Who ate the lasagna? Sometimes I worry about you, Jon. That was a rhetorical question.
1 December 1993
Jon, I want you to know I'm trying to cut down on my insincerity. I think he bought it.
2 December 1993
There's a real information explosion going on, Garfield. So many new things to learn! You no doubt are referring to the fact that the pizza delivery place has a new phone number?
3 December 1993
I've achieved "exasperating," and I've achieved "eye-popping". THONK! ALL RIGHT!!! "JAW-DROPPING"!!
4 December 1993
I suppose when you're the first snowflake of the season, you feel obligated to make a flashy entrance.
5 December 1993
Yes, Garfield. I'm aware Christmas is coming.
6 December 1993
Christmas is coming. -
7 December 1993
Decorations, presents, Caroling, presents, mistletoe and presents. Six things I love about Christmas.
8 December 1993
I don't think we'll decorate the house this Christmas, Garfield. Not decorate? ARRRGH! Know why? 'cause we're going to the farm! DOUBLE ARRRGH!
9 December 1993
Garfield, I know you don't want to go to the farm for Christmas, but warm up to it, okay? HYUCK! HYUCK! HYUCK! STOP THAT!
10 December 1993
C'mon, Garfield! We're leaving for the farm! Just a minute... Hurry up! What were you doing in there? Leaving Santa a forwarding address.
11 December 1993
* OHHHHHHH... ** OH, WE'RE GOING TO THE FARM, WE'RE GOING TO THE FARM... ** * YES, WE'RE GOING TO THE FARM, 'CAUSE IT'S CHRIST-MAS_TIME!! * YES, WE'RE GOIN', GOIN', GOIN', GOIN', GOIN', GOIN', GOIN', GOIN' TO THE FAAARMMM... ** *'CAUSE IIIIT'S CHRRRISTMAA
12 December 1993
Mom! Dad! Jon! Son! Doc Boy! You know I hate it when you call me that. DOC BOY! MOM! Ah, brotherly love.
13 December 1993
Son, you and Odie can take this old room. What about Garfield? Don't worry about Garfield. Garfield will take THIS room!
14 December 1993
Dinner's ready. All right, MOM! Eight kinds of potatoes! slap A personal best!
15 December 1993
Here's you, Jonny, in the first grade. Awwww. And here's Doc Boy running maked through the soybeans. When was that taken? This summer. AWWWWW.
16 December 1993
There's something special about Christmas on a farm. Something unique, that you can't get anywhere else. Such as Christmas cookies shaped like farm implements.
17 December 1993
We're visiting Jon's family for Christmas. It's peaceful here on the farm. C'mon, Garfield! We're going to play "touch the udder". And weird.
18 December 1993
Okay, you hold that steady, and I'll go up. Wait a minute! Why do I always have to hold the ladder? Why don't YOU hold the ladder?! Because I'm older, that's why! Oh, yeah? Well, I'm old enough to go up now, too! Move over! Hey,lookout! Ow! Stoppit! WOOA
19 December 1993
sniff sniff sniff sniff Christmas is in the air! And hot from the oven! Cookies are ready!
20 December 1993
Hey, Doc Boy, you look like a sissy in those teddy bear pajamas. Ar leas I don't look like a geek in bunny pajamas. Bears! Bears! Bears! Bunnies! Bunnies! Bunnies! Tell me they were adopted. I don't know. I was out at the time.
21 December 1993
Hey, everybody, I'm back with a Christmas tree! Did you chop down a good one, Doc Boy? You bet! And it was eeasy to find! Gee, son, that looks just like the tree in our front yard. I get the feeling that's what made it so easy.
22 December 1993
Attention! Dad is going to give his annual holiday reading of "Binky, the Clown wo saved Christmas!" So everybody gather around real close! Okay, who drank the garlic nog?
23 December 1993
What are you boys doing, waiting up for Santa? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! -
24 December 1993
I don't know, we've got the tree, the lights, the presents...but something's missing. It doesn't quite seem like Christmas yet. brappa brappa brappa brappa brappa BRAPPA BRAAAAAP CRASH! HIYA, SWEETIES! GRANDMA! Now it's Christmas.
25 December 1993
Sigh. Good-bye, Christmas. Good-bye, Christmas tree... Good-bye, lights, good-bye, tinsel... Good-bye, presents, good-bye, wrapping paper... Good-bye, mistletoe... HE-LLOOOO LEFTOVERS!!!
26 December 1993
Ah, a new year approaches! Full of hope! Full of promise! THUD! Full of mondays.
27 December 1993
Have any new year's resolutions, Garfield? Why, yes. It's not to do... TWAAAANNG! THIS anymore! GARFIELD! I dobt I'll keep it, though.
28 December 1993
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT I've decided against pursuing a career in egg juggling.
29 December 1993
Garfield is choosing his wardrobe for the new year's party. No, no. The polka dots just aren't you. Try the stripes. Perfect.
30 December 1993
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!! BLAAAAT! December ...eve!
31 December 1993