Garfield, get out of bed this instant! - - Garfield? Fortunately, there's a cot in the basement-
1 June 1993
- You could give lessons on doing nothing. - No, I couldn't.
2 June 1993
What are you going to do today, Garfield? - Do? - You're a funny guy.
3 June 1993
- - I'm hoping for a turkey vulture.
4 June 1993
- What are you doing? - A scene from Romeo and Juliet?
5 June 1993
Hmmm. - *I* didn't do it! - I DIDN'T do it! - I didn't DO it! - I didn't do IT! - Rehearsing. - All right! Who glued Odie to the ceiling?! Show time.
6 June 1993
There's Odie's tongue. - - This probably means he's in the building somewhere.
7 June 1993
Filling in for Odie today will be this piece of cardboard! - Oh. hi, Odie. - Pssst, try to look dumber.
8 June 1993
Odie, you're much smarter than you look! - - Though he's still dumb enough to think that's a compliment.
9 June 1993
WHACK! Fore! - Mind if I play through? -
10 June 1993
Everything you do annoys me. - -
11 June 1993
- Give it a rest. -
12 June 1993
Z - SNORE boing - * - Yay! Z Yah-hoo! - SNORE - * - Thrill seekers. Whee! Yee-ha!
13 June 1993
Hmm. - - Uh, Garfield. Don't ask.
14 June 1993
Hi, I'm Nermal. I'm cute, and you're not. - I'm young, and you're not. - I'm feeling fine, and you're not.
15 June 1993
Hey, Garfield, you're going to be fifteen?! Zowie! FIFTEEN! - I didn't know anything was that old! - Don't push it kid. I mean, I thought dirt was eleven, maybe twelve years old!
16 June 1993
Cheer up, Garfield. Fifteen's not so old... - For an oak tree! pat pat pat -
17 June 1993
Fifteen! I can't believe I'm going to be fifteen! - How's it going, old man? -
18 June 1993
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD! - Ah, yes. 'tis true I have traversed fifteen notable years within this mortal coil. This auspicious occasion calls for an appropriate acknowledgement. - FEED ME!
19 June 1993
This seems like a good place to relax...planet earth. - - - - - THUD! - I hate you. I don't recall giving you permission to walk on my marble collection.
20 June 1993
I'm feeling very "up" today, Garfield. It'll pass. - I'm wearing glow-in-the-dark underwear. Please, I'm eating. - CLICK! Wanna see? Urp!
21 June 1993
Beware Of The Dog - Heh heh heh - WHACK!
22 June 1993
Here's our mail. - Here's our neighbor's mail. - And here's the mailman's wallet.
23 June 1993
I don't suppose it would hurt to ask. - May I borrow a cup of sparrow? - Actually, it did hurt.
24 June 1993
Will this be an exciting weekend? - Or dull city? - Aren't fingers amazing, Garfield? Helloooo, city limits.
25 June 1993
Chips! - And dip! Uh, Garfield...
26 June 1993
I'll bet you say that to all the girls. Is she gone yet?
27 June 1993
Z RRRRRRRRRR - RRR- - Bring back that spark plug!
28 June 1993
Don't you hate those little crumbs that float on your coffee when you dunk your doughnuts? - - YUCK! GARFIELD!
29 June 1993
Garfield, for once I'd like a good night's sleep. Oh, all right. - Here. - ...AND the flares. You are no fun, you know that?
30 June 1993