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1 August 1993
Hey, Jon, what's new? My life stinks. I said, what's NEW?
2 August 1993
Sad... I don't have anything better to do than this. I think I was just insulted.
3 August 1993
I don't think Jon's ever been more boring. I ever tell you about my aunt Edna's ingrown hair? Yes! He's over the top!
4 August 1993
Oh, boy, a letter from home! Yep, you can always expect good news from home! Hey! Cousin Ed's forehead's clearing up! Get me out of here!
5 August 1993
Garfield, would you say I'm witty? I would if you paid me. For good you could be hilarious.
6 August 1993
If Jon's personality was any less colorful, he'd be invisible. Right, Jon?
7 August 1993
Back just a little... Okay, now, a little to the left... Now come forward a few steps... Scoot over a teense to the right... Now forward again...a liiittle more... Perfect! Now don't move! Z
8 August 1993
This cereal makes sounds when you pour on milk. AAOOOOGAH! Aaoooogah? Let's hope it tastes better than it sounds.
9 August 1993
tick tick tick tick Z RII I have a hammer. tick tick tick tick Z
10 August 1993
Garfield, I was cleaning the basement. Please explain. You found the sacred burial ground!
11 August 1993
Have you noticed one of Odie's ears is longer than the other?
12 August 1993
WHANG! SPLOT! Let's not be forgetting who's the center of the universe here, pal.
13 August 1993
You're disgusting, Garfield. You claw the furniture, eat all the food, chase the dog, shed everywhere... And you're selfish. What do you have to say to that? I saved you a bite of fern.
14 August 1993
Okay, Odie. Now get on my shoulders. Hey, kid, is that your nose, or did you inhale a cantaloupe? SLURP! swipe MOM! Yo! The old lady on the park bench with the bag of peanuts.
15 August 1993
What are those mice doing in our house, Garfield?! Thy're giving away t-shirts!
16 August 1993
You know, Garfield, cats are supposed to eat mice. I think you have mice confused with tuna. See? All gone.
17 August 1993
Garfield, a mouse just stole some cheese! Should I be chasing this mouse or something? I mean, what kind of cheese are we talking about?
18 August 1993
Squeak! Fine! Just let him walk by! He knew the password.
19 August 1993
Jon hired an exterminator. sqeak sqeak Heeeeere, mousey, mousey. He went with the lowest bidder.
20 August 1993
Is it my imagination, or are mice getting smarter?
21 August 1993
YAWN Ah, the sounds of morning. ** chirp chirp chirp Birds singing... BONKA! BONKA! BONKA! BONKA! Jon falling down the sairs... YEEOW! Jon pouring hot coffee on his hand... AIYEE! Getting his fingers caught in the can opener... -Good morning, Garfield! An
22 August 1993
BUMP! Ha! Ha! Ha! I mean, oops!
23 August 1993
I've decided to give you a cat treat, Garfield! All right! Here you go. So by "cat treat," you don't mean a a car?
24 August 1993
Do you have to stand there and shed while I'm eating? Not at all. You shed, I'll eat.
25 August 1993
No! No! I won't eat your food! You can't make me! Oka! Okay! Have it your way! Bully.
26 August 1993
If anybody needs me, I'll be in the next room. Sound asleep. In other words, if anybody needs me, though.
27 August 1993
Has it occured to you that I want to be alone? Yes, it has.
28 August 1993
* dingle grrrrrrrrrr BARK ARF ARF BARK BARK ARF ARF ARF ARF THUD! Sigh.
29 August 1993
I'm goin gto the kitchen to bake 40 dozen cookies! And fix yourself a little something!
30 August 1993
Each of these cookies contains only one raisin. Okay, I'll try one. -
31 August 1993