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Garfield

My date is very sophisticated, Garfield. And she likes witty men. This fake faucet should crack her up. Subtle, yet disgusting.

1 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

See ya, pal. I'm off to sweep my date off her feet with my charm and wordly ways. THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! We should get a light for those basement stairs...

2 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

dingle * * dingle dingle dingle dingle ** dingle * WHAP! dingle *

3 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

Z When Jon's asleep, I can do anything I want! Z Z Z

4 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

YAWN eight hours sleep really zips by. It's tuesday. Whoa! It zipped by three times!

5 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

I'm not at my best in the morning. Of course, this is afternoon. Which should give you an idea of what mornings are like.

6 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick I'M SICK OF tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick ticktick tick tick

7 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

I'm going out now! Don't wait up. Ha, ha.

8 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

Z ZIP How do you HEAR ice cream?!

9 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

WHAM! By golly, this dog whistle DOES work!

10 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

It would be wrong to eat that cake. Without a proper alibi. Odie did it.

11 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, I have a joke for you. HA! HA! HA! HA! Don't you think I should tell the joke before you laugh. Let's not ruin the moment, Jon.

12 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

It's amazin what one can do with a rolling pin. -

13 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

If I had a dollar for every cat hair on this rug, I'd be rich! Well, I'm doing MY part.

14 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

How do you tactfully tell someone their breath is bad? Mint?

15 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap Thought I saw a mosquito.

16 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

tap tap tap tap SHOONK EEEEEEEEEEK!!! GARFIELD! And the crowd goes wild!

17 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

Seeing you happy makes me suspicious. Seeing him suspicious makes me happy.

18 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

I cn't believe they're showing this movie on TV! "The man who stubbed his toe". I understand there's a lot of adult language in it.

19 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

If the earth were hurtling toward the sun, what would you do? Eat all the ice cream before it melts! Give me another fun situation!

20 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield... You don't know what you've got till it's gone. He knows about the meat loaf.

21 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

I'm not going to do anything today. Except feed you, of course.

22 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

Uh... I forgot what I was going to say. Thank you. That saves me from having to do it.

23 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

blink poink ZIP thut ARRRRGGGGH!

24 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

On the count of three, go for the doughnut. One... TWO! Cats can't count.

25 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

BOOT! BONK! GONK! Odie did it!

26 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

Someday I suppoes I'll look back on this and laugh. Personally, I think it's pretty funny right now.

27 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, is that you? Yeah. What's wrong? EVEN A CAT CAN HAVE A BAD HAIR DAY, OKAY?!

28 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

There's an article here about cats. snatch Whay read about it when you can scratch its tummy?

29 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

PUNT! CRASH! Some things just get better with time...

30 October 1993
 


 
Garfield

Scary Stories Jon! Jon! YAAAAHH! Garfield! Don't scare me like that! If you want something, just tap me lightly on the shoulder! TAP TAP

31 October 1993
 




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