Winter is such a peaceful season. - AIEEE! - Except for the occasional neck caught in the zipper.
1 January 1994
- - So THERE you are... - Where in the world have you been? - And why are you still wearing that silly hat? New year's eve was two nights ago! - I know. - That must have been some party. Come on in, everybody...and make sure the goat wipes
2 January 1994
HELP! I'M FALLING! - Just kidding. - It's an overhead shot.
3 January 1994
Odie, how can you be so stupid? - - Well, if you've got a permit, I guess it's okay.
4 January 1994
Would you mind rolling around in these bread crumbs while I preheat the oven? - - What?! Would you rather be grilled? Fried? ...what?!
5 January 1994
Z - Z - z Muffler.
6 January 1994
If you were a real cat, you'd catch that mouse! - - Arf arf!
7 January 1994
Be ferocious! Right. - Shoo. - Sometimes I even scare myself.
8 January 1994
- - - - - pat pat pat pat pat pat pat - This is a little winter tradition of ours.
9 January 1994
Hey out there! Everybody smile! - SPLAT! - Get outta town! You're way to cheerful for a monday.
10 January 1994
- ZIP! - munch munch munch Show-off.
11 January 1994
- - pant pant pant pant
12 January 1994
piff - fling SPLOT! Aiyeee! - When it comes to snowball fights, mice are whimps.
13 January 1994
pat pat pat * - Building a solid snow fort is important to winning a snowball fight. - Okay, Garfield, I'm ready!
14 January 1994
- SPLOT! WHAM! - THE SNOWBALL FIGHT ENDED YESTERDAY! That's what you think.
15 January 1994
- Wow! New-fallen snow! - I gotta get my camera! - ROMP ROMP ROMP ROMP ROMP -
16 January 1994
Here we see the common sparrow. - Delicious plain, or with a little ketchup. - What are you watching? The all-cat channel.
17 January 1994
Stay tuned. - Or don't. We don't care... - For apathy theater.
18 January 1994
And now...the Juggling Rigatoni Brothers. - Oops. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! - Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! The flaming baton may not be a good idea.
19 January 1994
I don't believe it. - You're sitting here watching static! - Yes, but it's quality static.
20 January 1994
Cats are more polular than ever. - And our hidden camera shows why! - Payoffs t pets owners from the powerful cat lobby! LIES! ALL LIES!
21 January 1994
Oh, brother. CLICK - Gimmie a break. CLICK - What'cha watching? I went with the "Oh, brother".
22 January 1994
- Z - WHAM! - flip flip flip flip flip flip flip - flip flip flip flip flip flip flip ? - flip flip flip flip flip -
23 January 1994
Ah, yes. Life goes on. - - Where?
24 January 1994
Sigh. - Some people have something exciting and new happen to them every single day! - Sounds monotonous.
25 January 1994
Life is a party. - - And Jon's invitation got lost in the mail.
26 January 1994
I'm trying to write my autobiography. - It's not going very well. - Sounds accurate.
27 January 1994
Jon, you need to get get out more. - You need to be with your own kind! - Provided we can locate a three-toed sloth who collects stamps.
28 January 1994
Watch me turn on the charm, Garfield. - Shaddup. - She acknowledged my existence. You can turn it off now.
29 January 1994
Garfield. - Time to go out, Garfield. - BOW - YOING! - Oops, I locked the screen door, funny. huh? Laaaaugh, I thought I'd die!
30 January 1994
They say watching too much TV makes you passive. - - Not that I'm complaining. Not that we care.
31 January 1994