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Garfield

The following program contains scenes not suitable for cats. ARF! What's this world coming to? click!

1 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

KICK! Hey! Stop enjoying that!

2 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Good things come to those who wait. Personally, I feel grabbing and running is pretty effective too!

3 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

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4 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Today's the day I do nothing. Unless I'm mistaken. Though being mistaken would be something, not nothing. So if today's the the day I do nothing, I can't be mistaken. Unless I'm mistaken.

5 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

BONK! Was there any damage? No. It looks all right.

6 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Z Odie's asleep and I'm awake. Z What to do, what to do.

7 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Some dirty, rotten, low-down, slimy... Filthy, disgusting, gluttonous, hog... STOLE MY SUPPER! I'm picking up some tension here.

8 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! SNARL SNARL SNARL ARF ARF BARK BEWARE OF THE DOG BARK! BARK! ARF ARF BARK! BARK! erase erase erase -

9 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

This cake is light as a feather! Pssssss Ate the cake. Left the frosting.

10 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

The first snowflake! Jon! Jon! wipe wipe

11 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Winter is here. Don't answer the door.

12 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

When shopping for a Christmas tree, there are two things to keep in mind... One: look for a tree with soft, supple needles. And two: your ceiling is never as high as you remember.

13 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! Spread those around!

14 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Garfield, the lights are all hung! Plug 'er in! This is the moment I look forward to every year. FZZZZT The annual blowing out of the neighborhood power grid.

15 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE Hmm...a nice loud rattle. That's a good sign. That means it's no underwear.

16 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield, we got another Christmas card! "Merry Christmas, you sow.huggin', cow-kissin', sissy, city boy". I think it's from Doc Boy It must be. He spelled his name wrong.

17 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Nice job, boys-

18 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG Perfect! -

19 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

! sniff sniff sniff AhHA!! NOG breath! Curses.

20 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield... Santa KNOWS whether you've been good or bad all year. Does he give points for being ingratiating?

21 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

What did Santa say when he got stuck upside down in the chimney? !OH !OH !OH Ow! No hard candy! Ow! Ow!

22 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Sigh...I love the holiday season. The lights, the presents, the caroling... GARFIELD!!! The (burp) Christmas cookies...

23 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

I know how excited you are about Christmas, Garfield... And I know it's Christmas eve... But it's only noon! Quiet! The sooner I get to sleep, the sooner it'll be tomorrow!

24 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Sigh What a great Christmas, Garfield. The tree is beautiful, the ham was delicious... And the presents were terrific. But the best thing about Christmas is being together. If I could only find you. Who said that? Urf?

25 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Christmas is over. Better change into something more appropriate. -

26 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

That sweater mom made you for Christmas looks good on you, Garfield. So what's the catch? And it fits good, too. There's gotta be a catch. And it's 100% cow. There MUST be a catch.

27 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Next year I resolve to grow chest hair! Ahem. That's "fur".

28 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

Talk about insecure. Jon's practicing for the new year's party.

29 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

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30 December 1994
 


 
Garfield

** fweeeeee Happy new year.

31 December 1994
 




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