This is called a "cat's cradle". - It's amazing what one can do with just a piece of string in a few short minutes. - Help. Simply amazing.
1 April 1993
Well, Garfield glued me to the chair again. - When will I ever catch on to his tricks? - Probably never.
2 April 1993
Jon doesn't suspect a thing. - - It makes me wish I was up to something.
3 April 1993
Jon! Jon! - Jon, that's not a tongue! - It's an alien parasite from outer space! - It attached itself to Odie, and sucked out his brain! - Jon, do you hear me?! We have to do something! Jon?! - YAAAAHHHHH!! Z
4 April 1993
Garfield, for every man, there's a woman. Spare me. - Mine is out there somewhere. Probably in hiding. - I just gotta keep looking. I'll check under a rock.
5 April 1993
Hi, this is Suzy. I'm not at home, but please leave a message at the tone... - Unless you're Jon Arbuckle, in which case the machine will automatically hang up. ...beep! - This is, uh, Ed Smith. CLICK-bzzzzzzz Just amazing.
6 April 1993
After dinner we can come back to my place, my dear... - Then we can put on grass skirts and carve monkey heads in coconuts. - CLICK! Hello? Hence the moniker, "Mr. Dial Tone".
7 April 1993
I have a date! - A date with a beautiful woman! - DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT THIS?!
8 April 1993
Let's drink out of each other's glasses. - How romantic! - Actually, my last date tried to poison me.
9 April 1993
Waiter, have you seen my date? She left, sir. - She said if you followed, I should call the police. - Well, I guess a good night kiss is out of the question. That depends on the size of the tip, sir.
10 April 1993
Z - Sigh - Cloudy days are so depressing. - Ah, there's the sun. - There it goes again. - - - -
11 April 1993
I hate mornings. They start too early in the day. - I hereby declare that mornings shall not start until noon. scratch scratch - Lunch time. Take that away and bring me breakfast.
12 April 1993
BOOT! - HEY! - Get out of my food!
13 April 1993
You can't have this chair, Garfield. I'm not moving...no matter what! - GREAT! - What are you up to?!
14 April 1993
Odie, you don't like your attitude. - It's too...dog-like. - That's better. Now let's hear you meow.
15 April 1993
Uh, Garfield? - Have you seen my new fern? - Burp. Briefly.
16 April 1993
Greetings, earthling. - I come to your planet in peace. - Take me to your cook.
17 April 1993
- - - - - So, Odie... - Did you enjoy your bath?
18 April 1993
Looks like a good audience out there tonight. - SPLAT! - Never trust the view from a knothole.
19 April 1993
Thank you for that standing ovation! - - COME BACK HERE!
20 April 1993
And now a word from our sponsor. tappity tappity tappity. - GET OFF MY FENCE!!! - TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY
21 April 1993
This restaurant is so fancy, when you order milk, they bring the cow to your table! - SQUIIIRT! - No offense, ma'am. Moo.
22 April 1993
What do you get if you remove half a cat's brain? - You a smart dog! - Thank you! Please hold your adulation till the end of the performance!
23 April 1993
BOO! Well, you've been a lovely audience. - BOO! I'd like to give you all a big hug and a kiss. - BOO! How about a good slap and a live badger up the nose?
24 April 1993
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25 April 1993
BOING BOING BOING BOIG - BOING BOING BOING BOING - GARFIELD! STOP GIVING THE DOG COFFEE!
26 April 1993
Hi, Jon, this is Liz. I was just calling to remind you that Garfield is due for his checkup next week... - hisssssss CLICK -
27 April 1993
and NOW it's TIME for... - BOWLING FOR BEAN DIP! - Brought to you by... Garfield, wherever you are, leave the remote control ALONE!
28 April 1993
Ah...ah... - Choo! - snif
29 April 1993
So, Garfield, how was your dinner? - Perfect, as usual. Thank you, thank you. - No man can scoop a meal out of a can like that man can.
30 April 1993