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Garfield

This year I resolve to sleep no more than eight hours a day! So let's see...eight hours a day times 365, divided by 24...is...121 and 2/3 days! Going to bed? Yup. Wake me on may third.

1 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

It's a beautiful morning! Wake me in the ugly afternoon.

2 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Have A Nice Day Shut Up And Pour Yes, stamp collecting can be very rewarding... EEEEEEEEEEEK!!! HELP! HELP! MY DATE IS TALKING ABOUT STAMPS! There, there dear...you can sit at our table. Oh, thank you! I collect bottle caps. OHSHUT UP!

3 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

I'm tired of scratching you, Garfield. scratch scratch scratch Fascinating. scratch scratch scratch

4 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

bonka bonka bonka bonka bonka bonka THUD! Odie can make good time down the stairs now that they're buttered.

5 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Yesterday I filled the cookie jar. Now there's only one left. So what's your excude, Garfield? No excude. I just missed it, that's all.

6 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Oops! I dropped my sandwich on the floor. Well, ALMOST on the floor. Nice diving catch, Garfield. Thanks!

7 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

This is The National Cat Network Now back to our feature presentation... "Lassie Crosses the Freeway". I'm rooting for the trucks.

8 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

An unguarded hamburger! Cat food! Gotcha.

9 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Oh, Gaaaarfieeeeld! scoop scoop pack pack Okay! Your turn.

10 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, what do you think of our refrigerator? It keeps the food off the floor. Do you think we should get a new one? Do you think air will catch on as a breathing medium? What say we go shopping? Jo, you don't "shop" for arefrigerator, you ma

11 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

I'm looking for a new refrigerator. I see. Anything specific? Do you have any with alarms and a time lock?

12 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

I love refrigerator shopping! I wonder what this lever does? How convenient.

13 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

I don't know, Jon. As refrigerators go, I guess it's okay. But, don't they have anything bigger?

14 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

For the dieter, here's a fridge with a full-length mirroe. Absurd. For the indecisive diner, this one features a peephole. Silly. And for the cat owner...a pet door. Practical.

15 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Now this fridge has a 19" TV installed right in the door. And for the hopelessly decadent... A roll away bed! What? No hot tub?

16 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Attention! Attention! This meeting of the Loyal Order of Dog Haters is now in session! First, a special thanks to Lily for bringing the rats and milk tonight. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Now let's recite our oath. "Do unto dogs...thenrun!" Old

17 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Monday check. SPLUT! HA! FOOLEd YOU!

18 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

I am the master of the house due to my superior intelligence! Your pants are on backwards.

19 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

I'll get it! Hello? ...sorry, he's eating. He can't be disturbed. That was rude? Tell me about it. They always call at mealtime.

20 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

SWISH! hop hop hop hop

21 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Jon had a new shirt. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! He's always like that till he finds all the pins.

22 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

WELL, I THINK I'LL EAT A BIRD! I gotta stop talking to myself.

23 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield. Yo. Do you know that easy chair we have? You mean that big purple scratching post in front of the T.V.? Well, mom thought it looked a little threadbare... It's just starting to get some personality. So, she made aslipcover for it. Uh-oh. T

24 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

This house is full of memories, Garfield. Yup, if only these walls could talk. Yup. They'd say, "get a life".

25 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Ever wake up feeling depressed, Garfield? Maybe it's my uneventful life. Or maybe it's because you glued my hand to my face!! Sure, blame me.

26 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, have you noticed how dull and repentitive our lives are? Garfield, have you noticed how dull and repentitive our lives are? Sigh.

27 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Let's do something. I thought we were. Something where we move. You lost me.

28 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

My life stinks. Your life isn't so hot either. Better than yours!

29 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

I feel blue, Garfield. You doo look depressed. I know! I'll treat myself to a new pair of sweat socks! Oh no! He's contagious!

30 January 1993
 


 
Garfield

Z Go get the ball, boy! ? PTOOEY!

31 January 1993
 




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