SHRED SHRED SHRED - SHRED SHRED SHRED - You like my new chair? "New" is hardly the word.
1 October 1994
Z tick tick tick - BRRIIIINNG - RIIINNNG - FLUSK RRRIIINNNnnnnnn nnblub nblub nblub nblub - - - The toilet is ringing! What should I do? Take a message.
2 October 1994
Books are very important. - - I'm sitting on one to get a better view of the T.V.
3 October 1994
BOOT! - Autumn is here and the dogs are falling!
4 October 1994
Garfield, I wonder if I've lived any former lives. - I doubt it. - You're not even living this one.
5 October 1994
Looks aren't everything, Garfield. There's also personality. - - Uh, there's always personal hygiene. You gonna floss your way into some babe's heart?
6 October 1994
I'm back! - Of course, I haven't been anywhere, so I guess I'm NOT back. - Where am I?
7 October 1994
Poor aunt Zelda. Overeating did her in. - She was at the zoo. - Tried to take food from a wolverine. Ouch.
8 October 1994
- ** DING-DONG! - BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK - BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK - - * DING DONG! ** - BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK Honey, it's the doorbell again!
9 October 1994
You don't look well, Garfield. - Maybe it was something you ate. - As if that would narrow it down. Smart guy.
10 October 1994
AH-CHOO! - ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! - I think you may be coming down with something, Garfield. Gee, Dr. Salk, what tipped you off?
11 October 1994
Stupid code. Sniff - HONK -
12 October 1994
AH...AHHH...AHHH..* - Nothing! Don't you just hate it when... - CHOO!
13 October 1994
How's your cold, Garfield? Great! HONNNK! - sniff sniff I'm not so well. - But the cold's doing great.
14 October 1994
Still have your cold, Garfeld? snif Yes. I wish it would go away. - What's that old saying mom used to use?..."Feed a cold, starve a fever". - In the UBBER hand...
15 October 1994
- POISONOUS SPIDER! - Get me a chair and a whip! - Get me a ten-gallon drum of bug spray! - It's a venom.spewing hairy-legged killer! - - Or a piece of lint.
16 October 1994
"Doughnuts are the perfect food, declares doctor". - That's the fattest doctor I've ever seen. - Not to mention the happiest.
17 October 1994
Garfield, I hope you don't take this the wrong way... - But you're getting as fat as a pig. Fine, and I hope you don't take this the wrong way... - And I hope you don't take THIS the wrong way!
18 October 1994
- - You have a lot to learn about goofing off.
19 October 1994
Nobody's home. - - I hate having to get on my own nerves.
20 October 1994
Why are you reading when you could be talking to me? - ZIP - So, read any good books lately?
21 October 1994
COUGH COUUUGH HACK HACK HAAACK - HAAACK cough couch HARRRRF hock hock hocccch HACK COUGH - You don't care for the outdoors, do you? How's a guy to breathe with all that fresh air out there?!
22 October 1994
click click click click click click - Z - Z - Z - Z - YAWN - - YAH Good things come to those who wait.
23 October 1994
Why hello, Mr. Puppet! - How are you, Mr. Puppet? Let me shake your... - EEEYUCK! That's Mr. "Tongue" Puppet to you.
24 October 1994
- skrik - What do you do when they think up stuff that's not in the instruction manual?
25 October 1994
Hey, look! Odie and I have been making funny face. - If you keep doing that your face will atay like that. - NOW you tell us!
26 October 1994
Ha! Ha!I told you if you made a face, it would stick! - GRINK - THAT'S NOT FUNNY! Then why am I smiling?
27 October 1994
Who'd have ever believed if you made a face It'd stick that way? The mothers of the world. - Wanna go out with me? - EEEEEEEK Thought I might as well have some fun. You're sick.
28 October 1994
Maybe we can unfreeze our faces if we just relax. - SIIIIGH - That's better...sort of. My nose is in my coffee!
29 October 1994
Z - Z - Boo! Who are you? - I'm the ghost of the goldfish you ate last summer. You're kidding. - And I'm here to haunt you! Ooooo, I'm so, scared. - Along with a few others you've eaten. This could be trouble.
30 October 1994
Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! - Correction. - Greetings, empty trash cans and a cardboard box!
31 October 1994