Boy, the days fly by fast...seems every time you turn around... - SPLUT! - It's monday again.
1 March 1993
Come to papa! - AYIEEEE! - I see you've met my Mongolian screaming carp. You're going to have to sleep sometime.
2 March 1993
Nice space helmet, Garfield. Thank you. - - Where's my goldfish? Exploring (burp) new frontiers.
3 March 1993
Two astronauts hovering above a hostile planet. - BOOT! - One opts to stay aboard while the other beams down to the surface.
4 March 1993
On your mark, get set, go! - - And don't come back.
5 March 1993
Jon gave me this turtle to keep me amused. - I'm taking it for a walk. - Woah! Slow down, boy!
6 March 1993
Tag! You're it! WHOP! - - SLAM! - - CREEEK -
7 March 1993
Are you going to lie around all day? Of course not! - - I was planning to sit up for a few minutes this afternoon.
8 March 1993
You're a worthless lump of blubber, Garfield. - That wasn't very nice. - Lumps of blubber have feelings too.
9 March 1993
Life is ugly. - - Though not as ugly as the underside of a dog's tongue.
10 March 1993
Garfield, you're lazy! - I am NOT, Jon! - Thanks.
11 March 1993
You ought to tone up those muscles, Garfield! huff huff huff - Yeah, right. huff huff huff - How fit do you have to be to goof off?
12 March 1993
- - Pitiful
13 March 1993
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - Sorry, Garfield, but I only have one chip left. - If I had more, I'd share them with you. - SLAP! CRONCH! - Now you have LOTS more!
14 March 1993
Fetch, Odie! - - That should keep him busy for the rest of the week.
15 March 1993
Z Wake up, Garfield. - The early bird gets the worm! - ...the late cat would prefer coffee, pancakes and a side of bacon.
16 March 1993
- - Z - He thinks it's night.
17 March 1993
This is my uncle, "Tough Bob". - He once had surgery with no anesthetic! That IS tough! - Soon after, they changed his name to "Screaming Bob". He sure has big eyes.
18 March 1993
- grinka - Feed me.
19 March 1993
- ...hee hee SNORT! - GARFIELD!! |||||||/
20 March 1993
- - SLURP - - SLURRP! - Look out! - SLURRP!
21 March 1993
Don't look at my food like that! - How about like this? - Or myabe this? Now I've lost my appetite.
22 March 1993
Garfield, stealing my lunch wasn't nice. - Not nice? - NOT NICE? OH, NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! - You're cold. What if I shaved my head as penance?
23 March 1993
- - GARFIELD! SPEAK TO ME! - Hmm, my decoy sprung a leak.
24 March 1993
Garfield, I have to admit you tenacity. - You've pulled some dumb stunts. - But this is the worst. Feed the teeth!
25 March 1993
I like to eat from each of the three basic food groups: what's in my bowl... - What's on Jon's plate... - And what's left over. GARFIELD!
26 March 1993
I'm tired of having the same thing for dinner every night... - GLUP! - Nothing? ...nothing.
27 March 1993
DRIP Z - DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP - DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP - CREEEEEK - - - DRAP DRAP DRAP DRAP
28 March 1993
- TA-DAH! - You like yourself, don't you? Who wouldn't?
29 March 1993
Garfield, of all the species on earth, cats are the most self-centered! - - There are other species?
30 March 1993
dingle dingle dingle - POOMP! - DEATH TO THE DINGLE BALLS!
31 March 1993