Have A Nice Day Shut Up And Pour Yes, stamp collecting can be very rewarding... EEEEEEEEEEEK!!! HELP! HELP! MY DATE IS TALKING ABOUT STAMPS! There, there dear...you can sit at our table. Oh, thank you! I collect bottle caps. OHSHUT UP!
Are we ever going to have a relationship, Garfield? Nah, we're different, you and I. You're neat, I'm a slob. You're refined, I'm just a regular guy. You're generous, kind and giving... And, you don't want to share your dinner dish...Bingo, baby-cakes.
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH Sorry, Garfield, but I only have one chip left. If I had more, I'd share them with you. SLAP! CRONCH! Now you have LOTS more!
Hi, this is Suzy. I'm not at home, but please leave a message at the tone... Unless you're Jon Arbuckle, in which case the machine will automatically hang up. ...beep! This is, uh, Ed Smith. CLICK-bzzzzzzz Just amazing.
YAWN Today's sunday. Sunday is the day I always put something weird in Jon's food. This rubber snake should do the trick. Garfield, there seem to be a rubber snake in my salad. Is today sunday! Boy are we in a rut.
Hey, Doc Boy, you look like a sissy in those teddy bear pajamas. Ar leas I don't look like a geek in bunny pajamas. Bears! Bears! Bears! Bunnies! Bunnies! Bunnies! Tell me they were adopted. I don't know. I was out at the time.
Hey, everybody, I'm back with a Christmas tree! Did you chop down a good one, Doc Boy? You bet! And it was eeasy to find! Gee, son, that looks just like the tree in our front yard. I get the feeling that's what made it so easy.
I don't know, we've got the tree, the lights, the presents...but something's missing. It doesn't quite seem like Christmas yet. brappa brappa brappa brappa brappa BRAPPA BRAAAAAP CRASH! HIYA, SWEETIES! GRANDMA! Now it's Christmas.