Here's the paper, Garfield. - Food, metro, sports, editorial, local, coupons, classified, entertainment... - Ah, her eit is! The comics.
1 May 1993
- Yo, Lardo! Move it! You're blocking the sun! - C'mon, ape boy...I meant it! You wouldn't want to see me get mad! - 'smatter, sasquatch breath? Are you ugly AND hard of hearing? I said let's go! Move it! - Ans speaking of ugly, have you
2 May 1993
Meow? Pardon? - Meow meow. Okay, I'll bite. Meow. - I've communicated with a lower life-form! I've been doing that for years.
3 May 1993
Garfield, this is for you! For me?! - This is an empty box! - Cats like to play in empty boxes. Get an empty cat.
4 May 1993
Here, Garfield, a ball of yarn! - - You're supposed to chase it. What's my motivation?
5 May 1993
I've never understood why cats like balls of yarn so much. - I can't speak for other cats. - Personally, I sell them and use the cash to buy candy!
6 May 1993
- Isn't it cute the way cats like to play with a ball of yarn? - Where's the spaghetti?
7 May 1993
Cat's are fascinating. - Like the way they ash themselves with their tongues. - Actually, I'm trying to get spaghetti sauce off my arm.
8 May 1993
Z - Z - Uh-oh. - - - -
9 May 1993
CAT HAIR! - CAT HAIR FOR EVERYONE! - I hate shedding season.
10 May 1993
You're shedding. - - I prefer to think of it as losing weight.
11 May 1993
Shedding contest! - - Your turn.
12 May 1993
shed shed shed shed shed shed - shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed shed - How about calling it a draw? Urf.
13 May 1993
Cat hair! - WHY IS EVERYTHING I OWN COVERED WITH CAT HAIR?! - I need brown socks.
14 May 1993
- You should exercide, Garfield. I am! - The difference between a cat's relaxation and a cat's exercise is obviously too subtle for some to grasp.
15 May 1993
- - - - Sigh. - Doesn't it bug you when dogs get in front of you just because they want your - Attention.
16 May 1993
Jon looks like he needs some attention. - pat pat Nice Jon...good boy... - purrrr And some professional help.
17 May 1993
Humans have much larger brains than cats do. - You sure do... - Now, how does this door work? Large and unwieldy.
18 May 1993
- - I assume the electrified cookie jar was your idea.
19 May 1993
Hey! I found a dollar! - I found another one! And another! - Jon has a hole in his pocket. And another!
20 May 1993
- - So, how'd the date go?
21 May 1993
Here we are at the amusement park. - Those rides were sure scary. We got thrown out. - I couldn't stop screaming. He spooked the ponies.
22 May 1993
BANZAI! - SPLOOSH! - Why didn't you warn me we were having soup?
23 May 1993
Ah, it's a beautiful sunny day! - - Thanks for the warning.
24 May 1993
CLICK - CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK - You don't get outside enough, Garfield. Nothing but nature shows! click click click
25 May 1993
My uncle Bob was quite the sage. - "Slow down, take it easy." he used to say... - Then ge got hit by a bus.
26 May 1993
It was great growing up in the country, Garfield. - My friends were farm animal. - Ever tickle a hog? Can I go now?
27 May 1993
How to KILL A Spider - SLAM! - How to KILL A Spider
28 May 1993
- zip - I must have been upwind.
29 May 1993
Fib alert! - You can't believe Odie! - No matter what he says, I did not paint him green! - And I wasn't with a two inch horsehair brush! - Here comes the liar now! - - Well, aren't you going to punish him?
30 May 1993
I didn't get enough sleep last night. - I slept the whole time. - But the night just wasn't long enough.
31 May 1993