Garfield, get out of bed this instant! Garfield? Fortunately, there's a cot in the basement-
1 June 1993
You could give lessons on doing nothing. No, I couldn't.
2 June 1993
What are you going to do today, Garfield? Do? You're a funny guy.
3 June 1993
I'm hoping for a turkey vulture.
4 June 1993
What are you doing? A scene from Romeo and Juliet?
5 June 1993
Hmmm. *I* didn't do it! I DIDN'T do it! I didn't DO it! I didn't do IT! Rehearsing. All right! Who glued Odie to the ceiling?! Show time.
6 June 1993
There's Odie's tongue. This probably means he's in the building somewhere.
7 June 1993
Filling in for Odie today will be this piece of cardboard! Oh. hi, Odie. Pssst, try to look dumber.
8 June 1993
Odie, you're much smarter than you look! Though he's still dumb enough to think that's a compliment.
9 June 1993
WHACK! Fore! Mind if I play through? -
10 June 1993
Everything you do annoys me. -
11 June 1993
Give it a rest. -
12 June 1993
Z SNORE boing * Yay! Z Yah-hoo! SNORE * Thrill seekers. Whee! Yee-ha!
13 June 1993
Hmm. Uh, Garfield. Don't ask.
14 June 1993
Hi, I'm Nermal. I'm cute, and you're not. I'm young, and you're not. I'm feeling fine, and you're not.
15 June 1993
Hey, Garfield, you're going to be fifteen?! Zowie! FIFTEEN! I didn't know anything was that old! Don't push it kid. I mean, I thought dirt was eleven, maybe twelve years old!
16 June 1993
Cheer up, Garfield. Fifteen's not so old... For an oak tree! pat pat pat -
17 June 1993
Fifteen! I can't believe I'm going to be fifteen! How's it going, old man? -
18 June 1993
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD! Ah, yes. 'tis true I have traversed fifteen notable years within this mortal coil. This auspicious occasion calls for an appropriate acknowledgement. FEED ME!
19 June 1993
This seems like a good place to relax...planet earth. THUD! I hate you. I don't recall giving you permission to walk on my marble collection.
20 June 1993
I'm feeling very "up" today, Garfield. It'll pass. I'm wearing glow-in-the-dark underwear. Please, I'm eating. CLICK! Wanna see? Urp!
21 June 1993
Beware Of The Dog Heh heh heh WHACK!
22 June 1993
Here's our mail. Here's our neighbor's mail. And here's the mailman's wallet.
23 June 1993
I don't suppose it would hurt to ask. May I borrow a cup of sparrow? Actually, it did hurt.
24 June 1993
Will this be an exciting weekend? Or dull city? Aren't fingers amazing, Garfield? Helloooo, city limits.
25 June 1993
Chips! And dip! Uh, Garfield...
26 June 1993
Shoo doop dee doo This is it, Garfield! It's a new day, I have a new hairdo and the chicks are out! Ooooweee! What a babe! I just put my head in a birdbath, didn't I? Uh-huh. Excuse me, what are you looking at? Cloudy! Go away! -I'll bet you say that to a
27 June 1993
Z RRRRRRRRRR RRR Bring back that spark plug!
28 June 1993
Don't you hate those little crumbs that float on your coffee when you dunk your doughnuts? YUCK! GARFIELD!
29 June 1993
Garfield, for once I'd like a good night's sleep. Oh, all right. Here. ...AND the flares. You are no fun, you know that?
30 June 1993