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Garfield

Garfield, get out of bed this instant! Garfield? Fortunately, there's a cot in the basement-

1 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

You could give lessons on doing nothing. No, I couldn't.

2 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

What are you going to do today, Garfield? Do? You're a funny guy.

3 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

I'm hoping for a turkey vulture.

4 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

What are you doing? A scene from Romeo and Juliet?

5 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm. *I* didn't do it! I DIDN'T do it! I didn't DO it! I didn't do IT! Rehearsing. All right! Who glued Odie to the ceiling?! Show time.

6 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

There's Odie's tongue. This probably means he's in the building somewhere.

7 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Filling in for Odie today will be this piece of cardboard! Oh. hi, Odie. Pssst, try to look dumber.

8 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Odie, you're much smarter than you look! Though he's still dumb enough to think that's a compliment.

9 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

WHACK! Fore! Mind if I play through? -

10 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Everything you do annoys me. -

11 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Give it a rest. -

12 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Z SNORE boing * Yay! Z Yah-hoo! SNORE * Thrill seekers. Whee! Yee-ha!

13 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Hmm. Uh, Garfield. Don't ask.

14 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Hi, I'm Nermal. I'm cute, and you're not. I'm young, and you're not. I'm feeling fine, and you're not.

15 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, you're going to be fifteen?! Zowie! FIFTEEN! I didn't know anything was that old! Don't push it kid. I mean, I thought dirt was eleven, maybe twelve years old!

16 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Cheer up, Garfield. Fifteen's not so old... For an oak tree! pat pat pat -

17 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Fifteen! I can't believe I'm going to be fifteen! How's it going, old man? -

18 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD! Ah, yes. 'tis true I have traversed fifteen notable years within this mortal coil. This auspicious occasion calls for an appropriate acknowledgement. FEED ME!

19 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

This seems like a good place to relax...planet earth. THUD! I hate you. I don't recall giving you permission to walk on my marble collection.

20 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

I'm feeling very "up" today, Garfield. It'll pass. I'm wearing glow-in-the-dark underwear. Please, I'm eating. CLICK! Wanna see? Urp!

21 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog Heh heh heh WHACK!

22 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Here's our mail. Here's our neighbor's mail. And here's the mailman's wallet.

23 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

I don't suppose it would hurt to ask. May I borrow a cup of sparrow? Actually, it did hurt.

24 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Will this be an exciting weekend? Or dull city? Aren't fingers amazing, Garfield? Helloooo, city limits.

25 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Chips! And dip! Uh, Garfield...

26 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Shoo doop dee doo This is it, Garfield! It's a new day, I have a new hairdo and the chicks are out! Ooooweee! What a babe! I just put my head in a birdbath, didn't I? Uh-huh. Excuse me, what are you looking at? Cloudy! Go away! -I'll bet you say that to a

27 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Z RRRRRRRRRR RRR Bring back that spark plug!

28 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Don't you hate those little crumbs that float on your coffee when you dunk your doughnuts? YUCK! GARFIELD!

29 June 1993
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, for once I'd like a good night's sleep. Oh, all right. Here. ...AND the flares. You are no fun, you know that?

30 June 1993
 




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