I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield. - If you gain any more weight, earth will swing out of its orbit and plunge into the sun. - What do you say to that? Pass me adoughnut and turn up the air-conditioning.
Dieting is hard work. - But, after several grueling days, I'm happy to report I have slowed my weight gain to a crawl! - A small victory perhaps, but a victory nevertheless. You have doughnuts on your breath.
- Hey? What's that ahead? FLEA COLLAR!!! - Everybody move to the rear of the cat! - My sidney is up there! I'll save him, ma'am. - Okay, son, hold on to my antenna. - SIDNEY! MOMMY! HOORAY!!! - TAIL COLLAR!!! There's a movie here somewhere.
I really need to change my image, Garfield. I fully agree. - Change can be a healthy thing. You couldn't be more right. - We could both stand to improve our looks a little, right? Speak for yourself, donkey face.
Garfield, have you though about what you want for your birthday? A gazillion slave dogs! - Since you're turning sixteen it should be something special. World domination! - How about a large pizza with everything? Even better!
You know, there's "fat"... - And then there's "fat-fat"- So what am I? - "Fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-"
AH-CHOO! - ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! - I think you may be coming down with something, Garfield. Gee, Dr. Salk, what tipped you off?
Z - Z - Boo! Who are you? - I'm the ghost of the goldfish you ate last summer. You're kidding. - And I'm here to haunt you! Ooooo, I'm so, scared. - Along with a few others you've eaten. This could be trouble.
- lap lap lap - ODIE! Do not drink my water! - GARFIELD! Keep your paws off my potatoes! - STOP LICKING MY PORK CHOP! - GOBBLE GOBBLE NARF NARF CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! HA! What are you trying to do? Make us sick?
Sigh - What a great Christmas, Garfield. - The tree is beautiful, the ham was delicious... - And the presents were terrific. - But the best thing about Christmas is being together. - If I could only find you. Who said that? Urf?