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Garfield

EEK! THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE COOKIE JAR! Would you hand me a chocolate chip cookie, please?

1 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Uh, Garfield... I'm storing chocolate chip cookies for the winter.

2 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

One cookie left. The polite thing to do would be to split it. Right. Not that it matters. Right.

3 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

OUCH! GARFIELD! Worst cookie I ever tasted.

4 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

snip snip I've really done it this time, Garfield! Ho boy... I've made a suit out of the sunday funnies! Now, when women come up to me to read the comics, I'll say something funny, if you know what I mean. City Park Your punchline is showing. Now, THAT'S

5 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Time to practice our communication skills. There are turkeys tap dancing in the tapioca! He's good.

6 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Life is strange and mysterious. True. Hard to believe you could lose your socks AFTER you put them on.

7 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Running into the wall contest! GO! SPLAT! You win.

8 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, yre you ticklish? I take it this tickling thing is meant to be of the amusement persuasion?

9 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Ah, the traditional, "Family Around The Hearth". YAAAH! Followed by the traditional, "Flaming Socks Dance". Ooh! Ahh! Oooch! Yah!

10 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Quiet day today. Did I mention I rolled Odie up in a blanket and stuffed him onto the top shelf of the hall closet? Very quiet. Quiet indeed...

11 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

You'd never know it was such a nice day outside. Jon should clean these windows once in a while. Much better. Hey! Who left this window nyopen.

12 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

JON! THERE'S A BIG HAIRY SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM! A REALLY hairy spider! It's yusing your comb!

13 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

** Yo de lay hee hoo * -

14 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Hairy spider! With a ponytail!

15 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

WHOP! Hey! You missed the spider and hit me! WHAT SPIDER?!

16 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Spider, this house isn't big enough for both of us. Well, actually it probably is... So let's just do this for fun. WHAP!

17 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! So much for THAT spider! My bunnies!

18 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

"Willard Norf...lost his front teeth when he got his pocket protector caught in a green thresher". "Sidney Wassle...owner of the world's largest collection of earwax". "Marvin Smaltz...accidentally glued his finger up his nose&qu

19 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

I'm so proud of myself. I'm down to one cup of coffee a day. However, I am up to 50 doughnuts.

20 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

I'm headin' fer the cattle roundup! That's MY steak! I don't see yer brand on it, pardner.

21 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Jon, how's this for an innocent smile? Now what have you done, Garfield? Hmmmm, needs more work.

22 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Gimme chocolate! This isn't like Jon. No, wait! Vanilla! no, peach! ...strawberry! You decide! No, I'll decide! No, you decide! That's like Jon.

23 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

There's one way to get noticed, Garfield. Just accentuate your best feature. Excuse me, I have healthy gums! I'm leaving.

24 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Do Not Beware Of The Dog Hey, buddy, how ya' doin'? Why have a sign?

25 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Isn't this great?! I love camping. The fresh air... The mountains... The flowers... The trees... The big spiders.

26 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

Belinda Gizzard! I loved her in school. But, I got the impression she didn't like me. She made me eat my crayons. Ah yes...boy meets girl, girl makes boy eat art supplies.

27 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

beep beep boop I'm calling Belinda, and boy, am I nervous! Hello, Belinda? This is Jon Arbu.. CLICK Whew, I'm glad it's over. See, that wasn't so bad.

28 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

I have a date tonight, Garfield. She's attracted to men with talent. Better hurry. It's almost 8:00. I'm taking my bongos! See you at 8:30.

29 September 1993
 


 
Garfield

I'm really going to impress my date tonight, Garfield. We're going to a fancy restaurant. How do you say "chocolate milk" in French? Le Geek.

30 September 1993
 




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