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Garfield

Cookies FLASH! Traitor!

1 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Care to enter the contest, Jon? Well, do you? Go away. Guess how many anchovies I have in my mouth.

2 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Cats are primal creatures. Yep, it's survival of the fittest. I think I'll go wrestle a meat loaf.

3 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

STRETCH SNAP! OW! Nyme up! Nyme up!!

4 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

First there was the horrifying "Brain Suckers From Mars". Then it was "Night Of The Living Toad Snatchers". What do you think? Now it's "The Wardrobe That Wouldn't Die".

5 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Yup, Garfield, just give me a bow tie. ...a snappy suit. And I'm ready to conquer the world! Don't forget your white flag.

6 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Do you think this tie is too ugply, Garfield? Not at all. It's just ugly enough.

7 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, do you think I have too much charm? Absolutely. Assuming "charm" is the name of the cologne you're wearing.

8 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Y'know Garfield, I'm getting better looking as I get older! And for good reason. Your eyesight is going!

9 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

What a strange day. I don't understand it, Garfield. People laughed at my tie all day. Are you sure it wasn't your bunny slippers?

10 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

O-DIE! munch munch munch munch munch GRRRRRRRR KICK! SPLOT! GRRRRRRRR

11 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Did you know it takes less effort to smile than to frown? Especially when you've got one of these masks.

12 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

CRASH! Did you know the mailman has been working out?

13 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Jon, life is full of questions. Who am I? ...what is life's purpose? Why is Odie's tongue stuck in the VCR? I can't look.

14 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

YAWN! Hey, I did a sit-up! Suddenly I have this urge to make an exercise video!

15 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

-

16 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

What are you doing? Thanks for ruining it for us.

17 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

click SLAM! WAAIIIT a minute...

18 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Some people actually believe television causes stupiditity... Stupididdle...stupiddy... Not smartness! No kidding.

19 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Meow! What is it, boy? Meow! Timmy fell down the old well? You pushed him, didn't you? Meow! You wanna hero?! Get a dog!

20 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

click And now, bowling for geeks! AH HA! JUST FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS! click click click

21 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Yes, it slices, dices, chops and shreds! It cuts and cubes! It pulverizes! Selling cats? Yes.

22 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Hidey-ho, early birds! Groan. Now, the farm report. Doug, there's a dead cow on route four... I hate early morning television.

23 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

click click click click click click click click click click click click I kind of enjoy it when there's nothing good on. click click click click click click click click click click

24 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Sigh. Rats! I just can't get comfortable. * Z

25 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

push CRASH! Darn, seems I've miscalculated on the Bungee cord.

26 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

YAWN I'm struggling to stay awake. Why would anybody do that?

27 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Wha...?! All my socks have holes in them! Sounds like a job for the masked avengers!

28 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

Let's see, for dinner tonight, we'll have leftover roast beef... Already ate it. Mashed potatoes... Already ate them. And green beans. Smelled funny, so I gave them to Odie.

29 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

I had too much butter on my corn on the cob. It was so slippery it got away from me and flew across the room! But I guess you knew that already.

30 July 1993
 


 
Garfield

(null)

31 July 1993
 




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