Garfield, don't you ever move? There was that time in '82. - Why do you think we have legs?! - To get our stomachs through buffet lines!
1 November 1993
I've decided to become a mime! - - I call this "a cat lust lying there".
2 November 1993
Some people are actually entertained by their pets. - - Why can't you be more like those people?
3 November 1993
- - How come YOU always get to pick what we do? Because YOU can never think of anything, that's why.
4 November 1993
Want some eggs, Garfield? No thanks. - I WOULD like some eggs... - If he weren't fixing them with my spider swatter.
5 November 1993
I could lie here as usual . Or, dom something radical, like getting up. - Or, work out a compromise.
6 November 1993
- The last muffin! - SLAP! SLAP! - grab grab grab grab grab grab - - CHOMP - Yuck! the last RAISIN muffin.
7 November 1993
Fetch the invisible ball, Odie! - That should keep him busy. -
8 November 1993
GASP! - AAAAAaaggghhhhh - Garfield, I just fed you a half hour ago. Do you know how long that is in cat minutes?
9 November 1993
What have you got there, Garfield? A feather pillow. - chirp chirp - With very fresh feathers.
10 November 1993
- CLONG! - I was empty.
11 November 1993
- - That's enough syrup on your pancakes, Garfield. Cheapskate.
12 November 1993
Time to get kicked, Odie! - - Well, that was fun.
13 November 1993
- - - munch munch munch munch - Z - Whew. - BURP! - Excuse me.
14 November 1993
I can't decide what to watch. click click click - click click click click -Which is pretty entertaining. click click click
15 November 1993
Do you watch too much television? - Way, way too much? - If so, thank you from the bottom of our hearts. You're welcome.
16 November 1993
Arf! Arf! What is it, boy? - Did Timmy fall down the well again? Arf! Leave him down there. - Lead me to him! Arf! Good thinking! You can toss the dog in too!
17 November 1993
Say, friend, are you considered an idiot? - Then we have just the product for you! - I have three of those. Figures.
18 November 1993
click - Coming up next: help for those of you with short attention spans. - click
19 November 1993
- - Pet food commercial.
20 November 1993
- - scratch scratch scratch - TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP scratch scratch scratch - - scratch scratch scratch TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP DO YOU MIND?!
21 November 1993
SNOORRRK Z - Z - FWEEEEEEEE
22 November 1993
GO GET IT, BOY! - GOOD BOY! BYE, BOY! - Odie and I are playing "Fetch the Train".
23 November 1993
The door came off its hinges and fell on Odie! - OH NO! - NOW THE HOUSE WILL BE DRAFTY!
24 November 1993
Oh look! My good buddy, Odie! - PUNT! - Oh look! My good buddy, Odie!
25 November 1993
There are a thousand reasons why I wouldn't want to be a dog. - - And here they are.
26 November 1993
- Something very tragic just happened to Odie! -
27 November 1993
YAWN - Today's sunday. - Sunday is the day I always put something weird in Jon's food. - This rubber snake should do the trick. - - Garfield, there seem to be a rubber snake in my salad. - Is today sunday! Boy are we in a rut.
28 November 1993
Garfield, you're fat enough to be two cats. - I'll go with that. - Feed me.
29 November 1993
- SLASH! - Thinking of you.
30 November 1993