This is called a "cat's cradle". It's amazing what one can do with just a piece of string in a few short minutes. Help. Simply amazing.
1 April 1993
Well, Garfield glued me to the chair again. When will I ever catch on to his tricks? Probably never.
2 April 1993
Jon doesn't suspect a thing. It makes me wish I was up to something.
3 April 1993
Jon! Jon! Jon, that's not a tongue! It's an alien parasite from outer space! It attached itself to Odie, and sucked out his brain! Jon, do you hear me?! We have to do something! Jon?! YAAAAHHHHH!! Z
4 April 1993
Garfield, for every man, there's a woman. Spare me. Mine is out there somewhere. Probably in hiding. I just gotta keep looking. I'll check under a rock.
5 April 1993
Hi, this is Suzy. I'm not at home, but please leave a message at the tone... Unless you're Jon Arbuckle, in which case the machine will automatically hang up. ...beep! This is, uh, Ed Smith. CLICK-bzzzzzzz Just amazing.
6 April 1993
After dinner we can come back to my place, my dear... Then we can put on grass skirts and carve monkey heads in coconuts. CLICK! Hello? Hence the moniker, "Mr. Dial Tone".
7 April 1993
I have a date! A date with a beautiful woman! DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT THIS?!
8 April 1993
Let's drink out of each other's glasses. How romantic! Actually, my last date tried to poison me.
9 April 1993
Waiter, have you seen my date? She left, sir. She said if you followed, I should call the police. Well, I guess a good night kiss is out of the question. That depends on the size of the tip, sir.
10 April 1993
Z Sigh Cloudy days are so depressing. Ah, there's the sun. There it goes again. -
11 April 1993
I hate mornings. They start too early in the day. I hereby declare that mornings shall not start until noon. scratch scratch Lunch time. Take that away and bring me breakfast.
12 April 1993
BOOT! HEY! Get out of my food!
13 April 1993
You can't have this chair, Garfield. I'm not moving...no matter what! GREAT! What are you up to?!
14 April 1993
Odie, you don't like your attitude. It's too...dog-like. That's better. Now let's hear you meow.
15 April 1993
Uh, Garfield? Have you seen my new fern? Burp. Briefly.
16 April 1993
Greetings, earthling. I come to your planet in peace. Take me to your cook.
17 April 1993
So, Odie... Did you enjoy your bath?
18 April 1993
Looks like a good audience out there tonight. SPLAT! Never trust the view from a knothole.
19 April 1993
Thank you for that standing ovation! COME BACK HERE!
20 April 1993
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21 April 1993
This restaurant is so fancy, when you order milk, they bring the cow to your table! SQUIIIRT! No offense, ma'am. Moo.
22 April 1993
What do you get if you remove half a cat's brain? You a smart dog! Thank you! Please hold your adulation till the end of the performance!
23 April 1993
BOO! Well, you've been a lovely audience. BOO! I'd like to give you all a big hug and a kiss. BOO! How about a good slap and a live badger up the nose?
24 April 1993
25 April 1993
BOING BOING BOING BOIG BOING BOING BOING BOING GARFIELD! STOP GIVING THE DOG COFFEE!
26 April 1993
Hi, Jon, this is Liz. I was just calling to remind you that Garfield is due for his checkup next week... hisssssss CLICK -
27 April 1993
and NOW it's TIME for... BOWLING FOR BEAN DIP! Brought to you by... Garfield, wherever you are, leave the remote control ALONE!
28 April 1993
Ah...ah... Choo! snif
29 April 1993
So, Garfield, how was your dinner? Perfect, as usual. Thank you, thank you. No man can scoop a meal out of a can like that man can.
30 April 1993