Garfield, get out of bed this instant! Garfield? Fortunately, there's a cot in the basement-1 June 1993 |
 You could give lessons on doing nothing. No, I couldn't.2 June 1993 |
 What are you going to do today, Garfield? Do? You're a funny guy.3 June 1993 |
 I'm hoping for a turkey vulture.4 June 1993 |
 What are you doing? A scene from Romeo and Juliet?5 June 1993 |
 Hmmm. *I* didn't do it! I DIDN'T do it! I didn't DO it! I didn't do IT! Rehearsing. All right! Who glued Odie to the ceiling?! Show time.6 June 1993 |
 There's Odie's tongue. This probably means he's in the building somewhere.7 June 1993 |
 Filling in for Odie today will be this piece of cardboard! Oh. hi, Odie. Pssst, try to look dumber.8 June 1993 |
 Odie, you're much smarter than you look! Though he's still dumb enough to think that's a compliment.9 June 1993 |
 WHACK! Fore! Mind if I play through? -10 June 1993 |
 Everything you do annoys me. -11 June 1993 |
 Give it a rest. -12 June 1993 |
 Z SNORE boing * Yay! Z Yah-hoo! SNORE * Thrill seekers. Whee! Yee-ha!13 June 1993 |
 Hmm. Uh, Garfield. Don't ask.14 June 1993 |
 Hi, I'm Nermal. I'm cute, and you're not. I'm young, and you're not. I'm feeling fine, and you're not.15 June 1993 |
 Hey, Garfield, you're going to be fifteen?! Zowie! FIFTEEN! I didn't know anything was that old! Don't push it kid. I mean, I thought dirt was eleven, maybe twelve years old!16 June 1993 |
 Cheer up, Garfield. Fifteen's not so old... For an oak tree! pat pat pat -17 June 1993 |
 Fifteen! I can't believe I'm going to be fifteen! How's it going, old man? -18 June 1993 |
 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD! Ah, yes. 'tis true I have traversed fifteen notable years within this mortal coil. This auspicious occasion calls for an appropriate acknowledgement. FEED ME!19 June 1993 |
 This seems like a good place to relax...planet earth. THUD! I hate you. I don't recall giving you permission to walk on my marble collection.20 June 1993 |
 I'm feeling very "up" today, Garfield. It'll pass. I'm wearing glow-in-the-dark underwear. Please, I'm eating. CLICK! Wanna see? Urp!21 June 1993 |
 Beware Of The Dog Heh heh heh WHACK!22 June 1993 |
 Here's our mail. Here's our neighbor's mail. And here's the mailman's wallet.23 June 1993 |
 I don't suppose it would hurt to ask. May I borrow a cup of sparrow? Actually, it did hurt.24 June 1993 |
 Will this be an exciting weekend? Or dull city? Aren't fingers amazing, Garfield? Helloooo, city limits.25 June 1993 |
 Chips! And dip! Uh, Garfield...26 June 1993 |
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 Z RRRRRRRRRR RRR Bring back that spark plug!28 June 1993 |
 Don't you hate those little crumbs that float on your coffee when you dunk your doughnuts? YUCK! GARFIELD!29 June 1993 |
 Garfield, for once I'd like a good night's sleep. Oh, all right. Here. ...AND the flares. You are no fun, you know that?30 June 1993 |
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