... - Okay, now, a little to the left... - Now come forward a few steps... - Scoot over a teense to the right... - Now forward again...a liiittle more... - Perfect! Now don't move! - Z
"Murray Kravitz...never went to the beach without wearing snow pants". - "Myrna Feen...five-time winner of the Ms. Zit competition". - Garfield, we're walking on hallowed ground. The nerd hall of fame.
YAWN - Today's sunday. - Sunday is the day I always put something weird in Jon's food. - This rubber snake should do the trick. - - Garfield, there seem to be a rubber snake in my salad. - Is today sunday! Boy are we in a rut.
Hey, Doc Boy, you look like a sissy in those teddy bear pajamas. - Ar leas I don't look like a geek in bunny pajamas. - Bears! Bears! Bears! Bunnies! Bunnies! Bunnies! Tell me they were adopted. I don't know. I was out at the time.
Hey, everybody, I'm back with a Christmas tree! - Did you chop down a good one, Doc Boy? You bet! And it was eeasy to find! - Gee, son, that looks just like the tree in our front yard. I get the feeling that's what made it so easy.