The following program contains scenes not suitable for cats. - ARF! - What's this world coming to? click!
1 December 1994
KICK! - - Hey! Stop enjoying that!
2 December 1994
Good things come to those who wait. - - Personally, I feel grabbing and running is pretty effective too!
3 December 1994
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4 December 1994
Today's the day I do nothing. - Unless I'm mistaken. - Though being mistaken would be something, not nothing. So if today's the the day I do nothing, I can't be mistaken. Unless I'm mistaken.
5 December 1994
BONK! - Was there any damage? - No. It looks all right.
6 December 1994
Z - Odie's asleep and I'm awake. Z - What to do, what to do.
7 December 1994
Some dirty, rotten, low-down, slimy... - Filthy, disgusting, gluttonous, hog... - STOLE MY SUPPER! I'm picking up some tension here.
8 December 1994
BARK! BARK! SNARL SNARL SNARL ARF ARF BARK BEWARE OF THE DOG - BARK! BARK! ARF ARF BARK! BARK! erase erase erase -
9 December 1994
- This cake is light as a feather! - Pssssss Ate the cake. Left the frosting.
10 December 1994
- The first snowflake! - - Jon! Jon! - - - wipe wipe
11 December 1994
- Winter is here. - Don't answer the door.
12 December 1994
When shopping for a Christmas tree, there are two things to keep in mind... - One: look for a tree with soft, supple needles. - And two: your ceiling is never as high as you remember.
13 December 1994
- GARFIELD! - Spread those around!
14 December 1994
Okay, Garfield, the lights are all hung! Plug 'er in! This is the moment I look forward to every year. - FZZZZT - The annual blowing out of the neighborhood power grid.
15 December 1994
RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE Hmm...a nice loud rattle. - That's a good sign. - That means it's no underwear.
16 December 1994
Look, Garfield, we got another Christmas card! - "Merry Christmas, you sow.huggin', cow-kissin', sissy, city boy". - I think it's from Doc Boy It must be. He spelled his name wrong.
17 December 1994
- - - - Nice job, boys-
18 December 1994
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG - Perfect! -
19 December 1994
! - sniff sniff sniff - AhHA!! NOG breath! Curses.
20 December 1994
You know, Garfield... - Santa KNOWS whether you've been good or bad all year. - Does he give points for being ingratiating?
21 December 1994
What did Santa say when he got stuck upside down in the chimney? - !OH !OH !OH - Ow! No hard candy! Ow! Ow!
22 December 1994
Sigh...I love the holiday season. - The lights, the presents, the caroling... - GARFIELD!!! The (burp) Christmas cookies...
23 December 1994
I know how excited you are about Christmas, Garfield... - And I know it's Christmas eve... - But it's only noon! Quiet! The sooner I get to sleep, the sooner it'll be tomorrow!
24 December 1994
Sigh - What a great Christmas, Garfield. - The tree is beautiful, the ham was delicious... - And the presents were terrific. - But the best thing about Christmas is being together. - If I could only find you. Who said that? Urf?
25 December 1994
Christmas is over. - Better change into something more appropriate. -
26 December 1994
That sweater mom made you for Christmas looks good on you, Garfield. So what's the catch? - And it fits good, too. There's gotta be a catch. - And it's 100% cow. There MUST be a catch.
27 December 1994
Next year I resolve to grow chest hair! - Ahem. - That's "fur".
28 December 1994
- Talk about insecure. - Jon's practicing for the new year's party.
29 December 1994
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30 December 1994
- ** fweeeeee - Happy new year.
31 December 1994