Garfield, don't you ever move? There was that time in '82. Why do you think we have legs?! To get our stomachs through buffet lines!1 November 1993 |
 I've decided to become a mime! I call this "a cat lust lying there".2 November 1993 |
 Some people are actually entertained by their pets. Why can't you be more like those people?3 November 1993 |
 How come YOU always get to pick what we do? Because YOU can never think of anything, that's why.4 November 1993 |
 Want some eggs, Garfield? No thanks. I WOULD like some eggs... If he weren't fixing them with my spider swatter.5 November 1993 |
 I could lie here as usual . Or, dom something radical, like getting up. Or, work out a compromise.6 November 1993 |
 The last muffin! SLAP! SLAP! grab grab grab grab grab grab CHOMP Yuck! the last RAISIN muffin.7 November 1993 |
 Fetch the invisible ball, Odie! That should keep him busy. -8 November 1993 |
 GASP! AAAAAaaggghhhhh Garfield, I just fed you a half hour ago. Do you know how long that is in cat minutes?9 November 1993 |
 What have you got there, Garfield? A feather pillow. chirp chirp With very fresh feathers.10 November 1993 |
 CLONG! I was empty.11 November 1993 |
 That's enough syrup on your pancakes, Garfield. Cheapskate.12 November 1993 |
 Time to get kicked, Odie! Well, that was fun.13 November 1993 |
 munch munch munch munch Z Whew. BURP! Excuse me.14 November 1993 |
 I can't decide what to watch. click click click click click click click -Which is pretty entertaining. click click click15 November 1993 |
 Do you watch too much television? Way, way too much? If so, thank you from the bottom of our hearts. You're welcome.16 November 1993 |
 Arf! Arf! What is it, boy? Did Timmy fall down the well again? Arf! Leave him down there. Lead me to him! Arf! Good thinking! You can toss the dog in too!17 November 1993 |
 Say, friend, are you considered an idiot? Then we have just the product for you! I have three of those. Figures.18 November 1993 |
 click Coming up next: help for those of you with short attention spans. click19 November 1993 |
 Pet food commercial.20 November 1993 |
 scratch scratch scratch TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP DO YOU MIND?!21 November 1993 |
 SNOORRRK Z Z FWEEEEEEEE22 November 1993 |
 GO GET IT, BOY! GOOD BOY! BYE, BOY! Odie and I are playing "Fetch the Train".23 November 1993 |
 The door came off its hinges and fell on Odie! OH NO! NOW THE HOUSE WILL BE DRAFTY!24 November 1993 |
 Oh look! My good buddy, Odie! PUNT! Oh look! My good buddy, Odie!25 November 1993 |
 There are a thousand reasons why I wouldn't want to be a dog. And here they are.26 November 1993 |
 Something very tragic just happened to Odie! -27 November 1993 |
 YAWN Today's sunday. Sunday is the day I always put something weird in Jon's food. This rubber snake should do the trick. Garfield, there seem to be a rubber snake in my salad. Is today sunday! Boy are we in a rut.28 November 1993 |
 Garfield, you're fat enough to be two cats. I'll go with that. Feed me.29 November 1993 |
 SLASH! Thinking of you.30 November 1993 |
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