So THERE you are... Where in the world have you been? And why are you still wearing that silly hat? New year's eve was two nights ago! I know. That must have been some party. Come on in, everybody...and make sure the goat wipeshis feet. Baah.
I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield. If you gain any more weight, earth will swing out of its orbit and plunge into the sun. What do you say to that? Pass me adoughnut and turn up the air-conditioning.
Dieting is hard work. But, after several grueling days, I'm happy to report I have slowed my weight gain to a crawl! A small victory perhaps, but a victory nevertheless. You have doughnuts on your breath.
Hey? What's that ahead? FLEA COLLAR!!! Everybody move to the rear of the cat! My sidney is up there! I'll save him, ma'am. Okay, son, hold on to my antenna. SIDNEY! MOMMY! HOORAY!!! TAIL COLLAR!!! There's a movie here somewhere.
I really need to change my image, Garfield. I fully agree. Change can be a healthy thing. You couldn't be more right. We could both stand to improve our looks a little, right? Speak for yourself, donkey face.
Look at that cat. Too bad old Bowser isn't here. He was a good dog. Old Bowser would have made an orange hat out of him. Old Bowser would have made a cat taco with him. Yep, too bad old Bowser isn't here. He was a good dog. I hopethey buried him deep.
Garfield, have you though about what you want for your birthday? A gazillion slave dogs! Since you're turning sixteen it should be something special. World domination! How about a large pizza with everything? Even better!
AH-CHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! I think you may be coming down with something, Garfield. Gee, Dr. Salk, what tipped you off?
Sigh What a great Christmas, Garfield. The tree is beautiful, the ham was delicious... And the presents were terrific. But the best thing about Christmas is being together. If I could only find you. Who said that? Urf?