Garfield, don't you ever move? There was that time in '82. Why do you think we have legs?! To get our stomachs through buffet lines!
1 November 1993
I've decided to become a mime! I call this "a cat lust lying there".
2 November 1993
Some people are actually entertained by their pets. Why can't you be more like those people?
3 November 1993
How come YOU always get to pick what we do? Because YOU can never think of anything, that's why.
4 November 1993
Want some eggs, Garfield? No thanks. I WOULD like some eggs... If he weren't fixing them with my spider swatter.
5 November 1993
I could lie here as usual . Or, dom something radical, like getting up. Or, work out a compromise.
6 November 1993
The last muffin! SLAP! SLAP! grab grab grab grab grab grab CHOMP Yuck! the last RAISIN muffin.
7 November 1993
Fetch the invisible ball, Odie! That should keep him busy. -
8 November 1993
GASP! AAAAAaaggghhhhh Garfield, I just fed you a half hour ago. Do you know how long that is in cat minutes?
9 November 1993
What have you got there, Garfield? A feather pillow. chirp chirp With very fresh feathers.
10 November 1993
CLONG! I was empty.
11 November 1993
That's enough syrup on your pancakes, Garfield. Cheapskate.
12 November 1993
Time to get kicked, Odie! Well, that was fun.
13 November 1993
munch munch munch munch Z Whew. BURP! Excuse me.
14 November 1993
I can't decide what to watch. click click click click click click click -Which is pretty entertaining. click click click
15 November 1993
Do you watch too much television? Way, way too much? If so, thank you from the bottom of our hearts. You're welcome.
16 November 1993
Arf! Arf! What is it, boy? Did Timmy fall down the well again? Arf! Leave him down there. Lead me to him! Arf! Good thinking! You can toss the dog in too!
17 November 1993
Say, friend, are you considered an idiot? Then we have just the product for you! I have three of those. Figures.
18 November 1993
click Coming up next: help for those of you with short attention spans. click
19 November 1993
Pet food commercial.
20 November 1993
scratch scratch scratch TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP DO YOU MIND?!
21 November 1993
SNOORRRK Z Z FWEEEEEEEE
22 November 1993
GO GET IT, BOY! GOOD BOY! BYE, BOY! Odie and I are playing "Fetch the Train".
23 November 1993
The door came off its hinges and fell on Odie! OH NO! NOW THE HOUSE WILL BE DRAFTY!
24 November 1993
Oh look! My good buddy, Odie! PUNT! Oh look! My good buddy, Odie!
25 November 1993
There are a thousand reasons why I wouldn't want to be a dog. And here they are.
26 November 1993
Something very tragic just happened to Odie! -
27 November 1993
YAWN Today's sunday. Sunday is the day I always put something weird in Jon's food. This rubber snake should do the trick. Garfield, there seem to be a rubber snake in my salad. Is today sunday! Boy are we in a rut.
28 November 1993
Garfield, you're fat enough to be two cats. I'll go with that. Feed me.
29 November 1993
SLASH! Thinking of you.
30 November 1993