My date is very sophisticated, Garfield. - And she likes witty men. - This fake faucet should crack her up. Subtle, yet disgusting.
1 October 1993
See ya, pal. I'm off to sweep my date off her feet with my charm and wordly ways. - THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! - We should get a light for those basement stairs...
2 October 1993
dingle * - * dingle dingle - dingle dingle ** - dingle * - WHAP! - - dingle *
3 October 1993
Z When Jon's asleep, I can do anything I want! - Z - Z Z
4 October 1993
YAWN - eight hours sleep really zips by. - It's tuesday. - Whoa! It zipped by three times!
5 October 1993
I'm not at my best in the morning. - Of course, this is afternoon. - Which should give you an idea of what mornings are like.
6 October 1993
tick tick tick
7 October 1993
I'm going out now! - - Don't wait up. Ha, ha.
8 October 1993
Z - - ZIP How do you HEAR ice cream?!
9 October 1993
- - - - WHAM! - By golly, this dog whistle DOES work!
10 October 1993
It would be wrong to eat that cake. - Without a proper alibi. - Odie did it.
11 October 1993
Hey, Garfield, I have a joke for you. - HA! HA! HA! HA! Don't you think I should tell the joke before you laugh. - Let's not ruin the moment, Jon.
12 October 1993
- It's amazin what one can do with a rolling pin. -
13 October 1993
If I had a dollar for every cat hair on this rug, I'd be rich! - - Well, I'm doing MY part.
14 October 1993
How do you tactfully tell someone their breath is bad? - - Mint?
15 October 1993
- slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap - Thought I saw a mosquito.
16 October 1993
- tap tap tap tap - - - - SHOONK - EEEEEEEEEEK!!! GARFIELD! And the crowd goes wild!
17 October 1993
Seeing you happy makes me suspicious. - - Seeing him suspicious makes me happy.
18 October 1993
I cn't believe they're showing this movie on TV! - "The man who stubbed his toe". - I understand there's a lot of adult language in it.
19 October 1993
If the earth were hurtling toward the sun, what would you do? - Eat all the ice cream before it melts! - Give me another fun situation!
20 October 1993
You know, Garfield... - You don't know what you've got till it's gone. - He knows about the meat loaf.
21 October 1993
I'm not going to do anything today. - - Except feed you, of course.
22 October 1993
Uh... - I forgot what I was going to say. Thank you. - That saves me from having to do it.
23 October 1993
- - - - blink poink ZIP thut - - ARRRRGGGGH!
24 October 1993
On the count of three, go for the doughnut. - One... - TWO! Cats can't count.
25 October 1993
BOOT! - BONK! - GONK! Odie did it!
26 October 1993
Someday I suppoes I'll look back on this and laugh. - - Personally, I think it's pretty funny right now.
27 October 1993
Garfield, is that you? Yeah. - What's wrong? - EVEN A CAT CAN HAVE A BAD HAIR DAY, OKAY?!
28 October 1993
There's an article here about cats. - snatch - Whay read about it when you can scratch its tummy?
29 October 1993
PUNT! - CRASH! - Some things just get better with time...
30 October 1993
Scary Stories - - Jon! Jon! - YAAAAHH! - Garfield! Don't scare me like that! - If you want something, just tap me lightly on the shoulder! - - TAP TAP
31 October 1993