OH, NO! Forest fires! Pestilence! DRought! Earthquakes! This won't delay lunch, will it?
1 February 1993
You get the house filthy, and I clea it! You get the house filthy, and I clean it! Ah, the delicate balance of nature.
2 February 1993
Join us again next time for "Macrame and You"! Z Z GARFIELD! Z
3 February 1993
Good boy. pat pat Hey, who's the master around here? If you have to ask, it isn't you.
4 February 1993
5 February 1993
Am I in your chair, Garfield?
6 February 1993
You wouldn't believe my day, Garfield. First, I tripped and fell down six flights of stairs. When I landed, I got my head stuck in a bucket of pork chops. Then, a roaming pack of hungry wolves mistook me for lunch... ...and chasedme into an open elevator
7 February 1993
Why do cats climb trees? For a number of reasons. Tweet tweet There's one now.
8 February 1993
Chirp. Ready or not, here I come! POW! BIFF! BOP! He was ready. Chirp.
9 February 1993
10 February 1993
LET GO, GARFIELD! I HAVE A NET! BOING! -
11 February 1993
* There's more than one way to get a cat down a tree. Smart, real smart.
12 February 1993
13 February 1993
CONGRATULATIONS, ODIE!! You have just won an all expenses paid vacation to the backyard! First, a photo for the press. CLICK Bon voyage, you lucky pup! Send a postcard! -
14 February 1993
Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning. Well, some people have to ease into the day. I feel better after I've killed something.
15 February 1993
KICK! CRASH! SPLAT IIIII BONK IIII CRASH IIIIII
16 February 1993
I have looked danger in the face and laughed! Drank milk that was past the expiration date.
17 February 1993
BEWARE OF THE LITTLE DOGS Yeah, right. GRR! GRR! GRR! GRR! GRR!
18 February 1993
According to this chart, considering what you weigh, you should be eleven feet tall! Are you calling me short?
19 February 1993
BOOT! SPLOIT! Whoa, that can't be good for the taste of the soup.
20 February 1993
BRRRRIIINNG! Uh-oh. SMASH HURRY! HURRY UP AND PERK!!! plup ploop
21 February 1993
Arleeeene, babeeee! Hi, Garfield. Uh, don't you have someplace to go? And miss seeing how long you can hold that pose?
22 February 1993
Are we ever going to have a relationship, Garfield? Nah, we're different, you and I. You're neat, I'm a slob. You're refined, I'm just a regular guy. You're generous, kind and giving... And, you don't want to share your dinner dish...Bingo, baby-cakes.
23 February 1993
Arlene, do you mind if I do something impetuous? Go ahead. Bark! Bark! Bark! -
24 February 1993
Your key or mine, Arlene? Mine. Of course, my dear. ROWWRRRR
25 February 1993
Who's that? That's Odie, Arlene. BOOT! He kicks real nice. Doesn't he though?
26 February 1993
It's been a perfect evening. Yes, it was. Good night, Arlene. Good night, Garfield. SMACK
27 February 1993
RIIINNG! RIIINNG! Hi, Jon...Jon? Jon, are you there? rowr Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I must have dialed a wring number! I'll try again...'bye. RIIINNG! Hi, Jon? ...Jon?
28 February 1993