EEK! THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE COOKIE JAR! - - Would you hand me a chocolate chip cookie, please?
1 September 1993
- - Uh, Garfield... I'm storing chocolate chip cookies for the winter.
2 September 1993
One cookie left. - The polite thing to do would be to split it. Right. - Not that it matters. Right.
3 September 1993
- OUCH! - GARFIELD! Worst cookie I ever tasted.
4 September 1993
snip snip - I've really done it this time, Garfield! Ho boy... - I've made a suit out of the sunday funnies! - Now, when women come up to me to read the comics, I'll say something funny, if you know what I mean. City Park - - - - Your punch
5 September 1993
Time to practice our communication skills. - - There are turkeys tap dancing in the tapioca! He's good.
6 September 1993
Life is strange and mysterious. - True. - Hard to believe you could lose your socks AFTER you put them on.
7 September 1993
Running into the wall contest! - GO! SPLAT! - You win.
8 September 1993
Garfield, yre you ticklish? - - I take it this tickling thing is meant to be of the amusement persuasion?
9 September 1993
Ah, the traditional, "Family Around The Hearth". - YAAAH! - Followed by the traditional, "Flaming Socks Dance". Ooh! Ahh! Oooch! Yah!
10 September 1993
Quiet day today. - Did I mention I rolled Odie up in a blanket and stuffed him onto the top shelf of the hall closet? - Very quiet. Quiet indeed...
11 September 1993
- You'd never know it was such a nice day outside. - Jon should clean these windows once in a while. - Much better. - Hey! - Who left this window - nyopen.
12 September 1993
JON! THERE'S A BIG HAIRY SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM! - A REALLY hairy spider! - It's yusing your comb!
13 September 1993
- ** Yo de lay hee hoo * -
14 September 1993
Hairy spider! - - With a ponytail!
15 September 1993
- WHOP! - Hey! You missed the spider and hit me! WHAT SPIDER?!
16 September 1993
Spider, this house isn't big enough for both of us. - Well, actually it probably is... - So let's just do this for fun. WHAP!
17 September 1993
STOMP! - STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! - So much for THAT spider! My bunnies!
18 September 1993
- "Willard Norf...lost his front teeth when he got his pocket protector caught in a green thresher". - "Sidney Wassle...owner of the world's largest collection of earwax". - "Marvin Smaltz...accidentally glued his finger up his nose". -
19 September 1993
I'm so proud of myself. - I'm down to one cup of coffee a day. - However, I am up to 50 doughnuts.
20 September 1993
I'm headin' fer the cattle roundup! - - That's MY steak! I don't see yer brand on it, pardner.
21 September 1993
Hey, Jon, how's this for an innocent smile? - - Now what have you done, Garfield? Hmmmm, needs more work.
22 September 1993
Gimme chocolate! This isn't like Jon. - No, wait! Vanilla! no, peach! ...strawberry! - You decide! No, I'll decide! No, you decide! That's like Jon.
23 September 1993
There's one way to get noticed, Garfield. - Just accentuate your best feature. - Excuse me, I have healthy gums! I'm leaving.
24 September 1993
Do Not Beware Of The Dog - Hey, buddy, how ya' doin'? - Why have a sign?
25 September 1993
Isn't this great?! - I love camping. - The fresh air... - The mountains... - The flowers... - The trees... The big spiders.
26 September 1993
Belinda Gizzard! I loved her in school. - But, I got the impression she didn't like me. - She made me eat my crayons. Ah yes...boy meets girl, girl makes boy eat art supplies.
27 September 1993
beep beep boop I'm calling Belinda, and boy, am I nervous! - Hello, Belinda? This is Jon Arbu.. CLICK - Whew, I'm glad it's over. See, that wasn't so bad.
28 September 1993
I have a date tonight, Garfield. - She's attracted to men with talent. Better hurry. It's almost 8:00. - I'm taking my bongos! See you at 8:30.
29 September 1993
I'm really going to impress my date tonight, Garfield. - We're going to a fancy restaurant. - How do you say "chocolate milk" in French? Le Geek.
30 September 1993