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Garfield

Winter is such a peaceful season. AIEEE! Except for the occasional neck caught in the zipper.

1 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

So THERE you are... Where in the world have you been? And why are you still wearing that silly hat? New year's eve was two nights ago! I know. That must have been some party. Come on in, everybody...and make sure the goat wipeshis feet. Baah.

2 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

HELP! I'M FALLING! Just kidding. It's an overhead shot.

3 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, how can you be so stupid? Well, if you've got a permit, I guess it's okay.

4 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you mind rolling around in these bread crumbs while I preheat the oven? What?! Would you rather be grilled? Fried? ...what?!

5 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z z Muffler.

6 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

If you were a real cat, you'd catch that mouse! Arf arf!

7 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Be ferocious! Right. Shoo. Sometimes I even scare myself.

8 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

pat pat pat pat pat pat pat This is a little winter tradition of ours.

9 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey out there! Everybody smile! SPLAT! Get outta town! You're way to cheerful for a monday.

10 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

ZIP! munch munch munch Show-off.

11 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

pant pant pant pant

12 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

piff fling SPLOT! Aiyeee! When it comes to snowball fights, mice are whimps.

13 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

pat pat pat * Building a solid snow fort is important to winning a snowball fight. Okay, Garfield, I'm ready!

14 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

SPLOT! WHAM! THE SNOWBALL FIGHT ENDED YESTERDAY! That's what you think.

15 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Wow! New-fallen snow! I gotta get my camera! ROMP ROMP ROMP ROMP ROMP -

16 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Here we see the common sparrow. Delicious plain, or with a little ketchup. What are you watching? The all-cat channel.

17 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Stay tuned. Or don't. We don't care... For apathy theater.

18 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

And now...the Juggling Rigatoni Brothers. Oops. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! The flaming baton may not be a good idea.

19 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't believe it. You're sitting here watching static! Yes, but it's quality static.

20 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are more polular than ever. And our hidden camera shows why! Payoffs t pets owners from the powerful cat lobby! LIES! ALL LIES!

21 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, brother. CLICK Gimmie a break. CLICK What'cha watching? I went with the "Oh, brother".

22 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Z WHAM! flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip ? flip flip flip flip flip -

23 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, yes. Life goes on. Where?

24 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh. Some people have something exciting and new happen to them every single day! Sounds monotonous.

25 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Life is a party. And Jon's invitation got lost in the mail.

26 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm trying to write my autobiography. It's not going very well. Sounds accurate.

27 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, you need to get get out more. You need to be with your own kind! Provided we can locate a three-toed sloth who collects stamps.

28 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Watch me turn on the charm, Garfield. Shaddup. She acknowledged my existence. You can turn it off now.

29 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield. Time to go out, Garfield. BOW YOING! Oops, I locked the screen door, funny. huh? Laaaaugh, I thought I'd die!

30 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

They say watching too much TV makes you passive. Not that I'm complaining. Not that we care.

31 January 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

And here's tonight's editorial comment. Arf arf bow-wow bark And now a rebuttal. Meow meow purrrr meow That's telling him.

1 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Stay tuned for whatever it is we're showing next. As if you had anything better to do anyway... In light of your dreary, empty existence. Sounds good to me.

2 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Is your cat fat and lazy? Does he do nothing but eat and sleep? So what?! JON! YOU'RE MISSING A GOOD SHOW!

3 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

The bank's security camera took this picture of the culprit. I thought it was a bakery!

4 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Stay tuned for "Watching Paint Dry". Rats! They preempted "Watching Grass Grow".

5 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Hey! That's MY spot you're lying in, you stupid dog! Z BOOT! NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE BURROW BURROW BURROW NUDGE -

6 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Nobody pushes you around, do they, Garfield? Nope. Not without a forklift, anyway! SLAP! Ack! I didn't see that one coming.

7 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

"The Art Of Sophisticated Humor". BOING SPLUT! "By Binky the Clown".

8 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

That's enough of that. Uh, I'm not there anymore, Odie.

9 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN GULP! YAWN I haven't seen this face in two days.

10 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I was reading that. Nobody cares about your past, Jon.

11 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

See, you roll the socks up like this. Here, you try it. You're not with me on this. Now, let's do the underwear.

12 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

* Mee mee mee mee mee meeeee ** ** ME-YOWR MEE YOWR MEE YOWR * ** MEEEEeeyooWWRRRR! ** GACK!! THUD! Bet you didn't know I could do opera.

13 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BOUNCE BOUNCE BOING BOING BOING I had no idea you could do this on a hardwood floor! Diet time.

14 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield. If you gain any more weight, earth will swing out of its orbit and plunge into the sun. What do you say to that? Pass me adoughnut and turn up the air-conditioning.

15 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

GET OFF! I CAN'T STAND IT! ARRRRGH! Just practicing. Shaddup.

16 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I know Jon said no more snacks. But I had a weak moment. Someone tore the door off the refrigerator! A weak yet intense moment.

17 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Life is a constant battle between right and wrong! Good and evil! Cheesecake and diet!

18 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

NO! NO! HAVE MERCY! Out of the goodness of my heart, I didn't weigh myself today.

19 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Z tick tick tick tick Z BRINNNG! 'morning, Garfield. 'morning, Jon. 'morning, Pooky. crunch crunch 'morning, Odie. I gotta get off this diet.

20 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I've been dieting. Riiiiight. No, really. Is this a face that would lie? How should I know? I've never seen it.

21 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Dieting is hard work. But, after several grueling days, I'm happy to report I have slowed my weight gain to a crawl! A small victory perhaps, but a victory nevertheless. You have doughnuts on your breath.

22 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, scale. How much do YOU weigh? That's none of your business! He can dish it out, but he sure can't take it.

23 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm glad you agree with my 'no snacks at night' rule, Garfield. Garfield? Are you standing over me with a fork? And about this far from deranged.

24 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Good news! I'm happy to report that I have successfully gained five pounds! First time I ever hit a weight goal!

25 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Rats! I just finished a 14-day diet, and all I lost was 2 weeks.

26 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey? What's that ahead? FLEA COLLAR!!! Everybody move to the rear of the cat! My sidney is up there! I'll save him, ma'am. Okay, son, hold on to my antenna. SIDNEY! MOMMY! HOORAY!!! TAIL COLLAR!!! There's a movie here somewhere.

27 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie GARFIELD All is right with the world.

28 February 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to the kitchen. Don't wait up for me.

1 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder what it's like outside. It's raining. And blowing.

2 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I just bought coffee yesterday, and no we're out. Do you know what happened to it, Garfield? Not offhand. But, if you like, I could stay awake for the next three nights to give it more thought.

3 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, look! A big, fat, dumb cat! Get out of here, you stupid, ugly tub of lard. Yeah, beat it! Whatever happened to "chirp, chirp"?

4 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Kids, don't let this happen to you.

5 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! When I get angry I just feel like slamming doors. SLAM!

6 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, am I a geek? Yes. Too bad cats can't talk. Yes! Yes! I'm saying yes here!

7 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I wish I were looking better. pat pat Now, now. There's no reason for you to do that. I'M the one who should wish you were better looking.

8 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I've been looking at myself in the mirror. And I have to ask you a question. An I macho? He apparently doesn't notice I have a mouthful of food.

9 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I really need to change my image, Garfield. I fully agree. Change can be a healthy thing. You couldn't be more right. We could both stand to improve our looks a little, right? Speak for yourself, donkey face.

10 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Women like men who are tall, dark and handsome. Do you think I could be tall, dark and handsome? You sure could. Stand on a chair, turn out the lights, and lie.

11 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield... I wish I had a secret identity like superheroes do. Your identity IS a secret.

12 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z YANK! WHIRRRRRR Z STOMP! B-D-D-D-D-D-d

13 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

* DING TIME TO EAT! Cats don't go "ding". I ate the egg timer.

14 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You're fat. And lazy. See? I'm doing the work of two cats!

15 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You wait right here, Odie. I'll go get your food. MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

16 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Z It's good to see you on the job. What job? And, where did that hole in the wall come from?

17 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Where's my present? I can't bring you something every time I go out. Then why go out?

18 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you having as much fun as I am? I'm bored. I guess you are.

19 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

ZOOOOM WHIP WHIP Why do cats do that?! It drives me nuts! You just answered your own question, boopsy!

20 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Ever notice how cats are able to blend into the background?

21 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's a ball of yarn to play with. How do you turn it on?

22 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You cats are lucky you have fur. It keeps you warm and cozy. It also covers up my coiled snake tattoo.

23 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Z When cats want someone to wake up, we walk across him. YAAAH! In golf shoes.

24 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are creatures of nature. We do things based entirely on...uh... Instinct!

25 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, it's dangerous up in that tree! Not for the graceful cat! At least not for the graceful cat with a parachute.

26 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

DING DONG ** DING DONG ** Garfield, cats don't ring doorbells when they want in. Fine. scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch Happy now?

27 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Boy, am I out of shape. There's only one thing to do. If you can't lose it...belt it.

28 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I've lost my library card! I'll form a search party. Right after I finish picking my teeth.

29 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon hurt his back and can't move. I could get help. Or I could go through his pockets for a change. Get away from me!

30 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Ladies and gentlemen...Odie! THUD! Open the door, THEN walk in!

31 March 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Can I see you for a second, Garfield? Sure. I want to speak to you about the lack of Respect you... Second's up.

1 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE Of THE DOG I think I'll walk this way.

2 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

GURRGLE... What's that noise? GURRRRGLE... How cute. Garfield saved part of his snowman. GARFIELD!

3 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

DINNER! Where's Garfield? Where's Jon?

4 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I cleaned my plate! And yours! DING-DONG! ** And the neighbors'!

5 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

MY GOLDFISH! Put it back, Garfield...now! GARFIELD!

6 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Can I trust you alone with this cake, Garfield? Sure. It's stupid, but you can do it!

7 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

A lone hamburger. It's separated from the herd. You never lose those hunting instincts.

8 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

snatch! GULP! I hope that was food.

9 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Pencil. Change. Comb. Corn chips. Fork. MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH . AH-HA! pop The remote control.

10 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I know what it's like outside... Without leaving the house. Tonight there's a full moon. We need a sacrifice.

11 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder what the future holds. Hey! The future has a cookie jar!

12 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

munch munch munch Where did the cookies go? Uh, they went to the post office to buy some stamps. And then they're going to the beach! Wipe the crumbs off your chin.

13 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I did it! I just ate my one millionth meal! And it's only noon.

14 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I know food is important for you. But there ar elimits. Like worshiping a doughnut. Don't anger the gods.

15 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

SNARF SMACK GULP CHOMP SLURP Your eating habits are disgusting! What I lack in quality, I make up in quantity.

16 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BWA-BWA-BWA-BWAAAHH SMMAAACK! rub rub rub rub rub The pizza delivery boy must be here.

17 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP Been stomping spiders? How'ja guess?

18 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

NO! NO! JON! DON't DO IT! STOMP! OH NO!! I wanted to do that.

19 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

KA-CHUNK! click

20 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

whack! -

21 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

THOT Spiders seem to have gotten faster as I've grown older.

22 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

INVISIBLE SPIDER! whap! whap! whap! whap! whap! whap! whap! whap! whap! whap! What do you think you're doing?! Didn't you not see that?

23 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

YAHOO! Daisies!! Tulips! Marigolds! Pansies! YEEOOW! Roses!

24 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Good morning, Garfield. Oh, all right, good morning to you too, Pooky. Kiss Love me, love my teddy bear.

25 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Now don't kick Odie off the table! All right, all right. BOOT! THUD!

26 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I've secretly hidden a brick in this cake. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH I've secretly developed a taste for bricks.

27 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! FIX IT! Oh, all right. -

28 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon says I'm not cheerful enough. Is this cheerful enough for you, bone brain?

29 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Get ready for a fancy gourmet meal, Garfield. VOILA! A hot dog dressed in a little tuxedo?

30 April 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, watch me impress the chicks with my mime act. You look like a kitchen match. Ow. Ah, ah, aaah...you're not supposed to talk.

1 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Life is funny. Ha! Ha! Ha! For some of us.

2 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon has thrown caution to the wind. He has the crazed look of a manliving on the edge. He's wearing his undershirt inside out.

3 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon's out frolicking with mother nature. RABID MOTH! I warned him...the woman's a maniac.

4 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Feeling dull? Want to seem more exciting? Hang out with someone even duller! What is it, Garfield?

5 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

** ** * * He's never happier then when he's wearing his musical socks.

6 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon and I had a little disagreement this morning. But I handled it in a mature manner... You broke my crayons! Considering what I had to work with.

7 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

cheeerip cheeerip cheeerip cheeerip Night sounds don't have to be scary. For instance, that's the sound of a cricket... CREEEEK That's the house settling. pant pant pant ...that is Odie. BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP ...that is the faucetdripping. And those...

8 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, you look like you're in a bad mood. Was it something I've said? Or was it several things I've done?

9 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

By golly, I'd like to see less indifference around here! What do you think? Up to you.

10 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! It's no use. We'll never catch that ice cream truck.

11 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I have my eye on you. In reference to what?

12 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Here comes FATSO! He's not only fat. He's slow. I was referring to you!

13 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of The Beware Of The BARK! BARK!

14 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

WHAM! PHHHHT!

15 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

A-one and-a-two... TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY

16 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY BOOO! Okay, who booed?

17 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I was born to dance! SLIP Or, maybe I was born to lie here and whimper.

18 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity tappity TAH-DAHHHHH! SPLUT!

19 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

And now, the story of a warm and loving cat. ...on "Science Fiction Theater!" Weird. click

20 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Kill the mouse! How about if I get him interested in bungee jumping and hope for an accident?

21 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Look at that cat. Too bad old Bowser isn't here. He was a good dog. Old Bowser would have made an orange hat out of him. Old Bowser would have made a cat taco with him. Yep, too bad old Bowser isn't here. He was a good dog. I hopethey buried him deep.

22 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Every time I look at you, you're either eating or sleeping. I'd be happy to choose one and stick with it.

23 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, you weigh too much. I hear you, Jon. I want you to lose weight, and I mean now! Yessir. Where are you going? To a planet with a weaker gravitational pull.

24 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie! I have a treat for you, Odie! Nice try, Garfield. Garfield? I'm not Garfield.

25 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Dessert! The son of dessert: part two!

26 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Linda, I'll bet there's nothing you'd rather do than go out with me tonight. Uh-huh... She'd rather swin in piranha-infested waters dressed as a meat loaf. I'll bet you were a close second.

27 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, mister eating machine. Thanks to your six-hour lunch, you missed dinner. I'll starve!

28 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF BOOGA "Beware of Booga"? What theheck is a boo Gulp BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!

29 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You should exercise, Garfield. I'm already so tired, it doesn't seem necessary.

30 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Any chance you might actually move today? An earthquake is always a possibility.

31 May 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I wish something exciting would happen. Not to ME of course.

1 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Always think before you act. How about if I think and then just lie here?

2 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm thinking seriously of going into the next room. Unless you'd like to bring the room in here. You're worthless.

3 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh. Every day is just like another. If you're doing things right.

4 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

GAR-FIELD! SPLOT! Impressive. Did you catch the triple lutz?

5 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, look who finally got up. Is it Garfield, or Mister Grumpy? We don't like Mister Grumpy. And Mister Grumpy doesn't like you.

6 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BIBUU BIBUU BIBUU BIBUU I hate that, you know! I know.

7 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I go to the pet store to buy you something nice. But do you appreciate it?! NOOO! I'M WEARING KITTIE SHOES!

8 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

So, Linda, I'll meet you there at seven. Me? ...oh, I'm tall and handsome with rippling muscles. I love blind dates! I'll get the inflatable biceps.

9 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Odie, I bought you an automatic doggie door. BEEP ZIP! And I installed it.

10 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

This looks okay, doesn't it? "Okay" doesn't do that outfit justice. Guess who puts off doing his laundry as long as possible?

11 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

? click click click click click click click click click click All right, TV... Dance! click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click -Fastest clicker in the west.

12 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Wow. I can't believe I'm going to be sixteen. Where did the years go? pat pat pat I think I just zinged myself.

13 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

C'mon, Garfield, snap out of it. Birthdays aren't that bad. After all, aging is all in the mind. Of course it is. And the mind is the first thing to go.

14 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Garfield, you got some mail. Me? Really? It's from my mom. How nice. She chrocheted me a birthday card.

15 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, have you though about what you want for your birthday? A gazillion slave dogs! Since you're turning sixteen it should be something special. World domination! How about a large pizza with everything? Even better!

16 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield sure has been upset about getting a year older. Z

17 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

It's true! I AM getting old! I'm losing my hair! Oh, no! Are you shedding AGAIN?! Oh...yeah.

18 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

WHAT A SURPRISE! WHAT A SURP SURPRISE!!!

19 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Exercise would give you more energy. Thanks for the warning.

20 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I bought you a seafood lunch, Garfield. They had a special on ugly fish. Quick, I'm losing my appetite.

21 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I honestly didn't think you could get any fatter, Garfield. But noooooooo. I was wrong. Don't be so hard on yourself, Jon.

22 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

This is a funny book! Well?

23 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I bet you're bigger around than you are tall! Hey! Hey! I can't help if I'm short!

24 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

This has been a pleasant day. No need for Jon to know.

25 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

All right, Garfield. Let's have it. Spit it out! PTOO splat! C'mon, the rest of it! PTOO tap tap tap

26 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

It's nice to see you, Garfield. Really? I feel safer whan you're in plain view.

27 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Staying cool during the summer is all mental. If you just THINK "cool", you'll BE cool. Of course, others may use different approaches. Do we have any more tape?

28 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

AH CHOO! snif

29 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie is thrilled to see me. Okay, he's just thrilled.

30 June 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Uhhh... SPLOOOSH YEEEEEEOOOW! Jon has yet to master the art of dunking.

1 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Why are your eyes closed? I was in the middle of a blink... And I lost interest.

2 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

slurp slurp slurp lick lick slurp slurp lick lick lick lick lick lick munch munch munch munch munch munch SLURRRRPP! -

3 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

The mail's here!... And here, and here, and...

4 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I love gardening, Garfield. Life springing from the ground! This is great! I ate your seeds!

5 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

It's raining, and I have to go out. Here's your umbrella, Jon! And here are the holes I cut in it!

6 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I just wrote a poem! I just tore up a poem! rip rip rip rip rip I don't do enlightenment.

7 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

knock knock knock knock knock knock knock CRASH! You're not very patient, are you? Not when I have to wait.

8 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad news, Jon. No matter how many times I run your blazer through the blender, it just won't make a decent milk shake. Sorry. Why, thank you, Garfield. What's this brass button doing in here?

9 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Hm...the little light in the refrigerator has burned out. Thisdinky thing was never bright enough anyway. Better. A snack should help me sleep. GARFIELD!

10 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, well, well. Keeping busy, I see. That's right. I'm collecting sarcastic remarks!

11 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Mailman's here. AIEEEEEEEE! What was that? Well now, possibly there could be a large, unattractive insect in the mailbox...maybe.

12 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to the store. Is there anything you DON'T want? Uh, no. But, thanks for asking!

13 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

SPLAT! Coffee? Please. Service is getting very slack around here.

14 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

As far as you're concerned, all I'm good for is feeding you. You say that as if it were unimportant.

15 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Boy, am I depressed. I know! I'll invite all my friends to a party! Gee, I was hoping for a bigger turnout. Then next time invite your enemies.

16 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

rattle rattle Garfield, let me in! C'mon, buddy, unlocj the door. Open the door!! Hurry, before it's too late!! It's toooo laaaaaate. AAAARRRGHHHH! Bunny jammies? With feet?

17 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I remember back on the farm, Garfield. Here we go. Family sitting on the porch, voices singing... * OH, STRANGLE ME A CHICKEN...STICK ME A PIG! ** These people need professional help.

18 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi. By the way, we're out of garlic.

19 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

What's for supper, Jon? CAT FOOD!? Life is full of surprises! Nobody likes a sarcastic pet.

20 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Poor Jon... He's the kind of guy who'll give you the shirt off his back. And there are no takers.

21 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I have a date tonight! I'll alert the media. I have to make a good impression. Then stay home. Should I wear shoes? Been a while, hasn't it Jonny boy.

22 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I like to think of myself as a role model for you boys. Urf? Yes, that means we get to blame everything on him.

23 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

klack!

24 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! You ate ALL cupcakes?! You're a greedy pig! You're right. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Like it? It's called remorse without guilt.

25 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I love chocolate cake! Love is fleeting.

26 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

PURR PURR PURR Garfield, are you purring? No, but I think there's something wrong with my chain saw.

27 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

beep beep boop This phone bill says it all. Hey, nice biceps, big guy! boop beep boop $542.16 for Dial-A-Compliment.

28 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I've decided not to order a pizza tonight. RIP! Then what's the point of having a telephone? FLING

29 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

* RINNG! Hello?... Speaking... Do I own a cat? I have 30 frozen turkeys out on the lawn! No, sir. I do not.

30 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

! SLAM! -

31 July 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

poke I had to provoke it.

1 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Here I am, trapped in a ball of yarn. My whole life just flashed before my eyes. And it looked like a junk food commercial.

2 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm reading about ancient civilizations. Know how they killed their enemies? Yeah, they gave them a ball of yarn to play with.

3 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Now I know why cats are given yarn. It's nature's way of keeping a balance. Like a dinosaur falling into a tar pit.

4 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

-

5 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

poke I'll get you for this.

6 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

There's ordinary old coffee... SLUP YOING! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! WHIRRRRRRR And then there's "bottom-of-the-pot-sitting-plugged-in-all-day-coffee!"

7 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I spend the day doing good deeds. While YOU didn't move from that spot. We both made the world a little nicer today. Hey!

8 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I should exercise. Fudge? You're evil, you know that, don't you?

9 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT! Hey, Jon. Did you see that line drive?

10 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield left the table in the middle of a meal! Snack time.

11 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Out of dust rags, are we?

12 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

As soon as I get my jacket, I'll be ready to go to the vet, Garfield. Fine. Be sure to say hello to me.

13 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

A-HEM!

14 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

EIIIIYEEEE!!! I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield! YAAAAAAHHH!! No fair! UNNNGH (CHOKE) GAH! Who a re you going to believe? Me, or this stupid talking scale?!

15 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, there's "fat"... And then there's "fat-fat" So what am I? "Fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-&

16 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

All right! I lost a few pounds! And I found them. I wish that was just an old joke.

17 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You're as light as a feather! A really, really, REALLY big feather.

18 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Go ahead. Give me the truth. I can take it. Earth's orbit around the sun is slowly deteriorating. One day we'll fall to a fiery demise! Not that truth. Your sister has mange?

19 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Hack! Cough! The weight's too much! I'm a goner! Lean over, I want to see your face before I go... Or IS that your face?... This is called justifiable homicide.

20 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder if Jon fixed the toaster? click KA-CHOINNG! PWING! PWANG! YAAAHHHH!! CRASH! PWING! PWANG! YIPE! CRAAASHH! Yup.

21 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I just might want to take a picture of something other than you, Garfield. Why?

22 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll try the direct approach. Hop in! Just a thought.

23 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm tired. I'm Garfield. You look like you're Jon, tired.

24 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm creating the illusion of movement. You need dusting. It's not working.

25 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

CHOMP GOBBLE GOBBLE SNARF SNARF I need to get away from you. Burp. How come?

26 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Saturday night, and the moon is full. Out of the night, a cry to all that is wild and free... LET'S POLKA! I think I'll turn in early.

27 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

dunk dunk wring wring -

28 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of dog?! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ooooo. You must be very mean... Touch, too.

29 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of Bird Oh, really? PTOO CLANK! Yes...definitely really.

30 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't entirely enjoy your company. Pardon my bluntness. BEWARE OF THE WILLING-TO-SHARE-HIS-FEELINGS DOG.

31 August 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF FROG ? ZIP SPLAT!

1 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Aren't you going to try to get me? I'm cutting down on the fat in my diet. You ARE vicious.

2 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You're ugly. BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK As if it's my fault.

3 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

DINGLE * DINGLE * Go get it, boy! DINGLE * DINGLE * DINGLE * DINGLE * -

4 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I have candy. -

5 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Doctors report that you shouldn't click Studies find that it's hard to click Next-a salute to bacon! Now we're talking.

6 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Bet you can't find Odie! What are you doing with that shovel? Ah, ah, ah...no hints!

7 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

That's a big cup of coffee! No, it's just right. For this doughnut.

8 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's uncle Ned. He loved farming. "The smell of the earth is the perfume of life," he'd say. That explains the dirt clod up his nose.

9 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder how long he intends to be there? Uh-oh.

10 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

click click click click Rats! There's nothing on T.V.! click click YAAAHHHH! rrrrrr YAAAAHHHH! rrrr YAAAAAAAAAHHHH! rrrrr YAAAHHH! rrrrrr

11 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Higher...higher... Perfect! bidditty bidditty bidditty bidditty

12 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

yeeeoooow!

13 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

SWAT! The old "newspaper-on-the-foot" trick.

14 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

plip

15 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

SWAT! Th thrill is gone.

16 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Gimme your measuring tape! Thanks! REALLY big spider!

17 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

PET SHOW Am I on? And now for the talent portion of our competition! Walter Schmidlapp and Petey! OOoOOO MY PAPA ** -Teresa Glotz and Lizzy! ...Timmy Minko and Blinky! ...Peggy Smith and Pickles! ...Jon Arbuckle and Garfield!BLINKY! WAAAHH! Heeere, piggy

18 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Eat your ice cream before it melts. Ice cream melts?

19 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BONK! MEOW! Pardon my language.

20 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

The mighty lion lies poised and hungry. A cruel smile reveals his lethal fangs. Garfield, you look like a deranged walrus. He spies his first victim.

21 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

POP! The sound of an exploding cat. My worst fear!

22 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll go do something. Ha He never could keep up with me.

23 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi there! This is me being friendly. This makes my face hurt.

24 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

THUD -

25 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah! Good morning, world! SNIFFFF GAAAAGHH! SNORT! SHORT! SNORT! COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH SNOOORT! Inhaled an entire monarch butterfly.

26 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Try not to do anything annoying today. I'll make a note of it. How do you spell "annoying"?

27 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm just driving to the store. Be right back. SLAM! YEEEEOOOW! Don'tcha hate hot car seats?

28 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll put a smile on Jon's face! -

29 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I've never been happier in my... CRASH! This chair has been tampered with. Now I'M happy.

30 September 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

SHRED SHRED SHRED SHRED SHRED SHRED You like my new chair? "New" is hardly the word.

1 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Z tick tick tick BRRIIIINNG RIIINNNG FLUSK RRRIIINNNnnnnnn nnblub nblub nblub nblub The toilet is ringing! What should I do? Take a message.

2 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Books are very important. I'm sitting on one to get a better view of the T.V.

3 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT! Autumn is here and the dogs are falling!

4 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I wonder if I've lived any former lives. I doubt it. You're not even living this one.

5 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Looks aren't everything, Garfield. There's also personality. Uh, there's always personal hygiene. You gonna floss your way into some babe's heart?

6 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm back! Of course, I haven't been anywhere, so I guess I'm NOT back. Where am I?

7 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Poor aunt Zelda. Overeating did her in. She was at the zoo. Tried to take food from a wolverine. Ouch.

8 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

** DING-DONG! BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK * DING DONG! ** BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK Honey, it's the doorbell again!

9 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You don't look well, Garfield. Maybe it was something you ate. As if that would narrow it down. Smart guy.

10 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

AH-CHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! I think you may be coming down with something, Garfield. Gee, Dr. Salk, what tipped you off?

11 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Stupid code. Sniff HONK -

12 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

AH...AHHH...AHHH..* Nothing! Don't you just hate it when... CHOO!

13 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

How's your cold, Garfield? Great! HONNNK! sniff sniff I'm not so well. But the cold's doing great.

14 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Still have your cold, Garfeld? snif Yes. I wish it would go away. What's that old saying mom used to use?..."Feed a cold, starve a fever". In the UBBER hand...

15 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

POISONOUS SPIDER! Get me a chair and a whip! Get me a ten-gallon drum of bug spray! It's a venom.spewing hairy-legged killer! Or a piece of lint.

16 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

"Doughnuts are the perfect food, declares doctor". That's the fattest doctor I've ever seen. Not to mention the happiest.

17 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I hope you don't take this the wrong way... But you're getting as fat as a pig. Fine, and I hope you don't take this the wrong way... And I hope you don't take THIS the wrong way!

18 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You have a lot to learn about goofing off.

19 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Nobody's home. I hate having to get on my own nerves.

20 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Why are you reading when you could be talking to me? ZIP So, read any good books lately?

21 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

COUGH COUUUGH HACK HACK HAAACK HAAACK cough couch HARRRRF hock hock hocccch HACK COUGH You don't care for the outdoors, do you? How's a guy to breathe with all that fresh air out there?!

22 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

click click click click click click Z Z Z Z YAWN YAH Good things come to those who wait.

23 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Why hello, Mr. Puppet! How are you, Mr. Puppet? Let me shake your... EEEYUCK! That's Mr. "Tongue" Puppet to you.

24 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

skrik What do you do when they think up stuff that's not in the instruction manual?

25 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, look! Odie and I have been making funny face. If you keep doing that your face will atay like that. NOW you tell us!

26 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Ha! Ha!I told you if you made a face, it would stick! GRINK THAT'S NOT FUNNY! Then why am I smiling?

27 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Who'd have ever believed if you made a face It'd stick that way? The mothers of the world. Wanna go out with me? EEEEEEEK Thought I might as well have some fun. You're sick.

28 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Maybe we can unfreeze our faces if we just relax. SIIIIGH That's better...sort of. My nose is in my coffee!

29 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Boo! Who are you? I'm the ghost of the goldfish you ate last summer. You're kidding. And I'm here to haunt you! Ooooo, I'm so, scared. Along with a few others you've eaten. This could be trouble.

30 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! Correction. Greetings, empty trash cans and a cardboard box!

31 October 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

...and so the moose says, "that was no chicken, that was my wife!" KONK! Even the band hates my act.

1 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Greetings, ladies and germs! Welcome to... tappity tappity tappity SPLOT! The dinner show.

2 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Fellow cats, please welcome the amazing Zarconi Brothers! MICE!!! Tough crowd. BURP Encore!!

3 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Anyone here tonight from out of town? BONK! Hawaii! How nice!

4 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, you've been a beautiful audience! clap clap clap clap Just beautiful! Don't ever change, and I mean it! Love ya! Goodnight!... clap clap clap clap Mom clap clap clap clap

5 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, boys! Pigs! Let's all imitate a pig! Do we have to? Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Very good. Ooo! Cows! Let's be a cow! Moom Moooo Moooo A POSSUM! THUMP! THUMP! Very funny.

6 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm back from my world travels! Weren't you just in the kitchen? It's the world to ME.

7 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I love comedy! Hitting someone with a pie isn't funny. Oh. I love drama.

8 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

It's impossible not to be cheerful when Odie's around. So I'll leave.

9 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

WHIRRRRRRRRRR Garfield! What are you doing? Eliminating the middleman.

10 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon went shopping. He read that women are attracted to men who wear hats. Oh yeah?! Well there are chicks who go crazy for earflaps! A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

11 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Yes! Exercise! Yes! Just lying here!

12 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

lap lap lap ODIE! Do not drink my water! GARFIELD! Keep your paws off my potatoes! STOP LICKING MY PORK CHOP! GOBBLE GOBBLE NARF NARF CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! HA! What are you trying to do? Make us sick?

13 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what we could use around here? Some hilarious high jinks. Would that require getting up?

14 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm almost completely bored. My foot is having a good time.

15 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you ever get the feeling that you're missing out on a lot of things? Yes, I do. Is that bad?

16 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh. My standards are too low. And don't think I don't appreciate that.

17 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, friday night. SPLAT! SPLAT! Looks like I win again, Garfield! Yee-ha. Fun with sardines.

18 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Is it boring in here, or is it just you?

19 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

wind wind wind -

20 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Howdy, pardner. A ten-gallon hat on a one-quart head.

21 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Howdy, Garfield! I am a genuine cowbow! Yee-ha. Let's hit the trail! Right after our sissy hangin'.

22 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I have the clothes...I have the guitar... I'm Jon Arbuckle, singing cowboy! ** I'm sittin' on my spurs, mama ** First we hang his guitar and make him watch.

23 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

My new fish is very exotic. When threatened, it expands to fifty times its size. You don't say.

24 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Another goldfish eaten. Think of the money I've spent on these things. Really. You could have saved up and bought me a trout.

25 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You are way too fat. Unless, of course, you're an elephant. Whoa! Jon thinks I'm an elephant.

26 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

GULP! -

27 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Wow. The same thing is on every channel! click click click click click click The remote is broken. click click click click Get real! what are the chances of that?

28 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Coming up next: shows that are three seconds long... For those who like to change channels... But are too lazy to press the buttons! Finally!

29 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Today on "Cooking for Cats"...healthy salads! We have our lettuce, our carrots, our tomatoes... And now we add our squirrel. I like organic food.

30 November 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

The following program contains scenes not suitable for cats. ARF! What's this world coming to? click!

1 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

KICK! Hey! Stop enjoying that!

2 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Good things come to those who wait. Personally, I feel grabbing and running is pretty effective too!

3 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

** * * ** ** * * ** ** * * ** ** * * ** ** * * ** ** * * ** ** * * **

4 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Today's the day I do nothing. Unless I'm mistaken. Though being mistaken would be something, not nothing. So if today's the the day I do nothing, I can't be mistaken. Unless I'm mistaken.

5 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BONK! Was there any damage? No. It looks all right.

6 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Odie's asleep and I'm awake. Z What to do, what to do.

7 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Some dirty, rotten, low-down, slimy... Filthy, disgusting, gluttonous, hog... STOLE MY SUPPER! I'm picking up some tension here.

8 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! SNARL SNARL SNARL ARF ARF BARK BEWARE OF THE DOG BARK! BARK! ARF ARF BARK! BARK! erase erase erase -

9 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

This cake is light as a feather! Pssssss Ate the cake. Left the frosting.

10 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

The first snowflake! Jon! Jon! wipe wipe

11 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Winter is here. Don't answer the door.

12 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

When shopping for a Christmas tree, there are two things to keep in mind... One: look for a tree with soft, supple needles. And two: your ceiling is never as high as you remember.

13 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! Spread those around!

14 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, Garfield, the lights are all hung! Plug 'er in! This is the moment I look forward to every year. FZZZZT The annual blowing out of the neighborhood power grid.

15 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE Hmm...a nice loud rattle. That's a good sign. That means it's no underwear.

16 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield, we got another Christmas card! "Merry Christmas, you sow.huggin', cow-kissin', sissy, city boy". I think it's from Doc Boy It must be. He spelled his name wrong.

17 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Nice job, boys-

18 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG Perfect! -

19 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

! sniff sniff sniff AhHA!! NOG breath! Curses.

20 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield... Santa KNOWS whether you've been good or bad all year. Does he give points for being ingratiating?

21 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

What did Santa say when he got stuck upside down in the chimney? !OH !OH !OH Ow! No hard candy! Ow! Ow!

22 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh...I love the holiday season. The lights, the presents, the caroling... GARFIELD!!! The (burp) Christmas cookies...

23 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

I know how excited you are about Christmas, Garfield... And I know it's Christmas eve... But it's only noon! Quiet! The sooner I get to sleep, the sooner it'll be tomorrow!

24 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh What a great Christmas, Garfield. The tree is beautiful, the ham was delicious... And the presents were terrific. But the best thing about Christmas is being together. If I could only find you. Who said that? Urf?

25 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Christmas is over. Better change into something more appropriate. -

26 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

That sweater mom made you for Christmas looks good on you, Garfield. So what's the catch? And it fits good, too. There's gotta be a catch. And it's 100% cow. There MUST be a catch.

27 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Next year I resolve to grow chest hair! Ahem. That's "fur".

28 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

Talk about insecure. Jon's practicing for the new year's party.

29 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

* *

30 December 1994
 
 
   
Garfield

** fweeeeee Happy new year.

31 December 1994
 




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