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1 August 1993
Hey, Jon, what's new? - My life stinks. - I said, what's NEW?
2 August 1993
Sad... - I don't have anything better to do than this. - I think I was just insulted.
3 August 1993
I don't think Jon's ever been more boring. - - I ever tell you about my aunt Edna's ingrown hair? Yes! He's over the top!
4 August 1993
Oh, boy, a letter from home! - Yep, you can always expect good news from home! - Hey! Cousin Ed's forehead's clearing up! Get me out of here!
5 August 1993
Garfield, would you say I'm witty? - I would if you paid me. - For good you could be hilarious.
6 August 1993
If Jon's personality was any less colorful, he'd be invisible. - - Right, Jon?
7 August 1993
Back just a little... - Okay, now, a little to the left... - Now come forward a few steps... - Scoot over a teense to the right... - Now forward again...a liiittle more... - Perfect! Now don't move! - Z
8 August 1993
This cereal makes sounds when you pour on milk. - AAOOOOGAH! - Aaoooogah? Let's hope it tastes better than it sounds.
9 August 1993
tick tick tick tick Z - RII- I have a hammer. - tick tick tick tick Z
10 August 1993
Garfield, I was cleaning the basement. - - Please explain. You found the sacred burial ground!
11 August 1993
- - Have you noticed one of Odie's ears is longer than the other?
12 August 1993
- WHANG! SPLOT! - Let's not be forgetting who's the center of the universe here, pal.
13 August 1993
You're disgusting, Garfield. You claw the furniture, eat all the food, chase the dog, shed everywhere... - And you're selfish. What do you have to say to that? - I saved you a bite of fern.
14 August 1993
- Okay, Odie. Now get on my shoulders. - - - Hey, kid, is that your nose, or did you inhale a cantaloupe? - SLURP! swipe - MOM! Yo! The old lady on the park bench with the bag of peanuts.
15 August 1993
What are those mice doing in our house, Garfield?! - - Thy're giving away t-shirts!
16 August 1993
You know, Garfield, cats are supposed to eat mice. - I think you have mice confused with tuna. - See? All gone.
17 August 1993
Garfield, a mouse just stole some cheese! - Should I be chasing this mouse or something? - I mean, what kind of cheese are we talking about?
18 August 1993
Squeak! - Fine! Just let him walk by! - He knew the password.
19 August 1993
Jon hired an exterminator. - sqeak sqeak Heeeeere, mousey, mousey. - He went with the lowest bidder.
20 August 1993
- - Is it my imagination, or are mice getting smarter?
21 August 1993
YAWN - Ah, the sounds of morning. - ** chirp chirp chirp Birds singing... - BONKA! BONKA! BONKA! BONKA! Jon falling down the sairs... - YEEOW! Jon pouring hot coffee on his hand... - AIYEE! Getting his fingers caught in the can opener... -
22 August 1993
BUMP! - Ha! Ha! Ha! - I mean, oops!
23 August 1993
I've decided to give you a cat treat, Garfield! All right! - Here you go. - So by "cat treat," you don't mean a a car?
24 August 1993
Do you have to stand there and shed while I'm eating? - Not at all. - You shed, I'll eat.
25 August 1993
No! No! I won't eat your food! You can't make me! - Oka! Okay! Have it your way! - Bully.
26 August 1993
If anybody needs me, I'll be in the next room. - Sound asleep. - In other words, if anybody needs me, though.
27 August 1993
Has it occured to you that I want to be alone? - - Yes, it has.
28 August 1993
- - * dingle - grrrrrrrrrr - BARK ARF ARF BARK BARK ARF ARF ARF ARF - - THUD! Sigh.
29 August 1993
I'm goin gto the kitchen to bake 40 dozen cookies! - - And fix yourself a little something!
30 August 1993
Each of these cookies contains only one raisin. - Okay, I'll try one. -
31 August 1993