Garfield, get out of bed this instant! - - Garfield? Fortunately, there's a cot in the basement-1 June 1993 |
 - You could give lessons on doing nothing. - No, I couldn't.2 June 1993 |
 What are you going to do today, Garfield? - Do? - You're a funny guy.3 June 1993 |
 - - I'm hoping for a turkey vulture.4 June 1993 |
 - What are you doing? - A scene from Romeo and Juliet?5 June 1993 |
 Hmmm. - *I* didn't do it! - I DIDN'T do it! - I didn't DO it! - I didn't do IT! - Rehearsing. - All right! Who glued Odie to the ceiling?! Show time.6 June 1993 |
 There's Odie's tongue. - - This probably means he's in the building somewhere.7 June 1993 |
 Filling in for Odie today will be this piece of cardboard! - Oh. hi, Odie. - Pssst, try to look dumber.8 June 1993 |
 Odie, you're much smarter than you look! - - Though he's still dumb enough to think that's a compliment.9 June 1993 |
 WHACK! Fore! - Mind if I play through? -10 June 1993 |
 Everything you do annoys me. - -11 June 1993 |
 - Give it a rest. -12 June 1993 |
 Z - SNORE boing - * - Yay! Z Yah-hoo! - SNORE - * - Thrill seekers. Whee! Yee-ha!13 June 1993 |
 Hmm. - - Uh, Garfield. Don't ask.14 June 1993 |
 Hi, I'm Nermal. I'm cute, and you're not. - I'm young, and you're not. - I'm feeling fine, and you're not.15 June 1993 |
 Hey, Garfield, you're going to be fifteen?! Zowie! FIFTEEN! - I didn't know anything was that old! - Don't push it kid. I mean, I thought dirt was eleven, maybe twelve years old!16 June 1993 |
 Cheer up, Garfield. Fifteen's not so old... - For an oak tree! pat pat pat -17 June 1993 |
 Fifteen! I can't believe I'm going to be fifteen! - How's it going, old man? -18 June 1993 |
 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD! - Ah, yes. 'tis true I have traversed fifteen notable years within this mortal coil. This auspicious occasion calls for an appropriate acknowledgement. - FEED ME!19 June 1993 |
 This seems like a good place to relax...planet earth. - - - - - THUD! - I hate you. I don't recall giving you permission to walk on my marble collection.20 June 1993 |
 I'm feeling very "up" today, Garfield. It'll pass. - I'm wearing glow-in-the-dark underwear. Please, I'm eating. - CLICK! Wanna see? Urp!21 June 1993 |
 Beware Of The Dog - Heh heh heh - WHACK!22 June 1993 |
 Here's our mail. - Here's our neighbor's mail. - And here's the mailman's wallet.23 June 1993 |
 I don't suppose it would hurt to ask. - May I borrow a cup of sparrow? - Actually, it did hurt.24 June 1993 |
 Will this be an exciting weekend? - Or dull city? - Aren't fingers amazing, Garfield? Helloooo, city limits.25 June 1993 |
 Chips! - And dip! Uh, Garfield...26 June 1993 |
 Shoo doop dee doo - This is it, Garfield! It's a new day, I have a new hairdo and the chicks are out! - - Ooooweee! What a babe! - I just put my head in a birdbath, didn't I? Uh-huh. - Excuse me, what are you looking at? Cloudy! Go away! -27 June 1993 |
 Z RRRRRRRRRR - RRR- - Bring back that spark plug!28 June 1993 |
 Don't you hate those little crumbs that float on your coffee when you dunk your doughnuts? - - YUCK! GARFIELD!29 June 1993 |
 Garfield, for once I'd like a good night's sleep. Oh, all right. - Here. - ...AND the flares. You are no fun, you know that?30 June 1993 |
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