This year I resolve to sleep no more than eight hours a day! - So let's see...eight hours a day times 365, divided by 24...is...121 and 2/3 days! - Going to bed? Yup. Wake me on may third.
1 January 1993
It's a beautiful morning! - - Wake me in the ugly afternoon.
2 January 1993
Have A Nice Day Shut Up And Pour - - Yes, stamp collecting can be very rewarding... - EEEEEEEEEEEK!!! - HELP! HELP! MY DATE IS TALKING ABOUT STAMPS! - There, there dear...you can sit at our table. Oh, thank you! - - I collect bottle caps. OH
3 January 1993
I'm tired of scratching you, Garfield. scratch scratch scratch - Fascinating. - scratch scratch scratch
4 January 1993
- bonka bonka bonka bonka bonka bonka THUD! - Odie can make good time down the stairs now that they're buttered.
5 January 1993
Yesterday I filled the cookie jar. Now there's only one left. - So what's your excude, Garfield? - No excude. I just missed it, that's all.
6 January 1993
Oops! I dropped my sandwich on the floor. - Well, ALMOST on the floor. - Nice diving catch, Garfield. Thanks!
7 January 1993
This is The National Cat Network - Now back to our feature presentation... - "Lassie Crosses the Freeway". I'm rooting for the trucks.
8 January 1993
An unguarded hamburger! - - Cat food! Gotcha.
9 January 1993
Oh, Gaaaarfieeeeld! - - - scoop scoop - pack pack - Okay! Your - turn.
10 January 1993
Garfield, what do you think of our refrigerator? It keeps the food off the floor. - Do you think we should get a new one? Do you think air will catch on as a breathing medium? - What say we go shopping? Jo, you don't "shop" for a
11 January 1993
I'm looking for a new refrigerator. I see. Anything specific? - - Do you have any with alarms and a time lock?
12 January 1993
I love refrigerator shopping! - I wonder what this lever does? - How convenient.
13 January 1993
I don't know, Jon. - As refrigerators go, I guess it's okay. - But, don't they have anything bigger?
14 January 1993
For the dieter, here's a fridge with a full-length mirroe. Absurd. - For the indecisive diner, this one features a peephole. Silly. - And for the cat owner...a pet door. Practical.
15 January 1993
Now this fridge has a 19" TV installed right in the door. - And for the hopelessly decadent... - A roll away bed! What? No hot tub?
16 January 1993
Attention! Attention! - This meeting of the Loyal Order of Dog Haters is now in session! - First, a special thanks to Lily for bringing the rats and milk tonight. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP - Now let's recite our oath. "Do unto dogs...then
17 January 1993
Monday check. - SPLUT! HA! - FOOLEd YOU!
18 January 1993
I am the master of the house due to my superior intelligence! - - Your pants are on backwards.
19 January 1993
I'll get it! - Hello? ...sorry, he's eating. He can't be disturbed. - That was rude? Tell me about it. They always call at mealtime.
20 January 1993
- SWISH! - hop hop hop hop
21 January 1993
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Jon had a new shirt. - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! - He's always like that till he finds all the pins.
22 January 1993
- WELL, I THINK I'LL EAT A BIRD! - I gotta stop talking to myself.
23 January 1993
- Hey, Garfield. Yo. - Do you know that easy chair we have? You mean that big purple scratching post in front of the T.V.? - Well, mom thought it looked a little threadbare... It's just starting to get some personality. - So, she made a
24 January 1993
This house is full of memories, Garfield. - Yup, if only these walls could talk. Yup. - They'd say, "get a life".
25 January 1993
Ever wake up feeling depressed, Garfield? - Maybe it's my uneventful life. - Or maybe it's because you glued my hand to my face!! Sure, blame me.
26 January 1993
Garfield, have you noticed how dull and repentitive our lives are? - - Garfield, have you noticed how dull and repentitive our lives are? Sigh.
27 January 1993
- Let's do something. I thought we were. - Something where we move. You lost me.
28 January 1993
My life stinks. - - Your life isn't so hot either. Better than yours!
29 January 1993
I feel blue, Garfield. - You doo look depressed. - I know! I'll treat myself to a new pair of sweat socks! Oh no! He's contagious!
30 January 1993
Z - Go get the ball, boy! - - - ? - PTOOEY!
31 January 1993