Here's the paper, Garfield. Food, metro, sports, editorial, local, coupons, classified, entertainment... Ah, her eit is! The comics.
1 May 1993
2 May 1993
Meow? Pardon? Meow meow. Okay, I'll bite. Meow. I've communicated with a lower life-form! I've been doing that for years.
3 May 1993
Garfield, this is for you! For me?! This is an empty box! Cats like to play in empty boxes. Get an empty cat.
4 May 1993
Here, Garfield, a ball of yarn! You're supposed to chase it. What's my motivation?
5 May 1993
I've never understood why cats like balls of yarn so much. I can't speak for other cats. Personally, I sell them and use the cash to buy candy!
6 May 1993
Isn't it cute the way cats like to play with a ball of yarn? Where's the spaghetti?
7 May 1993
Cat's are fascinating. Like the way they ash themselves with their tongues. Actually, I'm trying to get spaghetti sauce off my arm.
8 May 1993
Z Z Uh-oh. -
9 May 1993
CAT HAIR! CAT HAIR FOR EVERYONE! I hate shedding season.
10 May 1993
You're shedding. I prefer to think of it as losing weight.
11 May 1993
Shedding contest! Your turn.
12 May 1993
shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed How about calling it a draw? Urf.
13 May 1993
Cat hair! WHY IS EVERYTHING I OWN COVERED WITH CAT HAIR?! I need brown socks.
14 May 1993
You should exercide, Garfield. I am! The difference between a cat's relaxation and a cat's exercise is obviously too subtle for some to grasp.
15 May 1993
Sigh. Doesn't it bug you when dogs get in front of you just because they want your Attention.
16 May 1993
Jon looks like he needs some attention. pat pat Nice Jon...good boy... purrrr And some professional help.
17 May 1993
Humans have much larger brains than cats do. You sure do... Now, how does this door work? Large and unwieldy.
18 May 1993
I assume the electrified cookie jar was your idea.
19 May 1993
Hey! I found a dollar! I found another one! And another! Jon has a hole in his pocket. And another!
20 May 1993
So, how'd the date go?
21 May 1993
Here we are at the amusement park. Those rides were sure scary. We got thrown out. I couldn't stop screaming. He spooked the ponies.
22 May 1993
23 May 1993
Ah, it's a beautiful sunny day! Thanks for the warning.
24 May 1993
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK You don't get outside enough, Garfield. Nothing but nature shows! click click click
25 May 1993
My uncle Bob was quite the sage. "Slow down, take it easy." he used to say... Then ge got hit by a bus.
26 May 1993
It was great growing up in the country, Garfield. My friends were farm animal. Ever tickle a hog? Can I go now?
27 May 1993
How to KILL A Spider SLAM! How to KILL A Spider
28 May 1993
zip I must have been upwind.
29 May 1993
Fib alert! You can't believe Odie! No matter what he says, I did not paint him green! And I wasn't with a two inch horsehair brush! Here comes the liar now! Well, aren't you going to punish him?
30 May 1993
I didn't get enough sleep last night. I slept the whole time. But the night just wasn't long enough.
31 May 1993