Cookies FLASH! Traitor!1 July 1993 |
 Care to enter the contest, Jon? Well, do you? Go away. Guess how many anchovies I have in my mouth.2 July 1993 |
 Cats are primal creatures. Yep, it's survival of the fittest. I think I'll go wrestle a meat loaf.3 July 1993 |
 STRETCH SNAP! OW! Nyme up! Nyme up!!4 July 1993 |
 First there was the horrifying "Brain Suckers From Mars". Then it was "Night Of The Living Toad Snatchers". What do you think? Now it's "The Wardrobe That Wouldn't Die".5 July 1993 |
 Yup, Garfield, just give me a bow tie. ...a snappy suit. And I'm ready to conquer the world! Don't forget your white flag.6 July 1993 |
 Do you think this tie is too ugply, Garfield? Not at all. It's just ugly enough.7 July 1993 |
 Garfield, do you think I have too much charm? Absolutely. Assuming "charm" is the name of the cologne you're wearing.8 July 1993 |
 Y'know Garfield, I'm getting better looking as I get older! And for good reason. Your eyesight is going!9 July 1993 |
 What a strange day. I don't understand it, Garfield. People laughed at my tie all day. Are you sure it wasn't your bunny slippers?10 July 1993 |
 O-DIE! munch munch munch munch munch GRRRRRRRR KICK! SPLOT! GRRRRRRRR11 July 1993 |
 Did you know it takes less effort to smile than to frown? Especially when you've got one of these masks.12 July 1993 |
 CRASH! Did you know the mailman has been working out?13 July 1993 |
 Jon, life is full of questions. Who am I? ...what is life's purpose? Why is Odie's tongue stuck in the VCR? I can't look.14 July 1993 |
 YAWN! Hey, I did a sit-up! Suddenly I have this urge to make an exercise video!15 July 1993 |
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 What are you doing? Thanks for ruining it for us.17 July 1993 |
 click SLAM! WAAIIIT a minute...18 July 1993 |
 Some people actually believe television causes stupiditity... Stupididdle...stupiddy... Not smartness! No kidding.19 July 1993 |
 Meow! What is it, boy? Meow! Timmy fell down the old well? You pushed him, didn't you? Meow! You wanna hero?! Get a dog!20 July 1993 |
 click And now, bowling for geeks! AH HA! JUST FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS! click click click21 July 1993 |
 Yes, it slices, dices, chops and shreds! It cuts and cubes! It pulverizes! Selling cats? Yes.22 July 1993 |
 Hidey-ho, early birds! Groan. Now, the farm report. Doug, there's a dead cow on route four... I hate early morning television.23 July 1993 |
 click click click click click click click click click click click click I kind of enjoy it when there's nothing good on. click click click click click click click click click click24 July 1993 |
 Sigh. Rats! I just can't get comfortable. * Z25 July 1993 |
 push CRASH! Darn, seems I've miscalculated on the Bungee cord.26 July 1993 |
 YAWN I'm struggling to stay awake. Why would anybody do that?27 July 1993 |
 Wha...?! All my socks have holes in them! Sounds like a job for the masked avengers!28 July 1993 |
 Let's see, for dinner tonight, we'll have leftover roast beef... Already ate it. Mashed potatoes... Already ate them. And green beans. Smelled funny, so I gave them to Odie.29 July 1993 |
 I had too much butter on my corn on the cob. It was so slippery it got away from me and flew across the room! But I guess you knew that already.30 July 1993 |
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