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Garfield

This is called a "cat's cradle". - It's amazing what one can do with just a piece of string in a few short minutes. - Help. Simply amazing.

1 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Well, Garfield glued me to the chair again. - When will I ever catch on to his tricks? - Probably never.

2 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Jon doesn't suspect a thing. - - It makes me wish I was up to something.

3 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Jon! Jon! - Jon, that's not a tongue! - It's an alien parasite from outer space! - It attached itself to Odie, and sucked out his brain! - Jon, do you hear me?! We have to do something! Jon?! - YAAAAHHHHH!! Z

4 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, for every man, there's a woman. Spare me. - Mine is out there somewhere. Probably in hiding. - I just gotta keep looking. I'll check under a rock.

5 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Hi, this is Suzy. I'm not at home, but please leave a message at the tone... - Unless you're Jon Arbuckle, in which case the machine will automatically hang up. ...beep! - This is, uh, Ed Smith. CLICK-bzzzzzzz Just amazing.

6 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

After dinner we can come back to my place, my dear... - Then we can put on grass skirts and carve monkey heads in coconuts. - CLICK! Hello? Hence the moniker, "Mr. Dial Tone".

7 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

I have a date! - A date with a beautiful woman! - DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT THIS?!

8 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Let's drink out of each other's glasses. - How romantic! - Actually, my last date tried to poison me.

9 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Waiter, have you seen my date? She left, sir. - She said if you followed, I should call the police. - Well, I guess a good night kiss is out of the question. That depends on the size of the tip, sir.

10 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Z - Sigh - Cloudy days are so depressing. - Ah, there's the sun. - There it goes again. - - - -

11 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

I hate mornings. They start too early in the day. - I hereby declare that mornings shall not start until noon. scratch scratch - Lunch time. Take that away and bring me breakfast.

12 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

BOOT! - HEY! - Get out of my food!

13 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

You can't have this chair, Garfield. I'm not moving...no matter what! - GREAT! - What are you up to?!

14 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Odie, you don't like your attitude. - It's too...dog-like. - That's better. Now let's hear you meow.

15 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Uh, Garfield? - Have you seen my new fern? - Burp. Briefly.

16 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Greetings, earthling. - I come to your planet in peace. - Take me to your cook.

17 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

- - - - - So, Odie... - Did you enjoy your bath?

18 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Looks like a good audience out there tonight. - SPLAT! - Never trust the view from a knothole.

19 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Thank you for that standing ovation! - - COME BACK HERE!

20 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

And now a word from our sponsor. tappity tappity tappity. - GET OFF MY FENCE!!! - TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY

21 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

This restaurant is so fancy, when you order milk, they bring the cow to your table! - SQUIIIRT! - No offense, ma'am. Moo.

22 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

What do you get if you remove half a cat's brain? - You a smart dog! - Thank you! Please hold your adulation till the end of the performance!

23 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

BOO! Well, you've been a lovely audience. - BOO! I'd like to give you all a big hug and a kiss. - BOO! How about a good slap and a live badger up the nose?

24 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

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25 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

BOING BOING BOING BOIG - BOING BOING BOING BOING - GARFIELD! STOP GIVING THE DOG COFFEE!

26 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Jon, this is Liz. I was just calling to remind you that Garfield is due for his checkup next week... - hisssssss CLICK -

27 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

and NOW it's TIME for... - BOWLING FOR BEAN DIP! - Brought to you by... Garfield, wherever you are, leave the remote control ALONE!

28 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

Ah...ah... - Choo! - snif

29 April 1993
 


 
Garfield

So, Garfield, how was your dinner? - Perfect, as usual. Thank you, thank you. - No man can scoop a meal out of a can like that man can.

30 April 1993
 




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