Cookies - FLASH! - Traitor!
1 July 1993
Care to enter the contest, Jon? - Well, do you? - Go away. Guess how many anchovies I have in my mouth.
2 July 1993
Cats are primal creatures. - Yep, it's survival of the fittest. - I think I'll go wrestle a meat loaf.
3 July 1993
- - - - STRETCH- - SNAP! OW! - Nyme up! Nyme up!!
4 July 1993
First there was the horrifying "Brain Suckers From Mars". - Then it was "Night Of The Living Toad Snatchers". - What do you think? Now it's "The Wardrobe That Wouldn't Die".
5 July 1993
Yup, Garfield, just give me a bow tie. - ...a snappy suit. - And I'm ready to conquer the world! Don't forget your white flag.
6 July 1993
Do you think this tie is too ugply, Garfield? - Not at all. - It's just ugly enough.
7 July 1993
Garfield, do you think I have too much charm? - Absolutely. - Assuming "charm" is the name of the cologne you're wearing.
8 July 1993
Y'know Garfield, I'm getting better looking as I get older! - And for good reason. - Your eyesight is going!
9 July 1993
What a strange day. - I don't understand it, Garfield. - People laughed at my tie all day. Are you sure it wasn't your bunny slippers?
10 July 1993
O-DIE! - munch munch munch munch munch - - GRRRRRRRR - KICK! SPLOT! - - GRRRRRRRR
11 July 1993
Did you know it takes less effort to smile than to frown? - - Especially when you've got one of these masks.
12 July 1993
- CRASH! - Did you know the mailman has been working out?
13 July 1993
Jon, life is full of questions. - Who am I? ...what is life's purpose? - Why is Odie's tongue stuck in the VCR? I can't look.
14 July 1993
YAWN! - Hey, I did a sit-up! - Suddenly I have this urge to make an exercise video!
15 July 1993
16 July 1993
- What are you doing? - Thanks for ruining it for us.
17 July 1993
- - click - SLAM! - - - WAAIIIT a minute...
18 July 1993
Some people actually believe television causes stupiditity... - Stupididdle...stupiddy... - Not smartness! No kidding.
19 July 1993
Meow! What is it, boy? - Meow! Timmy fell down the old well? - You pushed him, didn't you? Meow! You wanna hero?! Get a dog!
20 July 1993
click - And now, bowling for geeks! - AH HA! JUST FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS! click click click
21 July 1993
Yes, it slices, dices, chops and shreds! - It cuts and cubes! - It pulverizes! Selling cats? Yes.
22 July 1993
Hidey-ho, early birds! Groan. - Now, the farm report. - Doug, there's a dead cow on route four... - I hate early morning television.
23 July 1993
click click click click - click click click click click click click click - I kind of enjoy it when there's nothing good on. click click click click click click click click click click
24 July 1993
Sigh. - - Rats! - I just can't get comfortable. - * - - Z
25 July 1993
push - CRASH! - Darn, seems I've miscalculated on the Bungee cord.
26 July 1993
YAWN - I'm struggling to stay awake. - Why would anybody do that?
27 July 1993
Wha...?! - All my socks have holes in them! - Sounds like a job for the masked avengers!
28 July 1993
Let's see, for dinner tonight, we'll have leftover roast beef... Already ate it. - Mashed potatoes... Already ate them. - And green beans. Smelled funny, so I gave them to Odie.
29 July 1993
I had too much butter on my corn on the cob. - It was so slippery it got away from me and flew across the room! - But I guess you knew that already.
30 July 1993
31 July 1993