Winter is such a peaceful season. AIEEE! Except for the occasional neck caught in the zipper.
1 January 1994
So THERE you are... Where in the world have you been? And why are you still wearing that silly hat? New year's eve was two nights ago! I know. That must have been some party. Come on in, everybody...and make sure the goat wipeshis feet. Baah.
2 January 1994
HELP! I'M FALLING! Just kidding. It's an overhead shot.
3 January 1994
Odie, how can you be so stupid? Well, if you've got a permit, I guess it's okay.
4 January 1994
Would you mind rolling around in these bread crumbs while I preheat the oven? What?! Would you rather be grilled? Fried? ...what?!
5 January 1994
Z Z z Muffler.
6 January 1994
If you were a real cat, you'd catch that mouse! Arf arf!
7 January 1994
Be ferocious! Right. Shoo. Sometimes I even scare myself.
8 January 1994
pat pat pat pat pat pat pat This is a little winter tradition of ours.
9 January 1994
Hey out there! Everybody smile! SPLAT! Get outta town! You're way to cheerful for a monday.
10 January 1994
ZIP! munch munch munch Show-off.
11 January 1994
pant pant pant pant
12 January 1994
piff fling SPLOT! Aiyeee! When it comes to snowball fights, mice are whimps.
13 January 1994
pat pat pat * Building a solid snow fort is important to winning a snowball fight. Okay, Garfield, I'm ready!
14 January 1994
SPLOT! WHAM! THE SNOWBALL FIGHT ENDED YESTERDAY! That's what you think.
15 January 1994
Wow! New-fallen snow! I gotta get my camera! ROMP ROMP ROMP ROMP ROMP -
16 January 1994
Here we see the common sparrow. Delicious plain, or with a little ketchup. What are you watching? The all-cat channel.
17 January 1994
Stay tuned. Or don't. We don't care... For apathy theater.
18 January 1994
And now...the Juggling Rigatoni Brothers. Oops. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! The flaming baton may not be a good idea.
19 January 1994
I don't believe it. You're sitting here watching static! Yes, but it's quality static.
20 January 1994
Cats are more polular than ever. And our hidden camera shows why! Payoffs t pets owners from the powerful cat lobby! LIES! ALL LIES!
21 January 1994
Oh, brother. CLICK Gimmie a break. CLICK What'cha watching? I went with the "Oh, brother".
22 January 1994
Z WHAM! flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip ? flip flip flip flip flip -
23 January 1994
Ah, yes. Life goes on. Where?
24 January 1994
Sigh. Some people have something exciting and new happen to them every single day! Sounds monotonous.
25 January 1994
Life is a party. And Jon's invitation got lost in the mail.
26 January 1994
I'm trying to write my autobiography. It's not going very well. Sounds accurate.
27 January 1994
Jon, you need to get get out more. You need to be with your own kind! Provided we can locate a three-toed sloth who collects stamps.
28 January 1994
Watch me turn on the charm, Garfield. Shaddup. She acknowledged my existence. You can turn it off now.
29 January 1994
Garfield. Time to go out, Garfield. BOW YOING! Oops, I locked the screen door, funny. huh? Laaaaugh, I thought I'd die!
30 January 1994
They say watching too much TV makes you passive. Not that I'm complaining. Not that we care.
31 January 1994