Who ate the lasagna? - - Sometimes I worry about you, Jon. That was a rhetorical question.
1 December 1993
Jon, I want you to know I'm trying to cut down on my insincerity. - - I think he bought it.
2 December 1993
There's a real information explosion going on, Garfield. - So many new things to learn! - You no doubt are referring to the fact that the pizza delivery place has a new phone number?
3 December 1993
I've achieved "exasperating," and I've achieved "eye-popping". - THONK! - ALL RIGHT!!! "JAW-DROPPING"!!
4 December 1993
- - - - - - I suppose when you're the first snowflake of the season, you feel obligated to make a flashy entrance.
5 December 1993
- - Yes, Garfield. I'm aware Christmas is coming.
6 December 1993
- Christmas is coming. -
7 December 1993
Decorations, presents, - Caroling, presents, mistletoe and presents. - Six things I love about Christmas.
8 December 1993
I don't think we'll decorate the house this Christmas, Garfield. Not decorate? ARRRGH! - Know why? - 'cause we're going to the farm! DOUBLE ARRRGH!
9 December 1993
Garfield, I know you don't want to go to the farm for Christmas, but warm up to it, okay? - HYUCK! HYUCK! HYUCK! - STOP THAT!
10 December 1993
C'mon, Garfield! We're leaving for the farm! Just a minute... - Hurry up! - What were you doing in there? Leaving Santa a forwarding address.
11 December 1993
'CAUSE IIIIT'S CHRRRISTMAAAS-TIIIIIIIMME!!! ** - So, what do you boys want to sing next? - Boys?
12 December 1993
Mom! Dad! Jon! Son! - Doc Boy! - You know I hate it when you call me that. - DOC BOY! MOM! Ah, brotherly love.
13 December 1993
Son, you and Odie can take this old room. - What about Garfield? Don't worry about Garfield. - Garfield will take THIS room!
14 December 1993
Dinner's ready. - All right, MOM! - Eight kinds of potatoes! slap A personal best!
15 December 1993
Here's you, Jonny, in the first grade. Awwww. - And here's Doc Boy running maked through the soybeans. When was that taken? - This summer. AWWWWW.
16 December 1993
There's something special about Christmas on a farm. - Something unique, that you can't get anywhere else. - Such as Christmas cookies shaped like farm implements.
17 December 1993
We're visiting Jon's family for Christmas. - It's peaceful here on the farm. - C'mon, Garfield! We're going to play "touch the udder". And weird.
18 December 1993
lookout! Ow! Stoppit! - WOOAAAHHH!!! CRASH YOU BOYS STOP THAT FIGHTING AND GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!! - What am I going to do with you two? Why don't you plug them in?
19 December 1993
sniff sniff sniff sniff - Christmas is in the air! - And hot from the oven! Cookies are ready!
20 December 1993
Hey, Doc Boy, you look like a sissy in those teddy bear pajamas. - Ar leas I don't look like a geek in bunny pajamas. - Bears! Bears! Bears! Bunnies! Bunnies! Bunnies! Tell me they were adopted. I don't know. I was out at the time.
21 December 1993
Hey, everybody, I'm back with a Christmas tree! - Did you chop down a good one, Doc Boy? You bet! And it was eeasy to find! - Gee, son, that looks just like the tree in our front yard. I get the feeling that's what made it so easy.
22 December 1993
Attention! Dad is going to give his annual holiday reading of "Binky, the Clown wo saved Christmas!" - So everybody gather around real close! - Okay, who drank the garlic nog?
23 December 1993
What are you boys doing, waiting up for Santa? - HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! -
24 December 1993
I don't know, we've got the tree, the lights, the presents...but something's missing. It doesn't quite seem like Christmas yet. brappa brappa brappa brappa - brappa BRAPPA BRAAAAAP CRASH! - HIYA, SWEETIES! GRANDMA! Now it's Christmas.
25 December 1993
Sigh. - Good-bye, Christmas. - Good-bye, Christmas tree... - Good-bye, lights, good-bye, tinsel... - Good-bye, presents, good-bye, wrapping paper... - Good-bye, mistletoe... - HE-LLOOOO LEFTOVERS!!!
26 December 1993
Ah, a new year approaches! Full of hope! Full of promise! - THUD! - Full of mondays.
27 December 1993
Have any new year's resolutions, Garfield? Why, yes. It's not to do... - TWAAAANNG! THIS anymore! - GARFIELD! I dobt I'll keep it, though.
28 December 1993
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT - - I've decided against pursuing a career in egg juggling.
29 December 1993
Garfield is choosing his wardrobe for the new year's party. - No, no. The polka dots just aren't you. Try the stripes. - Perfect.
30 December 1993
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!! BLAAAAT! - December - ...eve!
31 December 1993