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Garfield

Boy, the days fly by fast...seems every time you turn around... SPLUT! It's monday again.

1 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Come to papa! AYIEEEE! I see you've met my Mongolian screaming carp. You're going to have to sleep sometime.

2 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Nice space helmet, Garfield. Thank you. Where's my goldfish? Exploring (burp) new frontiers.

3 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Two astronauts hovering above a hostile planet. BOOT! One opts to stay aboard while the other beams down to the surface.

4 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

On your mark, get set, go! And don't come back.

5 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Jon gave me this turtle to keep me amused. I'm taking it for a walk. Woah! Slow down, boy!

6 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Tag! You're it! WHOP! SLAM! CREEEK -

7 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Are you going to lie around all day? Of course not! I was planning to sit up for a few minutes this afternoon.

8 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

You're a worthless lump of blubber, Garfield. That wasn't very nice. Lumps of blubber have feelings too.

9 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Life is ugly. Though not as ugly as the underside of a dog's tongue.

10 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you're lazy! I am NOT, Jon! Thanks.

11 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

You ought to tone up those muscles, Garfield! huff huff huff Yeah, right. huff huff huff How fit do you have to be to goof off?

12 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Pitiful

13 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH Sorry, Garfield, but I only have one chip left. If I had more, I'd share them with you. SLAP! CRONCH! Now you have LOTS more!

14 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Fetch, Odie! That should keep him busy for the rest of the week.

15 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Z Wake up, Garfield. The early bird gets the worm! ...the late cat would prefer coffee, pancakes and a side of bacon.

16 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Z He thinks it's night.

17 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

This is my uncle, "Tough Bob". He once had surgery with no anesthetic! That IS tough! Soon after, they changed his name to "Screaming Bob". He sure has big eyes.

18 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

grinka Feed me.

19 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

...hee hee SNORT! GARFIELD!! |||||||/

20 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

SLURP SLURRP! Look out! SLURRP!

21 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Don't look at my food like that! How about like this? Or myabe this? Now I've lost my appetite.

22 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, stealing my lunch wasn't nice. Not nice? NOT NICE? OH, NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! You're cold. What if I shaved my head as penance?

23 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! SPEAK TO ME! Hmm, my decoy sprung a leak.

24 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I have to admit you tenacity. You've pulled some dumb stunts. But this is the worst. Feed the teeth!

25 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

I like to eat from each of the three basic food groups: what's in my bowl... What's on Jon's plate... And what's left over. GARFIELD!

26 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

I'm tired of having the same thing for dinner every night... GLUP! Nothing? ...nothing.

27 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

DRIP Z DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP CREEEEEK DRAP DRAP DRAP DRAP

28 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

TA-DAH! You like yourself, don't you? Who wouldn't?

29 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, of all the species on earth, cats are the most self-centered! There are other species?

30 March 1993
 


 
Garfield

dingle dingle dingle POOMP! DEATH TO THE DINGLE BALLS!

31 March 1993
 




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