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Garfield

This year I resolve to sleep no more than eight hours a day! So let's see...eight hours a day times 365, divided by 24...is...121 and 2/3 days! Going to bed? Yup. Wake me on may third.

1 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

It's a beautiful morning! Wake me in the ugly afternoon.

2 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Have A Nice Day Shut Up And Pour Yes, stamp collecting can be very rewarding... EEEEEEEEEEEK!!! HELP! HELP! MY DATE IS TALKING ABOUT STAMPS! There, there dear...you can sit at our table. Oh, thank you! I collect bottle caps. OHSHUT UP!

3 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm tired of scratching you, Garfield. scratch scratch scratch Fascinating. scratch scratch scratch

4 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

bonka bonka bonka bonka bonka bonka THUD! Odie can make good time down the stairs now that they're buttered.

5 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Yesterday I filled the cookie jar. Now there's only one left. So what's your excude, Garfield? No excude. I just missed it, that's all.

6 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Oops! I dropped my sandwich on the floor. Well, ALMOST on the floor. Nice diving catch, Garfield. Thanks!

7 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

This is The National Cat Network Now back to our feature presentation... "Lassie Crosses the Freeway". I'm rooting for the trucks.

8 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

An unguarded hamburger! Cat food! Gotcha.

9 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, Gaaaarfieeeeld! scoop scoop pack pack Okay! Your turn.

10 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, what do you think of our refrigerator? It keeps the food off the floor. Do you think we should get a new one? Do you think air will catch on as a breathing medium? What say we go shopping? Jo, you don't "shop" for arefrigerator, you ma

11 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm looking for a new refrigerator. I see. Anything specific? Do you have any with alarms and a time lock?

12 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I love refrigerator shopping! I wonder what this lever does? How convenient.

13 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't know, Jon. As refrigerators go, I guess it's okay. But, don't they have anything bigger?

14 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

For the dieter, here's a fridge with a full-length mirroe. Absurd. For the indecisive diner, this one features a peephole. Silly. And for the cat owner...a pet door. Practical.

15 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Now this fridge has a 19" TV installed right in the door. And for the hopelessly decadent... A roll away bed! What? No hot tub?

16 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Attention! Attention! This meeting of the Loyal Order of Dog Haters is now in session! First, a special thanks to Lily for bringing the rats and milk tonight. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Now let's recite our oath. "Do unto dogs...thenrun!" Old

17 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Monday check. SPLUT! HA! FOOLEd YOU!

18 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I am the master of the house due to my superior intelligence! Your pants are on backwards.

19 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'll get it! Hello? ...sorry, he's eating. He can't be disturbed. That was rude? Tell me about it. They always call at mealtime.

20 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

SWISH! hop hop hop hop

21 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Jon had a new shirt. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! He's always like that till he finds all the pins.

22 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

WELL, I THINK I'LL EAT A BIRD! I gotta stop talking to myself.

23 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield. Yo. Do you know that easy chair we have? You mean that big purple scratching post in front of the T.V.? Well, mom thought it looked a little threadbare... It's just starting to get some personality. So, she made aslipcover for it. Uh-oh. T

24 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

This house is full of memories, Garfield. Yup, if only these walls could talk. Yup. They'd say, "get a life".

25 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Ever wake up feeling depressed, Garfield? Maybe it's my uneventful life. Or maybe it's because you glued my hand to my face!! Sure, blame me.

26 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, have you noticed how dull and repentitive our lives are? Garfield, have you noticed how dull and repentitive our lives are? Sigh.

27 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's do something. I thought we were. Something where we move. You lost me.

28 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

My life stinks. Your life isn't so hot either. Better than yours!

29 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I feel blue, Garfield. You doo look depressed. I know! I'll treat myself to a new pair of sweat socks! Oh no! He's contagious!

30 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Go get the ball, boy! ? PTOOEY!

31 January 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

OH, NO! Forest fires! Pestilence! DRought! Earthquakes! This won't delay lunch, will it?

1 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

You get the house filthy, and I clea it! You get the house filthy, and I clean it! Ah, the delicate balance of nature.

2 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Join us again next time for "Macrame and You"! Z Z GARFIELD! Z

3 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Good boy. pat pat Hey, who's the master around here? If you have to ask, it isn't you.

4 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Show-off.

5 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Am I in your chair, Garfield?

6 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

You wouldn't believe my day, Garfield. First, I tripped and fell down six flights of stairs. When I landed, I got my head stuck in a bucket of pork chops. Then, a roaming pack of hungry wolves mistook me for lunch... ...and chasedme into an open elevator

7 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Why do cats climb trees? For a number of reasons. Tweet tweet There's one now.

8 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Chirp. Ready or not, here I come! POW! BIFF! BOP! He was ready. Chirp.

9 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Much better.

10 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

LET GO, GARFIELD! I HAVE A NET! BOING! -

11 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

* There's more than one way to get a cat down a tree. Smart, real smart.

12 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

-

13 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

CONGRATULATIONS, ODIE!! You have just won an all expenses paid vacation to the backyard! First, a photo for the press. CLICK Bon voyage, you lucky pup! Send a postcard! -

14 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning. Well, some people have to ease into the day. I feel better after I've killed something.

15 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

KICK! CRASH! SPLAT IIIII BONK IIII CRASH IIIIII

16 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I have looked danger in the face and laughed! Drank milk that was past the expiration date.

17 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF THE LITTLE DOGS Yeah, right. GRR! GRR! GRR! GRR! GRR!

18 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

According to this chart, considering what you weigh, you should be eleven feet tall! Are you calling me short?

19 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT! SPLOIT! Whoa, that can't be good for the taste of the soup.

20 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

BRRRRIIINNG! Uh-oh. SMASH HURRY! HURRY UP AND PERK!!! plup ploop

21 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Arleeeene, babeeee! Hi, Garfield. Uh, don't you have someplace to go? And miss seeing how long you can hold that pose?

22 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Are we ever going to have a relationship, Garfield? Nah, we're different, you and I. You're neat, I'm a slob. You're refined, I'm just a regular guy. You're generous, kind and giving... And, you don't want to share your dinner dish...Bingo, baby-cakes.

23 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Arlene, do you mind if I do something impetuous? Go ahead. Bark! Bark! Bark! -

24 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Your key or mine, Arlene? Mine. Of course, my dear. ROWWRRRR

25 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Who's that? That's Odie, Arlene. BOOT! He kicks real nice. Doesn't he though?

26 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

It's been a perfect evening. Yes, it was. Good night, Arlene. Good night, Garfield. SMACK

27 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

RIIINNG! RIIINNG! Hi, Jon...Jon? Jon, are you there? rowr Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I must have dialed a wring number! I'll try again...'bye. RIIINNG! Hi, Jon? ...Jon?

28 February 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Boy, the days fly by fast...seems every time you turn around... SPLUT! It's monday again.

1 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Come to papa! AYIEEEE! I see you've met my Mongolian screaming carp. You're going to have to sleep sometime.

2 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Nice space helmet, Garfield. Thank you. Where's my goldfish? Exploring (burp) new frontiers.

3 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Two astronauts hovering above a hostile planet. BOOT! One opts to stay aboard while the other beams down to the surface.

4 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

On your mark, get set, go! And don't come back.

5 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon gave me this turtle to keep me amused. I'm taking it for a walk. Woah! Slow down, boy!

6 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Tag! You're it! WHOP! SLAM! CREEEK -

7 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you going to lie around all day? Of course not! I was planning to sit up for a few minutes this afternoon.

8 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

You're a worthless lump of blubber, Garfield. That wasn't very nice. Lumps of blubber have feelings too.

9 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Life is ugly. Though not as ugly as the underside of a dog's tongue.

10 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, you're lazy! I am NOT, Jon! Thanks.

11 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

You ought to tone up those muscles, Garfield! huff huff huff Yeah, right. huff huff huff How fit do you have to be to goof off?

12 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Pitiful

13 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH Sorry, Garfield, but I only have one chip left. If I had more, I'd share them with you. SLAP! CRONCH! Now you have LOTS more!

14 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Fetch, Odie! That should keep him busy for the rest of the week.

15 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Wake up, Garfield. The early bird gets the worm! ...the late cat would prefer coffee, pancakes and a side of bacon.

16 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Z He thinks it's night.

17 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

This is my uncle, "Tough Bob". He once had surgery with no anesthetic! That IS tough! Soon after, they changed his name to "Screaming Bob". He sure has big eyes.

18 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

grinka Feed me.

19 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

...hee hee SNORT! GARFIELD!! |||||||/

20 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

SLURP SLURRP! Look out! SLURRP!

21 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't look at my food like that! How about like this? Or myabe this? Now I've lost my appetite.

22 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, stealing my lunch wasn't nice. Not nice? NOT NICE? OH, NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! You're cold. What if I shaved my head as penance?

23 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! SPEAK TO ME! Hmm, my decoy sprung a leak.

24 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I have to admit you tenacity. You've pulled some dumb stunts. But this is the worst. Feed the teeth!

25 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I like to eat from each of the three basic food groups: what's in my bowl... What's on Jon's plate... And what's left over. GARFIELD!

26 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm tired of having the same thing for dinner every night... GLUP! Nothing? ...nothing.

27 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

DRIP Z DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP CREEEEEK DRAP DRAP DRAP DRAP

28 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

TA-DAH! You like yourself, don't you? Who wouldn't?

29 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, of all the species on earth, cats are the most self-centered! There are other species?

30 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

dingle dingle dingle POOMP! DEATH TO THE DINGLE BALLS!

31 March 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

This is called a "cat's cradle". It's amazing what one can do with just a piece of string in a few short minutes. Help. Simply amazing.

1 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, Garfield glued me to the chair again. When will I ever catch on to his tricks? Probably never.

2 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon doesn't suspect a thing. It makes me wish I was up to something.

3 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon! Jon! Jon, that's not a tongue! It's an alien parasite from outer space! It attached itself to Odie, and sucked out his brain! Jon, do you hear me?! We have to do something! Jon?! YAAAAHHHHH!! Z

4 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, for every man, there's a woman. Spare me. Mine is out there somewhere. Probably in hiding. I just gotta keep looking. I'll check under a rock.

5 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, this is Suzy. I'm not at home, but please leave a message at the tone... Unless you're Jon Arbuckle, in which case the machine will automatically hang up. ...beep! This is, uh, Ed Smith. CLICK-bzzzzzzz Just amazing.

6 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

After dinner we can come back to my place, my dear... Then we can put on grass skirts and carve monkey heads in coconuts. CLICK! Hello? Hence the moniker, "Mr. Dial Tone".

7 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a date! A date with a beautiful woman! DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT THIS?!

8 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's drink out of each other's glasses. How romantic! Actually, my last date tried to poison me.

9 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Waiter, have you seen my date? She left, sir. She said if you followed, I should call the police. Well, I guess a good night kiss is out of the question. That depends on the size of the tip, sir.

10 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Sigh Cloudy days are so depressing. Ah, there's the sun. There it goes again. -

11 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I hate mornings. They start too early in the day. I hereby declare that mornings shall not start until noon. scratch scratch Lunch time. Take that away and bring me breakfast.

12 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT! HEY! Get out of my food!

13 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

You can't have this chair, Garfield. I'm not moving...no matter what! GREAT! What are you up to?!

14 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, you don't like your attitude. It's too...dog-like. That's better. Now let's hear you meow.

15 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh, Garfield? Have you seen my new fern? Burp. Briefly.

16 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Greetings, earthling. I come to your planet in peace. Take me to your cook.

17 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

So, Odie... Did you enjoy your bath?

18 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Looks like a good audience out there tonight. SPLAT! Never trust the view from a knothole.

19 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Thank you for that standing ovation! COME BACK HERE!

20 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

And now a word from our sponsor. tappity tappity tappity. GET OFF MY FENCE!!! TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY

21 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

This restaurant is so fancy, when you order milk, they bring the cow to your table! SQUIIIRT! No offense, ma'am. Moo.

22 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

What do you get if you remove half a cat's brain? You a smart dog! Thank you! Please hold your adulation till the end of the performance!

23 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

BOO! Well, you've been a lovely audience. BOO! I'd like to give you all a big hug and a kiss. BOO! How about a good slap and a live badger up the nose?

24 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

-

25 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

BOING BOING BOING BOIG BOING BOING BOING BOING GARFIELD! STOP GIVING THE DOG COFFEE!

26 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, Jon, this is Liz. I was just calling to remind you that Garfield is due for his checkup next week... hisssssss CLICK -

27 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

and NOW it's TIME for... BOWLING FOR BEAN DIP! Brought to you by... Garfield, wherever you are, leave the remote control ALONE!

28 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah...ah... Choo! snif

29 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

So, Garfield, how was your dinner? Perfect, as usual. Thank you, thank you. No man can scoop a meal out of a can like that man can.

30 April 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's the paper, Garfield. Food, metro, sports, editorial, local, coupons, classified, entertainment... Ah, her eit is! The comics.

1 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Yo, Lardo! Move it! You're blocking the sun! C'mon, ape boy...I meant it! You wouldn't want to see me get mad! 'smatter, sasquatch breath? Are you ugly AND hard of hearing? I said let's go! Move it! Ans speaking of ugly, have youchecked a reflective surf

2 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Meow? Pardon? Meow meow. Okay, I'll bite. Meow. I've communicated with a lower life-form! I've been doing that for years.

3 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, this is for you! For me?! This is an empty box! Cats like to play in empty boxes. Get an empty cat.

4 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Garfield, a ball of yarn! You're supposed to chase it. What's my motivation?

5 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I've never understood why cats like balls of yarn so much. I can't speak for other cats. Personally, I sell them and use the cash to buy candy!

6 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Isn't it cute the way cats like to play with a ball of yarn? Where's the spaghetti?

7 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Cat's are fascinating. Like the way they ash themselves with their tongues. Actually, I'm trying to get spaghetti sauce off my arm.

8 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Uh-oh. -

9 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

CAT HAIR! CAT HAIR FOR EVERYONE! I hate shedding season.

10 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

You're shedding. I prefer to think of it as losing weight.

11 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Shedding contest! Your turn.

12 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed How about calling it a draw? Urf.

13 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Cat hair! WHY IS EVERYTHING I OWN COVERED WITH CAT HAIR?! I need brown socks.

14 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

You should exercide, Garfield. I am! The difference between a cat's relaxation and a cat's exercise is obviously too subtle for some to grasp.

15 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh. Doesn't it bug you when dogs get in front of you just because they want your Attention.

16 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon looks like he needs some attention. pat pat Nice Jon...good boy... purrrr And some professional help.

17 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Humans have much larger brains than cats do. You sure do... Now, how does this door work? Large and unwieldy.

18 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I assume the electrified cookie jar was your idea.

19 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! I found a dollar! I found another one! And another! Jon has a hole in his pocket. And another!

20 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

So, how'd the date go?

21 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Here we are at the amusement park. Those rides were sure scary. We got thrown out. I couldn't stop screaming. He spooked the ponies.

22 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

BANZAI! SPLOOSH! Why didn't you warn me we were having soup?WHAT?! Oh, come on! I can't be THAT fat! Sorry, it's true. You must be lying! Impossible. We computers are incapable of lying or any human emotion. You really ARE that fat. Sigh. hee hee hee Me a

23 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, it's a beautiful sunny day! Thanks for the warning.

24 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK You don't get outside enough, Garfield. Nothing but nature shows! click click click

25 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

My uncle Bob was quite the sage. "Slow down, take it easy." he used to say... Then ge got hit by a bus.

26 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

It was great growing up in the country, Garfield. My friends were farm animal. Ever tickle a hog? Can I go now?

27 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

How to KILL A Spider SLAM! How to KILL A Spider

28 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

zip I must have been upwind.

29 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Fib alert! You can't believe Odie! No matter what he says, I did not paint him green! And I wasn't with a two inch horsehair brush! Here comes the liar now! Well, aren't you going to punish him?

30 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I didn't get enough sleep last night. I slept the whole time. But the night just wasn't long enough.

31 May 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, get out of bed this instant! Garfield? Fortunately, there's a cot in the basement-

1 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

You could give lessons on doing nothing. No, I couldn't.

2 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

What are you going to do today, Garfield? Do? You're a funny guy.

3 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm hoping for a turkey vulture.

4 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

What are you doing? A scene from Romeo and Juliet?

5 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmm. *I* didn't do it! I DIDN'T do it! I didn't DO it! I didn't do IT! Rehearsing. All right! Who glued Odie to the ceiling?! Show time.

6 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

There's Odie's tongue. This probably means he's in the building somewhere.

7 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Filling in for Odie today will be this piece of cardboard! Oh. hi, Odie. Pssst, try to look dumber.

8 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, you're much smarter than you look! Though he's still dumb enough to think that's a compliment.

9 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

WHACK! Fore! Mind if I play through? -

10 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Everything you do annoys me. -

11 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Give it a rest. -

12 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Z SNORE boing * Yay! Z Yah-hoo! SNORE * Thrill seekers. Whee! Yee-ha!

13 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmm. Uh, Garfield. Don't ask.

14 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, I'm Nermal. I'm cute, and you're not. I'm young, and you're not. I'm feeling fine, and you're not.

15 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, you're going to be fifteen?! Zowie! FIFTEEN! I didn't know anything was that old! Don't push it kid. I mean, I thought dirt was eleven, maybe twelve years old!

16 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Cheer up, Garfield. Fifteen's not so old... For an oak tree! pat pat pat -

17 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Fifteen! I can't believe I'm going to be fifteen! How's it going, old man? -

18 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD! Ah, yes. 'tis true I have traversed fifteen notable years within this mortal coil. This auspicious occasion calls for an appropriate acknowledgement. FEED ME!

19 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

This seems like a good place to relax...planet earth. THUD! I hate you. I don't recall giving you permission to walk on my marble collection.

20 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm feeling very "up" today, Garfield. It'll pass. I'm wearing glow-in-the-dark underwear. Please, I'm eating. CLICK! Wanna see? Urp!

21 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog Heh heh heh WHACK!

22 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's our mail. Here's our neighbor's mail. And here's the mailman's wallet.

23 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't suppose it would hurt to ask. May I borrow a cup of sparrow? Actually, it did hurt.

24 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Will this be an exciting weekend? Or dull city? Aren't fingers amazing, Garfield? Helloooo, city limits.

25 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Chips! And dip! Uh, Garfield...

26 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Shoo doop dee doo This is it, Garfield! It's a new day, I have a new hairdo and the chicks are out! Ooooweee! What a babe! I just put my head in a birdbath, didn't I? Uh-huh. Excuse me, what are you looking at? Cloudy! Go away! -I'll bet you say that to a

27 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Z RRRRRRRRRR RRR Bring back that spark plug!

28 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't you hate those little crumbs that float on your coffee when you dunk your doughnuts? YUCK! GARFIELD!

29 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, for once I'd like a good night's sleep. Oh, all right. Here. ...AND the flares. You are no fun, you know that?

30 June 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Cookies FLASH! Traitor!

1 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Care to enter the contest, Jon? Well, do you? Go away. Guess how many anchovies I have in my mouth.

2 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are primal creatures. Yep, it's survival of the fittest. I think I'll go wrestle a meat loaf.

3 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

STRETCH SNAP! OW! Nyme up! Nyme up!!

4 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

First there was the horrifying "Brain Suckers From Mars". Then it was "Night Of The Living Toad Snatchers". What do you think? Now it's "The Wardrobe That Wouldn't Die".

5 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Yup, Garfield, just give me a bow tie. ...a snappy suit. And I'm ready to conquer the world! Don't forget your white flag.

6 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you think this tie is too ugply, Garfield? Not at all. It's just ugly enough.

7 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, do you think I have too much charm? Absolutely. Assuming "charm" is the name of the cologne you're wearing.

8 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Y'know Garfield, I'm getting better looking as I get older! And for good reason. Your eyesight is going!

9 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

What a strange day. I don't understand it, Garfield. People laughed at my tie all day. Are you sure it wasn't your bunny slippers?

10 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

O-DIE! munch munch munch munch munch GRRRRRRRR KICK! SPLOT! GRRRRRRRR

11 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Did you know it takes less effort to smile than to frown? Especially when you've got one of these masks.

12 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

CRASH! Did you know the mailman has been working out?

13 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, life is full of questions. Who am I? ...what is life's purpose? Why is Odie's tongue stuck in the VCR? I can't look.

14 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN! Hey, I did a sit-up! Suddenly I have this urge to make an exercise video!

15 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

-

16 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

What are you doing? Thanks for ruining it for us.

17 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

click SLAM! WAAIIIT a minute...

18 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Some people actually believe television causes stupiditity... Stupididdle...stupiddy... Not smartness! No kidding.

19 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Meow! What is it, boy? Meow! Timmy fell down the old well? You pushed him, didn't you? Meow! You wanna hero?! Get a dog!

20 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

click And now, bowling for geeks! AH HA! JUST FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS! click click click

21 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Yes, it slices, dices, chops and shreds! It cuts and cubes! It pulverizes! Selling cats? Yes.

22 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hidey-ho, early birds! Groan. Now, the farm report. Doug, there's a dead cow on route four... I hate early morning television.

23 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

click click click click click click click click click click click click I kind of enjoy it when there's nothing good on. click click click click click click click click click click

24 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh. Rats! I just can't get comfortable. * Z

25 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

push CRASH! Darn, seems I've miscalculated on the Bungee cord.

26 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN I'm struggling to stay awake. Why would anybody do that?

27 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Wha...?! All my socks have holes in them! Sounds like a job for the masked avengers!

28 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see, for dinner tonight, we'll have leftover roast beef... Already ate it. Mashed potatoes... Already ate them. And green beans. Smelled funny, so I gave them to Odie.

29 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I had too much butter on my corn on the cob. It was so slippery it got away from me and flew across the room! But I guess you knew that already.

30 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

31 July 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap ? tap tap -

1 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Jon, what's new? My life stinks. I said, what's NEW?

2 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Sad... I don't have anything better to do than this. I think I was just insulted.

3 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't think Jon's ever been more boring. I ever tell you about my aunt Edna's ingrown hair? Yes! He's over the top!

4 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, boy, a letter from home! Yep, you can always expect good news from home! Hey! Cousin Ed's forehead's clearing up! Get me out of here!

5 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, would you say I'm witty? I would if you paid me. For good you could be hilarious.

6 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

If Jon's personality was any less colorful, he'd be invisible. Right, Jon?

7 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Back just a little... Okay, now, a little to the left... Now come forward a few steps... Scoot over a teense to the right... Now forward again...a liiittle more... Perfect! Now don't move! Z

8 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

This cereal makes sounds when you pour on milk. AAOOOOGAH! Aaoooogah? Let's hope it tastes better than it sounds.

9 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

tick tick tick tick Z RII I have a hammer. tick tick tick tick Z

10 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I was cleaning the basement. Please explain. You found the sacred burial ground!

11 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Have you noticed one of Odie's ears is longer than the other?

12 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

WHANG! SPLOT! Let's not be forgetting who's the center of the universe here, pal.

13 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

You're disgusting, Garfield. You claw the furniture, eat all the food, chase the dog, shed everywhere... And you're selfish. What do you have to say to that? I saved you a bite of fern.

14 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, Odie. Now get on my shoulders. Hey, kid, is that your nose, or did you inhale a cantaloupe? SLURP! swipe MOM! Yo! The old lady on the park bench with the bag of peanuts.

15 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

What are those mice doing in our house, Garfield?! Thy're giving away t-shirts!

16 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield, cats are supposed to eat mice. I think you have mice confused with tuna. See? All gone.

17 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, a mouse just stole some cheese! Should I be chasing this mouse or something? I mean, what kind of cheese are we talking about?

18 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Squeak! Fine! Just let him walk by! He knew the password.

19 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon hired an exterminator. sqeak sqeak Heeeeere, mousey, mousey. He went with the lowest bidder.

20 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Is it my imagination, or are mice getting smarter?

21 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN Ah, the sounds of morning. ** chirp chirp chirp Birds singing... BONKA! BONKA! BONKA! BONKA! Jon falling down the sairs... YEEOW! Jon pouring hot coffee on his hand... AIYEE! Getting his fingers caught in the can opener... -Good morning, Garfield! An

22 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

BUMP! Ha! Ha! Ha! I mean, oops!

23 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I've decided to give you a cat treat, Garfield! All right! Here you go. So by "cat treat," you don't mean a a car?

24 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you have to stand there and shed while I'm eating? Not at all. You shed, I'll eat.

25 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

No! No! I won't eat your food! You can't make me! Oka! Okay! Have it your way! Bully.

26 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

If anybody needs me, I'll be in the next room. Sound asleep. In other words, if anybody needs me, though.

27 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Has it occured to you that I want to be alone? Yes, it has.

28 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

* dingle grrrrrrrrrr BARK ARF ARF BARK BARK ARF ARF ARF ARF THUD! Sigh.

29 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm goin gto the kitchen to bake 40 dozen cookies! And fix yourself a little something!

30 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Each of these cookies contains only one raisin. Okay, I'll try one. -

31 August 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

EEK! THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE COOKIE JAR! Would you hand me a chocolate chip cookie, please?

1 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh, Garfield... I'm storing chocolate chip cookies for the winter.

2 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

One cookie left. The polite thing to do would be to split it. Right. Not that it matters. Right.

3 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

OUCH! GARFIELD! Worst cookie I ever tasted.

4 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

snip snip I've really done it this time, Garfield! Ho boy... I've made a suit out of the sunday funnies! Now, when women come up to me to read the comics, I'll say something funny, if you know what I mean. City Park Your punchline is showing. Now, THAT'S

5 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to practice our communication skills. There are turkeys tap dancing in the tapioca! He's good.

6 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Life is strange and mysterious. True. Hard to believe you could lose your socks AFTER you put them on.

7 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Running into the wall contest! GO! SPLAT! You win.

8 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, yre you ticklish? I take it this tickling thing is meant to be of the amusement persuasion?

9 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, the traditional, "Family Around The Hearth". YAAAH! Followed by the traditional, "Flaming Socks Dance". Ooh! Ahh! Oooch! Yah!

10 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Quiet day today. Did I mention I rolled Odie up in a blanket and stuffed him onto the top shelf of the hall closet? Very quiet. Quiet indeed...

11 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

You'd never know it was such a nice day outside. Jon should clean these windows once in a while. Much better. Hey! Who left this window nyopen.

12 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

JON! THERE'S A BIG HAIRY SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM! A REALLY hairy spider! It's yusing your comb!

13 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

** Yo de lay hee hoo * -

14 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hairy spider! With a ponytail!

15 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

WHOP! Hey! You missed the spider and hit me! WHAT SPIDER?!

16 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Spider, this house isn't big enough for both of us. Well, actually it probably is... So let's just do this for fun. WHAP!

17 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! So much for THAT spider! My bunnies!

18 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

"Willard Norf...lost his front teeth when he got his pocket protector caught in a green thresher". "Sidney Wassle...owner of the world's largest collection of earwax". "Marvin Smaltz...accidentally glued his finger up his nose&qu

19 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm so proud of myself. I'm down to one cup of coffee a day. However, I am up to 50 doughnuts.

20 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm headin' fer the cattle roundup! That's MY steak! I don't see yer brand on it, pardner.

21 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Jon, how's this for an innocent smile? Now what have you done, Garfield? Hmmmm, needs more work.

22 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Gimme chocolate! This isn't like Jon. No, wait! Vanilla! no, peach! ...strawberry! You decide! No, I'll decide! No, you decide! That's like Jon.

23 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

There's one way to get noticed, Garfield. Just accentuate your best feature. Excuse me, I have healthy gums! I'm leaving.

24 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Do Not Beware Of The Dog Hey, buddy, how ya' doin'? Why have a sign?

25 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Isn't this great?! I love camping. The fresh air... The mountains... The flowers... The trees... The big spiders.

26 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Belinda Gizzard! I loved her in school. But, I got the impression she didn't like me. She made me eat my crayons. Ah yes...boy meets girl, girl makes boy eat art supplies.

27 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

beep beep boop I'm calling Belinda, and boy, am I nervous! Hello, Belinda? This is Jon Arbu.. CLICK Whew, I'm glad it's over. See, that wasn't so bad.

28 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a date tonight, Garfield. She's attracted to men with talent. Better hurry. It's almost 8:00. I'm taking my bongos! See you at 8:30.

29 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm really going to impress my date tonight, Garfield. We're going to a fancy restaurant. How do you say "chocolate milk" in French? Le Geek.

30 September 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

My date is very sophisticated, Garfield. And she likes witty men. This fake faucet should crack her up. Subtle, yet disgusting.

1 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

See ya, pal. I'm off to sweep my date off her feet with my charm and wordly ways. THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! We should get a light for those basement stairs...

2 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

dingle * * dingle dingle dingle dingle ** dingle * WHAP! dingle *

3 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Z When Jon's asleep, I can do anything I want! Z Z Z

4 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN eight hours sleep really zips by. It's tuesday. Whoa! It zipped by three times!

5 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not at my best in the morning. Of course, this is afternoon. Which should give you an idea of what mornings are like.

6 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick I'M SICK OF tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick ticktick tick tick

7 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going out now! Don't wait up. Ha, ha.

8 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Z ZIP How do you HEAR ice cream?!

9 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

WHAM! By golly, this dog whistle DOES work!

10 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

It would be wrong to eat that cake. Without a proper alibi. Odie did it.

11 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, I have a joke for you. HA! HA! HA! HA! Don't you think I should tell the joke before you laugh. Let's not ruin the moment, Jon.

12 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

It's amazin what one can do with a rolling pin. -

13 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

If I had a dollar for every cat hair on this rug, I'd be rich! Well, I'm doing MY part.

14 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

How do you tactfully tell someone their breath is bad? Mint?

15 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap Thought I saw a mosquito.

16 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap tap tap SHOONK EEEEEEEEEEK!!! GARFIELD! And the crowd goes wild!

17 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Seeing you happy makes me suspicious. Seeing him suspicious makes me happy.

18 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I cn't believe they're showing this movie on TV! "The man who stubbed his toe". I understand there's a lot of adult language in it.

19 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

If the earth were hurtling toward the sun, what would you do? Eat all the ice cream before it melts! Give me another fun situation!

20 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield... You don't know what you've got till it's gone. He knows about the meat loaf.

21 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not going to do anything today. Except feed you, of course.

22 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh... I forgot what I was going to say. Thank you. That saves me from having to do it.

23 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

blink poink ZIP thut ARRRRGGGGH!

24 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

On the count of three, go for the doughnut. One... TWO! Cats can't count.

25 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT! BONK! GONK! Odie did it!

26 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Someday I suppoes I'll look back on this and laugh. Personally, I think it's pretty funny right now.

27 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, is that you? Yeah. What's wrong? EVEN A CAT CAN HAVE A BAD HAIR DAY, OKAY?!

28 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

There's an article here about cats. snatch Whay read about it when you can scratch its tummy?

29 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

PUNT! CRASH! Some things just get better with time...

30 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Scary Stories Jon! Jon! YAAAAHH! Garfield! Don't scare me like that! If you want something, just tap me lightly on the shoulder! TAP TAP

31 October 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, don't you ever move? There was that time in '82. Why do you think we have legs?! To get our stomachs through buffet lines!

1 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I've decided to become a mime! I call this "a cat lust lying there".

2 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Some people are actually entertained by their pets. Why can't you be more like those people?

3 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

How come YOU always get to pick what we do? Because YOU can never think of anything, that's why.

4 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Want some eggs, Garfield? No thanks. I WOULD like some eggs... If he weren't fixing them with my spider swatter.

5 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I could lie here as usual . Or, dom something radical, like getting up. Or, work out a compromise.

6 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

The last muffin! SLAP! SLAP! grab grab grab grab grab grab CHOMP Yuck! the last RAISIN muffin.

7 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Fetch the invisible ball, Odie! That should keep him busy. -

8 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

GASP! AAAAAaaggghhhhh Garfield, I just fed you a half hour ago. Do you know how long that is in cat minutes?

9 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

What have you got there, Garfield? A feather pillow. chirp chirp With very fresh feathers.

10 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

CLONG! I was empty.

11 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

That's enough syrup on your pancakes, Garfield. Cheapskate.

12 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to get kicked, Odie! Well, that was fun.

13 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

munch munch munch munch Z Whew. BURP! Excuse me.

14 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't decide what to watch. click click click click click click click -Which is pretty entertaining. click click click

15 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you watch too much television? Way, way too much? If so, thank you from the bottom of our hearts. You're welcome.

16 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Arf! Arf! What is it, boy? Did Timmy fall down the well again? Arf! Leave him down there. Lead me to him! Arf! Good thinking! You can toss the dog in too!

17 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Say, friend, are you considered an idiot? Then we have just the product for you! I have three of those. Figures.

18 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

click Coming up next: help for those of you with short attention spans. click

19 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Pet food commercial.

20 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

scratch scratch scratch TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP DO YOU MIND?!

21 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

SNOORRRK Z Z FWEEEEEEEE

22 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

GO GET IT, BOY! GOOD BOY! BYE, BOY! Odie and I are playing "Fetch the Train".

23 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

The door came off its hinges and fell on Odie! OH NO! NOW THE HOUSE WILL BE DRAFTY!

24 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh look! My good buddy, Odie! PUNT! Oh look! My good buddy, Odie!

25 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

There are a thousand reasons why I wouldn't want to be a dog. And here they are.

26 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Something very tragic just happened to Odie! -

27 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN Today's sunday. Sunday is the day I always put something weird in Jon's food. This rubber snake should do the trick. Garfield, there seem to be a rubber snake in my salad. Is today sunday! Boy are we in a rut.

28 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, you're fat enough to be two cats. I'll go with that. Feed me.

29 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

SLASH! Thinking of you.

30 November 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Who ate the lasagna? Sometimes I worry about you, Jon. That was a rhetorical question.

1 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, I want you to know I'm trying to cut down on my insincerity. I think he bought it.

2 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

There's a real information explosion going on, Garfield. So many new things to learn! You no doubt are referring to the fact that the pizza delivery place has a new phone number?

3 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I've achieved "exasperating," and I've achieved "eye-popping". THONK! ALL RIGHT!!! "JAW-DROPPING"!!

4 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I suppose when you're the first snowflake of the season, you feel obligated to make a flashy entrance.

5 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Yes, Garfield. I'm aware Christmas is coming.

6 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Christmas is coming. -

7 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Decorations, presents, Caroling, presents, mistletoe and presents. Six things I love about Christmas.

8 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't think we'll decorate the house this Christmas, Garfield. Not decorate? ARRRGH! Know why? 'cause we're going to the farm! DOUBLE ARRRGH!

9 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I know you don't want to go to the farm for Christmas, but warm up to it, okay? HYUCK! HYUCK! HYUCK! STOP THAT!

10 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

C'mon, Garfield! We're leaving for the farm! Just a minute... Hurry up! What were you doing in there? Leaving Santa a forwarding address.

11 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

* OHHHHHHH... ** OH, WE'RE GOING TO THE FARM, WE'RE GOING TO THE FARM... ** * YES, WE'RE GOING TO THE FARM, 'CAUSE IT'S CHRIST-MAS_TIME!! * YES, WE'RE GOIN', GOIN', GOIN', GOIN', GOIN', GOIN', GOIN', GOIN' TO THE FAAARMMM... ** *'CAUSE IIIIT'S CHRRRISTMAA

12 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Mom! Dad! Jon! Son! Doc Boy! You know I hate it when you call me that. DOC BOY! MOM! Ah, brotherly love.

13 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Son, you and Odie can take this old room. What about Garfield? Don't worry about Garfield. Garfield will take THIS room!

14 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Dinner's ready. All right, MOM! Eight kinds of potatoes! slap A personal best!

15 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's you, Jonny, in the first grade. Awwww. And here's Doc Boy running maked through the soybeans. When was that taken? This summer. AWWWWW.

16 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

There's something special about Christmas on a farm. Something unique, that you can't get anywhere else. Such as Christmas cookies shaped like farm implements.

17 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

We're visiting Jon's family for Christmas. It's peaceful here on the farm. C'mon, Garfield! We're going to play "touch the udder". And weird.

18 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, you hold that steady, and I'll go up. Wait a minute! Why do I always have to hold the ladder? Why don't YOU hold the ladder?! Because I'm older, that's why! Oh, yeah? Well, I'm old enough to go up now, too! Move over! Hey,lookout! Ow! Stoppit! WOOA

19 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff sniff Christmas is in the air! And hot from the oven! Cookies are ready!

20 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Doc Boy, you look like a sissy in those teddy bear pajamas. Ar leas I don't look like a geek in bunny pajamas. Bears! Bears! Bears! Bunnies! Bunnies! Bunnies! Tell me they were adopted. I don't know. I was out at the time.

21 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, everybody, I'm back with a Christmas tree! Did you chop down a good one, Doc Boy? You bet! And it was eeasy to find! Gee, son, that looks just like the tree in our front yard. I get the feeling that's what made it so easy.

22 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Attention! Dad is going to give his annual holiday reading of "Binky, the Clown wo saved Christmas!" So everybody gather around real close! Okay, who drank the garlic nog?

23 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

What are you boys doing, waiting up for Santa? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! -

24 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't know, we've got the tree, the lights, the presents...but something's missing. It doesn't quite seem like Christmas yet. brappa brappa brappa brappa brappa BRAPPA BRAAAAAP CRASH! HIYA, SWEETIES! GRANDMA! Now it's Christmas.

25 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh. Good-bye, Christmas. Good-bye, Christmas tree... Good-bye, lights, good-bye, tinsel... Good-bye, presents, good-bye, wrapping paper... Good-bye, mistletoe... HE-LLOOOO LEFTOVERS!!!

26 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, a new year approaches! Full of hope! Full of promise! THUD! Full of mondays.

27 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Have any new year's resolutions, Garfield? Why, yes. It's not to do... TWAAAANNG! THIS anymore! GARFIELD! I dobt I'll keep it, though.

28 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT I've decided against pursuing a career in egg juggling.

29 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield is choosing his wardrobe for the new year's party. No, no. The polka dots just aren't you. Try the stripes. Perfect.

30 December 1993
 
 
   
Garfield

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!! BLAAAAT! December ...eve!

31 December 1993
 




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